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Alan®
06-14-2008, 11:39 PM
So my Mom was kind enough to give me some groceries from her house this week since pops and I didn't get a chance to go last weekend when he was in town.

Came home from work tonight and decided to make some hamburger helper :goodjob: right :no: :cry: . All goes well for a few hours until my stomach along with the rest of my abdomin cramps up and the contents of my bowels empty into the can. Went back and looked, the stuff expired over a year ago. :doh:

Moral of the story when someone give you food check the experiation date :goodjob:
Echonova
06-14-2008, 11:40 PM
A year??? Your mom wants you dead.
Alan®
06-14-2008, 11:41 PM
A year??? Your mom wants you dead.
lol. Probably i wouldn't doubt it.
jew_boy
06-14-2008, 11:43 PM
haha
Echonova
06-14-2008, 11:47 PM
lol. Probably i wouldn't doubt it.Life insurance FTW!!!
Alan®
06-14-2008, 11:48 PM
Life insurance FTW!!!
:cry: :no:
Frög
06-14-2008, 11:50 PM
dude, no one is home? um.. PARTY?
Alan®
06-14-2008, 11:55 PM
dude, no one is home? um.. PARTY?
Pops is home but at my mom's :thinking:
MistaCee
06-14-2008, 11:59 PM
LIRL @ redgt's mom trying to kill him. She prob going to hire your little bro to do the job. Bare hands and all.
Echonova
06-15-2008, 12:00 AM
Pops is home but at my mom's :thinking:Booty call!!!!!!
Alan®
06-15-2008, 12:01 AM
LIRL @ redgt's mom trying to kill him. She prob going to hire your little bro to do the job. Bare hands and all.
It's ok I got the platinum in the top draw I'm ready for him :goodjob: .
BlkCD5
06-15-2008, 12:09 AM
originally posted by redGT
It's ok I got the platinum in the top draw I'm ready for him

:lmfao: chin check
Alan®
06-15-2008, 12:14 AM
:lmfao: chin check
:goodjob: What's up man.
redrumracer
06-15-2008, 12:50 AM
damn i didnt know hamburger helper had an expiration date
Catnip
06-15-2008, 03:14 AM
lol, so you peed out your butt too?
Ryumasi
06-15-2008, 10:03 AM
damn i didnt know hamburger helper had an expiration dateNeither did I.
MistaCee
06-15-2008, 10:05 AM
damn i didnt know hamburger helper had an expiration date

I think he's talking about chef boyardee

4 cans of chef boyardee FTW!
b@d @pple
06-15-2008, 10:06 AM
im pretty sure that powdered flavoring and dried noodle ,even if expired wouldnt have caused anal pissing....maybe you under cooked your meat
osnap
06-15-2008, 01:22 PM
LIRL @ redgt's mom trying to kill him. She prob going to hire your little bro to do the job. Bare hands and all.
:lmfao:
blacknightteg
06-15-2008, 01:24 PM
another one of redgt's failed attempts at life
Alan®
06-15-2008, 02:46 PM
another one of redgt's failed attempts at life
:rolleyes:
IndianStig
06-15-2008, 03:40 PM
hamburger helper stays good forever dude, or was it your meat expired? haha
Catnip
06-15-2008, 03:44 PM
old meat. lolol
Alan®
06-15-2008, 03:51 PM
I would show you the expiration date but i already put it in the garbage. Let me explain it a little better. it was one of those little microwavable singles so it's all in one package (noodles meat sauce etc.)
IndianStig
06-15-2008, 04:07 PM
Oh, she wanted to kill you.
ShooterMcGavin
06-16-2008, 10:55 AM
dumb *****, told her she'd need some cyanide if she wanted to do it right...
IndianStig
06-16-2008, 11:07 AM
dumb *****, told her she'd need some cyanide if she wanted to do it right...


LOL, so wrong to say about someones mom. but dude, i really feel sorry for you.
she stole your car and she wants to kill you. you need a hug from a hot step mom or something
Sammich
06-16-2008, 11:14 AM
1st ur bro..then ur mom...getting thick quick everett