Liberty City Police Face Allegations Of Incompetence, Brutality

[Ran]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/liberty_city_police_face


"I was buying a hot dog from a street vendor in Hove Beach yesterday when I saw someone run a red light, barrel down the sidewalk, careen into a garbage truck, exit his vehicle, steal a nearby convertible, and drive away," one Broker resident reported. "A nearby police car didn't even react. But when the car behind him nicked his fender, the officer shot the driver through the windshield and walked away."

"That is not the kind of law enforcement we want for our community," he added.

[MistaCee]

"I was shot 14 times on my way to work today, including twice by police," said one Algonquin-area resident. "That is unacceptable."

LIRL!

[wantboost]

lol

i hate that website though

[Ran]

i hate that website thoughReally? Why? They make fun of everything that deserves to be made fun of. Hockey, dieting, NASCAR, movies, ect...

[Grnblur]

thats awesome +reps

[revsk8erdude]

pretty good there.

[Alan®]

Really? Why? They make fun of everything that deserves to be made fun of. Hockey, dieting, NASCAR, movies, ect...
You should be shot for having that on this list. I can understand nascar and movies but hockey? :2up:

[Ran]

You should be shot for having that on this list. I can understand nascar and movies but hockey? :2up:http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nhl_star_called_up_to_big_leagues

lulz

[MistaCee]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nhl_star_called_up_to_big_leagues

lulz

LIRL! Do you think he'll be able to take the pressure of the crowd?

Yea I'm sure he can, there are fans that actually want you to win.
Its not just mom and dad anymore.:lmfao:

[Ran]

Yea I'm sure he can, there are fans that actually want you to win.
Its not just mom and dad anymore.:lmfao:"Thanks to Jessie Greengrass, our correspondant covering everything sports...and hockey too."

:lmfao:

[Brett]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/liberty_city_police_face

I know in GTA4 the Liberty City police are brutal to me also, So this makes sense!! LOL

[EJ25RUN]

that was good.

[Ed]

lulz!

nice find

[ShooterMcGavin]

wtf is wrong w/hockey? :thinking:

btw, anyone hear they're coming out w/theonion movie??

[Ed]

yeah it's out on dvd already

[ShooterMcGavin]

orly?

[Alan®]

hockey>football /discussion

[ShooterMcGavin]

hockey>football /discussion
^^^that's how i know you're retarded...

[Ed]

orly?

http://closetenvironmentalist.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/ya-rly.jpg

http://www.blockbuster.com/catalog/movieDetails/245799

[Alan®]

^^^that's how i know you're retarded...
I would rather watch hockey all day than football. Excitement wise the Stanley Cup Finals are more exciting and entertaining to watch than the Super Bowl. If you have never watched the stanley cup finals then don't speak.

[MistaCee]

I would rather watch hockey all day than football. Excitement wise the Stanley Cup Finals are more exciting and entertaining to watch than the Super Bowl. If you have never watched the stanley cup finals then don't speak.

Does watching too mins then turning the channel because of beginning to feel like a bored drunk redneck count?

[Alan®]

Does watching too mins then turning the channel because of beginning to feel like a bored drunk redneck count?
:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Humphrizzle]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/liberty_city_police_face

lawl

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

"Coming up next, police say they hope to pull out of Detriot by the year 2012"


BUUUAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHA

[Kevykev]

Nice, LCPD Status

[redrumracer]

You should be shot for having that on this list. I can understand nascar and movies but hockey? :2up:
because hockey suck :D