positions to try out for you kinky sluts

[JoeCoolinATL]

Secret Service (noun)

A slang term for when a guy fucking a girl doggy style and says he is going to cum and then spits on her back....she thinks he is done and starts to turn around and then he shoots his cum in her ear and she'll reach up to cup her ear like a secret service agent does.


Angry Pirate (noun)
While having intercourse, you pull out, ejaculate in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin. She will grab her eye and hop around like an Angry Pirate.

Kentucky Pile Driver (noun)
The sexual act of having intercourse in the doggie style position on a hard surface while both partners are on their knees, and the female is on all 4's. Right before ejaculation, the male hits her arms out from underneath her and she smashes her head into the ground, usually resulting in a chipped tooth.

Sandy Koufax (verb)
When you are doing a girl from behind, you pull out and cum in your left hand. Then you say, "Now pitching, Sandy Koufax!" She turns to see whats going on, and you throw it in her face.

Bobo Brazil (noun, verb)
A term for headbutting a female in the vagina during or after sexual activity.

Bowling Ball (verb)
When a woman is on top of you during sex and you wish to change positions. You stick both your middle two fingers up her anus and your thumb in her vagina and throw her into the position you require.

Gorilla Mask (noun)
Take your girl and go through the normal Donkey Punch routine… except this time when she’s knocked out, you blow your load all over her face. Shave her pubes, and stick them on her face before the semen dries. It will look like she's wearing a gorilla mask

The Place Kicker (noun)
The sexual act when the couple is standing and he is hitting it from behind, at the point of orgasm he steps back and kicks her legs out from under her. He then ejaculates on her face and yells "Its Good!!"

Dog In A Bathtub (Verb)
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

Oscar The Grouch (noun)
A slang term for getting a blowjob from an angry person (preferably a midget or prostitute) while making her stand in a metal trash can.

Indian Facing (noun)
While having sex with a woman on her period you pull out and smack her across the face with your penis 4 times to give her "Indian War Paint".

Flaming Amazon (verb)
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!

The Juanita Special Bean Dip (verb)
While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

Sea-gulling (noun)
The act of masturbating and then shooting your load out onto the street, possibly on top of unknowing pedestrians. Best when done from high above.

[The Ren]

wow joe.. just wow...

[Bishop]

LOL those were good

[JoeCoolinATL]

The Landshark (verb)
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

Arabian Goggles (noun)
A maneuver when a man puts his testicles over his partners eye sockets while getting head.

The Mork (Noun)
Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. (Please note: Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!)

The Catapult AKA The Zulu Hammer AKA The Drippy Anvil (noun)
The act of putting your balls in a girls mouth then pulling your penis back all the way and then letting it slap her in the nose.

[Bishop]

How about the strawberry shortcake? (i think thats what is was called) Right before you blow your load on her face you give her a nice big punch in the face.

[Pher]

BHAHAHAHAHA! :lmfao: :lmao:
How could the flaming dragon be left out though???

[JoeCoolinATL]

New York Style Taco (ADJ)
Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you barf on her box. Happy trails

Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich (ADJ)
Shit on a woman's snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth...depending on what you've been eating.)

Creamy Ronaldo (noun)
When a guy blows his load in a girl's mouth and then kicks her in the face.

Cum Zombie (noun)
A slang term for a woman who is walking around almost blind, looking for a towel, after her man shot semen in her eyes.

[Spyder]

some of those are fucked up.. ok they all are.. abut still funny as hell!! hahahaha!

[silver]

Secret Service (noun)

A slang term for when a guy fucking a girl doggy style and says he is going to cum and then spits on her back....she thinks he is done and starts to turn around and then he shoots his cum in her ear and she'll reach up to cup her ear like a secret service agent does...

It took a week to get that shit out of my ear.....



Angry Pirate (noun)
While having intercourse, you pull out, ejaculate in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin. She will grab her eye and hop around like an Angry Pirate..

I played along with that one... I was all like "Arrgh, I'm a Pirate, me Matie"


Kentucky Pile Driver (noun)
The sexual act of having intercourse in the doggie style position on a hard surface while both partners are on their knees, and the female is on all 4's. Right before ejaculation, the male hits her arms out from underneath her and she smashes her head into the ground, usually resulting in a chipped tooth..

I only chipped my tooth a little, expensive as hell to fix though... Won't do that one again... :idb:


Sandy Koufax (verb)
When you are doing a girl from behind, you pull out and cum in your left hand. Then you say, "Now pitching, Sandy Koufax!" She turns to see whats going on, and you throw it in her face..

And it got in my eye... :eye:


Bobo Brazil (noun, verb)
A term for headbutting a female in the vagina during or after sexual activity..

Have not tried this one... I think it's against my religion


Bowling Ball (verb)
When a woman is on top of you during sex and you wish to change positions. You stick both your middle two fingers up her anus and your thumb in her vagina and throw her into the position you require..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/heyhey13/stickerhand.jpg Close enough...


Gorilla Mask (noun)
Take your girl and go through the normal Donkey Punch routine… except this time when she’s knocked out, you blow your load all over her face. Shave her pubes, and stick them on her face before the semen dries. It will look like she's wearing a gorilla mask.

Ooo ah ah... (that was kinda gross)


The Place Kicker (noun)
The sexual act when the couple is standing and he is hitting it from behind, at the point of orgasm he steps back and kicks her legs out from under her. He then ejaculates on her face and yells "Its Good!!".

I like football...


Dog In A Bathtub (Verb)
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath..

My dog likes baths.... ;) :rolleyes:


Oscar The Grouch (noun)
A slang term for getting a blowjob from an angry person (preferably a midget or prostitute) while making her stand in a metal trash can..

I'm a chick... Not a dude, so I won't know about all that. :tongue:


Indian Facing (noun)
While having sex with a woman on her period you pull out and smack her across the face with your penis 4 times to give her "Indian War Paint"..

Idians and Cowboys... You ever play that game??? It's fun... :bigok:


Flaming Amazon (verb)
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!.

This is so neat when you see it first hand!!!


The Juanita Special Bean Dip (verb)
While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip..

Also against my religion

[AtifSajid]

Damn I need to find me a kinky slut now!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA

[The Ren]

It took a week to get that shit out of my ear.....




I played along with that one... I was all like "Arrgh, I'm a Pirate, me Matie"



I only chipped my tooth a little, expensive as hell to fix though... Won't do that one again... :idb:



And it got in my eye... :eye:



Have not tried this one... I think it's against my religion



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/heyhey13/stickerhand.jpg Close enough...



Ooo ah ah... (that was kinda gross)



I like football...



My dog likes baths.... ;) :rolleyes:



I'm a chick... Not a dude, so I won't know about all that. :tongue:



Idians and Cowboys... You ever play that game??? It's fun... :bigok:



This is so neat when you see it first hand!!!



Also against my religion
COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF... BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[JoeCoolinATL]

The Pirate's Treasure (Verb)
While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After you've found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.

baby lottery(noun)

When you and your buddies put a funnel into a girl's cha-cha and everyone proceeds to jerk off in the funnel. After the baby is born, you each get a paternity test and discover which daddy wins the baby lottery.

dirty river
You give a bitch the most painful anal sex of her life and then ask her to turn around. Just as she turns you surprise her with a low blow, a punch to her lower stomach as hard as you can. Once you land the blow she will shit uncontrollably, shit will flow from her worn out asshole like a dirty fucking river. Then just sit back and enjoy the show.

Rear Admiral (Noun)
An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watch her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips

Mushroom Tattoo (noun)
A slang term for when a guy slaps a girl on her forehead after she gives him a blow job.

coyote

This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

end table

A great sinister trick to pull on that special someone. First, position her on all fours in the middle of a large room or any other open area in her house. Proceed to bang away for a little bit so she doesn't get wise to your game. Then, when the time is right, you carefully reach back and grab that perfectly hidden can of open paint you stashed beforehand. Place it directly on the center of her back and pull out. Finish her off by jerking one off in her eye and sit back and watch her squirm as she tries to figure out how the hell to get up with out spilling the can of paint. Put on your clothes and proudly go home knowing you may have failed shop class in high school, but tonight you made the perfect end table.

[silver]

Ok.. I'm not creative enough to do it for all... but good shit though, hahah

[SwurvinIn]

no way heather....hahahahahaha, very interesting.....jm, be taking notes!

[silver]

Hahaha.. thats funny...

[Bajjani]

wow

[5thgcelica]

wtf

[Jimmy B]

i call alot of em diffrent names.. but still.. ive done about 6 of em.. the girl gets PISSEEED at some of em! lol

[Kristi]

good one

[mocha latte cupcake]

Ok.. I'm not creative enough to do it for all... but good shit though, hahah


but i am.... lol

[BTEC]

i knew silver would have alot to say in this thread.

[Hulud]

bucking bronco
where the guy is doing the girl doggy style, then whispers in her ear "i have AIDS" and then see's how long he can hold on for

[Hulud]

hey silver, you work in a pharmacy?

[BTEC]

bucking bronco
where the guy is doing the girl doggy style, then whispers in her ear "i have AIDS" and then see's how long he can hold on for

thats wrong. lol!!!

[mocha latte cupcake]

no she works for a drafting company.... or something like that

[silver]

hey silver, you work in a pharmacy?

I work for an Architect, why??? What's up?? How may I help you?? :idb:

[silver]

no she works for a drafting company.... or something like that

OMG... you don't even know where I work... that is horrible baby...

(you can't see me but I am shaking my fist in the air...... )

[99ITRGIRL]

omg!! these are aweful!!!!!

[Vteckidd]

Sandy Koufax (verb)
When you are doing a girl from behind, you pull out and cum in your left hand. Then you say, "Now pitching, Sandy Koufax!" She turns to see whats going on, and you throw it in her face.

thats actually the EMERIL. you sposed to yell "BAM"

[thinkfast®]

you forgot the Dirty Sanchez, the White Dragon, the Pearl Necklace, the Pink Sock...

wow man, good stuff though :D

[Hulud]

I work for an Architect, why??? What's up?? How may I help you?? :idb:
saw those stickers on your fingers (maybe not your fingers)
but they go on prescriptions

[Hulud]

you forgot the Dirty Sanchez, the White Dragon, the Pearl Necklace, the Pink Sock...

wow man, good stuff though :D
ahahahahahahahahaha
i almost forgot about that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahahahahahahahahaha

[silver]

saw those stickers on your fingers (maybe not your fingers)
but they go on prescriptions

It's a picture I found on the internet, lol :idb:

[Hulud]

ooooooooo ok