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ShooterMcGavin
05-30-2008, 08:22 AM
i'm dj'ing a sweet 16 party saturday. go ahead, be jealous :chuckles: :bump: :idb:






































































































here's to hoping i don't end up in the slammer :lmao: :lmfao:

Ran
05-30-2008, 08:22 AM
i'm dj'ing a sweet 16 party saturday. go ahead, be jealous :chuckles: :lmfao:

here's to hoping i don't end up in the slammer :lmao: :lmfao:She's legal so I'm not jealous. Have fun though. They call it "sweet 16" for a reason. :lickpuss:

Sammich
05-30-2008, 08:23 AM
/fail

ShooterMcGavin
05-30-2008, 08:28 AM
there could be 15 yr olds there :ninja: :lmao:

Sammich
05-30-2008, 08:29 AM
time, date, location, phone numbers, tv shows?

Ran
05-30-2008, 08:29 AM
there could be 15 yr olds there :ninja: :lmao:Very possible. I'll keep my cellphone on incase you need to forward me details and location. :cheers:

ShooterMcGavin
05-30-2008, 08:32 AM
time, date, location, phone numbers, tv shows?
1-5pm, saturday 5/31, cobb county, 404-KIK-ROKS, cops/nbc dateline/law&order svu/judge joe brown

Brett
05-30-2008, 08:33 AM
i'm dj'ing a sweet 16 party saturday. go ahead, be jealous :chuckles: :bump: :idb:






































































































here's to hoping i don't end up in the slammer :lmao: :lmfao:

Invite me, I will be sure to end up in Jail with ya so I can keep you company...LOL

ShooterMcGavin
05-30-2008, 08:34 AM
Invite me, I will be sure to end up in Jail with ya so I can keep you company...LOL
last thing i want is you in jail with me at the same time you old sicko :gay: :D

Sammich
05-30-2008, 08:34 AM
1-5pm, saturday 5/31, cobb county, 404-KIK-ROKS, cops/nbc dateline/law&order svu/judge joe brown

in for law and order :lmfao:

Miranda
05-30-2008, 08:39 AM
Wayne, you're aweful!

Besides, like Ran said... those guys don't dig the 16+ crowd. 14 and under dude...

Ran
05-30-2008, 08:40 AM
Wayne, you're aweful!

Besides, like Ran said... those guys don't dig the 16+ crowd. 14 and under dude...I'd give it to a 16yr old just because it's close to the limit and I can't get in trouble for it. :ninja:

ShooterMcGavin
05-30-2008, 08:40 AM
Wayne, you're aweful!

Besides, like Ran said... those guys don't dig the 16+ crowd. 14 and under dude...
you sound like you have experience, wanna tag along on saturday? :lmfao:

Sammich
05-30-2008, 08:41 AM
I gave it to a 16yr old just because it was close to the limit and I didnt get in trouble for it:D

Ran
05-30-2008, 08:42 AM
I gave it to a 16yr old just because it was close to the limit and I didnt get in trouble for it :DI was trying to be insinuating without confessing to anything but, since we're just throwing sh*t out there, I'll admit that I have too.

Ed
05-30-2008, 08:43 AM
i wanna go. im only 17.

DJ Maestro
05-30-2008, 08:43 AM
I DJ'd a high school graduation party last Saturday night. The people hosting the party had a pool with a slip and slide set up in the grass next to the pool. Lots of 17 year old girls in bikinis slipping and sliding and playing in the pool. Very niiiiiice. :D

Miranda
05-30-2008, 08:43 AM
you sound like you have experience, wanna tag along on saturday? :lmfao:
No... I've just heard the confessions. :ninja:


No child molestatin' for me!

ShooterMcGavin
05-30-2008, 08:44 AM
i wanna go. im only 17.
lies, all brazilian lies

ShooterMcGavin
05-30-2008, 08:44 AM
No... I've just heard the confessions. :ninja:


No child molestatin' for me!
yeah, from a "friend of a friend" right? :rolleyes: :D

Ran
05-30-2008, 08:44 AM
No child molestatin' for me!Teen = Not a Child Anymore

Just FYI :goodjob:

Sammich
05-30-2008, 08:49 AM
I was trying to be insinuating without confessing to anything but, since we're just throwing sh*t out there, I'll admit that I have too.
:lmao:

Miranda
05-30-2008, 08:53 AM
Teen = Not a Child Anymore

Just FYI :goodjob:
Well now that that's been cleared up, I'm in! :lmfao:

You know why there are so few female child molesters?



Because grown men often suck bad enough in bed... I remember how bad teen sex was... it was horrible... why would any chick want to go back to that?


Underage girls, on the other hand... I s'pose it doesn't really matter, does it? :devil:

Sammich
05-30-2008, 08:56 AM
Underage girls, on the other hand... I s'pose it doesn't really matter, does it? :devil:

the younger the tighter...i mean:ninja:

Ran
05-30-2008, 08:56 AM
I remember how bad teen sex was... it was horrible... why would any chick want to go back to that?Seriously? My teenaged experiences were great. Sorry you had a rough start.


Underage girls, on the other hand... I s'pose it doesn't really matter, does it? :devil:Considering how tighter is better, the less experience she has the better. I know what I'm doing so her experience actually holds little-to-no relevance at all. She can just lay back and enjoy the ride. :D

Sammich
05-30-2008, 08:57 AM
and oh how bumpy that ride will be lol

Miranda
05-30-2008, 08:57 AM
You are all doomed to a "drop-the-soap" hell.

Ran
05-30-2008, 08:59 AM
You are all doomed to a "drop-the-soap" hell.I'll kill myself before it comes to that because, if I do go to jail for something like that, I'll be a dead man anyway. Might as well go out on my own accord.

Sammich
05-30-2008, 09:12 AM
if i go to jail all i need is peanut butter and duct tape

ShooterMcGavin
05-30-2008, 09:23 AM
I'll kill myself before it comes to that because, if I do go to jail for something like that, I'll be a dead man anyway. Might as well go out on my own accord.
that's why she said HELL ;)

Ran
05-30-2008, 09:35 AM
that's why she said HELL ;)Well, the "drop-the-soap" part made me think she referencing prison. In case of the traditional Hell, I'm pretty sure I'm doomed to that for any number of reasons. I'll meet you guys there. :cheers:

ShooterMcGavin
05-30-2008, 10:25 AM
ditto, i'm driving a bus there, i'll be sure to save you a seat :goodjob:

mocha latte cupcake
05-30-2008, 11:25 AM
i demand directions as i will be in town this weekend... LOLI HUNTER ~skeet sixteen mode engage~

Ran
05-30-2008, 11:26 AM
i demand directions as i will be in town this weekend... LOLI HUNTER ~skeet sixteen mode engage~WTF? I heard nothing of this.

Sammich
05-30-2008, 11:32 AM
http://i29.tinypic.com/2j10aj7.png

IN BEFORE BAN:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

DieselNuts
05-30-2008, 11:36 AM
I did a 15yr old once.......but I was 15 too :(

mocha latte cupcake
05-30-2008, 11:47 AM
bwhahaha looks like Konata bwhahaha

and yes i are teh sneeky :ninja: but yeah lucy has another mysterious coolant leak... sigh

ShooterMcGavin
05-30-2008, 12:50 PM
^^^lucy is fvcking up on you cuz you don't hang out w/the cool ppl whenever you come up...karma is a b1tch, just ask sharon stone :lmao:

Slow Motion
05-30-2008, 12:56 PM
and oh how bumpy that ride will be lol

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

0p7!mu5
05-30-2008, 06:06 PM
i want video

ShooterMcGavin
06-01-2008, 04:08 PM
it was incredible, i couldn't take any pics/vids since there were parents around the whole time, not to mention my camera doesn't have flash anyway.....but wow, teenage asses are tight, that's all i gotta say about that :D

Double_0_Rusty
06-01-2008, 04:22 PM
What has two thumbs and is jealous?????

<-----------This Guy!

Lucky DAWG
06-01-2008, 06:14 PM
16 is legal when you are 16 as well.

Otherwwise i'm pretty sure its within 2 years up until 18...

ex ( shes 16 you must be no older then 18, shes 17, you must be no older then 19).
thats def a fine line to familiarize yourself with haha.

Double_0_Rusty
06-01-2008, 08:07 PM
16 is legal when you are 16 as well.

Otherwwise i'm pretty sure its within 2 years up until 18...

ex ( shes 16 you must be no older then 18, shes 17, you must be no older then 19).
thats def a fine line to familiarize yourself with haha.
chit...the girl I am talking to is 17, and I am 20. we haven't done anything....maybe i need to walk away til she is 18:thinking:

Lucky DAWG
06-02-2008, 12:37 AM
chit...the girl I am talking to is 17, and I am 20. we haven't done anything....maybe i need to walk away til she is 18:thinking:

kidnap her and lock her in your cellar.
9 / 10 times it doesn't get broadcasted on the news.

Repost Squintz
06-02-2008, 07:17 AM
oooo i could fit in..lol
just kiddin :crazy: jus' tell her to lick it like a lollipop and you're good

Ran
06-02-2008, 08:37 AM
16 is legal when you are 16 as well.

Otherwwise i'm pretty sure its within 2 years up until 18...

ex ( shes 16 you must be no older then 18, shes 17, you must be no older then 19).
thats def a fine line to familiarize yourself with haha.WRONG WRONG WRONG

16+ is legal. 100% legal. You can be 50yrs old and bang a 16yr old in Georgia. Please read the law and check back.

EDIT: Actually, I'll even post it for you. (Copy/Paste from Ruiner's old post)

16-6-3 G
*** CODE SECTION ***

16-6-3.

(a) A person commits the offense of statutory rape when he or she
engages in sexual intercourse with any person under the age of 16
years and not his or her spouse, provided that no conviction shall
be had for this offense on the unsupported testimony of the victim.

(b) A person convicted of the offense of statutory rape shall be
punished by imprisonment for not less than one nor more than 20
years; provided, however, that if the person so convicted is 21
years of age or older, such person shall be punished by imprisonment
for not less than ten nor more than 20 years; provided, further,
that if the victim is 14 or 15 years of age and the person so
convicted is no more than three years older than the victim, such
person shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.

The only "age distance" restriction is for 14 and 15yr olds. Once you hit 16, you're fair game.

ShooterMcGavin
06-02-2008, 10:39 AM
What has two thumbs and is jealous?????

<-----------This Guy!
:lmfao: reps!

Crazy Asian
06-02-2008, 10:45 AM
OOO YOU GOT SMACK DOWN BY THE LOLI REDNECK MASTER RAN!!!

16 is the legal age and you can do whatever to her as you please.

Ran
06-02-2008, 10:48 AM
OOO YOU GOT SMACK DOWN BY THE LOLI REDNECK MASTER RAN!!!WTF? :cry:

Crazy Asian
06-02-2008, 10:50 AM
Duh. come on you have a mustang and now hit on white girls. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!!!!??? RUN AWAY FROM THE TRUTH!!!!??? LAWL

Hey you coming to the V this thursday?

Ran
06-02-2008, 10:52 AM
Duh. come on you have a mustang and now hit on white girls. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!!!!??? RUN AWAY FROM THE TRUTH!!!!??? LAWLI've always hit on white girls as well as asian girls. I love the Asian appeal, but a cute little blonde haired girl with deep blue eyes has her good points too. :goodjob:


Hey you coming to the V this thursday?Yeah man, I'll be there.

Crazy Asian
06-02-2008, 10:55 AM
I've always hit on white girls as well as asian girls. I love the Asian appeal, but a cute little blonde haired girl with deep blue eyes has her good points too. :goodjob:

Yeah man, I'll be there.


BLONDE HAIRED GIRLS ARE NOT JDM NOR GOOD LOLIS!!!!!!!! THEY RESIST SO MUCH AND STRUGGLE!!!

Ran
06-02-2008, 10:57 AM
BLONDE HAIRED GIRLS ARE NOT JDM NOR GOOD LOLIS!!!!!!!! THEY RESIST SO MUCH AND STRUGGLE!!!*sigh*...you're such a n00b.

Crazy Asian
06-02-2008, 11:02 AM
Dude they are immune to that. YOu know what I had to use? ANIMAL TRANQULIZERS!!!!!
FAWK THERE UNCLES BE USING THAT ON THEM SO MUCH THEY BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY!!!!!

Ran
06-02-2008, 11:03 AM
FAWK THERE UNCLES BE USING THAT ON THEM SO MUCH THEY BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY!!!!!lol @ you going after damaged goods

You gotta do more research and pick your prey. :no: