How can i prevent from getting...

[JITB]

the ****ty ****s from my nephew... he woke up and has been throwin up and ****ting all day... Im tryin to make sure i dont catch it from him. ive been washing my hands and sprayin down stuff he touched....and has his ass quarantined in the living room.... am i safe? will i survive? :cry:

[Echonova]

Roto-virus FTL. Get some Germ-X hand soap use it everytime you touch something... and pray.

[Ryumasi]

Theres about a half chance you'll get it. maybe a 60-40 chance or so, give or take.

[throbncawk]

use condoms and don't kiss him

[slostang]

^^^ haha lol

[NickHoganFan]

if ya have to **** him **** just make sure he pulls out you dont want the sickness inside of you

[NickHoganFan]

i hate condoms

[JITB]

"The virus is spread through oral contact to fecal material, and is common in child care environments."

he has alot of explaining to do...

[NickHoganFan]

throw him out in the street sounds like a ****in pervert to me

[One_Bad_SHO]

Put him in the microwave.

[Hulud]

just make sure you thoroughly cook his feces before eating them

[slostang]

give him a protien shot. he should come back to normal.

[MistaCee]

use condoms and don't kiss him

That was disgusting.

[JITB]

im ****ed, im gonna get this **** i know it....

[throbncawk]

That was disgusting.

you know you laughed

[MistaCee]

you know you laughed

not at all.

[slostang]

you know you laughed


I did.

[Echonova]

I did.We know... That's why you posted this...


give him a protien shot. he should come back to normal.

I guess if you can't lead, follow.

[slostang]

^^^ what he said.

[Echonova]

LOL

[JITB]

im just gonna have him vomit in my mouth, so i can just go ahead and get it over with...

[throbncawk]

im just gonna have him vomit in my mouth, so i can just go ahead and get it over with...


lemon party?

[Echonova]

im just gonna have him vomit in my mouth, so i can just go ahead and get it over with...1 kid 1 cup???

[throbncawk]

1 kid 1 cup???

+ an octopuss = hawt

[Echonova]

True story

[JITB]

1 kid 1 cup???


no cup, ill skip the middle man

[Echonova]

Straw?

[JITB]

are you sure he doesnt have food poisoning?

that's normally the case when you're umm... having fluid come out of both ends.


yea could be.....i gave him some ginger ale and saltines...it helped alot...so hopefully its no virus..

[toxxxic]

yea could be.....i gave him some ginger ale and saltines...it helped alot...so hopefully its no virus..

haha oops i guess i didnt delete that fast enough ... i posted it on the wrong name =(

but it sounds like food poisoning to me. it usually lasts like 1-2 days but its terrrrrible. did he eat out at a restaurant last night?

[Echonova]

If it's food poisoning his sh*t will most likely be black... (Not Racise)

[Echonova]

haha oops i guess i didnt delete that fast enough ... i posted it on the wrong name =(

but it sounds like food poisoning to me. it usually lasts like 1-2 days but its terrrrrible. did he eat out at a restaurant last night?LOLOLOLOLOL

[JITB]

haha oops i guess i didnt delete that fast enough ... i posted it on the wrong name =(

but it sounds like food poisoning to me. it usually lasts like 1-2 days but its terrrrrible. did he eat out at a restaurant last night?

naw they were out of town they ate at my aunts house...lol some chicken and fries..

just a headache and vomit, and some ****ing..

[throbncawk]

Straw?

milkshake?

[mr_youtoo]

**** off

[mr_youtoo]

what the **** is **** this ****

[NickHoganFan]

**** **** **** ******

[TheGodfather]

I hope you get it.

[NickHoganFan]

i gowts 200horses under meh chassis

[Echonova]

what the **** is **** this ****<Insert Joke about Mom>

[JITB]

i just ordered a pint of magic johnson blood...