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the ****ty ****s from my nephew... he woke up and has been throwin up and ****ting all day... Im tryin to make sure i dont catch it from him. ive been washing my hands and sprayin down stuff he touched....and has his ass quarantined in the living room.... am i safe? will i survive? :cry:
Echonova
06-10-2008, 05:36 PM
Roto-virus FTL. Get some Germ-X hand soap use it everytime you touch something... and pray.
Ryumasi
06-10-2008, 05:38 PM
Theres about a half chance you'll get it. maybe a 60-40 chance or so, give or take.
throbncawk
06-10-2008, 05:40 PM
use condoms and don't kiss him
slostang
06-10-2008, 05:43 PM
^^^ haha lol
NickHoganFan
06-10-2008, 05:45 PM
if ya have to **** him **** just make sure he pulls out you dont want the sickness inside of you
NickHoganFan
06-10-2008, 05:45 PM
i hate condoms
"The virus is spread through oral contact to fecal material, and is common in child care environments."
he has alot of explaining to do...
NickHoganFan
06-10-2008, 05:48 PM
throw him out in the street sounds like a ****in pervert to me
One_Bad_SHO
06-10-2008, 05:51 PM
Put him in the microwave.
Hulud
06-10-2008, 05:58 PM
just make sure you thoroughly cook his feces before eating them
slostang
06-10-2008, 06:01 PM
give him a protien shot. he should come back to normal.
MistaCee
06-10-2008, 06:06 PM
use condoms and don't kiss him
That was disgusting.
im ****ed, im gonna get this **** i know it....
throbncawk
06-10-2008, 06:08 PM
That was disgusting.
you know you laughed
MistaCee
06-10-2008, 06:10 PM
you know you laughed
not at all.
slostang
06-10-2008, 06:16 PM
you know you laughed
I did.
Echonova
06-10-2008, 06:24 PM
I did.We know... That's why you posted this...
give him a protien shot. he should come back to normal.
I guess if you can't lead, follow.
slostang
06-10-2008, 06:27 PM
^^^ what he said.
Echonova
06-10-2008, 06:28 PM
LOL
im just gonna have him vomit in my mouth, so i can just go ahead and get it over with...
throbncawk
06-10-2008, 06:32 PM
im just gonna have him vomit in my mouth, so i can just go ahead and get it over with...
lemon party?
Echonova
06-10-2008, 06:32 PM
im just gonna have him vomit in my mouth, so i can just go ahead and get it over with...1 kid 1 cup???
throbncawk
06-10-2008, 06:35 PM
1 kid 1 cup???
+ an octopuss = hawt
Echonova
06-10-2008, 06:36 PM
True story
1 kid 1 cup???
no cup, ill skip the middle man
Echonova
06-10-2008, 06:40 PM
Straw?
are you sure he doesnt have food poisoning?
that's normally the case when you're umm... having fluid come out of both ends.
yea could be.....i gave him some ginger ale and saltines...it helped alot...so hopefully its no virus..
toxxxic
06-10-2008, 06:45 PM
yea could be.....i gave him some ginger ale and saltines...it helped alot...so hopefully its no virus..
haha oops i guess i didnt delete that fast enough ... i posted it on the wrong name =(
but it sounds like food poisoning to me. it usually lasts like 1-2 days but its terrrrrible. did he eat out at a restaurant last night?
Echonova
06-10-2008, 06:46 PM
If it's food poisoning his sh*t will most likely be black... (Not Racise)
Echonova
06-10-2008, 06:47 PM
haha oops i guess i didnt delete that fast enough ... i posted it on the wrong name =(
but it sounds like food poisoning to me. it usually lasts like 1-2 days but its terrrrrible. did he eat out at a restaurant last night?LOLOLOLOLOL
haha oops i guess i didnt delete that fast enough ... i posted it on the wrong name =(
but it sounds like food poisoning to me. it usually lasts like 1-2 days but its terrrrrible. did he eat out at a restaurant last night?
naw they were out of town they ate at my aunts house...lol some chicken and fries..
just a headache and vomit, and some ****ing..
throbncawk
06-10-2008, 06:49 PM
Straw?
milkshake?
mr_youtoo
06-10-2008, 06:50 PM
**** off
mr_youtoo
06-10-2008, 06:50 PM
what the **** is **** this ****
NickHoganFan
06-10-2008, 06:51 PM
**** **** **** ******
TheGodfather
06-10-2008, 06:51 PM
I hope you get it.
NickHoganFan
06-10-2008, 06:52 PM
i gowts 200horses under meh chassis
Echonova
06-10-2008, 06:52 PM
what the **** is **** this ****<Insert Joke about Mom>
i just ordered a pint of magic johnson blood...
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