O....................M......................G!

[Double_0_Rusty]

I just ate a whole can of Bush's Steakhouse Grillin' Beans, and I am supposed to be going out with the family to Outback. I can see it now, we all are sitting at the table ordering food, and then a loud fart after loud fart. I don't want to ruin my mom's special day.......What should I do?


Discuss

[nreggie454]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Buttplug.png/180px-Buttplug.png

[Echonova]

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff303/eric-chambers/farting.jpg
So should your mom...

[james]

you should make a thread about it

[Echonova]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e11/freepictim/farting_main_500_95153.jpg

[Echonova]

I'm out, time to start the pre-game partying for Van-Halen. w00t!!! Have fun trying not to explode Rusty!!!

[Double_0_Rusty]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Buttplug.png/180px-Buttplug.png

I'd rather fart, mmmmmkay. LOL Repped.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Thanks for the pics, Kev. Have fun with you Van Halen w/ Hagar stuff. LOL

[NevrNufTorq]

+1 just for having the balls to post this up!!!!! good luck and i bet mom will be very happy with her smelly present!!! :D :lmfao: :goodjob:

[ksniperfox]

gas-x lol

i bet you filled up on a can of beans so you dont have to spend your $ on a nice steak dinner you broke ass mofucca.





just kidding...lol

[SicStang03]

http://www.imeem.com/gdesign/video/dHg_LTO5/fart_cover_up/

[LordZed]

Wait untill the server comes around and blame it on them everytime!!

[ShooterMcGavin]

meh, as long as you don't shart yourself?

[Double_0_Rusty]

Thanks for the replies, it went pretty well. I only had to take 3 dumps while we were there......but, it was bad. I let one rip as the waiter walked up, and he just laughed.....I had to go outside. LOLOL

[FasTech]

Well I'm glad it went well for you.

[Frög]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Buttplug.png/180px-Buttplug.png

ahh i love those things!! :ninja:

[Double_0_Rusty]

ahh i love those things!! :ninja:
I saw the pink one you had in the car at the last meet......can I borrow it?:ninja:

[Frög]

^^ hahah fa.ggot

[Humphrizzle]

I'm still wicked bored.

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^go play w/a buttplug?

[Ran]

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[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^can't tell what that is...probably a good thing though knowing you :P

[LordZed]

It's a pixel fart! LOL! :eek:

[SiRed94]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Buttplug.png/180px-Buttplug.png

hahaha

[Double_0_Rusty]

lol @ you guys