super mario promotes violence!!!

[ShooterMcGavin]

:lmfao:

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8858/mariogg7.jpg

[DieselNuts]

i eat mushrooms, but they dont make me bigger...i dont get it

[ShooterMcGavin]

:stupid: also ate some flowers the other day, but i still couldn't throw any fireballs :(

[OneSlow5pt0]

and when i stomp on turtles....nothing happens

[DieselNuts]

I need to touch a flying star so I can destroy everything in my path

[Killer]

and when i stomp on turtles....nothing happens

stomp harder.....

[Tank]

lol at this ****

[JITB]

anyone ever try to jump in a drain pipe...?

[soul]

well good thing this article is on Mario Kart and not super mario

[DieselNuts]

well good thing this article is on Mario Kart and not super mario
I have a pet dinosaur that I taught how to race go karts and lay eggs in front of his competitors...

[MistaCee]

LAWL. I ate a feather, and didn't grow a cape...

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^did you at least grow ears and a tail? :lmao:

[Killer]

^^^did you at least grow ears and a tail? :lmao:

is that a feather.. or a leaf??????

i know the one with the cape is a feather...

the racoon one looks like a leaf though... a brown/red leaf

[R32Dragon]

http://www.mywii.com.au/img/gallery/normal/266955.jpg

Mario helped me get over my fear of death...

[Sol-Badguy]

That picture is great!! ^

[Captain-Obvious™]

you guys are crazy just the other day I saw a nice star on the ground decided to eat it and suddenly I was flashing multi-colored and invincible!

[Captain-Obvious™]

is that a feather.. or a leaf??????

i know the one with the cape is a feather...

the racoon one looks like a leaf though... a brown/red leaf

btw i'm with you the racoon one is a leaf

[ShooterMcGavin]

you guys are crazy just the other day I saw a nice star on the ground decided to eat it and suddenly I was flashing multi-colored and invincible!
repost :P

[ShooterMcGavin]

btw i'm with you the racoon one is a leaf
fair enough, i never played much mario anyway :D

[DieselNuts]

repost :P
BOOYAA

[Nomad!]

Hey, I spun out on a banana peel yesterday! This is becoming an epidemic! Mario must be stopped!

[AnthonyF]

I take green turtle shells and throw them on the hwy...but they just bounce of the side instead of hitting from wall to wall...and the red ones are worse. They just stick to the road.

-Ant.

[DieselNuts]

thats nothing. I was comming down hwy 78 and was in front of all of the traffic. I looked up in my rearview and saw a blue turtle shell speeding toward me. I swerved all over the place, but the bastard managed to hit me anyway. I even bunny hopped but I couldnt get high enough...

[MistaCee]

^^^did you at least grow ears and a tail? :lmao:

Thats the leaf:gay::taun:

[Nomad!]

:lmfao:You guys are such jerks:lmfao:

[0p7!mu5]

*sigh* Mario games are much worse than you realize my friends. it is all just a game based one one guy trippin hard as hell think about it....

Flying turtles commin at you...
certain mushrooms make you feel bigger and can bust bricks while others chase or kill you (good trip bad trip??)...
100 coins equal extra life...or another burger
you always seem to be heading tward a castle ( white castle anybody?)
you have roughly 10 (600 secs.) minutes to get to said castle (or you die.. addiction o the shrooms maybe?)
sewer pipe= crack pipe?
leaves making you fly? (dunno about you but ppl who get high have a feeling of flying sometimes)
fire flowers= Opium flowers ( tey're both white c'mon)
can anybody explain a friggin spiky shelled turtle in a clowd throwing **** at you??
**** why does luigi seem to always wear green and seem paranoid fightin ghost and **** with a damn vaccum cleaner? ( Luigi's mansion)
ever notice in later stages mario's running from a lot of bullets chasing him in a dark area? (world 8 in mario 3/super mario world, ect.) I think he is in the ghetto..

like i said the muther****er is on a seriosly bad trip every damn game hanging out with gorillas wearin ties and a damn dinosaur and a ****in talkin mushroom that ***** is high as hell..

[MistaCee]

*sigh* Mario games are much worse than you realize my friends. it is all just a game based one one guy trippin hard as hell think about it....

Flying turtles commin at you...
certain mushrooms make you feel bigger and can bust bricks while others chase or kill you (good trip bad trip??)...
100 coins equal extra life...or another burger
you always seem to be heading tward a castle ( white castle anybody?)
you have roughly 10 (600 secs.) minutes to get to said castle (or you die.. addiction o the shrooms maybe?)
sewer pipe= crack pipe?
leaves making you fly? (dunno about you but ppl who get high have a feeling of flying sometimes)
fire flowers= Opium flowers ( tey're both white c'mon)
can anybody explain a friggin spiky shelled turtle in a clowd throwing **** at you??
**** why does luigi seem to always wear green and seem paranoid fightin ghost and **** with a damn vaccum cleaner? ( Luigi's mansion)
ever notice in later stages mario's running from a lot of bullets chasing him in a dark area? (world 8 in mario 3/super mario world, ect.) I think he is in the ghetto..

like i said the muther****er is on a seriosly bad trip every damn game hanging out with gorillas wearin ties and a damn dinosaur and a ****in talkin mushroom that ***** is high as hell..

LIRL! Reps :lmfao: game is the bomb though.

[0p7!mu5]

LIRL! Reps :lmfao: game is the bomb though.
you damn straight it is. Was just playin mario 3 yesterday on the wii. Memories. But for real tho mario is just a damn junkie. hell Sonic is just as bad outrunnin **** taking rings and **** from a white guy. we all know nobody can cacth a damn crack head haulin ass...:lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

Thats the leaf:gay::taun:
and you're the lame for reposting the fact that it's a leaf :tongue1: