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Hulud
06-18-2008, 12:03 PM
Man googles "how to kill with knife".
Kills wife and child.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/18/mother.baby.ap/index.html
how dumb do you have to be to google to how kill someone with a knife? just go for the jugular.
The jugular is too messy.
1) Sneak up from behind victim
2) Cover their mouth with your hand.
Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.
3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.
Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.
:goodjob:
Hulud
06-18-2008, 01:04 PM
lol thats phucked up
i love it
Sammich
06-18-2008, 01:05 PM
The jugular is too messy.
1) Sneak up from behind victim
2) Cover their mouth with your hand.
Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.
3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.
Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.
:goodjob:
oh lord
*calls hiro for spared life*
lol thats phucked up
i love itD@mn straight, I do all that sh*t while receiting the chorus from Silent Hill 4's "Room of Angels".
Here's a lullaby to close your eyes,
It was always you that I despised.
I don't feel enough for you to cry,
Here's a lullaby to close your eyes.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
90_ACCORD
06-18-2008, 04:19 PM
wow how stupid can you really be
LIKEG6
06-18-2008, 05:42 PM
what a ****in idiot
ahmonrah
06-18-2008, 06:26 PM
D@mn straight, I do all that sh*t while receiting the chorus from Silent Hill 4's "Room of Angels".
Here's a lullaby to close your eyes,
It was always you that I despised.
I don't feel enough for you to cry,
Here's a lullaby to close your eyes.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
hotness......
http://images.quizilla.com/U/U2/U2I/u2isgr8t4u/1140641237_Dark-demon.jpg
87 Turbo II
06-18-2008, 06:26 PM
haha pwnt by the internetz
4dmin
06-18-2008, 06:30 PM
The jugular is too messy.
1) Sneak up from behind victim
2) Cover their mouth with your hand.
Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.
3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.
Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.
:goodjob:
note to self search on IA when needing to kill someone with knife
MistaCee
06-18-2008, 06:38 PM
Ran is crazy.
The jugular is too messy.
1) Sneak up from behind victim
2) Cover their mouth with your hand.
Their initial reaction will be to raise their arms and try to remove your hand.
3) Jam knife up into victim's armpit, severing a critical artery.
Upon removing the knife, you'll be pleased to see that most of the blood will be absorded by their clothing and not splattered all along the wall.
:goodjob:
Or stab the bottoms of the bicep and say hello to the bracial artery.
ubers2k
06-18-2008, 08:06 PM
Prosecutors, however, sought to indicate that Entwistle (http://topics.cnn.com/topics/Neil_Entwistle) was planning to kill his wife and child, saying he researched methods of murder and suicide in the days before he fatally shot them.
:thinking: :thinking: :thinking: what the hell?!
I thought he googled how to kill them with a knife, not ****ing shoot them.
Or stab the bottoms of the bicep and say hello to the bracial artery.Ever tried to stab someone's arm when they're flailing like a hyperactive chicken? It's not the easiest thing to do. lol
.93lude
06-19-2008, 09:34 PM
Ever tried to stab someone's arm when they're flailing like a hyperactive chicken? It's not the easiest thing to do. lol
now the question is, have YOU?:ninja:
now the question is, have YOU?:ninja:That's none of your business. lol
ShooterMcGavin
06-20-2008, 08:38 AM
old news ftl?
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