So i hear there's a douchebag here on IA.

[God]

from the grapevine, i hear this kid goes to a restaurant with a group of people and his gf, is there for 6 hrs, and tips 1.50 on a 57 dollar tab, the waitress rightfully so gets pissed off and gives him back the 1.50 tip, so he gets pussyhurt and calls the place demanding to talk to the manager and tells the manager that tips are not required!!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

way to embarass a group of people because you're cheap as ****! :lmfao:

[God]

oh wait, can't leave out KILLER's myspace
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=30896105

[MistaCee]

lol

[The Ninja]

*grabs popcorn*

[itsnotarex]

*grabs popcorn*

Got any more of that?

And lol at OP's screename.

[Sport1.3]

:lmfao: @ the irony of "GOD" calling out Killer (Kyle) :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Stormhammer]

you're supposed to tip 15% of the bill ( etiquette )

[The Ninja]

Actually, now a days you should be tipping more to 20%, 15% ain't **** now. Its the minimum.

[ueyedgr8tness]

wow.. MAn i hate eating with ppl that don't tip good,its like jerking your **** spraying all over yourself and not cleaning it up,plain right nasty:(

[God]

Actually, now a days you should be tipping more to 20%, 15% ain't **** now. Its the minimum.

atlanta area= 20% minimum, if you can't pay to play, stay home.

[MistaCee]

If the waitress was a bish then all she would have gotten was a dollar from me. Not even the.50

[BEG4MRC]

If the waitress was a bish then all she would have gotten was a dollar from me. Not even the.50
So let me get this straight.

If a waitress for some reason forgot your dr. pepper you wouldn't tip her out 20%? A server is trained to always give the customer what he/she needs/wants. Give them what they want before they ask for it. Im sure he had decent service, he's just a plain cheapass cacksandwhic eating prick.

[The Ninja]

If she's cute but a *****, have a friend go get change, and give her 15% in nickles and dimes.

[Sport1.3]

If the waitress was a bish then all she would have gotten was a dollar from me. Not even the.50


She wasnt though. And this was at a trivia night, that ALL the local ppl come to every wed night. everyone loves the wait staff and due to this event, trivia was cancelled last week :(

[MistaCee]

So let me get this straight.

If a waitress for some reason forgot your dr. pepper you wouldn't tip her out 20%? A server is trained to always give the customer what he/she needs/wants. Give them what they want before they ask for it. Im sure he had decent service, he's just a plain cheapass cacksandwhic eating prick.

No I'm saying if she had bad attitude etc. I can understand forgetting drinks or orders and I never hassled waitresses for doing that. But if they act all b!tchy when I politely say you forgot something etc. I'm going to tip you sh!t. I don't personally know killer which is why I said maybe he just had bad service.

[BEG4MRC]

No I'm saying if she had bad attitude etc. I can understand forgetting drinks or orders and I never hassled waitresses for doing that. But if they act all b!tchy when I politely say you forgot something etc. I'm going to tip you sh!t. I don't personally know killer which is why I said maybe he just had bad service.
I doubt that was the case.

Even a brain damaged baboon would not tip out 1.50 on a $50 bill. C'mon, :rolleyes:

[God]

I doubt that was the case.

Even a brain damaged baboon would not tip out 1.50 on a $50 bill. C'mon, :rolleyes:


from what i hear the waitress did an awesome job.

and taking up someones table for 6 hrs, only to leave 1.50 on that much money = :2up:

way to **** it up for the group !!! :lmfao:

[Echonova]

LOL Can't wait to check this thread when I make back to Atlanta later...lulz

[Ran]

Wow, the OP got this story f*cked all the hell up.

1) He left a $5 tip on a $50 tab.

2) He was drunk and realized his mistake, then tried to give her more.

3) She was apparently a b*tch, refused his offer, and had the trivia guy announce the low tip to the public.

[MistaCee]

I doubt that was the case.

Even a brain damaged baboon would not tip out 1.50 on a $50 bill. C'mon, :rolleyes:

Lol did I say he couldn't do the math and tipped wrong? No I didn't sorry try again. + I wasn't there so I wasn't saying it was the case, just implying that it is possible.

[BEG4MRC]

from what i hear the waitress did an awesome job.

and taking up someones table for 6 hrs, only to leave 1.50 on that much money = :2up:

way to **** it up for the group !!! :lmfao:
Haha, 6 hours of wasting the waitress's time only to get 1.50 dollars out of it? What a b!tch move, I hope he dies getting ass raped by a guy named Dwayne the third foot king, seriously what a dumb twat. I work in a restarunt, that's just pathetic.

[BEG4MRC]

Lol did I say he couldn't do the math and tipped wrong? No I didn't sorry try again. + I wasn't there so I wasn't saying it was the case, just implying that it is possible.
Try again? I wasn't calling you out, don't get ahead of yourself now, hotshot.

[The Ninja]

^ What the f*ck are you saying? It seems all your posts are just missing the mark. There is a reason why you're in the red, keep posting and its gonna stay that way. Everyone will know you have no standing, and your e-penis is smaller than Ran's.

[BEG4MRC]

^ What the f*ck are you saying? It seems all your posts are just missing the mark. There is a reason why you're in the red, keep posting and its gonna stay that way. Everyone will know you have no standing, and your e-penis is smaller than Ran's.
Aren't you just adorable.

[MistaCee]

^ What the f*ck are you saying? It seems all your posts are just missing the mark. There is a reason why you're in the red, keep posting and its gonna stay that way. Everyone will know you have no standing, and your e-penis is smaller than Ran's.

Lol like really.

[Motivation]

Haha, 6 hours of wasting the waitress's time only to get 1.50 dollars out of it? What a b!tch move, I hope he dies getting ass raped by a guy named Dwayne the third foot king, seriously what a dumb twat. I work in a restarunt, that's just pathetic.

Sounds like you know this dwayne guy well... that where your name came from?

[Slow Motion]

Wow, the OP got this story f*cked all the hell up.

1) He left a $5 tip on a $50 tab.

2) He was drunk and realized his mistake, then tried to give her more.

3) She was apparently a b*tch, refused his offer, and had the trivia guy announce the low tip to the public.

o rly...


Truth revealed.

[Motivation]

Why are there always threads about other threads? Can no one be anymore creative?

[God]

Wow, the OP got this story f*cked all the hell up.

1) He left a $5 tip on a $50 tab.

2) He was drunk and realized his mistake, then tried to give her more.

3) She was apparently a b*tch, refused his offer, and had the trivia guy announce the low tip to the public.


if this were true, why did he call the next day to ***** at the manager saying he didnt have to tip?

[God]

Why are there always threads about other threads? Can no one be anymore creative?

is there already a thread about this? i browse ia once every 2-3 months for about 5 seconds :lmfao:

[Motivation]

Yeah, what Ran posted earlier is what was figured out from the other thread.

[BKgen®]

http://reformationnation.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/drama-llama.jpg

[God]

who in the hell deleted my av?

[Hulud]

hey 'god', your story has been misconstrued

ran was right for the most part, and it wasnt the next day that killer called. it was a week later after it was brought up again by the trivia guy.

just makin sure you get the facts straight

[ShooterMcGavin]

if this were true, why did he call the next day to ***** at the manager saying he didnt have to tip?
"god" is obviously unfamiliar w/the saying "believe only half of what you see and none of what you hear".

[MistaCee]

"god" is obviously unfamiliar w/the saying "believe only half of what you see and none of what you hear".

x2 Thread backfire for the OP.

[Sport1.3]

hey 'god', your story has been misconstrued

ran was right for the most part, and it wasnt the next day that killer called. it was a week later after it was brought up again by the trivia guy.

just makin sure you get the facts straight


so what was all that noise you guys were talking at Tacomac then? let us know the whole story! i heard he gave a **** tip, never anything about all this polite business

[Hulud]

so what was all that noise you guys were talking at Tacomac then? let us know the whole story! i heard he gave a **** tip, never anything about all this polite business
i wasnt outside with you all at taco mac so i dont know what was said.

people were probably hyping it up because half the people that come out look to justin like he's a god or something :lmfao:

[Sport1.3]

i wasnt outside with you all at taco mac so i dont know what was said.

people were probably hyping it up because half the people that come out look to justin like he's a god or something :lmfao:


who the **** is justin?

[Hulud]

heres the story:

killer gave a 4 dollar tip on a 4x.xx tab. he was drunk the watiress went to the trivia guy and told hom and he announced it over the PA.

killer then goes up to her and tries to apologize and give her $10 more (i believe it was 10)

she says "no its too late now" and rejects the $$

killer lets it slide until he finds out it was mentioned again the following week, then he calls up the manager.

tells her what i just posted, none of this crap about "i dont have to leave a tip"

she apologized and said she would talk to the waitress and told killer that next time he comes a pitcher of beer is on the house.

[Hulud]

who the **** is justin?
b@d @pple

glasses, tats

[ShooterMcGavin]

heres the story:

killer gave a 4 dollar tip on a 4x.xx tab. he was drunk the watiress went to the trivia guy and told hom and he announced it over the PA.

killer then goes up to her and tries to apologize and give her $5 more (i believe it was 10)

she says "no its too late now" and rejects the $$

killer lets it slide until he finds out it was mentioned again the following week, then he calls up the manager.

tells her what i just posted, none of this crap about "i dont have to leave a tip"

she apologized and said she would talk to the waitress and told killer that next time he comes a pitcher of beer is on the house.
pretty sure it was 5...

[Hulud]

ok i wasnt sure about how much he tried to give her back

[BobbyFresco]

Either way, 4 on 40 or 50 is still a bs tip....and I personally tip more when I'm drunk....

[Ran]

heres the story:

killer gave a 4 dollar tip on a 4x.xx tab. he was drunk the watiress went to the trivia guy and told hom and he announced it over the PA.

killer then goes up to her and tries to apologize and give her $10 more (i believe it was 10)

she says "no its too late now" and rejects the $$

killer lets it slide until he finds out it was mentioned again the following week, then he calls up the manager.

tells her what i just posted, none of this crap about "i dont have to leave a tip"

she apologized and said she would talk to the waitress and told killer that next time he comes a pitcher of beer is on the house.AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!! CAN I GET AN AMEN BROTHA?!

[Sport1.3]

heres the story:

killer gave a 4 dollar tip on a 4x.xx tab. he was drunk the watiress went to the trivia guy and told hom and he announced it over the PA.

killer then goes up to her and tries to apologize and give her $10 more (i believe it was 10)

she says "no its too late now" and rejects the $$

killer lets it slide until he finds out it was mentioned again the following week, then he calls up the manager.

tells her what i just posted, none of this crap about "i dont have to leave a tip"

she apologized and said she would talk to the waitress and told killer that next time he comes a pitcher of beer is on the house.

then why the **** was trivia cancelled and why all the hate/drama? it was hilarious when he announced it. i've never been that drunk and not atleast left 20% :thinking: ...either way something ****ed up happened

[Hulud]

i agree it is a **** tip lol

im just stating the most correct facts i can

[Hulud]

then why the **** was trivia cancelled and why all the hate/drama? it was hilarious when he announced it. i've never been that drunk and not atleast left 20% :thinking: ...either way something ****ed up happened
cancelled because of school according to alec (the guy who usually does trivia)

all the drama because its IA lol

[Sport1.3]

b@d @pple

glasses, tats


oh tat guy, yeah he's pretty funny

[Sport1.3]

Either way, 4 on 40 or 50 is still a bs tip....and I personally tip more when I'm drunk....


werd. then in the morning see the recipe. "WTF $37 tip! :( "

[Hulud]

oh tat guy, yeah he's pretty funny
yea he is

[Killer]

heres the story:

killer gave a 4 dollar tip on a 4x.xx tab. he was drunk the watiress went to the trivia guy and told hom and he announced it over the PA.

killer then goes up to her and tries to apologize and give her $10 more (i believe it was 10)

she says "no its too late now" and rejects the $$

killer lets it slide until he finds out it was mentioned again the following week, then he calls up the manager.

tells her what i just posted, none of this crap about "i dont have to leave a tip"

she apologized and said she would talk to the waitress and told killer that next time he comes a pitcher of beer is on the house.

close.. i gave her another 5 bucks... not ten... she rejected.. i insisted and apologized again.. and she took the 5.. and laughed about it....


but LIRL at the OP!!!!
1. get you're stories straight...
2. man i miss my beard. i was all kinds a white trashy with that thing.
3. thanks for the attn... and for staring at my pictures/myspace... but i'm taken.. and only like vag.

[Leadfoot_mf]

close.. i gave her another 5 bucks... not ten... she rejected.. i insisted and apologized again.. and she took the 5.. and laughed about it....


but LIRL at the OP!!!!
1. get you're stories straight...
2. man i miss my beard. i was all kinds a white trashy with that thing.
3. thanks for the attn... and for staring at my pictures/myspace... but i'm taken.. and only like vag.liar

[Sport1.3]

we will all tip her an extra dollar next time to make up for your insolence lulz

[BobbyFresco]

werd. then in the morning see the recipe. "WTF $37 tip! :( "

reps!
I think that EVERYONE should work in the service industry at least once in their lives...and you should always take care of your server or bartender and moreso a place that you go to frequently...

[Sport1.3]

liar


:lmfao:

[Killer]

i agree it is a **** tip lol

im just stating the most correct facts i can

i agree as well... it was one horrid tip... i just wasn't thinking clearly and rounded up the the nearest whole dollar amount basically... I even said to chante shortly after that...

"why didn't you fill this out for me again???" lol


i normally leave 20% or more especially for the MM waiters/waitresses cause they deal with all of us IA a$$holes all night...


but ah, **** happens... i let it go until i found out it was brought up again and i politely spoke to the manager about it all... praising olivia and joe both about their services other than the incident.. the manager even thanked me for not being a jerk about it and flipping out on her... and i never asked for any sort of "free" anything..

[Killer]

we will all tip her an extra dollar next time to make up for your insolence lulz

it's time for me to start using my "EZ TIP CALCULATOR" lol

[Sport1.3]

it's time for me to start using my "EZ TIP CALCULATOR" lol


:lmfao: we'll all spot check your math afterwards just to make sure

[Killer]

cancelled because of school according to alec (the guy who usually does trivia)

all the drama because its IA lol

lirl ^^^ werd....




and yeah, there's no way they'd let something this small cause that big of a problem... like i said.. it's not like i called up raising hell at all....

[Leadfoot_mf]

it's time for me to start using my "EZ TIP CALCULATOR" lol
if you think it will help, the finger and toe counting is not working out for you. :goodjob:

[Sport1.3]

checks and balances son


chick has baby mouths to feed :D

[Killer]

:lmfao: we'll all spot check your math afterwards just to make sure


lol!!!! :D

9 times out of ten i get chante to do it... but i wanted to write
"extra stuff" on the ticket so i think that's why i snatched it up and did it myself.. lol


extra stuff = boobies.. and i love you!! lol

i'm ridiculous...

[Sport1.3]

lol!!!! :D

9 times out of ten i get chante to do it... but i wanted to write
"extra stuff" on the ticket so i think that's why i snatched it up and did it myself.. lol


extra stuff = boobies.. and i love you!! lol

i'm ridiculous...


chante? what happened to calling her Kelly? GD if there is a loop, i'm out of it!! :no:

[ShooterMcGavin]

werd. then in the morning see the recipe. "WTF $37 tip! :( "
:thinking:

[ShooterMcGavin]

reps!
I think that EVERYONE should work in the service industry at least once in their lives...and you should always take care of your server or bartender and moreso a place that you go to frequently...
i have worked in the service industry and agree that sh*tty service = lesser/no tip.

[ShooterMcGavin]

:lmfao: we'll all spot check your math afterwards just to make sure
just have him ask me :goodjob:

[Killer]

chante? what happened to calling her Kelly? GD if there is a loop, i'm out of it!! :no:


well i always call her chante..... since that is her name... just ia knows her as kelly

[BobbyFresco]

i have worked in the service industry and agree that sh*tty service = lesser/no tip.



I agree but no mention was made of bad service in this story....

I dont however agree with her putting Killer on blast like that...
When you're a bartender or server, you take the good with the bad and anywhere else, she would have been fired for that...

[Ed]

lol @ op being a retard and thread backfiring.

get your facts straight first before you come try to bash on someone dumbass

[Leadfoot_mf]

didnt you piss off that one guy that works there? and i called on your behalf and raised holy hell with them. i told them i was you.

[Killer]

i have worked in the service industry and agree that sh*tty service = lesser/no tip.

truth...

don't get me wrong she wasn't a horrible waitress... BUT not like she was perfect... and it's not like she was constantly serving me for the 4 hrs i was there... she brought me 2 pitchers a small pizza and two shots...

and i went to the bar to order the shots cause she hadn't come out in awhile... it'd be diff had i been drinking something that she had to refill constantly or something.. but it just wasn't the case...

yes she deserved a decent tip... no she didn't bust @$$ making sure i was well taken care of...

[Killer]

I agree but no mention was made of bad service in this story....

I dont however agree with her putting Killer on blast like that...
When you're a bartender or server, you take the good with the bad and anywhere else, she would have been fired for that...

exactly.. i coulda been real **** about this whole thing... and i wasn't... i didn't want anyone losing their job over me...

[Sport1.3]

:thinking:


i'm a horrible drunk tipper, i always tip like way over. Ask liz (when she used to hang out), i would get wasted and tip her more then the bill was :lmfao:

[Killer]

didnt you piss off that one guy that works there? and i called on your behalf and raised holy hell with them. i told them i was you.

?

what?


are you talking to ed or me???


and yeah dude man thought i said something to his girlfriend that one night... but he wasn't working that night..

lol if you really called.... but i highly doubt you did...

[Sport1.3]

just have him ask me :goodjob:


****ing asians and math.....just isnt fair :cry:

[Barefoot]

atlanta area= 20% minimum, if you can't pay to play, stay home.fuck that they get what they earned with 15% being the max. 20% i want a fuckin blow job with the meal.

[Ed]

I didnt piss anyone off there ;)

[Leadfoot_mf]

?

what?


are you talking to ed or me???


and yeah dude man thought i said something to his girlfriend that one night... but he wasn't working that night..

lol if you really called.... but i highly doubt you did...
lol if i knew about this i would of actually called and said i was you lol and said i would never come back. lol then sit back and wait for them to fucc with your food lol.

yep that guy and his girl i think i was drunk that night or you were.

[Killer]

lol if i knew about this i would of actually called and said i was you lol and said i would never come back. lol then sit back and wait for them to fucc with your food lol.

yep that guy and his girl i think i was drunk that night or you were.


i was a tiny bit tipsy that night... you seemed pretty drunk though..

but yeah, you called me after i left and let me know he was running his mouth.. lol

[Sport1.3]

fuck that they get what they earned with 15% being the max. 20% i want a fuckin blow job with the meal.


:no:

i agree you tip on the service recieved, but 15% max is cheapskate son...and i would know, because i'm jew cheap :D

[Killer]

****ing asians and math.....just isnt fair :cry:

yeah, but it's kinda a burden too... i mean they can't look at their wieners without knowing exactly how many centimeters small it is....

[The Ninja]

LOL

[Leadfoot_mf]

yeah, but it's kinda a burden too... i mean they can't look at their wieners without knowing exactly how many centimeters small it is....
burn :lmfao:

[ksniperfox]

that ***** is UGLY!

[Reaper]

cliffs?

all i saw was the first page...I go away for 2 hours and its up to 5pages and im too lazy to read it all

[psycho_freke]

I wouldn't tip at all if service was that bad. $1.50 out of a $57 tab is like 3% and that's just an insult at that point. Dude and his girl are ugly as hell btw, and he's got some serious fag music going on with his myspace page.

Oh, and the asians knowing their penis size because they're good at math comment: :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[OTG Signs]

A lot of the people in this thread claiming they know everything weren't even there.

[OTG Signs]

I wouldn't tip at all if service was that bad. $1.50 out of a $57 tab is like 3% and that's just an insult at that point. Dude and his girl are ugly as hell btw, and he's got some serious fag music going on with his myspace page.

Oh, and the asians knowing their penis size because they're good at math comment: :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Service wasn't bad. At all. Period. It's always excellent.

[BTLFED]

Wow. I'm glad I didn't go.

[OTG Signs]

Wow. I'm glad I didn't go.

You never go any more. It's been hard enough dragging Justin out these past few weeks!

[81911SC]

he's got some serious fag music going on with his myspace page.
You realize that if he wanted to, he could steal either of your two daddys and **** them right?
GTFO, f@ggot.

[ShooterMcGavin]

You never go any more. It's been hard enough dragging Justin out these past few weeks!
who're you again? :thinking:

[ShooterMcGavin]

yeah, but it's kinda a burden too... i mean they can't look at their wieners without knowing exactly how many centimeters small it is....
bouchedag, see if you get any support in the future :chuckles:

[OTG Signs]

who're you again? :thinking:

Think... Element SC.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Think... Element SC.
powers? really? you've been on ia since '04?

[OTG Signs]

powers? really? you've been on ia since '04?

Hiding in the cracks, yessir.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Hiding in the cracks, yessir.
well i'll be damned :cheers: i knew that name looked familiar (isn't that your handle on OT?)

[OTG Signs]

well i'll be damned :cheers: i knew that name looked familiar (isn't that your handle on OT?)

Yes it is, but not for long. Going to try to get "LOLABOX" to match my plate. :)

[Psycho]

I hate ****ty tippers. If you're too much of a jew to tip accordingly, then why go to a restaurant?

[ShooterMcGavin]

Yes it is, but not for long. Going to try to get "LOLABOX" to match my plate. :)
haha, nice. when'd you trade in the z for the sc?

[OTG Signs]

haha, nice. when'd you trade in the z for the sc?

4-5 weeks ago. I sold the Z to a guy in NC, then went to Honda Carland and had my SC shipped in.

It needs 20's and a drop so bad. Example:

http://a715.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_54b774785938c4fefd65a5c4803b8912.jpg

[ShooterMcGavin]

4-5 weeks ago. I sold the Z to a guy in NC, then went to Honda Carland and had my SC shipped in.

It needs 20's and a drop so bad. Example:

http://a715.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_54b774785938c4fefd65a5c4803b8912.jpg
sweet, i want a ride sometime. always liked the elements and the SC is just that much better. congrats :goodjob:

[OTG Signs]

sweet, i want a ride sometime. always liked the elements and the SC is just that much better. congrats :goodjob:

Jeff, Kat, and Danny rode with me last night to twisted taco. They played around with the interior for about 30 minutes. :lmfao:

[BTLFED]

You never go any more. It's been hard enough dragging Justin out these past few weeks!

It's because me and Justin are BFF.

I mean damn, have you seen fuking gas lately? I have to take out a loan to fill up my truck.

[OTG Signs]

It's because me and Justin are BFF.

I mean damn, have you seen fuking gas lately? I have to take out a loan to fill up my truck.

Gas prices don't really bother me. I've put 4500 miles on my box in ~5 weeks. :lmfao:

You missed me picking up one of the hostesses at Taco Mac. Made for a good laugh. :D

[BTLFED]

Gas prices don't really bother me. I've put 4500 miles on my box in ~5 weeks. :lmfao:

You missed me picking up one of the hostesses at Taco Mac. Made for a good laugh. :D

Hell I would own an Element if it would tow 5,000lbs. I tow Civics and Boats and Bikes from time to time and an Element won't do that.

You got them digits?! :lmfao:

[OTG Signs]

Hell I would own an Element if it would tow 5,000lbs. I tow Civics and Boats and Bikes from time to time and an Element won't do that.

You got them digits?! :lmfao:

Only 1,000 lbs.. I want to get a trailer custom made for a Ruckus and tow that little bastard around. :lmfao:

Apparently I didn't act quick enough on Olivia's singularity, so when we chose the new location, I acted immediately. :lmfao:

[Psycho]

BFF lol ghey

[BTLFED]

Only 1,000 lbs.. I want to get a trailer custom made for a Ruckus and tow that little bastard around. :lmfao:

Apparently I didn't act quick enough on Olivia's singularity, so when we chose the new location, I acted immediately. :lmfao:

Yeah that would be awesome lol!

So what is the new location?

[OTG Signs]

Yeah that would be awesome lol!

So what is the new location?

I don't want to say it here in case ****ty tippers see it and want to come poorly tip other waitresses. :lmfao:

I'll PM it to you.

[BTLFED]

I don't want to say it here in case ****ty tippers see it and want to come poorly tip other waitresses. :lmfao:

I'll PM it to you.

Hahaha Read: Killer's not allowed. :lmfao:

Plus since I hate 95% of IA we shouldn't post it because the ******s might show up and fuk it up.

[OTG Signs]

Hahaha Read: Killer's not allowed. :lmfao:

Plus since I hate 95% of IA we shouldn't post it because the ******s might show up and fuk it up.

****ing werd.

It needs to be contained to the regulars that came to MM, sat together, and tipped well. :lmfao:

[BTLFED]

****ing werd.

It needs to be contained to the regulars that came to MM, sat together, and tipped well. :lmfao:

Yeah, all....5 of us. :tongue1:

:lmfao:

[ironchef]

BTLFED notes?

[OTG Signs]

Yeah, all....5 of us. :tongue1:

:lmfao:

****, last wednesday we had at least ten! :lmfao:

[BTLFED]

****, last wednesday we had at least ten! :lmfao:

Was Epic b00bs there? I haven't seen her in a while. ;)

[OTG Signs]

Was Epic b00bs there? I haven't seen her in a while. ;)

No. She hasn't been in a while. Apparently her new meds make her ****ing nuts. Surprise! :lmfao:

[BTLFED]

No. She hasn't been in a while. Apparently her new meds make her ****ing nuts. Surprise! :lmfao:

You mean she wasn't fuking nuts before? :lmfao:

Man I miss those b00bs. :(

[OTG Signs]

You mean she wasn't fuking nuts before? :lmfao:

Man I miss those b00bs. :(

I think we all do. They were community tits. :lmfao:

[BTLFED]

I think we all do. They were community tits. :lmfao:

I still have a pic of them :ninja:

[OTG Signs]

I still have a pic of them :ninja:

As everyone should. :lmfao:

[BTLFED]

As everyone should. :lmfao:

After all, they are Epic b00bs. ;)

[God]

cancelled because of school according to alec (the guy who usually does trivia)

all the drama because its IA lol


lol this only means one thing on IA

THREAD SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[God]

I still have a pic of them :ninja:

:boobies: pm me with it now!

[God]

Hell I would own an Element if it would tow 5,000lbs. I tow Civics and Boats and Bikes from time to time and an Element won't do that.

You got them digits?! :lmfao:

i need to tell u about a whale of a car i got for free that tows 5k lbs

[God]

cliffs?

all i saw was the first page...I go away for 2 hours and its up to 5pages and im too lazy to read it all
i go away for a day and its gone hilarious.

[TheGodfather]

x2 with whoever said that b!tch is ugly.

PAPER BAG THAT HO!

[One_Bad_SHO]

He's prolly saving the money he would have used to tip the waitress for facial reconstruction for his gf. Looks like she came straight out of a Picasso painting.

[Brett]

Leaving a $1.50 after a 6 hour visit is a total b*tch move

[Hulud]

lol this only means one thing on IA

THREAD SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
truth! lol

[Killer]

lol at haters

[Kelly]

x2 with whoever said that b!tch is ugly.

PAPER BAG THAT HO!

Lol... wtf? I did nothing, why did I get thrown into this?

[Killer]

Lol... wtf? I did nothing, why did I get thrown into this?


because it's ia... that's what people do...

don't let it get to you babe...

[ShooterMcGavin]

I still have a pic of them :ninja:
el o el, who doesn't? :D

[ShooterMcGavin]

I think we all do. They were community tits. :lmfao:
lollerfluckingcoaster @ community tits :lmfao:

[Killer]

wayne son... i'm lovin the new sig!! lol

[Hulud]

friday night bitches

im gonna be drinking all day lol

[Sport1.3]

friday night bitches

im gonna be drinking all day lol


I'm peeing in your miata :lmfao:

[HalfBaked]

I would have told the Trivia guy to announce how I got a bad tip too, make everyone else feel sorry for me and tip me better.

[Killer]

I'm peeing in your miata :lmfao:

i may drink nothing but water all day/night just for this reason...

[Killer]

I would have told the Trivia guy to announce how I got a bad tip too, make everyone else feel sorry for me and tip me better.

matter of fact i use to leave you tips you didn't even deserve... and all i got out of it was aids :(

[Sport1.3]

i may drink nothing but water all day/night just for this reason...


5 man foutain of piss on brians car :lmfao:

[HalfBaked]

matter of fact i use to leave you tips you didn't even deserve... and all i got out of it was aids :(
I never deserve to make the money I do lol. People just like me, I add "fun" to the menu...


LOL.

[Sport1.3]

i heard a ton of dudes pee'd on some SUV last time

[Killer]

i heard a ton of dudes pee'd on some SUV last time

yea... i heard too...


good thing i sold it to mexicans....

[Sport1.3]

yea... i heard too...


good thing i sold it to mexicans....


:lmfao: it was yours? :lmfao:

oh well, someone elses problem now

[Killer]

I never deserve to make the money I do lol. People just like me, I add "fun" to the menu...


LOL.

lirl!

[Killer]

:lmfao: it was yours? :lmfao:

oh well, someone elses problem now

yeah man... it was... you buncha fags..

hoooslude did it first... then we washed it off... then at some other point in the night you stooges did it again...


and didn't rinse it off... BUT craig and i did some dirty stuff to huluds miata.... but when i sobered up before i left i washed it off...

so i still came out with a piss covered montero and i didn't really get to retaliate...



but it's on now... it's on...

[Sport1.3]

yeah man... it was... you buncha fags..

hoooslude did it first... then we washed it off... then at some other point in the night you stooges did it again...


and didn't rinse it off... BUT craig and i did some dirty stuff to huluds miata.... but when i sobered up before i left i washed it off...

so i still came out with a piss covered montero and i didn't really get to retaliate...



but it's on now... it's on...


hey i didnt pee on it, but had i known that was all going on at that time....i would have :ninja:

[Killer]

hey i didnt pee on it, but had i known that was all going on at that time....i would have :ninja:

exactly... so it's on...

[Sport1.3]

exactly... so it's on...

not driving there :lmfao:

[Killer]

not driving there :lmfao:

i'm going for the shoes then..... since wayne will make you take them off!! lol

[BTLFED]

i need to tell u about a whale of a car i got for free that tows 5k lbs

The pic of the rack is on my phone. :( LOL

And what are you talking about a whale of a free car? Explain.

And LOL at these people talking sh!t to you when you are one of the originals on here. :lmfao:

[Friggintitsman]

This forum is full of douchebags.

I for one am an A S S hole.

[ultm8mind]

You can always move to Europe where you don't tip, but I find myself still tipping. It's just habit. But if my waiter/waitress sucks their tip will reflect or be non-existent. Not like it happens much but it has..........

[Hulud]

i may drink nothing but water all day/night just for this reason...
you already pissed on it douchebag lol

[Hulud]

exactly... so it's on...
piss on my car again and i will give chante a golden shower :lmfao:

[Hulud]

hey i didnt pee on it, but had i known that was all going on at that time....i would have :ninja:
*cough*BULLSH!T*cough*

[Killer]

you already pissed on it douchebag lol

no i didn't.... i poured random drinks on it.... and the ash cup... i never pissed on it...

your brother tried to piss on it but couldn't...


either way your car was clean when you got in it the next morning... mine wasn't..... so we're not even.

[Killer]

*cough*BULLSH!T*cough*



i thought you guys said he did too....


now it's really on... he's gonna have one great tasting beer that night...

[Killer]

And LOL at these people talking sh!t to you when you are one of the originals on here. :lmfao:



more like LOL at people who don't know what they're talking about.


and LOL at people who can't read.

[ShooterMcGavin]

i have no plans to get nearly as fawked up as i was last time, i see bishes randomly pissing around my house and not outside or on each others cars and y'all will get tossed the fvck out :yes: :D

[Hulud]

i thought you guys said he did too....


now it's really on... he's gonna have one great tasting beer that night...
yea he did, i have proof of him telling someone else he did lol

[Hulud]

i have no plans to get nearly as fawked up as i was last time, i see bishes randomly pissing around my house and not outside or on each others cars and y'all will get tossed the fvck out :yes: :D
yea ill help kick them out. but i think me and the_goob and linda are gonna be wasted by the time you get home from work LOL

[ShooterMcGavin]

yea ill help kick them out. but i think me and the_goob and linda are gonna be wasted by the time you get home from work LOL
indeed, guess i'll have to regulate come friday :police:

[Hulud]

just bring the chinese fury!!!!!

[ShooterMcGavin]

just bring the chinese fury!!!!!
if chinese fury = ar fury then :yes:

[Hulud]

lol

[Ran]

if chinese fury = ar fury then :yes:Chinese Fury =

http://i26.tinypic.com/8wcndu.jpg

[Killer]

i have no plans to get nearly as fawked up as i was last time, i see bishes randomly pissing around my house and not outside or on each others cars and y'all will get tossed the fvck out :yes: :D

lirl....


i'm just gonna push brian off the balcony and pee on him... and then just yell

"oh i didn't mean to i didn't know it was there!!"