The Craigslist Chronicles, Vol. 3

[TheProfiteer]

Ladies and Gentlemen, low and behold, a force mightier than the ATL pride parade.

It is time for the 3rd annual Craigslist Chronicle. :boobies:

Lets begin with this lovely specimen, straight from the bowels of hickville, Dallas GA. It likes Whiaate Waters, and Budwieser beer, has her a free coupon to just about anything south of her trailer park, Yeeeeeeeeehaw!!!!! If you is a fireman, she be hootin and hollerin non-stop over der yonder at the Whiaate Waters.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/706043633.html

Next we have Aquashonda, she says she loves the smell of tropical coconuts, probably cause she looks like a coconut, a f u c k i n coconut with corn rows. Cornonut!! http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/705768882.html

I didnt really want to make fun of her, but in all honestly this ***** couldnt get laid at a Georgia Tech Party, where the only drink served is XanaX laced Everclear. God be with her, I bet she doesnt even know that girls shave thier cooters, by now your gonna need a weed whacker on that thing. Cute round girl?!?! More like old school nintendo charecter (kirby) desperatly in need of human interaction.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/705749973.html

All I gota say is this ***** is straight up dellusional. "I am in search of a marriage-minded SBM. He must be caring, honest, intelligent, attractive, romantic, sincere and compassionate. He must not do any drugs of any kind" ***** good luck finding a crack head that will have the balls to go out with you in public. Only way anyone would **** this is she paid them, in rocks.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/704866113.html

and Finnaly, this is Aquashonda's sister, Shaniqulosha, and all i gota say is
LIRL! the word UGLY does this ***** absolutely no justice.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/703580995.html

[Tech5]

lololol

[Tech5]

Ugly men i mean women i think

[FriskyWalrus]

i literally took the time to read all their sh*t. yeah. theres no hope.

[slostang]

have some useless reps...









lirl

[TheProfiteer]

lol I cant stop laughing at the first biatch. She, er, him, it, whatever it is, obviously didnt finish first grade.


"when you REPLAY send picture"

[FriskyWalrus]

lol I cant stop laughing at the first biatch. She, er, him, it, whatever it is, obviously didnt finish first grade.


"when you REPLAY send picture"i looked right over that lol. gotta love horrible spelling

[3.5altman]

now this is some funny **** :lmfao: :lmfao:

[x Resilience]

Looking for a date I see.

[Ed]

Ladies and Gentlemen, low and behold, a force mightier than the ATL pride parade.

It is time for the 3rd annual Craigslist Chronicle. :boobies:

Lets begin with this lovely specimen, straight from the bowels of hickville, Dallas GA. It likes Whiaate Waters, and Budwieser beer, has her a free coupon to just about anything south of her trailer park, Yeeeeeeeeehaw!!!!! If you is a fireman, she be hootin and hollerin non-stop over der yonder at the Whiaate Waters.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/706043633.html


lol theres a couple of firemen that work here parttime i sent that to them they got a kick out of it.

one said, "i will send her a picture of me, my wife and kids and ask if i can still go"

lolol

[MistaCee]

Looking for a date I see.

x2 he probrably wrote them and got played:lmfao: Uber fail.

[Tech5]

I think I am going to contact one these an give them QD's Phone number BAhahahhaa

[AnthonyF]

wow....I didnt think people would stoop that low to find a date. That is CL....it's basically like a big flea market. haha

-Ant.

[Tech5]

yeah you need a date Ant lol...Ill get you hooked up...
wow....I didnt think people would stoop that low to find a date. That is CL....it's basically like a big flea market. haha

-Ant.

[Tech5]

BTW are you there PIMP:lmfao:
Ladies and Gentlemen, low and behold, a force mightier than the ATL pride parade.

It is time for the 3rd annual Craigslist Chronicle. :boobies:

Lets begin with this lovely specimen, straight from the bowels of hickville, Dallas GA. It likes Whiaate Waters, and Budwieser beer, has her a free coupon to just about anything south of her trailer park, Yeeeeeeeeehaw!!!!! If you is a fireman, she be hootin and hollerin non-stop over der yonder at the Whiaate Waters.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/706043633.html

Next we have Aquashonda, she says she loves the smell of tropical coconuts, probably cause she looks like a coconut, a f u c k i n coconut with corn rows. Cornonut!! http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/705768882.html

I didnt really want to make fun of her, but in all honestly this ***** couldnt get laid at a Georgia Tech Party, where the only drink served is XanaX laced Everclear. God be with her, I bet she doesnt even know that girls shave thier cooters, by now your gonna need a weed whacker on that thing. Cute round girl?!?! More like old school nintendo charecter (kirby) desperatly in need of human interaction.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/705749973.html

All I gota say is this ***** is straight up dellusional. "I am in search of a marriage-minded SBM. He must be caring, honest, intelligent, attractive, romantic, sincere and compassionate. He must not do any drugs of any kind" ***** good luck finding a crack head that will have the balls to go out with you in public. Only way anyone would **** this is she paid them, in rocks.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/704866113.html

and Finnaly, this is Aquashonda's sister, Shaniqulosha, and all i gota say is
LIRL! the word UGLY does this ***** absolutely no justice.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/703580995.html

[DieselNuts]

I didnt really want to make fun of her, but in all honestly this ***** couldnt get laid at a Georgia Tech Party, where the only drink served is XanaX laced Everclear. God be with her, I bet she doesnt even know that girls shave thier cooters, by now your gonna need a weed whacker on that thing. Cute round girl?!?! More like old school nintendo charecter (kirby) desperatly in need of human interaction.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: breath :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Leadfoot_mf]

BTW are you there PIMP:lmfao: by there you mean their?

[osnap]

...wow. That first one is just.... wow.

[x Resilience]

by there you mean their?

x2 :D

[SiRed94]

that fat b!tch in the 3rd link knows damn well she has never been hiking... hahah

[FriskyWalrus]

that fat b!tch in the 3rd link knows damn well she has never been hiking... hahahshe says she went hiking. she probably made it 5 feet then was out of breath

[Miranda]

How cliche' is it that the fat chick had the best grammar out of all of them?


Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, y0?!

[TheProfiteer]

Be on the look out for another edition of the Craigslist Chronicles. COMING SOON to a thread near you.