Attn: BRETT!

[Mike Lowrey]

Do you ever rub your leather?

You know, just rub it?

[ShooterMcGavin]

grose, please refrain

[Sammich]

u like camel hump?

[Leisa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Brett]

Do you ever rub your leather?

You know, just rub it?

Helllllloooooooooo Capi-Toonnnnn :lmfao:

[blackboi50]

these are nice fish!!!!!!

BIG FACKING EYES!!!!.......but nice fish!!!!!.:lmfao:.....1

[Brett]

You should see this sexy sh*t I got on

[blackboi50]

bad boys 3 needs 2 come out!!!!........1

[Brett]

No ****!! Me and Rich talk about this all the time, They need to FO REAL

[blackboi50]

You should see this sexy sh*t I got on

hahahhahaa..........i love it when u call me bunny-looo!!!!!!:lmfao:....1

[Mike Lowrey]

Pssst, Mike, take the picture.

[Brett]

"Mike, His mutha fuccin head fell off!!!"

[Brett]

"I was wondering if you could invite me in for some hot cocoa?"

[Mike Lowrey]

Mike, I got an erection!

Call the wife! Tell her I am on THE way!

[blackboi50]

rmbr when they were at the captains door and he put his hand on will smith's back!!!!!:lmfao:.......i was about to pass out watching that shyt!!!!......1

[blackboi50]

nahh with his lil sis!!!!

"im telling mommy.......imma def. leak that shyt!!!!!"

:lmfao:...........1

[Mike Lowrey]

rmbr when they were at the captains door and he put his hand on will smith's back!!!!!:lmfao:.......i was about to pass out watching that shyt!!!!......1

That **** was funny! I was rofl.

[blackboi50]

That **** was funny! I was rofl.

then he walked in the captains house dancing!!!!

"u gotta vons.......vonsshwang"

:lmfao:......1

[Mike Lowrey]

You threw Evette out naked?!

....She massages shit.

[blackboi50]

You threw Evette out naked?!

....She massages shit.

yea that was the first one!!!!!! though!!!!

hahaha

"liquid shyt!!!!"...........1

[blackboi50]

Chet the doorman!!!!!!! hahahhaa!!!! :lmao:..........1

[Mike Lowrey]

Dan Marino should defenitely buy this car. Not this one, because I'm gonna **** this one up. But, he should defenitely buy one like this.

[Brett]

Captain, I was at a family BBQ

[blackboi50]

WOOOOO-SAHHHHH!!!!!!:lmao:......1

[Mike Lowrey]

Kiss my black ass. It was the dashboard?!

Oh, someone's comin' with yo money.

[blackboi50]

must u always be so combatible!!!!!!!.......

"u muhh fackin shot me in the a$$"
"who shot u in the a$$??? me?? i did a lot of shooting but, damnnnnnnn somebody shot u in the a$$"
"tell me about it......i can smell my a$$ burning"


hahahhahaah....."its just nerve damage"........:lmao:......1

[blackboi50]

Kiss my black ass. It was the dashboard?!

Oh, someone's comin' with yo money.

"thats my bad"

"shoot outside mannnnn".........1

[blackboi50]

"well nucca how old is you???"
"15 sir"
"sh!t nucca u look at least 30"

"SPEAK UP REGGIE!!!!!!!!!".......haha....1

[Infinite]

you a virgin?
yes sir
keep that way, aint gonna be no fuccin tonight
i want my daughter home at 10 o'clock
if she aint home by 10:01 im in the car, locked loaded and huntin yo mofuccin ass down

and

you ever made love to a man?
you want to?
*crying* no sir

[blackboi50]

you a virgin?
yes sir
keep that way, aint gonna be no fuccin tonight
i want my daughter home at 10 o'clock
if she aint home by 10:01 im in the car, locked loaded and huntin yo mofuccin ass down

and

you ever made love to a man?
you want to?
*crying* no sir


hahahahah the best!!!!!:lmao:.............
"unlike u my daddy aint leave me no trust fund......this aint cops a robbers"........1

[Brett]

See Rich, We arent the only sick f*cks who have every line memorized

[blackboi50]

See Rich, We arent the only sick f*cks who have every line memorized

nahhhh........i love that movie seen it way too many times!!!!.:D:D.......1

[Leisa]

nahhhh........i love that movie seen it way too many times!!!!.:D:D.......1



I cant begin to tell you how many times we have seen that movie .. omg!

[Brett]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[blackboi50]

I cant begin to tell you how many times we have seen that movie .. omg!

hope yall arent :idb:......while watching that.....thats why brett knows the lines but has no recollection of the visual aspect!!!!!:lmfao:......1

[Leisa]

hope yall arent :idb:......while watching that.....thats why brett knows the lines but has no recollection of the visual aspect!!!!!:lmfao:......1


no.. we dont :idb: during the movie... he is too busy quoting that Sh*t!

[blackboi50]

no.. we dont :idb: during the movie... he is too busy quoting that Sh*t!

ahhhhh the old man is no fun!!!!! :no:.........1

[Infinite]

i know the script to both. i can close my eyes and watch them in my head, lol

[Mike Lowrey]

See Rich, We arent the only sick f*cks who have every line memorized

Aww damn, the world is fucked! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

no.. we dont :idb: during the movie... he is too busy quoting that Sh*t!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

I guess it's just a shiny dick with two chairs.....and we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.

[Infinite]

when you popped me from behind i think you damaged some nerves

[blackboi50]

"excuse me cap but..........are u referring me to a tick???"

"ahhhhhhh!!!!.......that motha fukka flipped!!!!!......damn near crushed my head!!!!"

"yea that one fukkin up my butthole"

hahahaha i can go on all day!!!!......1

[Infinite]

that one puckered up my butthole :p

[Infinite]

It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.

I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to **** up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?'

Mike, you go to therapy to get your issues worked out, not bang your therapist.

Marcus Burnett: Mike, have some dignity!
Mike Lowery: What? I ain't doin' nothin'. What am I gonna do with these big-ass fake dead titties?
Marcus Burnett: But you're LOOKIN' at them.
Mike Lowery: There is something seriously wrong with your brain man
Marcus Burnett: Just cover up 'em titties.

Hey look, man, can you tell me who was driving the black Suburban? Huh? Oh he don't know nothin'. His brains is under the end table.

[blackboi50]

hey mike can i see u by my stupid pool!!!!.........1

[Mike Lowrey]

Why you got to put all my business out in the street!

[Sammich]

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[Brett]

I love white c*ck

WOW!!!!! TMI BRO!!!!

btw, so does your momma!! :lmfao:

~runs~

[Mike Lowrey]

WOW!!!!! TMI BRO!!!!

btw, so does your momma!! :lmfao:

~runs~

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WHITE POWER!

[Sammich]

WOW!!!!! TMI BRO!!!!

btw, so does your momma!! :lmfao:

~runs~

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[Brett]

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I wuv you PBS :D

[Brett]

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