Favorite Movie Quote

[Vteckidd]

3 Tylenol PMs and 2 gallons of OJ later (cant sleep with this sinus infection i have)

Lets play FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE

GOGOGO!

[Alan®]

yippie kiya motha focca

[Vteckidd]

I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this picture, of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari. Blew my mind. you see **** like that, and it just plants seeds, makes you think its possible, even easy. And then you turn on the TV, and there's just more of it. The $87 Million lottery winner, that kid actor that just made 20 million o his last movie, that internet stock that shot through the roof, you could have made millions if you had just gotten in early, and that's exactly what I wanted to do: get in. I didn't want to be an innovator any more, i just wanted to make the quick and easy buck, i just wanted in. The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker.

[Alan®]

I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this picture, of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari. Blew my mind. you see **** like that, and it just plants seeds, makes you think its possible, even easy. And then you turn on the TV, and there's just more of it. The $87 Million lottery winner, that kid actor that just made 20 million o his last movie, that internet stock that shot through the roof, you could have made millions if you had just gotten in early, and that's exactly what I wanted to do: get in. I didn't want to be an innovator any more, i just wanted to make the quick and easy buck, i just wanted in. The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker.

GOD I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS SHI!T TOO BOILER ROOM FTMFW!!!REPS FOR GOOD TASTE :goodjob:

[Vteckidd]

Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

[ubers2k]

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Ni66er Storage?

No. I didn't.

You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Why?

'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ni66ers ain't my fuccing business, that's why!

[Vteckidd]

I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that mother[freak]er. If Butch goes to Indo-China, I want a nagger hiding in a bowl of rice waiting to pop a cap in his ass.

[Vteckidd]

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Mother[freak]er

[ubers2k]

Pulp Fiction FTMFW

[d_day87]

i'm way too stoned to drive to the devil's house

[FasTech]

Pulp Fiction FTMFW

Hell yeah!

[Double_0_Rusty]

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be

[Double_0_Rusty]

In certain, extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue - natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment

[redrumracer]

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be
that one is too easy. Boon Dock Saints

[Double_0_Rusty]

Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping, right?

[TheGodfather]

He wore suits that made Frank Sinatra look like a hobo.

[Clegger]

This guys going nowhere!

Where you goin!

NOWHERE!

[redrumracer]

This guys going nowhere!

Where you goin!

NOWHERE!
Boon Dock Saints were already covered, but the serial smasher is pretty funny

[Spektrewing386]

"Do you know if there's a train coming anytime soon?"

"Oh yes! Very soon! They are building it now!"
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-"When life gives you lemons, just **** the lemons and bail."

[Clegger]

Please dont splash the pot

This is my club, and I will splash the POT WHENEVER ZA FAUCK I PLEAZE

[FriskyWalrus]

"I am bleeding. Making me the victah"

[RandomGuy]

you're gay for sucking my d1ck f4gg0ts

[/cockmeatsandwich]

[BKgen®]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[4dmin]

Mr. Hertz: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?
Man Who Rides Shotgun: Dunno.
Mr. Hertz: You can put a silencer on a gun.

[Vteckidd]

Please dont splash the pot

This is my club, and I will splash the POT WHENEVER ZA FAUCK I PLEAZE
HAHA Rounders, good movie too

[redmanhart]

Losers whine about their best, winners go home and fvck the prom queen.

[Stormhammer]

Losers whine about their best, winners go home and fvck the prom queen.

The Rock ftmfw!

" Carla was the prom queen "
" reaalllyy..."
" yeah, really -locks and loads gun-"
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So say we all!


" She's playing a part as a cheerleader in a movie that's being filmed here in town."
" Cheerleader? What's that? Some kinda porno?"
" .... YES! YES! That is EXACTLY what it is. Just don't mention it to her, she's kinda shy about it."

[allmotoronly]

"So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door." - George Jung (Blow)

[Echonova]

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

[allmotoronly]

This is one of my favorite clint eastwoon quotes. The quote itself is a classic, but watching the scene is the best way to hear it.

http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=dirty%20harry&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#

[FriskyWalrus]

"Brick killed a guy!"

[LIKEG6]

"Street's close pizza boy"

"find another way home"

[Greddypacked]

Driving down the road- Driver-"Speed!!!!, here we go vrooooom, Hahahaha."
Passenger-"Oh you got some speed man?" Driver-Oh no man i dont have no speed but i got some sh!t right here that will really light you up. Just a sec got to get it out of my pocket. Oh i think this is it, um nope that's my d!ck. Oh alright got the joint right here. Passenger- "Well i hope your d!ck is bigger than this. Driver- "Hea man do you want to get high man?" Passenger-Yea i want to get high but i get a bigger joint for you right here. Oh ok, lite that sh!t up man, my temperature rising!
"Woah, what's in this sh!t man?" Passenger-"Well it's got mostly muai wuai in it but it's also got some Labrador." Driver- "Labrador?" Passenger-"Yea my dog ate my stash, so i had to follow the lil mother f.cker around for 3 days!"

[redmanhart]

Driving down the road- Driver-"Speed!!!!, here we go vrooooom, Hahahaha."
Passenger-"Oh you got some speed man?" Driver-Oh no man i dont have no speed but i got some sh!t right here that will really light you up. Just a sec got to get it out of my pocket. Oh i think this is it, um nope that's my d!ck. Oh alright got the joint right here. Passenger- "Well i hope your d!ck is bigger than this. Driver- "Hea man do you want to get high man?" Passenger-Yea i want to get high but i get a bigger joint for you right here. Oh ok, lite that sh!t up man, my temperature rising!
"Woah, what's in this sh!t man?" Passenger-"Well it's got mostly muai wuai in it but it's also got some Labrador." Driver- "Labrador?" Passenger-"Yea my dog ate my stash, so i had to follow the lil mother f.cker around for 3 days!"

Cheech and Chong:Up in Smoke FTMFW! That **** was so funny.

[redmanhart]

"you have helped me reach the next level......and all this time, i thought you were a sadistic psycho *****.

[MR2DR]

not my favorite but it's one that i won't forget since it's UBER long..

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

makes you think wtf did i just hear?

[FriskyWalrus]

"you have helped me reach the next level......and all this time, i thought you were a sadistic psycho *****.

Guy 1: Should we keep going?
Guy 2: He said to hit him until he gave the signal to stop.
Guy 3: Diiid anyone hear the signal?
Guy 2: Well he was whining for a while.
Guy 1: Do you think whining was the signal?
Guy 3: *Hits the chosen one again*
Guy 1: Hey. Woah. Easy. We should wait a second or so.
Guy 2: *Hits chosen one*
Guy 1: Hey guys c'mon.
*Everyone starts hitting*
Guy 1: Oh well.
*Keeps hitting*
Guy 1: Hey wait, wait. He did say the part about dramatically throwing us off his body
Everyone: Oooooh yeahhh. Righht.
Guy 1: Okkk. Go Ahead. Throw us oooooff.
Guy 2: You think he wants his towel?
*Muttering*
Guy 1: I gotta get home guys.
Guy 3: Don't say anything to mom.

[IndianStig]

I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this picture, of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari. Blew my mind. you see **** like that, and it just plants seeds, makes you think its possible, even easy. And then you turn on the TV, and there's just more of it. The $87 Million lottery winner, that kid actor that just made 20 million o his last movie, that internet stock that shot through the roof, you could have made millions if you had just gotten in early, and that's exactly what I wanted to do: get in. I didn't want to be an innovator any more, i just wanted to make the quick and easy buck, i just wanted in. The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker.

What movie is this from....must watch?

[blazin']

Yeah, my roomates were talking about getting me a CB so I could talk to other car beds.

[Vteckidd]

What movie is this from....must watch?
boiler room

[MR2DR]

"hip?
hip hop?
hip hop anonymous?
DAMN YOU, YOU GAVE HIM THE EASY ONES!!!!"

[redmanhart]

Fat guy in a little coat............fat guy in a little coat..................Richard, what's happening? ::bends over and rips coat::

[Hulud]

Hell exists on earth? Yes. I wont live in it.

[Hulud]

We could kill everyone.

So whattya think?

I'm strangely comfortable with it.

[NewGen33]

I came here to do two things...
Drink beer and kick some ass...
Looks like were almost out of beer...

[Hulud]

Social de-evolution appears complete. Typical human behavior is now entirely absent.

[Hulud]

They say that in death all of life's questions are answered. Will you let me know?

[Hulud]

What is your major malfunction numb nuts?

[NewGen33]

What is your major malfunction numb nuts?
Full Metal Jacket?

[cactusEG]

I cant get jiggy wit dis shiit mooda fooka !

[Hulud]

Full Metal Jacket?
yea i bet no one will know the first one i posted without google.

[Echonova]

We could kill everyone.

So whattya think?

I'm strangely comfortable with it.Is it dead???

[FriskyWalrus]

Shaun: We need to go somewhere safe. Somewhere secure.
Ed: Somewhere where I can smoke.
Shaun: We're going to the Winchester

[NewGen33]

I cant get jiggy wit dis shiit mooda fooka !
Next Friday


yea i bet no one will know the first one i posted without google.
Fifth Element?


Shaun: We need to go somewhere safe. Somewhere secure.
Ed: Somewhere where I can smoke.
Shaun: We're going to the Winchester
Shaun of the Dead

[Hulud]

Fifth Element?


nope

[Echonova]

Hell exists on earth? Yes. I wont live in it.

Glengarry Glen Ross (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104348/)


Yeah... I googled.. you kids and your college films and gay orgies.

[NewGen33]

nope
aww shucks lol...

[Hulud]

lol @ echo

[NewGen33]

For reps

You got a scrawny little runt running around here named Dalton...
Ya he's out back...

[Nomad!]

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]
:lmfao:SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT'S D!CK!:lmfao:

[BlueHatch]

I cant get jiggy wit dis shiit mooda fooka !
look like you been chewin on the mutha fvcka

[BlueHatch]

For reps

You got a scrawny little runt running around here named Dalton...
Ya he's out back...
road house ftw "whats goin on meho!!" " mind your own buisness DAD" "god dam that hurts dont it"

[BlueHatch]

for reps-

" where did you get the coconuts?

we found them

found them? the coconut is is a tropical fruit, this is a temperate zone

the swallow may fly south for the winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

nay it could be carried

what by a swallow?

it could grip it buy the the husk

listen its not a question of where he grips it,a 5 oz bird cannot carry a 2 pound coconut. to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow must beat its wings 15o times a minute, am i right? am i right?!

could be carried by an african swallow

oh yeah an african swallow maybe but not an english swallow thats my point" :cheers:

[Sport1.3]

"damnit jim!! i'm a doctor, not a proctologist!!!"

[T.S.]

For reps

You got a scrawny little runt running around here named Dalton...
Ya he's out back...

ROAD HOUSE!!

[T.S.]

WOHOO Check out that chick. Yeah thats the Presidents daughter, as in the President of the United States. Man woman like that only know there words. STOP DONT AND NO. My brotha you got it all wrong. ITS NOOOO DONT STOP! PLAYA PLAYA!

[BlueHatch]

WOHOO Check out that chick. Yeah thats the Presidents daughter, as in the President of the United States. Man woman like that only know there words. STOP DONT AND NO. My brotha you got it all wrong. ITS NOOOO DONT STOP! PLAYA PLAYA!
how high :bump:

[Ran]

"I guess God has a plan for all of us."
"God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything."

[BlueHatch]

"I guess God has a plan for all of us."
"God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything."
bruce almighty :boobies:

[FriskyWalrus]

"Groooovyyy........"

[Ran]

bruce almighty :boobies:Nope. :taun:

[allmotoronly]

for reps-

" where did you get the coconuts?

we found them

found them? the coconut is is a tropical fruit, this is a temperate zone

the swallow may fly south for the winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

nay it could be carried

what by a swallow?

it could grip it buy the the husk

listen its not a question of where he grips it,a 5 oz bird cannot carry a 2 pound coconut. to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow must beat its wings 15o times a minute, am i right? am i right?!

could be carried by an african swallow

oh yeah an african swallow maybe but not an english swallow thats my point" :cheers:

monty python and the holy grail?

[BlueHatch]

Nope. :taun:
constantine :???:

[BlueHatch]

monty python and the holy grail?
yup reps for joo :crazy:

[T.S.]

how high :bump:


yes i love that movie! :goodjob:

[FriskyWalrus]

monty python and the holy grail?
yep it is. the swallow conversation is one that could not be forgotten

[T.S.]

"The royal Penis is clean your highness!"

[BlueHatch]

reps for this

hey fvck suck get your slippery fvcking ass of the car

somebody shut that cvnts mouth before i come over there and fvck start her head

[BlueHatch]

"The royal Penis is clean your highness!"
coming to america :boobies:

[Ran]

constantine :???:There ya go. :goodjob:

[allmotoronly]

reps for this

hey fvck suck get your slippery fvcking ass of the car

somebody shut that cvnts mouth before i come over there and fvck start her head
The way of the Gun I think... Good movie, haven't seen it in a while

[OneSlow5pt0]

Can't rain all the time...

[T.S.]

reps for this

hey fvck suck get your slippery fvcking ass of the car

somebody shut that cvnts mouth before i come over there and fvck start her head

The way of the gun. Pretty good movie! :goodjob:

[T.S.]

Can't rain all the time...

The crow. Thats the second post from the Crow.

[allmotoronly]

Can't rain all the time...

the crow?

[T.S.]

Your gun is digging into my hip.

[allmotoronly]

reps for this

God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure your fvcked.

[HyPer50]

Your gun is digging into my hip.

Ace Ventura lol Ray Finkle

[T.S.]

reps for this

God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure your fvcked.

braveheart

[Ran]

"I'm proud of you."
"Nobody cares what you think."

[HyPer50]

reps for this

God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure your fvcked.

Braveheart. "It's my island" - You mean Ireland?

[allmotoronly]

"I'm proud of you."
"Nobody cares what you think."

bucket list

[T.S.]

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ****in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again. 'Cause I'm ****in' stupid. I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

[allmotoronly]

braveheart

+3 for you

[Ran]

bucket listWow, I didn't think anyone on here would have known that one. Excellent movie. :goodjob:

[allmotoronly]

Braveheart. "It's my island" - You mean Ireland?

yep, +3 for you too

[HyPer50]

2 quotes same movie.
"Dominant male monkey mother fvcker."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "

[allmotoronly]

Wow, I didn't think anyone on here would have known that one. Excellent movie. :goodjob:
well I just watched it this weekend for the first time. It was pretty good.

[allmotoronly]

2 quotes same movie.
"Dominant male monkey mother fvcker."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "
dazed and confused?

[FriskyWalrus]

2 quotes same movie.
"Dominant male monkey mother fvcker."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "Clerks 2?

[HyPer50]

dazed and confused?

You got it.

[T.S.]

I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. May God bless you. I have no legs...

+1 for anyone who gets this one. This is a classic movie!

[Sport1.3]

Clerks 2?

fail

[allmotoronly]

You got it.

lolol the reason I remember is because when I was in highschool there was a guy like that.. he was like 26 and going to highschool parties lololol

[FriskyWalrus]

failim still half asleep here. i just remember randal talking about high school chicks and what not

[BlueHatch]

2 quotes same movie.
"Dominant male monkey mother fvcker."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "
alright alright alright wooderson from dazed and confused

[HyPer50]

I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. May God bless you. I have no legs...

+1 for anyone who gets this one. This is a classic movie!

Kids. lol I loved that movie. Gave my friend nightmares though.

[Sport1.3]

I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. May God bless you. I have no legs...

+1 for anyone who gets this one. This is a classic movie!


Kids?

[BlueHatch]

I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. May God bless you. I have no legs...

+1 for anyone who gets this one. This is a classic movie!
kids my bytches gots mad flavor stooooobs

[Sport1.3]

Kids. lol I loved that movie. Gave my friend nightmares though.


damnit you beat my by seconds!!

[T.S.]

Kids. lol I loved that movie. Gave my friend nightmares though.

+1 for you sir. Great movie! Don't worry baby its just Casper! :goodjob:

[Ran]

"You have a father?"
"Of course I have a father, Farley, I'm not Jesus."

[HyPer50]

I'll be suprised if someone gets this without looking it up.
Interviewer: And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... entirely without incident.
*polygraph goes crazy*
Preston: Not without incident *hands out a 10 minute long ass beating*

[BlueHatch]

reps for this

they took the bar! the whole fvcking bar!

[FriskyWalrus]

"Here comes the meat wagon. Whee Oh Whee Oh. Paramedic gets and goes 'Oh. My. God'. Rookies in the corner puking his guts out"

[allmotoronly]

Character 1-"My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! "
Character 2- "Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Character 1- "My brother's gonna shyt! "
Character 2- "Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shyt or is he gonna kill us? "
Character 1- "First he's gonna shyt, then he's gonna kill us! "
Character 2- "Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

[HyPer50]

"You have a father?"
"Of course I have a father, Farley, I'm not Jesus."

Super Troopers lol, Farva rocks.

[allmotoronly]

"Here comes the meat wagon. Whee Oh Whee Oh. Paramedic gets and goes 'Oh. My. God'. Rookies in the corner puking his guts out"
tommy boy

[T.S.]

reps for this

they took the bar! the whole fvcking bar!

DUDE Animal house FTMFW!

[Sport1.3]

reps for this

they took the bar! the whole fvcking bar!


Animal house son!! :goodjob:

[FriskyWalrus]

"What kind of sick fvck gets off to a dude fvcking a donkey?" *points* "I'm sorry Jesus"

[BlueHatch]

Character 1-"My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! "
Character 2- "Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Character 1- "My brother's gonna shyt! "
Character 2- "Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shyt or is he gonna kill us? "
Character 1- "First he's gonna shyt, then he's gonna kill us! "
Character 2- "Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
Fast times and ridgmont high :boobies: spicolli was the man

[Sport1.3]

motherfvcking god d@mnit beat again!!

[BlueHatch]

"What kind of sick fvck gets off to a dude fvcking a donkey?" *points* "I'm sorry Jesus"
clerks 2?

[FriskyWalrus]

clerks 2?very correct. no one can forget Kinky Kelly and The Sexy Stud

[allmotoronly]

Fast times and ridgmont high :boobies: spicolli was the man

yep

sorry I have to wait 24hrs to give out any more reps

[BlueHatch]

np man im having fun

[Sport1.3]

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda ***** to drink it "

[BlueHatch]

I'll be suprised if someone gets this without looking it up.
Interviewer: And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... entirely without incident.
*polygraph goes crazy*
Preston: Not without incident *hands out a 10 minute long ass beating*
its a christian bale movie i cant remember the name

[allmotoronly]

Yakavetta: I'm having a ****ty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Now? A joke? Uh... um, uh... A joke. Yeah, alright. Um... There's these, uh, three guys, uh... a-a-a-a ****, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Niggur.
Rocco: Yeah, n-n- Yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy-
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Niggur.
Rocco: Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh- uh, niggur, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- my niggur brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggurs in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go- I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's you're one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggurs and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."

[FriskyWalrus]

"Hello Abba Zabba. My only friend."

"I used to suck d!ck for coke." "I SEEN EM!" "You ever suck some d!ck for some weed?"

[HyPer50]

its a christian bale movie i cant remember the name

lol close enough. Equilibrium.

[stillaneon]

for reps-

" where did you get the coconuts?

we found them

found them? the coconut is is a tropical fruit, this is a temperate zone

the swallow may fly south for the winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

nay it could be carried

what by a swallow?

it could grip it buy the the husk

listen its not a question of where he grips it,a 5 oz bird cannot carry a 2 pound coconut. to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow must beat its wings 15o times a minute, am i right? am i right?!

could be carried by an african swallow

oh yeah an african swallow maybe but not an english swallow thats my point" :cheers:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[stillaneon]

Yakavetta: I'm having a ****ty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Now? A joke? Uh... um, uh... A joke. Yeah, alright. Um... There's these, uh, three guys, uh... a-a-a-a ****, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Niggur.
Rocco: Yeah, n-n- Yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy-
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Niggur.
Rocco: Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh- uh, niggur, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- my niggur brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggurs in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go- I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's you're one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggurs and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."

Boondock Saints

[Ran]

Super Troopers lol, Farva rocks.Nice try, but wrong.

[allmotoronly]

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda ***** to drink it "

lock stock and 2 smoking barrels?

[HyPer50]

"Hello Abba Zabba. My only friend."

"I used to suck d!ck for coke." "I SEEN EM!" "You ever suck some d!ck for some weed?"

Halfbaked

[allmotoronly]

Boondock Saints

yep. I'll have to owe you, I can't give out any more reps for 24hrs

[BlueHatch]

"Hello Abba Zabba. My only friend."

"I used to suck d!ck for coke." "I SEEN EM!" "You ever suck some d!ck for some weed?"
half baked ive never been so thirsty in my entire life!!

[FriskyWalrus]

Halfbakedyes. one of Bob Sagets most epic lines ever

[Sport1.3]

lock stock and 2 smoking barrels?


of course.


my fav quote from the movie:

Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a ****ing rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: I thought this was a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.

[BlueHatch]

Boondock Saints
should have been the rule of wrist!

[allmotoronly]

of course.


my fav quote from the movie:

Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a ****ing rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: I thought this was a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.

lolol

[allmotoronly]

should have been the rule of wrist!


lolol then he punches out the fat dyke

[BlueHatch]

reps for this
its 106 miles to chicago
we have a full tank of gas,
half a packett of cigarettes,
its dark,
and we're wearing sunglasses

[HyPer50]

Nice try, but wrong.

****... thats right lol, Mr. Woodcock. I knew it was familiar just got em mixed up for some unknown reason.

[FriskyWalrus]

"Is that a fvcking rhino tattoo?" "Yeah" "You did that shiit to get Glaruen back didn't you?" "No. You know I've always liked rhinos"


reps to anyone who can figure this one out without searching

[On_Her_Face]

three spoon engines with nos and a motec system exhaust

[HyPer50]

reps for this
its 106 miles to chicago
we have a full tank of gas,
half a packett of cigarettes,
its dark,
and we're wearing sunglasses

I'm guessin' blues brothers?

[allmotoronly]

sport1.3 you not giving out prizes for the correct answer??? communist rep nazi lololol J/k

[Sport1.3]

"on no its ok, the room is all yours....

we're on our way to the spa

....you should come"


reps for this one

[allmotoronly]

three spoon engines with nos and a motec system exhaust
fast and frurioussss

[stillaneon]

three spoon engines with nos and a motec system exhaust


lol

[BlueHatch]

I'm guessin' blues brothers?
ding ding reppd

[Sport1.3]

three spoon engines with nos and a motec system exhaust

fast and furious!!


BS NO ONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE A55HOLE

[Sport1.3]

sport1.3 you not giving out prizes for the correct answer??? communist rep nazi lololol J/k

it was easily googled

[FriskyWalrus]

fast and furious!!


BS NO ONE LIKES THE TUNA HERE A55HOLEIM NOT RUNNIN'!

[HyPer50]

Johns: How's it look?
Rid****: Looks clear.
[Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night]
Johns: You said it was clear!
Rid****: I said it *looked* clear.
Johns: Well, how does it look now?
Rid****: Looks clear.

Edit: Owned by gay filter lol

[BlueHatch]

Johns: How's it look?
Rid****: Looks clear.
[Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night]
Johns: You said it was clear!
Rid****: I said it *looked* clear.
Johns: Well, how does it look now?
Rid****: Looks clear.

Edit: Owned by gay filter lol
pitch black

[FriskyWalrus]

"Is that a fvcking rhino tattoo?" "Yeah" "You did that shiit to get Glaruen back didn't you?" "No. You know I've always liked rhinos"


reps to anyone who can figure this one out without searchinganybody?

[Sport1.3]

"on no its ok, the room is all yours....

we're on our way to the spa

....you should come"


reps for this one

no one? :D

[allmotoronly]

it was easily googled

lolol I'm not that fast on the computer

[HyPer50]

pitch black

Yup, can't rep ya anymore tho unfortunatly.

[allmotoronly]

no one? :D

nope, I can't think of that one

[HyPer50]

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

[BlueHatch]

reps for this-

whats the matter *****, you got the bubbles? i told you not the eat of that roach coach, i only get drinks of that mutha fvcka.
so what they gave a ***** a people burritto?
basically

[Sport1.3]

nope, I can't think of that one


hostel. Hot naked bitches in the steam room FTW



cutting eye ball sockets FTL

[allmotoronly]

hostel. Hot naked bitches in the steam room FTW



cutting eye ball sockets FTL
damn I never saw hostel...

[allmotoronly]

hey guys the record thread is only like 12 pages from breaking the record

[FriskyWalrus]

my last one was from Haggard. didnt expect too many people to know about the movie anyway lol

[Sport1.3]

hey guys the record thread is only like 12 pages from breaking the record


lulz, i hope it gets closed in 11 pages

[allmotoronly]

lulz, i hope it gets closed in 11 pages

well that would suck...

[Ed]

not reading 9 pages of quotes, but someone might have already said it, but this is the best IMO:

"English motherfvcker, do you speak it?"

[allmotoronly]

does anyone know what the rep bar caption says when you get over 800 points? I have 795 now and it says cooler than coke classic

[allmotoronly]

not reading 9 pages of quotes, but someone might have already said it, but this is the best IMO:

"English motherfvcker, do you speak it?"
pulp fiction

[BlueHatch]

reps for this-

whats the matter *****, you got the bubbles? i told you not the eat of that roach coach, i only get drinks of that mutha fvcka.
so what they gave a ***** a people burritto?
basically

nobody? here is another line

you ever notice how the day go by real fast when we actually work?

look man i do enough to not get fired. thats mr washington's thing he want you to think he gonna fire you

you heard he fired chris?

chris chris? crazy chris?

yup

oh shyt
yup

[BlueHatch]

pulp fiction
what aint no country i ever heard of!!! do they speak english in what? english mother fvcker do you speak it?

[Total_Blender]

Nothing is ovahhhhhhhh!!!!

[NewGen33]

ROAD HOUSE!!
Repped :goodjob:

Does anyone know this one?

I came here to do two things...
Drink beer and kick some ass...
Looks like were almost out of beer...

[On_Her_Face]

dazed and confused

[Nomad!]

reps for this
its 106 miles to chicago
we have a full tank of gas,
half a packett of cigarettes,
its dark,
and we're wearing sunglasses
Blues Brothers!
I love this movie :goodjob:

[Nomad!]

"Hello Abba Zabba. My only friend."

"I used to suck d!ck for coke." "I SEEN EM!" "You ever suck some d!ck for some weed?"
:lmfao:
"Samson, this is Sheila. Mama fell down!"
"SHUT UP B!TCH!"
:lmfao:

[sakasaku]

Pulp Fiction

JULES
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."

[sikfricks]

Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when mother****ers get scared, that's when mother****ers accidentally get shot.

[Hulud]

i posted this a while ago, can someone find out what movie its from? cause i cant find it

"They say that in death all of lifes questions are answered. Will you let me know?"

[FriskyWalrus]

"That look like spit to you?" "Yeah." "Eh. Fvck it."

[Echonova]

i posted this a while ago, can someone find out what movie its from? cause i cant find it

"They say that in death all of lifes questions are answered. Will you let me know?"Charlie's angels. Google FTW

[Hulud]

thank you

[Echonova]

A death mark is not an easy thing to live with...

[redmanhart]

"That look like spit to you?" "Yeah." "Eh. Fvck it."

Super Troopers

[redmanhart]

"Did your parents have any children that survived?"
"Sir, yes sir!!!"
"I bet they regret that!"

[DESTRO_91]

OP: One shall stand, one shall fall.
MG: Why throw away your life so wrecklessly?
OP: That's a question you should ask yourself...

[Nomad!]

"You know who has hands? The Devil! ...and he uses 'em for holdin'!"

[BKgen®]

"Aren't you scared you'll kill yourself if you crash?"

"No... You live more in five minutes on a bike like this going flat out than some people live in a lifetime."

[On_Her_Face]

"I was playing ping pong in Ding Dang"

[big mac]

15 bucks little man put that **** in my hand nog nog nagga nagga nog nog

[jwrape]

"I'll drive, you navigate"
"Don't worry, my dad has this EXCELLENT set of tools. I can fix it"

[BKgen®]

"f*ckin' A, bubba."

[Turbo Terrance]

Pulp Fiction

JULES
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."


DAMN....I was just gonna say that......

[Dietcoke]

"**** you very much" (thank you very much)

Harrison Ford
Hollywood Hollicide

[Turbo Terrance]

Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood. They had all this foreign ****. They didn't have **** on my brother, man.