There's two ladies at my front door...

[speedminded]

I just heard car doors close and peeked out the window to see a mini-van in the driveway. Two older ladies get out, one with a brochure and the other with a bible. They continuously ring the door bell and knock. Should I answer the door naked?

[Mike Lowrey]

I just heard car doors close and peeked out the window to see a mini-van in the driveway. Two older ladies get out, one with a brochure and the other with a bible. They continuously ring the door bell and knock. Should I answer the door naked?

Yes.

[Brett]

Yeah, then say "WHAT THE F*CK YOU WANT B*TCHES"

[Ran]

Should I answer the door naked?Good idea. That way, they'll be able to tell you're Jewish and they'll just leave.

[aaronfelipe]

Just walk out there with a rosary in your hand and ask them to join prayer with you. They will not come back.

[Hulud]

Walk out there and say "damn your pimp sent you early today"

[Captain-Obvious™]

I just heard car doors close and peeked out the window to see a mini-van in the driveway. Two older ladies get out, one with a brochure and the other with a bible. They continuously ring the door bell and knock. Should I answer the door naked?

my friend has already done that...trust me they won't come back...and you'll get a very very nice laugh out of it.

p.s. be sure to take a photo of their faces when you open the door

[Leisa]

Yes, I dare you to walk out there naked and answer the door.. take pictures...

[Killer]

Walk out there and say "damn your pimp sent you early today"

or....

"not quite what i was expecting.... but ah.. you'll do..." and pull them inside...

[Killer]

Yes, I dare you to walk out there naked and answer the door.. take pictures...

well i double dog dare him :taun:

[Leisa]

well i double dog dare him :taun:


I was gonna say that but I figured people would make fun of how old I sounded..lol

[IP37]

"the strippers are here!!" hahaha

[MistaCee]

It looks like he did it. and then did it.

[Killer]

I was gonna say that but I figured people would make fun of how old I sounded..lol


i'll be honest.. your post immediately took me back to child hood...

lol...

[Sport1.3]

first get a semi and then answer said door


before they can say anything, ask them i'f their here to find god.....then point down at your now throbbing member...and profit..works everytime

[speedminded]

Who woulda thought grandma's fanny pack had handcuffs in it and damn she could gum a mean ****. Haven't seen boobs sag that low since first discovering retirement homes are an untapped resource. :boobies:

[MistaCee]

Who woulda thought grandma's fanny pack had handcuffs in it and damn she could gum a mean ****. Haven't seen boobs sag that low since first discovering retirement homes are an untapped resource. :boobies:

:sicks:

[Killer]

Who woulda thought grandma's fanny pack had handcuffs in it and damn she could gum a mean ****. Haven't seen boobs sag that low since first discovering retirement homes are an untapped resource. :boobies:


gah man... you're so lucky...

[Sport1.3]

Who woulda thought grandma's fanny pack had handcuffs in it and damn she could gum a mean ****. Haven't seen boobs sag that low since first discovering retirement homes are an untapped resource. :boobies:


I'm never talking to you again...

[ShooterMcGavin]

this thread reeks of groseness...

[Ed]

lol speedminded is starting to become a WL whore...

uh oh

btw how was it? did you tap that?

[IndianStig]

lolol, in for pics

[TheProfiteer]

Here it comes:





































:ttiwwp:

[T.S.]

Who woulda thought grandma's fanny pack had handcuffs in it and damn she could gum a mean ****. Haven't seen boobs sag that low since first discovering retirement homes are an untapped resource. :boobies:


you would say some ****ed up **** like that.... :no:

[Total_Blender]

I awnsered the door in my boxers one time and they still tried to get in. It's gotta be all or nothing:goodjob:

If they are Jehovah's Witnesses you can call your local Kingdom Hall and ask them to put you on the "do not visit list". I did that where I used to live and we went from getting visits 3x a week to never seeing them again.:lmfao:

[silversol]

i had some Jehovah's Witnesses come by one morning after a night of drinking i answered the door in my boxers and said "i am glad your here! do you have a crack pipe?" i have never seen them again! lol

[TicketRedBB6]

This thread is full of LOL.
...In for more details

[Leadfoot_mf]

Walk out there and say "damn your pimp sent you early today"winner

[Leadfoot_mf]

Walk out there and say "damn your pimp sent you early today"
or add "i asked for mature but this is pushing it, aw fu,ck it come in side."

[SiRed94]

hahah I've done that before... fuccking with those ppl is more fun than making prank calls...

[quickdodge®]

I don't know about you guys, but I haven't had a Jehovah witness come to my house since the last time they came. I answered the door and let them in. When we got into the living room, they were greeted with lit candles placed at the end of each point on the pentagram. I asked if they were here for the service and they excused themselves. From my home. Later, QD.

[Revmaynard]

I don't know about you guys, but I haven't had a Jehovah witness come to my house since the last time they came. I answered the door and let them in. When we got into the living room, they were greeted with lit candles placed at the end of each point on the pentagram. I asked if they were here for the service and they excused themselves. From my home. Later, QD.

They missed out, that roast your wife made was amazing.:goodjob:

[Catnip]

I haven't had a Jehovah witness come to my house since the last time they came.

lmao.

[Ruiner]

I just heard car doors close and peeked out the window to see a mini-van in the driveway. Two older ladies get out, one with a brochure and the other with a bible. They continuously ring the door bell and knock. Should I answer the door naked?

Answer the door with an AK-47 slung over your shoulder...I've done it before to some Mormons...ahhh, those are the fun times in life. The look on their faces is priceless... :)

mormons - "We would like to talk to you blah blah blah..."

me - "Sorry, I'm sorta in the middle of something here...namely, cleaning my guns..."

mormons - "Sorry for bothering you..."

[Tech5]

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