*Some People Just Do Not Listen*

[Nitro]

A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with
> an old rancher.
>
> He told the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for your water
> allocation.'
>
> The old rancher said, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
>
> The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the
> Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am
> allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions
> asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
>
> The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.
>
> Later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running
> for the fence..... and close behind was the rancher's bull. The bull
> was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly
> terrified....... so the old rancher immediately threw down his
> tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
>
>
> 'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!'

[Crazy Asian]

Error: Funny Not Found

[Nitro]

Error: FAG Found.......it's me!!!


Fixed :lmfao:

[Leisa]

hahahaha.. thats funny

[Oz10]

haha I thought it was funny. It's pretty believeable actually

[DieselNuts]

LOL, good stuff

[Captain-Obvious™]

I l'ed ol reps for you Nitro

[Sammich]

/FAIL U AIDS SELLER

[MSRTom]

Hah. That's a good one that's SFW.

Bureaucrats FTL.

[Miranda]

Fixed :lmfao:
When's the last time I told you how much you make me smile? :D

[x Resilience]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128343548295781250.jpg

LOL.
:lmfao:

[IndianStig]

el oh el

[MistaCee]

LOL

[Slow Motion]

Of course a lot of people don't listen America was told about a certain bush. Did anyone listen?

[DunDunSkeert]

That was pretty funny.

[TheDarkRacer]

Of course a lot of people don't listen America was told about a certain bush. Did anyone listen?

+1 for joo. So true...


But reps to the OP. I giggled.. i could see it happening
~TDR

[Sammich]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128343548295781250.jpg

LOL.
:lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[AnthonyF]

i love that tiger pic. It's sooo cute. Not as cute as my new puppy.

-Ant.

[Sammich]

^^gayest comment on ia ever...gtfo

[AnthonyF]

Not as gaye as yourr sig OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


~runs~

-Ant.

[Sammich]

thats it...time to bring muhammed ali up in dis bish...rocky

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/Muhammad-Ali---The-Greatest--C10281828.jpeg

um duh gray tis

[AnthonyF]

Im in movies so I win. :)
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/bluepit.jpg\
-Ant.

[Sammich]

i have my own movies too puto

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5178MJ7HDVL.jpg

how bout those meatballs?

PS cute dog...u gona cut him up and serve him in lasagna?:lmfao:

jk what kinda dog is it? blue nose pit?

[AnthonyF]

No way josè. She is my baby. Blue Pitbull.

-Ant.

[Crazy Asian]

Fixed :lmfao:

whore...black whore.....LOLOL

[markopolo311]

ok, this one's better than the OP, but same idea:

[Jecht]

LMFAO ^

[redrumracer]

ok, this one's better than the OP, but same idea:http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=146382&stc=1
lol

[Nitro]

ok, this one's better than the OP, but same idea:



repped good s hit!!! :lmfao:

[Kevykev]

I laughed at both

[Miranda]

oh that was beautiful!

[Nitro]

oh that was beautiful!

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :yumyum:

[Sammich]

lol @ lighthouse..speakin of lights...wheres my hids

[Nitro]

lol @ lighthouse..speakin of lights...wheres my hids


in yur culo....puto :2up:

[Sammich]

lawl

[Barefoot]

lol very funny