Funny Joke

[Kristi]

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"

[Pher]

Funnah

[A1EX]

lol

[ProjectWidow]

haha thats pretty good one. reminds me of one i heard earlier on IA about making cakes.

[Bishop]

good one

[5thgcelica]

lol thats funny

[TRINI4LIFE]

Good one....

[DonGori]

good one kristi, you and your dirty dirty mind

[kilpatty43]

lol

[Kristi]

good one kristi, you and your dirty dirty mind

what can i say, it runs in the family. lmao :D

[kilpatty43]

hey now i dont have a dirty mind

[Kristi]

hey now i dont have a dirty mind
i call bullshit!

[kilpatty43]

bite me!!! i dont have a dirty mind!!! im an innocent little angel

[Kristi]

again, i call bullshit

[IndianStig]

heheh, pretty funny, +1 for kristi