Don't you hate it when..

[coolcat]

You have to take a piss, but at the same time you have to poo, just slightly, so you decide to just not bother pooping, and just piss, then while you are pissing you realize you really had to poop, and your bowels move to try and release the poo (since you are pissing this is automatically triggered) so you end up standing there with you hand on your ass clenching your butthole as tight as it can go, trying not to **** your pants, while at the same time trying to aim your piss into the bowl. I hate that.

[coolcat]

Brb, I'm gonna take a dump.

[Revmaynard]

I hate it when you post.

[coolcat]

CAREFACE = ON.

[dohc4.6sc]

if that situation arise's i usually just go ahead and plop my ass down on the can. btw instead of "you'se" maybe you should put "you is."

[coolcat]

btw instead of "you'se" maybe you should put "you is."

No, I won't be doing that.

[coolcat]

And wait, how do you plop your ass on the can, while pissing? That has got to make an AWFUL mess, seriously.

I guess you could step your left leg over the piss stream, while tucking your **** backwards at the same time, turning your body around, and slowly sit down, all while angling your piss stream. Doesn't sound too easy.

[dohc4.6sc]

And wait, how do you plop your ass on the can, while pissing? That has got to make an AWFUL mess, seriously.

I guess you could step your left leg over the piss stream, while tucking your **** backwards at the same time, turning your body around, and slowly sit down, all while angling your piss stream. Doesn't sound too easy.

im sorry, i didnt make myself clear enough. on the initial stream of piss, if i feel some dueceage comin on, i will pinch it off and go a head and sit down to procede in taking a piss without charding myself.

[coolcat]

Oh yeah. I didn't even think of pinching it off. Well that was pretty dumb of me.

[redrumracer]

hmmmmm i seem not to have these problems you speak of

[coolcat]

If I had a quarter for every time you've lied in this thread, I'd have 1 quarter.

[d_day87]

yeah most of the time i just sit down to pee just incase this happens. and i'm too lazy to stand up to piss.

[TheDarkRacer]

lol @ coolcat. U getz a single repzors! cuz this is funny...
and yes, its even worse when ur at a urinal...
~TDR

[MistaCee]

What homo clenches and plugs his butthole... Coolcat.

[Z0_o6]

yeah most of the time i just sit down to pee just incase this happens. and i'm too lazy to stand up to piss.


wait a minute.... you sit down to piss JUST IN CASE?!


your man card is revoked. seriously hand it over.

[Nemesis]

I hate it when you post.


hahahah awesome

[Catnip]

i just finish pissing...