What do you tell people when you...

[Doppelgänger]

need to go take a shit? pinch a loaf? ride the porcelain pony? hit the crapshooter? bomb the bathroom? see whats left from dinner?

I'm bored...

[BTEC]

yeah, u r about as bored as i am with this dumbass thread. lol!! take a dump, feel more appropriate for me. if im telling a female i just say i had to hadle some biz. so what, im a wuss.

[eViLMunkey]

I gotta go drown some kids at the pool :goodjob: :toilet1:

[RISKYB]

dont know, but remember this, the hadicap stall is the cadilac of the poopy stall

[eViLMunkey]

Oh yeah.... they have the power dump bars... :goodjob:

[thinkfast®]

release some hostages, sometimes when I'm trying to release but its not easy, I yell out the bathroom "better call SWAT!! I need help!!!" :D

other then that, sometimes when I let a huge one out, like when I ate a big mexican home cooked meal with lots of habanero sauce, or lots of Wendys jr bacons, I call those "BIG BUFORDS" :D

[BTEC]

dude put alot of thought into it. lol!!

[PSINXS]

i am going to shit.

[Leisa]

yall are disgusting... :confused:

[BTEC]

yall are disgusting... :confused:
lol!!!

[justinxecushyn]

Me: ay shawdy u got some inscence?
them: yea, why?
Me: man, i gotta shit
them: hell naw not in my house, you known for fuckin up toilets
Me: yea, and your's next....

Plop, plop, plop
toilet flushes, hands get washed, insence get lit...door closes.

Me: Damn...i feel 10 lbs lighter...

[Greddypacked]

Uh i just say i need to use the fucking restroom. Whats the big deal.

[SilviaK93]

This kindof stuff can stay in the little black box. Yeah I use a certain terminology but I wouldnt post it on a message board b/c I am bored.

LAME post MIKE!!!!!!!

[blacknightteg]

i gotta drop the cosby kids off at the superbowl or jus plane and simple. i gotta take a shit, brb

[BTEC]

do the do or u can say do #2. if u say it right it can be a freestyle.
ahhhh yi-yuhhhhh!!

[BTEC]

im bout to go blow it up, if i aint back in 30-45 minutes send for send for help.