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BABY J
05-23-2008, 04:10 PM
Q - What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells?
A - Pregnant
DieselNuts
05-23-2008, 04:11 PM
niiiiiice


What color is a woman's watch?

She doesnt wear one, theres a clock on the stove...
redpanda
05-23-2008, 05:25 PM
what do you call an upside blonde?


A brunette with bad breath
Pher
05-23-2008, 05:27 PM
niiiiiice


What color is a woman's watch?

She doesnt wear one, theres a clock on the stove...

I lol'd
nreggie454
05-23-2008, 05:48 PM
what do you call an upside blonde?


A brunette with bad breath

LOL reps.
Miranda
05-23-2008, 05:51 PM
Oh screw you guys!

What's the difference between a penis and a prick?

A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying... A prick is the guy who owns it.
slostang
05-23-2008, 06:16 PM
what do you call that useless peice of skin surrounding a vagina?







a woman.
twinj
05-23-2008, 06:19 PM
Holy ****. ^+1
DieselNuts
05-23-2008, 07:17 PM
why doesnt a woman need a drivers license?




There isnt a road between the kitchen and bed room
ironchef
05-23-2008, 08:18 PM
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
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You hit her.
DESTRO_91
05-23-2008, 08:23 PM
What's the difference between a hoe and a b*tch?

A hoe phucs everybody, a b*tch phucs everybody but you.
Echonova
05-23-2008, 08:23 PM
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes??


Nothing. You told the b*tch twice already.
Echonova
05-23-2008, 08:24 PM
Why do women have such small feet??




So they can stand closer to the stove.
Echonova
05-23-2008, 08:26 PM
Why does a woman wear white on her wedding day???





To match the appliances
DieselNuts
05-23-2008, 08:33 PM
what does a room full of women with black eyes have in common?




none of them know when to shut the hell up
DieselNuts
05-23-2008, 08:39 PM
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?




give her a shovel
DieselNuts
05-23-2008, 08:40 PM
my favorite...

Whats the first thing a woman does when she comes home from a battered wives shelter?






The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
twinj
05-23-2008, 09:12 PM
Holy **** keep them coming
slostang
05-23-2008, 09:20 PM
do you know why cavemen drug their women by the hair?








because if they drug them by the feet their pussies would fill up with dirt.
BABY J
05-23-2008, 09:33 PM
Q - The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door... which do you let in first?

A - The dog... at least he'll shut up once he's inside.
sikfricks
05-23-2008, 10:08 PM
there is some funny **** in here
Slow Motion
05-23-2008, 11:54 PM
amazing.
SixSquared
05-24-2008, 12:12 AM
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