Monday.....

[Alan®]

Shouldn't be too bad. I just got up and my head is killing me.I quit smoking 2 weeks ago and now I have a damn sinus infection. Luckily I got some amoxicillin and psuedofed(SP?) laying around so that should clear that up. Don't have to be at work till 2. What's with everyone else today

[Sammich]

die..please die

[MistaCee]

Your like the male Autumn...














jk Boring Monday as usual.

[carbon_crash]

die..please die

:lmfao:

[Reaper]

Alan I got your message this weekend but I was definitely with the girl when you called, and sorry dude...my gf>answering my phone lol

[Hulud]

do you honestly think people care how you woke up this morning? :thinking:

[Echonova]

Eh... I'm "working" in the office today.

[Echonova]

do you honestly think people care how you woke up this morning? :thinking:http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f103/babushkin/random/flameboyssmaller.jpg

[Sammich]

Alan I got your message this weekend but I was definitely with the girl when you called, and sorry dude...my gf>answering my phone lol

always thought it was bros before hoes...but p00n>homies fur shure:lmfao:

[Hulud]

no it was an honest question

i thought it was gonna be a normal monday thread then i read the beginning of his post

[Alan®]

Alan I got your message this weekend but I was definitely with the girl when you called, and sorry dude...my gf>answering my phone lol
Your good man. I was beat anyways by the time I got to my girls house 12hr day+1 hour drive to the girlfriends house=FAIL.

[MistaCee]

always thought it was bros before hoes...but p00n>homies fur shure:lmfao:

Werd

[Echonova]

no it was an honest question

i thought it was gonna be a normal monday thread then i read the beginning of his postI know, and I don't care either. I'm just bored out of my skull. Maybe I should do some work or something.

[Echonova]

Scratch that last idea... I'm gonna go take a sh*t.

[Alan®]

no it was an honest question

i thought it was gonna be a normal monday thread then i read the beginning of his post
In all honesty I see no difference between this monday thread or any other. Instead of being a general post whore and making 1 post to start thread saying the same old discuss, I just combined what could have been 2 posts into 1. I could care less if people care how i got nor did I actually mention how I got up. But if you want to know ask your girl :idb: :lmfao: JK. :goodjob: .

[Sammich]

hey eclipse pansy...die will ya :D

[Alan®]

die..please die
I know you want me to stop beating your wife's poon down so bad but you don't have to wish death upon me. I'll ease up a lil bit so that maybe she'll be able to feel you. :goodjob:

[Echonova]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t166/jezuitx/Gifs/internet_fight.gif

[Sammich]

I know you want me to stop beating your wife's poon down so bad but you don't have to wish death upon me. I'll ease up a lil bit so that maybe she'll be able to feel you. :goodjob:

i call BS

[MistaCee]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n61/chibichazoo/INTERNETFIGHT.gif

[Echonova]

Alright, I'm gonna go sh*t now. I'll let you know how it turns out.

[Alan®]

i call BS
I'll get your wife to post in a bit she's a lil busy......got something in her mouth at the moment........ :ninja: ........... :D

[Alan®]

where the hell is that banana drivin GKTIBY at?

[Sammich]

I'll get your wife to post in a bit she's a lil busy......got something in her mouth at the moment........ :ninja: ........... :D

too bad for u u drive a slush box..prepare to meet your demise

[Alan®]

too bad for u u drive a slush box..prepare to meet your demise
Only till the end of the year :ninja:

[Sammich]

getting another slush box...just manual gear box??

[Alan®]

getting another slush box...just manual gear box??
The one I have now is a stick dumb dumb.

[Reaper]

always thought it was bros before hoes...but p00n>homies fur shure:lmfao:


well I broke things off with the bi-polar chic that I showed you...I'm back with the fake tittied girl lol (she came crawling back lawl)

[Sammich]

still slow nagga

[Sammich]

well I broke things off with the bi-polar chic that I showed you...I'm back with the fake tittied girl lol (she came crawling back lawl)

as long as she's nice on the knob...dont complain:lmfao:

[Alan®]

as long as she's nice on the knob...dont complain:lmfao:
werd

[Reaper]

as long as she's nice on the knob...dont complain:lmfao:

well Thursday we went out..and after her apologizing 8million times and "explaining" things...I said I wanted to just take things really slow. That way I can focus on work and if I think she's for real I'll actually know it..

Yeah...umm got back to her place and the next thing I know its 4 am and I haven't gotten out of bed yet lol so yeah...shes nice on the knob

[Echonova]

I'm back. It burned a little coming out... I'm assuming that has to do with drinking half a bottle of rum last night, it was a little runny too. BUT THE STENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!THE FAN MELTED!!!!! MELTED!!!!!!! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN????? Good thing I have the entire 2nd floor to myself.

[Sammich]

well Thursday we went out..and after her apologizing 8million times and "explaining" things...I said I wanted to just take things really slow. That way I can focus on work and if I think she's for real I'll actually know it..

Yeah...umm got back to her place and the next thing I know its 4 am and I haven't gotten out of bed yet lol so yeah...shes nice on the knob

LAWL..so what happened to the other chick from the workout thread?

[ShooterMcGavin]

Your like the male Autumn...
:smileowne

[Reaper]

LAWL..so what happened to the other chick from the workout thread?

She flipped out on me b/c I didn't answer my phone for 2 hours....and then when I said "calm down and just call me later"...she called me a fuccing *******...then she called back 5 minutes later and was crying and said "i love you" I said "your bi-polar, please go to the doctor and get medicated...that scares me"

I've been ignoring her calls since...I would have blocked her number but you can't with a blackberry curve:(

[Sammich]

gah dang yo....ps decode the stars lol...hot white chicks = issues lol...plus she got money too LOLOL

[Reaper]

gah dang yo....ps decode the stars lol...hot white chicks = issues lol...plus she got money too LOLOL

fuccing azzhole=decoded stars

[Sammich]

fuccing azzhole=decoded stars

dang..rich girl is really tripping

[MistaCee]

Can't mess with them bi-polar chicks.... One minute she's slobbing all over the knob next minute she biting it...

[ShooterMcGavin]

lulz

[Sammich]

Can't mess with them bi-polar chicks.... One minute she's slobbing all over the knob next minute she biting it...

metal condoms:thinking:

[MistaCee]

metal condoms:thinking:

Yes right FTL.

[Reaper]

well...she called me one afternoon and was like...so I'm going to come stay with u for a week okay?


Why?-me

cuz I wanna see you-her

for a week?-me

well...I kinda got kicked outta my house-her

why?-me

cuz my mom said I'm crazy-her

she's right-me


end of convo

[Sammich]

cuz my mom said I'm crazy-her

she's right-me


end of convo

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[MistaCee]

well...she called me one afternoon and was like...so I'm going to come stay with u for a week okay?


Why?-me

cuz I wanna see you-her

for a week?-me

well...I kinda got kicked outta my house-her

why?-me

cuz my mom said I'm crazy-her

she's right-me


end of convo


Damn close call.