Guts vs. Balls

[Mike Lowrey]

Guts vs. Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

[3.5altman]

wowww

[BKgen®]

epic repost.

edit: omg 6,666 posts :ninja:

[Mike Lowrey]

epic repost.

Don't care, it's Friday!

[Leisa]

Guts vs. Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.


hahaha.. thats awesome!

[ShooterMcGavin]

older than brett

[Sammich]

epic repost.

edit: omg 6,666 posts :ninja:

AGREED...EVEN BRETT WOULDNT REPOST THIS

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^and that speaks volumes

[Mike Lowrey]

AGREED...EVEN BRETT WOULDNT REPOST THIS

Where do you think I got it from! LOL

[ShooterMcGavin]

Where do you think I got it from! LOL
stealing lame jokes from old man time, that's a new low, even for you :no:

[Mike Lowrey]

stealing lame jokes from old man time, that's a new low, even for you :no:

:lmfao: Brett is too old to use them, so......... :lmfao:

[Sammich]

i guess somebody has got to carry on his legacy lolol

[ShooterMcGavin]

:lmfao: Brett is too old to use them, so......... :lmfao:
he's on his way out isn't he? :cry:





























:yay: :bigdance: :yay:

[AnthonyF]

HAHAHAHA I love the last line.

-Ant.

[Slow Motion]

AGREED...EVEN BRETT WOULDNT REPOST THIS

:goodjob: troof...no excuses.

[MistaCee]

Repost.

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^repost :yes:

[redrumracer]

Guts vs. Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
LAWL :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[SicStang03]

LOL... they both result in death!!!