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quickdodgeŽ
08-23-2005, 05:47 PM
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."

Later, QD.
Spyder
08-23-2005, 05:48 PM
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."

Later, QD.

LOL!
silver
08-23-2005, 05:51 PM
HAHA!! Thats Great!!
The Ren
08-23-2005, 06:41 PM
That sucks.. the dude should be hurt.. bad..
Hulud
08-23-2005, 09:47 PM
o shit hahahaha thats funny as fuck!
kilpatty43
08-23-2005, 09:52 PM
considering ive had 3 hit and runs on my car...thats not very funny to me
quickdodgeŽ
08-23-2005, 10:02 PM
^^^ Ahhh. it wasn't directed to you. Later, QD.
kilpatty43
08-23-2005, 10:03 PM
lol i know it wasnt...ive herad it before...just makes me sad :(
Hulud
08-23-2005, 11:03 PM
its funny, but if i ever found that on my winshield that motherfucker better hope i never find them