Something I Can't Stand

[Alan®]

This was brought back to the forefront of my mind today. I hate it when people actually have decent cars that just about anyone can appreciate but for some reason they feel this uncontrolable urge to lie about **** when whatever they got is good as is.

[DESTRO_91]

Kinda vague, man.

[redpanda]

not following...you talking about when people brag about their semi-nice car too much?

[BABY J]

Some people truly are perfectionists. I produce music on the side, and I always get artists that hear my own stuff when I am mastering theirs and they wonder why I say my own projects are not "done" or "ready" yet, while what they hear is "perfect" to them. Some people truly are perfectionists and want to take things above and beyond what YOU see when you look at it. They truly aren't satisfied yet w/ what they have.

And then again, some people just say that their car is "average" just bc they want you to stroke their ego and keep saying "no man, it's much better than average, I love it." Kinda like when I'm talkin about my c0ck to women and I say "it's alright... it's not much, it'll do" - just bc I know they will say "IT'LL DO MY A$$$, IT'S THE BOMB!!! IT'S THE FATTEST LONGEST MOST YUMMY D1CK EVER... HOLY F*CK I WANNA LICK IT!!"

/thread

[Barefoot]

Kinda like when I'm talkin about my c0ck to women and I say "it's alright... it's not much, it'll do" - just bc I know they will say "IT'LL DO MY A$$$, IT'S THE BOMB!!! IT'S THE FATTEST LONGEST MOST YUMMY D1CK EVER... HOLY F*CK I WANNA LICK IT!!"

/threadfucking lol

[dz988]

you mean when sum1 apreciates your ride as is but you BS to make it seem better

[quickdodge®]

Kinda like when I'm talkin about my c0ck to women and I say "it's alright... it's not much, it'll do" - just bc I know they will say "IT'LL DO MY A$$$, IT'S THE BOMB!!! IT'S THE FATTEST LONGEST MOST YUMMY D1CK EVER... HOLY F*CK I WANNA LICK IT!!"

/thread

Then they meet QD and they're like, "Baby J who?" No wonder they call him "Baby." Later, QD.

[blackshine007]

I love the people who always point out that their car is dirty as hell and that they have to wash it sometime and when you look at it, the paint is flawless and look as if they just pulled it from the carwash. I tell those people that if you believe that's dirty, don't look at my car. It shuts them up. Honestly, they last time I washed my car the rag + water turned green. It took 2 hours to get the stains off my hands. That was sometime last year and I did so because of the pollen. I just wash the headlights just so I can see at night.

[Alan®]

Kinda vague, man.
Ok for example you meeta guy with a TT-Single Supra with a T66 on it and while your sitting there thinking damn this ****s nice it's gotta be putting down like 450-550whp he's like nah it's like 700 cause i gots NaWz and starts pointing at his FPR telling you that it's one of the nos solenoids. Feel me?

[BABY J]

Oh - so you mean people that UPSTAGE their rides, when they are already decent. I see.

Ohhhh, kinda like when I am bragging to b*tches about my 10.9 inch c0ck, but I just say 11 inches b/c I hate using decimals? Yeah - I need to cut that sh1t out for sure. I totally understand.

[koukis14]

Ok for example you meeta guy with a TT-Single Supra with a T66 on it and while your sitting there thinking damn this ****s nice it's gotta be putting down like 450-550whp he's like nah it's like 700 cause i gots NaWz and starts pointing at his FPR telling you that it's one of the nos solenoids. Feel me?


So you hate tools? You are on the wrong site then. There are so many tools on here it should be called snaponatlanta.com. So did you call the f u c k bag out and say "no it's not you stupid twat".

[Alan®]

So you hate tools? You are on the wrong site then. There are so many tools on here it should be called snaponatlanta.com. So did you call the f u c k bag out and say "no it's not you stupid twat".
nah I jus used that a scenario. I had a similar encounter yesterday with a guy in a boosted Z who was putting down 370whp. The guy went on to say he had a full suspensin set up and nos. I asked him how big the bottle was and he was like "IDK" and started pointing to nothing in the engine bay that even remotely looked like a nitrous setup and his "complete suspension setup" consisted of a front strut bar and lowering springs. :thinking:

[JITB]

people like that dont bother me too much because after they make a fool of themselves. i just dont talk cars to them anymore...lol

[OneSlow5pt0]

i downplay everything i have

[wantboost]

i downplay everything i have
x2 but then again i drive a 240 so you cant go much lower.....

[BABY J]

^^ Yes huh! I drive Civics.