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D.Choe
06-14-2008, 05:58 AM
ok so I'm chillin in my bathroom droppin the Cosbys off at the pool checkin some stuff online on my laptop and my gf starts knockin on the door saying she has to pee really bad

we live together so she's seen me do ridiculous things on the toilet but this morning I guess the laptop was over the top for her saying that I could get electrocuted, etc. etc. :blah:

anyway I'm wondering if I'm the only one who talks on the cell phone, reads newspaper/magazine/book, watch tv shows/movies, smoke a cig, play games via game console/cell phone/laptop, check stuff online via cell phone/laptop while on the toilet

what crosses the line for you?

and what kinds of ill sh!t do you naggers do while bombing baghdad?

tubby
06-14-2008, 08:38 AM
i defently smoke a stack every ****. its a must. also i tend to not like to talk to some one taking a **** but some if some one calls me and im takin a **** than ill answere and i feel like i end up sitting there longer untill i relise i was talkin on the phone and had been taking a **** for like 45 min..... aaahh gota love a good dump. good thred mayn! lol

Echonova
06-14-2008, 09:04 AM
ok so I'm chillin in my bathroom droppin the Cosbys off at the pool checkin some stuff online on my laptop and my gf starts knockin on the door saying she has to pee really bad

we live together so she's seen me do ridiculous things on the toilet but this morning I guess the laptop was over the top for her saying that I could get electrocuted, etc. etc. :blah:
Tell her there is no chance of electrocution, your penis isn't long enough to touch the water.:lmfao:

HyPer50
06-14-2008, 09:14 AM
umm... i wont talk on the phone, but books, magazines, nintendo DS aren't out of the question.

ironchef
06-14-2008, 09:52 AM
How the **** do you play videogame consoles in the bathroom?

Personally, I'll talk on the phone, go on the laptop, read, do whatever. The bathroom is my throne!

Why the hell do you smoke inside the house LOL.

redrumracer
06-14-2008, 10:04 AM
How the **** do you play videogame consoles in the bathroom?
x2

but yea there really isnt a limit for me.

Alan®
06-14-2008, 10:14 AM
i cant play 360 whil im on the can but i can do all othat other stuff. i used to smoke sometimes when i was on the can at my buddies house but i quit smoking like 2 months ago.

01CDMLUDER
06-14-2008, 10:50 AM
i can't play the ps3 will im taking the browns to the superbowl...but if i could i would!

0p7!mu5
06-14-2008, 11:26 AM
MAAAAANNNN Nintendo Ds, Read xmen comics, In my old apartment used to have the wii within distance and actually Beat Metroid on the John. Oh and for the console action I had a ps1 with a screen for it so i would plug that **** up and go to town on Marvel vs Capcom2. I dont answer the phone unless its my girlf cuz she does the same **** (literally and figuratively). I used to do homework and **** on the toilet. its like spiritual enlightenment on the throne.

BKgen®
06-14-2008, 11:35 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2034/2095386589_7cca9d2017.jpg

HeLLo iM iZzY
06-14-2008, 11:36 AM
Every time I go on the pooper I take the laptop in with me, lol.

osnap
06-14-2008, 12:35 PM
i always either have a magazine or my laptop, no doubt

csmiths
06-14-2008, 01:04 PM
lol at this thread "taking the browns to the superbowl" made me lol, laptop is totally game, i usually put in a pinch and either got the laptop or i got my trusty iphone. but never ever talk on the phone during, thats just awkward

thepolecat
06-14-2008, 01:13 PM
Line= sex whilst deucin'

Lucky DAWG
06-14-2008, 01:23 PM
This seems like so much work to get the laptop in there and all of this other stuff.


My mom was about 100 people magazines in the bathroom, so i end up learning useless information about the latest celebrity gossip, slowly taking away my masculinity the longer i take a ****.


I've always been the get in and get out type.

2 minutes tops for a dump, i'm a strainer... this is why i will have hemroids later in life... tmi??? deal with it

osnap
06-14-2008, 01:26 PM
This seems like so much work to get the laptop in there and all of this other stuff.
this might be the laziest statement ive ever read :lmfao:

D.Choe
06-14-2008, 01:28 PM
Tell her there is no chance of electrocution, your penis isn't long enough to touch the water.:lmfao:

LOL yea you would know wouldn't ya, you ole dirty bastard


How the **** do you play videogame consoles in the bathroom?

Personally, I'll talk on the phone, go on the laptop, read, do whatever. The bathroom is my throne!

Why the hell do you smoke inside the house LOL.

well i meant more like PSP/Nintendo DS/Gameboy/Gamegear but ppl put tvs in their bathrooms so I duno

as far as the smoking goes, the fan is almost always on anyway and you're surrounded by water (sink/tub/toilet) and i spray febreze in there as well for good measure for both activities lol

Catnip
06-15-2008, 02:18 AM
I definitely take the ole laptop with me. Just no talking. At all. Or anything that involves breathing through my mouth, collecting sht particles with my tongue isn't my thing.

Ryumasi
06-15-2008, 05:50 AM
I tend to read whilst taking a shiit but I have hooked up my Dreamcast and a TV a couple times cause I knew it'd be a massive shiit and beat Street Fighter III again lol.

KREEP
06-15-2008, 12:06 PM
I take the first turd that I drop put it in my hand And write my feelings on the wall while finishing the deed. Choe great thread! I wrote my feelings about the party last night you yellow fuccer!

90_ACCORD
06-15-2008, 12:27 PM
yeah i think everyone has to do something on there
i get on the computer and play videos games and stuff like that
i know my friends do it to

sikfricks
06-15-2008, 12:58 PM
i talk on the phone,play psp, and read mags. dropping the kids of at the pool is part of my everyday life i just don't mess with the public pool there off limits for me

RandomGuy
06-15-2008, 01:39 PM
deep deeeeep introspection (no joke)

ShooterMcGavin
06-16-2008, 09:56 AM
i read regularly, used a laptop once or twice i think?

Echonova
06-16-2008, 11:07 AM
I am dropping a duece as I type this post.

Jimmy B
06-16-2008, 11:12 AM
im installing a 32" plasma in my bathroon, thats ALL i will need :)

toxxxic
06-16-2008, 11:20 AM
lol i dont see how you guys can **** for so long.

like if i were to take my laptop into the bathroom with me, i would be done by the time i opened the screen and pushed the internet button.

MistaCee
06-16-2008, 11:22 AM
lol i dont see how you guys can **** for so long.

like if i were to take my laptop into the bathroom with me, i would be done by the time i opened the screen and pushed the internet button.

buttsecks?

drobati
06-16-2008, 02:30 PM
One word.

Lumines.

DieselNuts
06-16-2008, 02:37 PM
MY LIMIT IS EATING FOOD.....FOOD IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE BATHROOM...PERIOD.

On_Her_Face
06-16-2008, 02:39 PM
i read hot rod LOL

Sammich
06-16-2008, 02:41 PM
ME ON THE TOILET IS MY ME TIME...WIFEY ON THE OTHER HAND...SHOWERS AND GOES TO THE TOILET W/ THE PHONE...WEIRDNESS

ironchef
06-16-2008, 05:04 PM
Heres to dropping a deuce and posting on IA, oh thats smelly.

TheGodfather
06-16-2008, 05:14 PM
See my thread:

I peed out ma butt.


...would provide link, but I'm on FireFox and a Mac, both of which I hate and aren't allowing me to copy and paste for some reason. Ghey.