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Hulud
06-18-2008, 12:03 PM
Man googles "how to kill with knife".

Kills wife and child.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/18/mother.baby.ap/index.html


how dumb do you have to be to google to how kill someone with a knife? just go for the jugular.

Ran
06-18-2008, 12:56 PM
The jugular is too messy.

1) Sneak up from behind victim

2) Cover their mouth with your hand.

Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.

3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.

Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.

:goodjob:

Hulud
06-18-2008, 01:04 PM
lol thats phucked up


i love it

Sammich
06-18-2008, 01:05 PM
The jugular is too messy.

1) Sneak up from behind victim

2) Cover their mouth with your hand.

Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.

3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.

Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.

:goodjob:

oh lord

*calls hiro for spared life*

Ran
06-18-2008, 01:14 PM
lol thats phucked up


i love itD@mn straight, I do all that sh*t while receiting the chorus from Silent Hill 4's "Room of Angels".

Here's a lullaby to close your eyes,
It was always you that I despised.
I don't feel enough for you to cry,
Here's a lullaby to close your eyes.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.

90_ACCORD
06-18-2008, 04:19 PM
wow how stupid can you really be

LIKEG6
06-18-2008, 05:42 PM
what a ****in idiot

ahmonrah
06-18-2008, 06:26 PM
D@mn straight, I do all that sh*t while receiting the chorus from Silent Hill 4's "Room of Angels".

Here's a lullaby to close your eyes,
It was always you that I despised.
I don't feel enough for you to cry,
Here's a lullaby to close your eyes.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
hotness......
http://images.quizilla.com/U/U2/U2I/u2isgr8t4u/1140641237_Dark-demon.jpg

87 Turbo II
06-18-2008, 06:26 PM
haha pwnt by the internetz

4dmin
06-18-2008, 06:30 PM
The jugular is too messy.

1) Sneak up from behind victim

2) Cover their mouth with your hand.

Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.

3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.

Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.

:goodjob:

note to self search on IA when needing to kill someone with knife

MistaCee
06-18-2008, 06:38 PM
Ran is crazy.

Pher
06-18-2008, 07:01 PM
The jugular is too messy.

1) Sneak up from behind victim

2) Cover their mouth with your hand.

Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.

3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.

Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.

:goodjob:

Or stab the bottoms of the bicep and say hello to the bracial artery.

ubers2k
06-18-2008, 08:06 PM
Prosecutors, however, sought to indicate that Entwistle (http://topics.cnn.com/topics/Neil_Entwistle) was planning to kill his wife and child, saying he researched methods of murder and suicide in the days before he fatally shot them.

:thinking: :thinking: :thinking: what the hell?!

I thought he googled how to kill them with a knife, not ****ing shoot them.

Ran
06-19-2008, 09:35 AM
Or stab the bottoms of the bicep and say hello to the bracial artery.Ever tried to stab someone's arm when they're flailing like a hyperactive chicken? It's not the easiest thing to do. lol

.93lude
06-19-2008, 09:34 PM
Ever tried to stab someone's arm when they're flailing like a hyperactive chicken? It's not the easiest thing to do. lol

now the question is, have YOU?:ninja:

Ran
06-20-2008, 08:34 AM
now the question is, have YOU?:ninja:That's none of your business. lol

ShooterMcGavin
06-20-2008, 08:38 AM
old news ftl?