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Me86Rob
07-02-2008, 10:25 PM
i was headed down 78 tonight and i came up on an eaither dark blue or black RSX that had a custom plate that said "R3TARD7" haha
Dude if you are on IA and see this, ill give you reps for havin the only plate to actually make me LOL. but i want proof b4 ill give reps

81911SC
07-02-2008, 10:26 PM
Shut up.

Whiteboy™
07-02-2008, 10:27 PM
lol

X-Runner
07-02-2008, 10:30 PM
I saw a blue prelude on ronald regan this morning that had BLULUDE on the plate.

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 10:45 PM
i was headed down 78 tonight and i came up on an eaither dark blue or black RSX that had a custom plate that said "R3TARD7" haha
Dude if you are on IA and see this, ill give you reps for havin the only plate to actually make me LOL. but i want proof b4 ill give reps

Like your reps are worth anything at all. Lol, like said before shut up, "R3TARD7"

j0nbunklah0m
07-02-2008, 10:49 PM
lol^ this thread is pwnage

Me86Rob
07-02-2008, 10:51 PM
naw i aint gonna shut up. i thought it was funny. i dont care if you do or not. and yes....my reps do mean stuff. *****

81911SC
07-02-2008, 10:53 PM
Nah, better just shut up.
Those reps are :lmao:
I'll throw you a red one though.
O and http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/Forums/stfu200802wi3gd0.gif

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 10:54 PM
naw i aint gonna shut up. i thought it was funny. i dont care if you do or not. and yes....my reps do mean stuff. *****

They really don't, "R3TARD7"

Me86Rob
07-02-2008, 10:57 PM
np right back at you:D i never said id be givin good reps

81911SC
07-02-2008, 10:59 PM
But yours don't affect me. :lmao:

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 11:01 PM
But yours don't affect me. :lmao:

Hey azzz, thats what I was gonna say.


http://forums.beyondunreal.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=61949&d=1055715760

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:02 PM
Mine>Yours nga

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/PimpMyRide.jpg

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 11:03 PM
Mine>Yours nga

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/PimpMyRide.jpg

I LIRL'D. :lmao:

On_Her_Face
07-02-2008, 11:03 PM
i saw sone that said..

GTFO

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 11:05 PM
i saw sone that said..

GTFO

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii93/frozetoachair/orlybaby.gif


ORLY!!?!?!?

MistaCee
07-02-2008, 11:05 PM
LOL @ Fock up my ride.

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:05 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/rickrollover.jpg

On_Her_Face
07-02-2008, 11:06 PM
http://photobucket.com/image/orly/yakuzz4/ORLY.gif


ORLY!!?!?!?

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/mremeat/ya_rly.jpg

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:08 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/345h820.jpg

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 11:08 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/rickrollover.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/undeniablynikki/Random/Funny/astleygb4.gif

FlipKing
07-02-2008, 11:08 PM
Shut up. just wanted to throw this out there... William Wallace got pwned like a b!tch. But then again guess thats why you are a Keyboard Commando

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 11:10 PM
just wanted to throw this out there... William Wallace got pwned like a b!tch. But then again guess thats why you are a Keyboard Commando

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd236/hakuow_wep/funny/gtfo.jpg

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 11:14 PM
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk138/Shidou_Master/funny-pictures29.jpg

Bastards!

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 11:16 PM
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj164/natty-rush/Funny%20-%20HUmor/batamukachanel1av0ag.gif


:lmao:

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:16 PM
just wanted to throw this out there... William Wallace got pwned like a b!tch. But then again guess thats why you are a Keyboard Commandohttp://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/2caqex.jpg

FlipKing
07-02-2008, 11:17 PM
Like....History?

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 11:18 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/Forums/******caption.jpg


http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn10/rumsoakedpirate77/failcopy.jpg

On_Her_Face
07-02-2008, 11:18 PM
Like....History?

actually william wallice hit a bunch of english bastards with the panzortank

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:18 PM
Sorry, f@ggot IA's censor always fuccks that picture up.

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 11:19 PM
actually william wallice hit a bunch of english bastards with the panzortank

Pabzortank> all.

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:20 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/Youareonetooyaknow.jpg

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 11:21 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/Youareonetooyaknow.jpg

I have safety, btw I LIRL'd :lmfao:


http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/Youareonetooyaknow.jpg

On_Her_Face
07-02-2008, 11:22 PM
I have safety, btw I LIRL'd :lmfao:


http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/Youareonetooyaknow.jpg

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/Youareonetooyaknow.jpg

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:29 PM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/Perfection.jpg

Catnip
07-02-2008, 11:29 PM
Aren't there two g's?
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/Youareonetooyaknow.jpg


http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/Youareonetooyaknow.jpg

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj54/paddy260991/Flame-You-Lose-I_win.jpg

FlipKing
07-02-2008, 11:33 PM
I believe the point was that he shot you and he wins...idk tho I went to public school and i dont make fun of dead actors or rep scottish peeps that got pwned. So I guess by the last two standards I must not know what i'm talking about.

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:39 PM
cgEvan has never done anything of any significance besides the overspray on his tires. :lmao:
I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, **** on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.

x Resilience
07-02-2008, 11:43 PM
cgEvan has never done anything of any significance besides the overspray on his tires. :lmao:
I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, **** on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.

Lirl, you get funnier and funnier. :lmao:

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:44 PM
Whoa, you're not black are you?

Catnip
07-02-2008, 11:44 PM
cgEvan has never done anything of any significance besides the overspray on his tires. :lmao:
I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, **** on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.

If significance is copy and pasting, then yes, you're pretty significant.

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:45 PM
If significance is copy and pasting, then yes, you're pretty significant.That's what you came up with?

Catnip
07-02-2008, 11:47 PM
That's what you came up with?

You copied and pasted, and you're complaining about me not coming up with anything? lol

FlipKing
07-02-2008, 11:47 PM
:blah: Roflcopter. Sorry you are :gay: and dont have a :???: but my only reason for arguing on this thread was that the guy saw a plate he liked, posted a thread. If you dont like what he posts.....dont read it. Lets not be a douche and maybe you will actually be liked for once, who knows maybe your dad will give you the hug you always wanted, but till then stfu and let the guy like the plate. Maybe you arent :idb: or:cheers: enough, but seriously, no need for :2up:. That is all. :tongue1:

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:52 PM
Alright noob, I don't think you quite get it. What's the title of the Subforum were in again? "WHORESLOUNGE" Read the rules, ******. We do whatever we want in here.

81911SC
07-02-2008, 11:55 PM
You copied and pasted, and you're complaining about me not coming up with anything? lolI always invite my nieghbor over to watch TV and then ask her to give me hand jobs. The problem is she is an amputee and kinda retarded, thats why she always falls for my trick. Like yesterday I was showing her naked pictures of The Fall Guy, then I asked her if she wanted to thumb wrestle. She didnt think that was funny, so I apologized, then asked for a handjob. She didnt think that was funny either and started to cry, so I tackled her while she was trying to run out of my house, and i dry humped her leg until I nutted in my underwear.

Sometimes I feel bad, but then I remember shes retarded, so I guess it doesnt really count.

Catnip
07-02-2008, 11:56 PM
Alright noob, I don't think you quite get it. What's the title of the Subforum were in again? "WHORESLOUNGE" Read the rules, ******. We do whatever we want in here.

what is *******?

asshole?

FlipKing
07-02-2008, 11:57 PM
lol, just saying chill out and let the guy like the plate. Noob? sh!t that hurt, no need for name calling. Just let the guy like it and stop being an E-bully b-c E-bully= real life pu$$y

Catnip
07-03-2008, 12:00 AM
I always invite my nieghbor over to watch TV and then ask her to give me hand jobs. The problem is she is an amputee and kinda retarded, thats why she always falls for my trick. Like yesterday I was showing her naked pictures of The Fall Guy, then I asked her if she wanted to thumb wrestle. She didnt think that was funny, so I apologized, then asked for a handjob. She didnt think that was funny either and started to cry, so I tackled her while she was trying to run out of my house, and i dry humped her leg until I nutted in my underwear.

Sometimes I feel bad, but then I remember shes retarded, so I guess it doesnt really count.


http://www.fmjmotorsports.com/link/repost-bush.jpg

really though, something new, please?

81911SC
07-03-2008, 12:01 AM
lol, just saying chill out and let the guy like the plate. Noob? sh!t that hurt, no need for name calling. Just let the guy like it and stop being an E-bully b-c E-bully= real life pu$$y
K for your information, *******, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic *****-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and ****. Don't pull your ****ing wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.

FlipKing
07-03-2008, 12:04 AM
the lion you saw had wings? yeahh, ok, thread closed, We all have the reason for his epic failure,he is retarded himself.

81911SC
07-03-2008, 12:05 AM
Why are n1ggers allowed to breathe human air?
the lion you saw had wings? yeahh, ok, thread closed, We all have the reason for his epic failure,he is retarded himself.

Catnip
07-03-2008, 12:06 AM
Why are n1ggers allowed to breathe human air?

I dunno about him, but I laughed my ass off at that.

FlipKing
07-03-2008, 12:08 AM
I'm white...but not a big fan of racisicm. So, stop e-thuggin, go finish doing your damn mother and sister, and get off the internet, your brain might overload.

81911SC
07-03-2008, 12:09 AM
I went to the baths Saturday afternoon to see if I could find a Hot Ass to breed. It was a beautiful, warm summer day; and there was some succulent Mancunt lounging by the pool.

I usually don’t care about a guy’s age long as he’s in shape. Fact is, I generally prefer ‘em over 35. But that afternoon I kept my eye open for some Boycunt. The Baths are just around the corner from the campus, so the odds of finding some bored summer school flunky to infect were pretty good.

A muscle boy of 25, a gymnast type, lay on his back stroking his Rod. I pulled off my towel, exposing my POZ ****, which he eagerly sucked down. I reached around and stuck a finger up his Ass. It came out milky white.

“You got a Load in there already, Pal."

Turned out he’d just been ****ed by his Workout Bud an hour before.

I cut right to the chase. “You want another Load?"

“YES, SIR!"

I got him on all fours the way I like my Bottoms—Hole in the air, Ass Cheeks spread wide. He slid back on my ****. After he got comfy, I did a number on his *****. Between my Tongue and **** and Busy Fingers, he didn’t know which end was up. I got him practically begging to be POZZED.

When I’m about to shoot, I like to get my Pigs down on their stomachs so I can grind my Bug Juice into them for better Breeding. So I climbed on his back and whispered intimately, “You always take it raw?"

“Yeah. I want my Tops to have a good time, too."

I always have a good time when I’m spreading my POZ Seed around.

“Nothing like Cum runnin' down your leg, you know”

The Little Whore was fertile ground, indeed; and I had just the Seed to sow him with.

“You POZ or NEG?" I asked.

“NEG so far."

“So, just to pretend...theoretically, of course...what if I told you I was POZ?"

“S’ok, man. I think I’m immune to HIV."

You Stupid ****! I was so eager to prove the little ****** wrong. I screwed him deep, swaying my hips, to grind my POZ Spooge in his gut.

“THERE’S ONE BIG POZ LOAD FOR YOU, MAN."

He thanked me, and I shot two more Cum Loads up his Chute.

When I left, he was in the sauna taking it up the Ass from two Black Dudes, one of whom I knew was POZ cause he’s recharged me from time to time. The arrogant little S.O.B. had plenty of POZ Cream to infiltrate his NEG **** Hole. I still marvel that he claimed immunity, and wonder if anyone’s yet proved him wrong.

jenna797
07-03-2008, 12:14 AM
wtf? thats sick as hell! but still quite hilarious!!!!!

81911SC
07-03-2008, 12:17 AM
DON'T GO SLINGING YOUR CULTURE ON ME LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF HARD MOTHER****ER, ESPECIALLY ON THIS FORUM.

YOU WANT HARD? I'M ****ING SCOTTISH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCOTS INVENTED? WE INVENTED THE BAGPIPE, GOLF, DRINKING, CLYDESDALES AND KILTS MOTHER****ER. OUR ENTIRE CULTURE IS DEVOTED TO WARRING CLANS AND CLEAVING MOTHER****ERS IN TWO WHILE RIDING ON HORSES THE SIZE OF 15 OF YOU MOTHER****ERS COMBINED! WE PLAY BAGPIPES BECAUSE NO OTHER HUMANS ON EARTH ARE CAPABLE, WE DRINK MORNING NOON AND NIGHT AND WEAR THESE KILTS TO MORE EASILY RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AFTER YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH THE SLAUGHTER. WE LIVE THROUGH HIGHLAND WINTERS AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO LOOK TOUGH. PAIN THAT MAKES YOU CRY MAKES US LAUGH, NOW SHUT THE **** UP BEFORE I BURY YOU SO FAR INTO THE WALL PEOPLE WILL MISTAKE YOUR ASS FOR A ****ING MURAL

Catnip
07-03-2008, 12:20 AM
DON'T GO SLINGING YOUR CULTURE ON ME LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF HARD MOTHER****ER, ESPECIALLY ON THIS FORUM.

YOU WANT HARD? I'M ****ING SCOTTISH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCOTS INVENTED? WE INVENTED THE BAGPIPE, GOLF, DRINKING, CLYDESDALES AND KILTS MOTHER****ER. OUR ENTIRE CULTURE IS DEVOTED TO WARRING CLANS AND CLEAVING MOTHER****ERS IN TWO WHILE RIDING ON HORSES THE SIZE OF 15 OF YOU MOTHER****ERS COMBINED! WE PLAY BAGPIPES BECAUSE NO OTHER HUMANS ON EARTH ARE CAPABLE, WE DRINK MORNING NOON AND NIGHT AND WEAR THESE KILTS TO MORE EASILY RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AFTER YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH THE SLAUGHTER. WE LIVE THROUGH HIGHLAND WINTERS AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO LOOK TOUGH. PAIN THAT MAKES YOU CRY MAKES US LAUGH, NOW SHUT THE **** UP BEFORE I BURY YOU SO FAR INTO THE WALL PEOPLE WILL MISTAKE YOUR ASS FOR A ****ING MURAL

C&P again? wtf.

81911SC
07-03-2008, 12:21 AM
nope.

81911SC
07-03-2008, 12:22 AM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/teenbbart2lq3.jpg

FlipKing
07-03-2008, 12:22 AM
Do even know anything about horses? Cause I do...and the Irish invented drinking, so your claim is bagpipes and kilts...mk then. idk about you, but im American. We nuke people we dont like. Thats the heritage I claim. Also you'd think that a Scot wouldnt be so racist considering how the scottish were B!tch slapped by the British for so long and considered inferior to all other human life. Just my thoughts, usually I charge for them, but you are a charity case.

Catnip
07-03-2008, 12:23 AM
Don't lie douche bag!

FlipKing
07-03-2008, 12:24 AM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/teenbbart2lq3.jpg

I'm guessing the guy on the right being felt up by the other 2 guys is you?

81911SC
07-03-2008, 12:25 AM
Do even know anything about horses? Cause I do...and the Irish invented drinking, so your claim is bagpipes and kilts...mk then. idk about you, but im American. We nuke people we dont like. Thats the heritage I claim. Also you'd think that a Scot wouldnt be so racist considering how the scottish were B!tch slapped by the British for so long and considered inferior to all other human life. Just my thoughts, usually I charge for them, but you are a charity case.http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/gaycalled.jpg

FlipKing
07-03-2008, 12:26 AM
You should find a gf instead of all the posters...just a thought. maybe look up some porn? you have too much free time.

81911SC
07-03-2008, 12:27 AM
You should find a gf instead of all the posters...just a thought. maybe look up some porn? you have too much free time.http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/IMG_7000.jpg

FlipKing
07-03-2008, 12:37 AM
? ok...