Habanero Doritos

[EvasiveEF9]

Man's gift to god, edible by mortals.

I don't get it. I eat one, and it starts to burn, so I grab another. I eat a handful, and my lips and mouth are burning. I grab another handful...spicy as crap, and determined not to kill it with a drink. So I grab more, even though it burns.

I don't get it...I just can't put down the burning!

...*awaits some kind of STD joke*

Yeah, I'm pretty damn bored...is there ANYTHING to do tonight?

[slostang]

you should try chugging tabasco. wets the whistle and dosent kill the burn. lol

[EvasiveEF9]

Did that from an MRE. Something about the tobasco in an MRE is hotter than what I get at Kroger...I'm confused by it.

[redrumracer]

Did that from an MRE. Something about the tobasco in an MRE is hotter than what I get at Kroger...I'm confused by it.
its more concentrated

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

RAWRRR!

[slostang]

its more concentrated


x2, smaller amount. it matures faster, i.e. it should have a thinner texture and a hotter flavor.

[ShooterMcGavin]

you think habanero doritos are hot? wiksoz :gay:

[BKgen®]

Man's gift to god


wouldn't it be God's gift to man? considering man is the one eating them...?

[thecrazyone]

Doritos FTMFW

[wOZrally]

:gay:

[BKgen®]

:gay:

thanks for that wonderful contribution to the thread.

http://www.myspacecomedy.com/images/funny/ban-hamster.jpg

[EvasiveEF9]

Doritos FTMFW
Well, I thought about that, but when's the last time you saw god working at a factory?

[Brett]

see, I was actually disapointed... because I was expecting a kick to them and they have no kick imo

[EvasiveEF9]

Really? Hmm...maybe they changed the flavors, because they now seem hotter than they did when they first came out...

Then again, having just returned from boot with 3months of no REAL hot foods, it MAY have something to do with it.

[Total_Blender]

Not quite hot enough for a true habanero flavor IMO.But they did a good job of getting the smokey/savory part of the habanero flavor. They are still good to snack on and probably hot enough for the average palate.

[Ran]

The Habanero Doritos are good, but not hot.

I still don't get how you guys liked that "cheeseburger" mystery flavor. That sh*t was gross as hell.

[EvasiveEF9]

The hell? Cheeseburger?

And I bet the Habanero doritos would be spicier if you throw some tobasco sauce in there and shake 'em around.

What's good is to take these b*tches, put them on a tray, slice and spread pepperjack cheese over it and throw it in the oven til it all melts. It is AWESOME. Great party snack.

[Ran]

The hell? Cheeseburger?It was some mystery flavor they had out a last year. The hint was "A Great American Classic" and it was supposed to taste like a cheeseburger with pickles. It actually just tasted like sh*t.

[EvasiveEF9]

Well, what would you expect from a "chip" that tastes like a "cheeseburger".

Who the hell goes "I'd like a cheeseburger, with a side of cheeseburger...in the form of a chip." It's not gonna happen.

Personally, I think Pringles are starting to step outside their realm...

[Ran]

Personally, I think Pringles are starting to step outside their realm...Pringles have always been mediocre at best. Original flavored Pringles are okay, but everything else is gross.

Classic Lays = Best Chips Ever

[EvasiveEF9]

Pringles have always been mediocre at best. Original flavored Pringles are okay, but everything else is gross.

Classic Lays = Best Chips Ever
Personally, I think Pringles are SH*T. All of them taste like ass to me.

My favorite is either nacho doritos, habenero, or cape cod salt/vinegar.

[Ran]

My favorite is either nacho doritos, habenero, or cape cod salt/vinegar.Nacho and Habanero Doritos are good, but I've got to be in a mood for them. Salt & Vinegar chips always tend to cut my mouth up. :dunno:

[EvasiveEF9]

Nacho and Habanero Doritos are good, but I've got to be in a mood for them. Salt & Vinegar chips always tend to cut my mouth up. :dunno:
To me, it's worth it. My dumbass always manages to inhale at the same time I'm eating those S/V chips, though and I choke like a b*tch. Doesn't slow me down, though. I just keep tearing it up like a virgin screaming "ouch" and "yes" at the same time.

Well...it's not always "yes," but I just ignore whatever that other word she says is.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Classic Lays = Blandest Chips Ever
fixed!

[EvasiveEF9]

fixed!
+...I think I'm worht 4, now?

[Ran]

fixed!Hardly. Pringles are much worse.

[EvasiveEF9]

Hardly. Pringles are much worse.
Worse...yes. But he never compared the two...

[ShooterMcGavin]

Hardly. Pringles are much worse.
you're forking out of your mind...:screwy:

[Ran]

Worse...yes. But he never compared the two...Wayne is Chinese so he probably eats those shrimp flavored chips from H-Mart. His opinion doesn't even count.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Wayne is Chinese so he probably eats those shrimp flavored chips from H-Mart. His opinion doesn't even count.
shrimp chips ftmfw! and wtf are you talking about? last i saw you were eating on some dog flavored chips :slap:

[EvasiveEF9]

Shrimp flavored? WTF. I mean I've had shrimp ramen, but...chips? Sick...

[ShooterMcGavin]

Shrimp flavored? WTF. I mean I've had shrimp ramen, but...chips? Sick...
have you tried them? then why so quick to judge? they actually taste a lot better than they sound :yes:

http://standing8.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/shrimpchips.jpg

[Ran]

have you tried them? then why so quick to judge? they actually taste a lot better than they sound :yes:To be honest, they're okay. I can eat them, but they've got the worst after-taste ever.

[ShooterMcGavin]

To be honest, they're okay. I can eat them, but they've got the worst after-taste ever.
fair enough, it's been a long time since i've had any but i do vaguely recall the after taste leaving something to be desired....oh well, beer ftw!

[sakasaku]

these are good
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj20/sakasaku/Ketchup.jpg

[ShooterMcGavin]

these are good
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj20/sakasaku/Ketchup.jpg
interesting, i've had tomato flavored chips but never seen those, know where i could find some?

[thecrazyone]

maybe yall have seen these before..o yea ketchup chips..

there pretty popular in england(where i first ate them)

and yes they are good.

[thecrazyone]

these are good
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj20/sakasaku/Ketchup.jpg

ha to funny, just as i was googling them and posting you did.

o and shag i was gonna say, i haven't really been able to find them over here.

[sakasaku]

i cant find them down hear any were i just get them up north when i visit family
altho my dad said he saw some at wal-mart like a year ago????

[ShooterMcGavin]

hmmmm, wonder if amazon uk sells them :D

[sakasaku]

interesting, i've had tomato flavored chips but never seen those, know where i could find some?

ill bring a couple bag to the next big IA meet ill have grandma ship 5 bags or so .lol... she used to do it when i was little i wonder if she will do it now.......:ninja:

[StraightSix]

I've seen some Ketchup flavored chip at the Ingles next to my apartment up here. I've not been brave enough to try them, however.

[EvasiveEF9]

When you're going to college, that 1.19$ matters alot, Bryan.

[Ran]

fair enough, it's been a long time since i've had any but i do vaguely recall the after taste leaving something to be desired....You're not joking. It makes your breath smell like steamy fish & potato and the taste takes forever to go away.


oh well, beer ftw!A simple solution is always best. lol

[ShooterMcGavin]

ill bring a couple bag to the next big IA meet ill have grandma ship 5 bags or so .lol... she used to do it when i was little i wonder if she will do it now.......:ninja:
that'd be awesome :goodjob: