Atlanta Air Control

[Brett]

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so
polite!

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS! , PLEAS E."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts And praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us --

[Killer]

that'd be awesome if it were true....


especially if yousef was on the plane...

[Alan®]

lol

[slostang]

:lmfao:

[seanrg1116]

:yes: Thats how we do it