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ueyedgr8tness
05-06-2008, 07:09 PM
WTF!! I am sry but i am outraged at females going lesbian.They leave the di* and say oh a guy has nothing to offer:no: Who in the hell have they been fu**ing.Yes mabye your man was not putting pipe to u like a plumber but shi* don't put all us men in the group with him.
I am at a disgust with it. I don't mind a girl that is bisex but a women that is straight lesbian and hates on all men should go fu** themselfs with a broom handle get pissed on by RKelly u discuss me:2up:
Sry for the anger of venting but when u meet a fine a$$ smoking hot chick and she say's.. Damn your a hottie to bad i only like girls are i would so fu** your brains out.I feel like some men just hasnt layed the pipe like they should and there fu**ing it up for the rest of us so fu** u 2:2up: and to top it all off the lesbians girls dance better in the club wtf!!
MistaCee
05-06-2008, 07:11 PM
WTF!! I am sry but i am outraged at females going lesbian.They leave the di* and say oh a guy has nothing to offer:no: Who in the hell have they been fu**ing.Yes mabye your man was not putting pipe to u like a plumber but shi* don't put all us men in the group with him.
I am at a discuss with it. I don't mind a girl that is bisex but a women that is straight lesbian and hates on all men should go fu** themselfs with a broom handle get pissed on by RKelly u discuss me:2up:
Sry for the anger of venting but when u meet a fine a$$ smoking hot chick and she say's.. Damn your a hottie to bad i only like girls are i would so fu** your brains out.I feel like some men just hasnt layed the pipe like they should and there fu**ing it up for the rest of us so fu** u 2:2up: and to top it all off the lesbians girls dance better in the club wtf!!
Lol I feel you pain man.. Has happen to me before, did you at least get her number so you can possibly change her mind lol
MistaCee
05-06-2008, 07:16 PM
Oh an if she didn't give you her number she prob was straight and just didn't want anything to do with you. lawl
ueyedgr8tness
05-06-2008, 07:19 PM
Oh an if she didn't give you her number she prob was straight and just didn't want anything to do with you. lawl
nah i gave her my # and she just called me the other day.And was like wanting me to come chill with her.But i was like shi* last time i checked u don't like di** and she was like i don't but i could stand for u to be around me.just because your kewl like that:thinking: I don't get it:no:
BTLFED
05-06-2008, 07:23 PM
Go to her house, fuk her in the ass, wipe your dic on her curtains, and leave. That will teach her to be a lesbian.
MistaCee
05-06-2008, 07:35 PM
nah i gave her my # and she just called me the other day.And was like wanting me to come chill with her.But i was like shi* last time i checked u don't like di** and she was like i don't but i could stand for u to be around me.just because your kewl like that:thinking: I don't get it:no:
Just play it cool, go chill with her. Don't act like a reg dude and try and fock her... Just chill and play it cool.. Theres no such thing as a lesbian.
Oh an if she didn't give you her number she prob was straight and just didn't want anything to do with you. lawl
:lmfao:
Buttons
05-06-2008, 08:13 PM
my friend danielle used to be straight. but she went out with too many ****heads, so now she's a lesbian... (matt knows who i'm refering to)
MistaCee
05-06-2008, 08:20 PM
my friend danielle used to be straight. but she went out with too many ****heads, so now she's a lesbian... (matt knows who i'm refering to)
She's not lesbian IMO
dohc4.6sc
05-06-2008, 08:58 PM
Dude, if you get cool with her, maybe she will let you watch.
MistaCee
05-06-2008, 08:59 PM
Dude, if you get cool with her, maybe she will let you watch.
lol fock watching. :idb:>:jerkit:
dohc4.6sc
05-06-2008, 09:06 PM
lol fock watching. :idb:>:jerkit:
hey man its better than nothing. plus they will be horny and might ask the guy to join in. you never know.
ueyedgr8tness
05-06-2008, 09:12 PM
I mean i am in it for the rush and to be honest i don't care to fu** her i got a girl.But it was just how cold she was talking about guy's that put my over the edge.I was like sh** she better not ever let me hit it because i am going to commit more sins than bill clinton and i will own her little white house:lmfao:
It is just the fact that some women try to push it over as.. Well i can't help it i am lesbian god made me this way:crazy: Bit** wtf!! u talking about don't even bring god in it u douch:no:
dohc4.6sc
05-06-2008, 09:15 PM
I mean i am in it for the rush and to be honest i don't care to fu** her i got a girl.But it was just how cold she was talking about guy's that put my over the edge.I was like sh** she better not ever let me hit it because i am going to commit more sins than bill clinton and i will own her little white house:lmfao:
It is just the fact that some women try to push it over as.. Well i can't help it i am lesbian god made me this way:crazy: Bit** wtf!! u talking about don't even bring god in it u douch:no:
hahaha the **** you would do to that ***** aint even legal to say. +1 :goodjob:
ueyedgr8tness
05-06-2008, 09:35 PM
hahaha the **** you would do to that ***** aint even legal to say. +1 :goodjob:
INdeed... I mean it sux just like when i went to (ESS) a month ago the finest girl that was there and could dance better than any of the females was a lesbo and a total di** hater. I Was like this is fu**ed up some of these fools mess it up for all the guy's that would put in work. we got to many electricians and not enough plumbers,these fu**ers need to stop yanking there tiny wires and take some viagra are something so they can lay some pipe.and then we wouldnt have this problem:goodjob:
Jecht
05-06-2008, 09:35 PM
Lmao saying that they are lesbian is a nice way of turning you down/keeping you away. You got pwned. :lmao:
ueyedgr8tness
05-06-2008, 09:37 PM
Why i am on that subject.. what about theses gay guy's?? ALL this gotdamn pu**y in the world and u got to run after di** WTF!! why would u run after something u have yourself omg!! it is so wrong how a guy could turn down a nice wet kitty for a coc*....
ueyedgr8tness
05-06-2008, 09:38 PM
Lmao saying that they are lesbian is a nice way of turning you down/keeping you away. You got pwned. :lmao:
NAh i doubt that.IF she didnt like me she wouldnt have called me:goodjob: take notes brotha ask slow r/t and alvin what happen last sunday when i had to show them how real pimps do it:lmfao:
U roockies give girls your #
us pro's give them ours # and say do as u pls but i am sure by the end of the night u will be on those knee's:taun:
MistaCee
05-06-2008, 09:56 PM
NAh i doubt that.IF she didnt like me she wouldnt have called me:goodjob: take notes brotha ask slow r/t and alvin what happen last sunday when i had to show them how real pimps do it:lmfao:
U roockies give girls your #
us pro's give them ours # and say do as u pls but i am sure by the end of the night u will be on those knee's:taun:
Huh? but yea a girl likes you more when she gives you her number....
0p7!mu5
05-06-2008, 10:29 PM
im sorry chicks dont just turn. Unless its a really bad experience i belive half of them are attention whores tryin to piss you off or just mad that their man is a jerk. I met quite a few lesbians and they're pretty cool to me but those feminazi bastards who dis all guys should shut the **** up we're not all bad damn.
EJ25RUN
05-06-2008, 10:31 PM
reminds me of high school and this one chick that was "undecided" :2up:
MistaCee
05-06-2008, 10:32 PM
im sorry chicks dont just turn. Unless its a really bad experience i belive half of them are attention whores tryin to piss you off or just mad that their man is a jerk. I met quite a few lesbians and they're pretty cool to me but those feminazi bastards who dis all guys should shut the **** up we're not all bad damn.
x2
HeLLo iM iZzY
05-06-2008, 11:06 PM
I hear man but I don't think the reason is who has been laying the pipe, bro. Most of them leave the men because they're not treated right or some just have been through VERY rough relationships. They tend to go lesbian because of those reasons and find that woman are often nicer and more gentle than us. I'm sure there are plenty of other reasons but I think those are the main.
_Christian_
05-06-2008, 11:19 PM
I hear man but I don't think the reason is who has been laying the pipe, bro. Most of them leave the men because they're not treated right or some just have been through VERY rough relationships. They tend to go lesbian because of those reasons and find that woman are often nicer and more gentle than us. I'm sure there are plenty of other reasons but I think those are the main.
that and the guy sucks in bed. otherwise they'd still be craving the c0ck. i ****ing hate lesbians. bisexuals are ftw though.
SixSquared
05-06-2008, 11:37 PM
AHEM....
ueyedgr8tness
05-06-2008, 11:53 PM
Huh? but yea a girl likes you more when she gives you her number....
Uhuh son.. U ask a girl for her # she is put on the spot at that moment she has to decide to be mean and say no are mabye she thinks your cute and she might say ok here. But if u give a girl your # and say hey if u want to chill sometime hit me up if she is even feeling u a little bit she is in the control wether not that she will talk are see u again.And if she calls then u no there is something she liked are wanted from u thats why she went to the point of calling u. believe me there so many guy's in the worl just like girls.that she would have to be interested to call u:goodjob: And on the real i could of got her # i gave her mine and was like hit me up sometime and it wasnt but 1hr later she had done txt me saying hi! its me and this is my #:taun:
But now back on topic i really do think she would let me hit it but she wants me to play tag 1st and wtf!! i got a girl why would i care to play tag:thinking: but the way she was all over the other girl and saying that they don't need a male figure in there life but yet she still called me makes me wonder:yes:
ueyedgr8tness
05-06-2008, 11:54 PM
that and the guy sucks in bed. otherwise they'd still be craving the c0ck. i ****ing hate lesbians. bisexuals are ftw though.
1+ for u sir bisexuals ftw!! and your right if they had some good di** layed in them they wouldnt want no fake rubbermaid shi* :goodjob:
SixSquared
05-06-2008, 11:58 PM
This is easily one of the most retarded threads in recent WL history
Ruststang
05-07-2008, 12:12 AM
^^^ Thank you i didn't want to be the one to say so. Lol you guys are retards. Real men can find a good woman and keep her. "Pimps"+"Playas"= Pu$$y A$$ Bi+ches
Blitanicle99
05-07-2008, 12:25 AM
Alot of hot lesbians either still want the cawk and wont admit it or have really really hot friends that do. Use that to your advantage. Don't burn bridges. She could have a best friend thats bisexual.
ueyedgr8tness
05-07-2008, 12:46 AM
This is easily one of the most retarded threads in recent WL history
THreads are pretty simple u don't like whats in it then u move on:thinking: well atleast thats what mature adults do anyway:yes: this is the WL and i can say what ever is on my mind if u don't like it then don't come in the thread.just like watching tv would u sit there and watch something u didnt like?
I am sure u got my point now move on:2up:
chinitoxamor
05-07-2008, 12:54 AM
WTF!! I am sry but i am outraged at females going lesbian.They leave the di* and say oh a guy has nothing to offer:no: Who in the hell have they been fu**ing.Yes mabye your man was not putting pipe to u like a plumber but shi* don't put all us men in the group with him.
I am at a disgust with it. I don't mind a girl that is bisex but a women that is straight lesbian and hates on all men should go fu** themselfs with a broom handle get pissed on by RKelly u discuss me:2up:
Sry for the anger of venting but when u meet a fine a$$ smoking hot chick and she say's.. Damn your a hottie to bad i only like girls are i would so fu** your brains out.I feel like some men just hasnt layed the pipe like they should and there fu**ing it up for the rest of us so fu** u 2:2up: and to top it all off the lesbians girls dance better in the club wtf!!
i think this is the reason why we have alcohol and drugs hahahahaha :lmfao:
ueyedgr8tness
05-07-2008, 12:55 AM
i think this is the reason why we have alcohol and drugs hahahahaha :lmfao:
:cheers: :love: :bump: :goodjob:
SixSquared
05-07-2008, 01:00 AM
THreads are pretty simple u don't like whats in it then u move on:thinking: well atleast thats what mature adults do anyway:yes: this is the WL and i can say what ever is on my mind if u don't like it then don't come in the thread.just like watching tv would u sit there and watch something u didnt like?
I am sure u got my point now move on:2up:
Are you seriously trying to talk about being a mature adult when you're the one being an absolute idiot and stereotyping people you don't even know? So what if a girl's a lesbian? ****ing let her be. If you're such a "smooth playa" like you try to act like you are, then I'm sure you have no problem finding straight skanks to fvck. I'm not saying you can't say anything, merely stating that this thread is fvcking retarded. You got shot down because a pretty girl likes other girls, and so instead of being a MATURE ADULT yourself and just riding it out, you wanna come on a forum she doesn't even fvckin KNOW about and talk sh!t about not just her, but every lesbian out there. Yeah.. real mature there, bucko. Face it... you got shot down by a girl. Man up, deal with it, and move on. Quit being a pu$$bag and hating on something you know NOTHING about.
And to everyone in here who says "oh... lesbians aren't really lesbians... they all secretely want the c0ck".... pull your heads out of your asses and grow the **** up. Yeah... it's all about the physical aspect of it.. totally... which means I guess all of you would stick your d!cks in another man's ass if it meant poking on something warm and squishy, right? Didn't think so. And if you're saying "oh.. be friends with a lesbian.. they'll let you watch" or some of that bullsh!t, you people are the REASON that there are "manhating" lesbians walking around. Because you don't see someone as a person.. you see someone as either a cum dumpster, or a "link" to other potential cum dumpsters. To you, I have nothing to say but fvck you.
The only intelligent posts in this thread have been made by Ruststang and I. The rest of them have been rude remarks by a bunch of little b!tches who are uncertain about their OWN manhood, and so feel a need to lash out at other people. B!tches, all of you.
ueyedgr8tness
05-07-2008, 01:09 AM
Are you seriously trying to talk about being a mature adult when you're the one being an absolute idiot and stereotyping people you don't even know? So what if a girl's a lesbian? ****ing let her be. If you're such a "smooth playa" like you try to act like you are, then I'm sure you have no problem finding straight skanks to fvck. I'm not saying you can't say anything, merely stating that this thread is fvcking retarded. You got shot down because a pretty girl likes other girls, and so instead of being a MATURE ADULT yourself and just riding it out, you wanna come on a forum she doesn't even fvckin KNOW about and talk sh!t about not just her, but every lesbian out there. Yeah.. real mature there, bucko. Face it... you got shot down by a girl. Man up, deal with it, and move on. Quit being a pu$$bag and hating on something you know NOTHING about.
And to everyone in here who says "oh... lesbians aren't really lesbians... they all secretely want the c0ck".... pull your heads out of your asses and grow the **** up. Yeah... it's all about the physical aspect of it.. totally... which means I guess all of you would stick your d!cks in another man's ass if it meant poking on something warm and squishy, right? Didn't think so. And if you're saying "oh.. be friends with a lesbian.. they'll let you watch" or some of that bullsh!t, you people are the REASON that there are "manhating" lesbians walking around. Because you don't see someone as a person.. you see someone as either a cum dumpster, or a "link" to other potential cum dumpsters. To you, I have nothing to say but fvck you.
The only intelligent posts in this thread have been made by Ruststang and I. The rest of them have been rude remarks by a bunch of little b!tches who are uncertain about their OWN manhood, and so feel a need to lash out at other people. B!tches, all of you.
I can only imagine what your saying there because i only read the 1st sentence. but here is a song for u from me u gonna love it:2up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZ987FBwUU
And i dont care how u feel..IT was pretty simple if u dont like the thread don't post now go on with your badself before i have to get the dike stick out:fightpig:
osnap
05-07-2008, 01:10 AM
you people are complete idiots. lol.
ueyedgr8tness
05-07-2008, 01:11 AM
seems like i have completed 1 of my missions tonight lol!! night night :)
SixSquared
05-07-2008, 01:12 AM
I can only imagine what your saying there because i only read the 1st sentence. but here is a song for u from me u gonna love it:2up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fZ987FBwUU
And i dont care how u feel..IT was pretty simple if u dont like the thread don't post now go on with your badself before i have to get the dike stick out:fightpig:
I can guarantee you my dike stick is a LOT bigger than yours, and I will gladly kick your little b!tch A$S with it.
ueyedgr8tness
05-07-2008, 01:13 AM
you people are complete idiots. lol.
hey now i was bored i had to post some shi* that was on my mind. just like going fishing u no its been a going to be a fun day when the sharks attack the line.But damn there jumping in the boat:lmfao:
SixSquared
05-07-2008, 01:15 AM
No... Chris was right... you're a complete idiot.
ueyedgr8tness
05-07-2008, 01:18 AM
I can guarantee you my dike stick is a LOT bigger than yours, and I will gladly kick your little b!tch A$S with it.
oooo I am so scared pls do yourself a favor and go eat some "mc donalds" because burger king wouldnt want u on his eating his shi* off:goodjob:
Oh by the way the exit is right over here----->:hanged: :cheers: Now what was the topic of the day? OH!! yea fu** lesbians bisexuals ftw!!
ueyedgr8tness
05-07-2008, 01:22 AM
No... Chris was right... you're a complete idiot.
last time i checked he said u people as in more than 1 lets see the list here..---------------------->
xPhantomSilviax
Ruststang
damn i only see to people oh well i was right you are on the list... NOw pls do yourself a favor and move on because your post that u make are about as dumb as another clinton in the white house (aint worth a shi*)
SixSquared
05-07-2008, 01:34 AM
Little boy, don't even try to talk politics... you're too stupid to understand sexual preferences... I doubt you possess the mental capacity for politics. And I'll do as I wish, thanks... including, but not limited to, staying in your thread just cause it pisses you off that I owned you a few times.
How about this... quit being a b!tch, go shove a broomstick in your ass "just to see how it feels", and come back when you're ready to try again.
SiRed94
05-07-2008, 02:52 AM
They'll all take d!ck
SixSquared
05-07-2008, 02:57 AM
^^Umm... no
SiRed94
05-07-2008, 04:12 AM
^^ Umm... yes... I'm talking lipstick lesbians here... not biker chics...
ueyedgr8tness
05-07-2008, 07:28 AM
Little boy, don't even try to talk politics... you're too stupid to understand sexual preferences... I doubt you possess the mental capacity for politics. And I'll do as I wish, thanks... including, but not limited to, staying in your thread just cause it pisses you off that I owned you a few times.
How about this... quit being a b!tch, go shove a broomstick in your ass "just to see how it feels", and come back when you're ready to try again.
LOl it pisses me off:thinking: its the net i would never go down to your level were i would get pissed off over the WL are some 1 talking about the choices i choose in life. to each there own. and once agian your wrong because there is nothing little about me:2up: I would show u my broom stick but i would hate to turn a ugly chick back straight :screwy:
ahmonrah
05-07-2008, 08:46 AM
nah i gave her my # and she just called me the other day.And was like wanting me to come chill with her.But i was like shi* last time i checked u don't like di** and she was like i don't but i could stand for u to be around me.just because your kewl like that:thinking: I don't get it:no:
hmm....your interactions with this chick in review:
a)gave her your #.
b)she just called you the other day wanting you to come chill with her.
c) regardless of your reply about her "prefering pvssy", you're still invited over even though you posess the wang.....
my synopsys =
play your cards right, she's gonna make up an excuse to get naughty eventually......
pm me in 2 weeks with progress reports
ahmonrah
05-07-2008, 08:58 AM
Why i am on that subject.. what about theses gay guy's?? ALL this gotdamn pu**y in the world and u got to run after di** WTF!! why would u run after something u have yourself omg!! it is so wrong how a guy could turn down a nice wet kitty for a coc*....
LIRL!!! but i look at it this way.
there's a silver lining to everything.....I dont care if dudes are gay(so long as they know i'm str8 and respect it), 'cause honestly what happens, is that thins the herd...less competition= more than the normal poundage deliveries.
in other words:
with more fisherman slappin poles together at the pond instead of fishing, the focused fisherman stands to catch more fish.
SixSquared
05-07-2008, 09:25 AM
^^ Umm... yes... I'm talking lipstick lesbians here... not biker chics...
I know plenty of femme girls.. and trust me... no.
I seriously can't believe you assholes... you say you have "no problem with gay men so long as they respect that you are straight"... why the fvck can't you respect that a girl's a lesbian?
And stay_up... I'm sorry... was there a point in you posting your pic? I could make some stereotypes on YOU, but I'm not going to, because I'm not gonna sink to your level.
ahmonrah
05-07-2008, 09:44 AM
^ ok miss.....
in my observation of SOME WOMEN CONVERTING TO LESBIANISM.......more often that not, it's due to her treatment by some guy in her life, citing "men aint shat", "i'll never trust another man again", "you men are all the same". the same for SOME men that are gay converts, some chick hurts them, they run to paul. (no offense to anyone named paul on here).
not that retarded ass "i didnt see the warning signs that (fill in name here) was bad news, but i flucked with them anyway, and they crushed me....so you know what?! all (insert sex here) are all the same I'M ONLY DEALING WITH(insert same sex here)
so in talking to a few women that i know of that are ummm "true lesbians" that i grew up with that honestly didnt date dudes, admitted they always like girls even if they did go with a guy or 2, they are fairly critical of str8 chicks in lesbian garb.
i know personally gay men & women, i dont base friendship on sexual preference, we are friends and we have always been real. that's where the respect comes in.
in closing,
IF YOU LIKE MEN/WOMEN say so. that makes you BI.
if, as a woman, you like women, always have and stuck with that regardless, congrats
you didnt let assumptions as to "what you should like" force you to fake it.
if, as a man, you like men, and as before, always have and stuck with that regardless, congrats
you didnt let assumptions as to "what you should like" force you to fake it.
for those that generalize a whole, based on what 1 person has done, so now you've cried in your pillow for 7 days, woke up and said "that's it. i'm gay" BOO you.
being hurt by one person, 20 or even 45, doesnt mean that all in that sex class are "just alike" and the remedy is to deal with same sex, dont be silly.
ahmonrah
05-07-2008, 09:52 AM
if you want to make this a good convo phantom, let's to it.
i'll share my views and you do the same, and let's keep it civil.
OPEN AND informative FORUM PEOPLE!!!
SixSquared
05-07-2008, 10:04 AM
I wasn't necessarily citing you specifically, but you just reminded me that a lot of straight men will say they have no problem with gay men, so long as they respect that they are straight, yadda yadda. In fact, I would bet that's the mentality of most of the people in this thread making moronic posts. My point is if you want respect, you have to give respect. Personally, I could care less if someone (male or female) is straight, bi, or homo... if they seem like someone interesting who I would want to be friends with, then we can be friends.
It's stupid people like stay_up that, quite frankly, disgust me. If you're interested in a girl, then it shouldn't matter her sexual preference... obviously she's done something interesting and you would like to get to know her. So she says "I'm a lesbian" at the end of the night... that's when you, as a MATURE ADULT, say "That's cool... can we still be friends?" and instead of thinking of your d!ck all the time, you actually make a cool friend. There's no reason to come on a forum calling names and making stereotypes and generalizations about something that you OBVIOUSLY have not a fvcking clue about.
ahmonrah
05-07-2008, 11:15 AM
I wasn't necessarily citing you specifically, but you just reminded me that a lot of straight men will say they have no problem with gay men, so long as they respect that they are straight, yadda yadda. In fact, I would bet that's the mentality of most of the people in this thread making moronic posts. My point is if you want respect, you have to give respect. Personally, I could care less if someone (male or female) is straight, bi, or homo... if they seem like someone interesting who I would want to be friends with, then we can be friends.
so in essence, me and you think the same way...and as with my comment that " no problem with gay men, so long as they respect that i am straight".......it's true, and based on EXPERIENCE. lemme see if i can paint a pic:
i'm 21, me and my girl move d-town atl. small apartment c-plex off p'tree.
our U-HAUL pulls up, i get out, she's a GA TECH student with class in a few, so i tell her to get to class, i'll empty the truck myself.....so that's what i do.
across the street i see window blinds flicker:???:, i look over:thinking:, they close. hours later the truck is nearly empty, except for the couch = huge!
across the street, i hear a door open/close and a dude asks me "hey bruh..you need help?" it's summer, hot as a ***** and i'm like "yeah..."
he helps me move it in, as my girl gets home, she walks up and takes one look at the dude and gets INSTANT GOOGLY EYES....she scurries inside as i think to myself "did she just:thinking:....ah great...this is gonna be interesting:rolleyes:"
long story short, he helps me move the couch, then over about 20min, commences to tell me about the neighborhood, the people that live there and asks about me/my girl, over a beer i give in gratitude for helping with the couch. since he asked about us, i do the same
then the WTF occurs...........
me: "so what do you do?"
him: "personal trainer/ calender model for black women magazines like ESSENCE"
me: "ahh that's kewl as ****! get a lotta play i bet!"
him: "PLENTY!:ninja:, ....i do interior design too..."
me: "ok, that's..:???:...kool too..."~til then (21) didnt know anyone in that line of work. ahem moving on....
him: "your stocky, you played sports?"
me: "yeah football, fullback, all growing up ~insert flashback to glory days~ yep, been over 200lbs since 8th grade but less than 10%fat. went to the service, came back but need to get the pudge down, since i've gotten lazy, gotta a card? what do you charge for training? rashad by the way" ~shake hands~
him: "yeah, you gotta THICK:yumyum: build..umm hmm ~scans me, i look like:thinking: "he didnt just..."~ well since you're a neighbor i'll do it free. but answer me this..."
now i'm confused......
me: "OK??"
HIM: "do she take care of you?"
me:" huh?"
~pause~ him: "you know, she TAKE CARE of you..."
me clueless to his insinuation : "psst nah man..psst you know. she go to school i make sure the crib is paid for, we do for eachother"
well, i didnt get what he was asking(didnt want to either, felt weird as i put his looks together since the BLINDS flickering! so he got to the point..
him: " i'm sayin, if you need :lickpuss: , if she aint doin you right, i gotcha ~b-boy stance~
me: "WHA?:eek::eek::eek: NAH HOMIE I DONT GO THERE....." tryin not to get :rant:
Him interupting: "i'm sayin though, you thick, u gotta big one in those shor..."
me: :rant: ~snatch the beer out his hand ~ "dude, take yo ass back across the street dude, **** this beer~toss it down the street~, told you i don't go there....WTF?" i get up walk in the crib and slam the door.
my girl was studying in the back room, came up to the front: "who was that?! ~her weak ass attempt to hide excitement over joe~
me: "sigh....the neighbor.....and sucks for you he's gay, just made a pass at me....."~grab a 40oz, damn that 16oz, from the fridge, plop on the couch~
she looked like someone stabbed her frickin soul!!!:eek:
3 months later he finally apologized( i mean mugged him everytime i seen him, that shat pissed me off!) , with her as a witness, tellin me "here in the ATL you gotta know, it's Downlow peoples all over" ~citing dudes with families, but playin with PAUL too~
we stayed there for 2yrs, he respected my stance and started tellin me what to look out for, why he got that way (molested as a boy) and never came at me that way again.
even met his ex wife before we moved to decatur, he didnt step out on her during marriage, she knew he was bi b4 they got together, and he told her when he was gonna go the other way, and got a peaceful divorce(in her words.) he earned respect in my eyes. (their son is a DR. at crawford long now)
hence my reason for "so long as my stance is respected, we cool...yours is as well"
Women can't really be lesbians. They can be bisexual, but they can never be truly gay. The is because even lesbians use properly shaped toys to get penetration. Therefore, they can never truly give up the c*ck.
chinitoxamor
05-07-2008, 12:23 PM
i still say... ALCOHOL AND DRUGS hahahahaha
MistaCee
05-07-2008, 12:59 PM
I know plenty of femme girls.. and trust me... no.
I seriously can't believe you assholes... you say you have "no problem with gay men so long as they respect that you are straight"... why the fvck can't you respect that a girl's a lesbian?
And stay_up... I'm sorry... was there a point in you posting your pic? I could make some stereotypes on YOU, but I'm not going to, because I'm not gonna sink to your level.
I seriously don't have much respect for gay men. I have plenty of lesbian friends and I respect that, just from what I've experienced I don't think most of the "lip stick" lesbians are straight up lesbian. Just my opinion.
ueyedgr8tness
05-07-2008, 04:09 PM
[And stay_up... I'm sorry... was there a point in you posting your pic? I could make some stereotypes on YOU, but I'm not going to, because I'm not gonna sink to your level.[/QUOTE]
lol stereotyping :lmfao: U called me little boy. When i am a grown a$$ man and has been since i had to learn to become 1 at the age of 12. I could careless about your views ppl say be open minded but i can't be open minded about something thats is totally against morals that this country has lost.I would be open minded to certain peoples view but yours i could careless about considering u didnt come in here with a mind to explain u only came in here running your fat a$$ mouth about some shi* u only think u no about. Your 2nd post was how this was the dumbest thread in WL well if sso why u still posting in it??:thinking: On top of that if u fu** faces care so much about being open want u go read the bible and learn something new for a change considering our morals was suppose to based off of it. IT somply say's (GOD made man for women and women for men) but i am sure u dont care about that stuff so we will stay with just being human.
I got a ? for u since your so smart if male dogs and cat's fu**ed each other wouldnt it be weird?
If animals don't even do it and think it is disgust why does human people do shi* that a animal wouldn't even do..
ueyedgr8tness
05-07-2008, 04:26 PM
hmm....your interactions with this chick in review:
a)gave her your #.
b)she just called you the other day wanting you to come chill with her.
c) regardless of your reply about her "prefering pvssy", you're still invited over even though you posess the wang.....
my synopsys =
play your cards right, she's gonna make up an excuse to get naughty eventually......
pm me in 2 weeks with progress reports
:goodjob: I try to tell these kats she wouldnt of called if she wasnt interested in something.But after all said and done it is not really about me trying to fu** her.I was just pissed at how cold she is toward men:yes:
MistaCee
05-07-2008, 05:50 PM
:goodjob: I try to tell these kats she wouldnt of called if she wasnt interested in something.But after all said and done it is not really about me trying to fu** her.I was just pissed at how cold she is toward men:yes:
Yea its not all about getting the poussy:ninja:
"Lesbian" friends are kewl to have:goodjob:
MistaCee
05-07-2008, 05:57 PM
I wasn't necessarily citing you specifically, but you just reminded me that a lot of straight men will say they have no problem with gay men, so long as they respect that they are straight, yadda yadda. In fact, I would bet that's the mentality of most of the people in this thread making moronic posts. My point is if you want respect, you have to give respect. Personally, I could care less if someone (male or female) is straight, bi, or homo... if they seem like someone interesting who I would want to be friends with, then we can be friends.
It's stupid people like stay_up that, quite frankly, disgust me. If you're interested in a girl, then it shouldn't matter her sexual preference... obviously she's done something interesting and you would like to get to know her. So she says "I'm a lesbian" at the end of the night... that's when you, as a MATURE ADULT, say "That's cool... can we still be friends?" and instead of thinking of your d!ck all the time, you actually make a cool friend. There's no reason to come on a forum calling names and making stereotypes and generalizations about something that you OBVIOUSLY have not a fvcking clue about.
That kind of what I meant when I told him to play it cool and not just go chill with her to have sex.
SixSquared
05-07-2008, 07:17 PM
[And stay_up... I'm sorry... was there a point in you posting your pic? I could make some stereotypes on YOU, but I'm not going to, because I'm not gonna sink to your level.
lol stereotyping :lmfao: U called me little boy. When i am a grown a$$ man and has been since i had to learn to become 1 at the age of 12. I could careless about your views ppl say be open minded but i can't be open minded about something thats is totally against morals that this country has lost.I would be open minded to certain peoples view but yours i could careless about considering u didnt come in here with a mind to explain u only came in here running your fat a$$ mouth about some shi* u only think u no about. Your 2nd post was how this was the dumbest thread in WL well if sso why u still posting in it??:thinking: On top of that if u fu** faces care so much about being open want u go read the bible and learn something new for a change considering our morals was suppose to based off of it. IT somply say's (GOD made man for women and women for men) but i am sure u dont care about that stuff so we will stay with just being human.
I got a ? for u since your so smart if male dogs and cat's fu**ed each other wouldnt it be weird?
If animals don't even do it and think it is disgust why does human people do shi* that a animal wouldn't even do..[/QUOTE]
It's disgusting that people don't do things animals do, huh? So it must be appalling to you to take a shower every day, wear clothes, brush your teeth, drive a car, walk into buildings... yeah... absolutely disgusting. Idiot.
And I've read the bible cover to cover thanks.
BTLFED
05-07-2008, 09:35 PM
I sooo wanna post more in this thread......
But I'll just watch....
ueyedgr8tness
05-07-2008, 11:29 PM
OK if your have read it u must of not learned a damn thing...I want hit u with the stuff im talking about.I just hope u are open minded enough to go back thrue and c that it was i am talking about.
ANd i was saying is if the dogs and cats are not on our level yet they want even do things that humans do like male on male sex are female. Wouldnt it seem pretty sick for us to do shi* even a dog wouldnt do?
But w/e i am going to leave u on your on mind terms in thinking u so called owned me lol!! i would sit here for the next 2 weeks burning a hole in my keyboard but it want prove shi*. and i only started the thread because i was pissed off about the topic. so who cares what u are me think. but i say FU** lesbo dikes and bisexuals ftmfw!!
Im out just so i want have to break it out and make this bit** cry
SixSquared
05-07-2008, 11:57 PM
oooh I'm so scared. You honestly think I care enough about what an ignorant motherfvcker like you says that I'm gonna waste a tear on it? Negatory. And if you're so keen on your bible, then cite your argument. I read it with an open mind. Some of it was enlightenment, some of it was (to me) hypocrisy.
And if you do your research about dogs and cats, since you're so knowledgeable on animal psychology, you would know that animals will hump same sex animals a LOT. It's a display of dominance. Female dogs hump female dogs, male dogs hump male dogs... happens all the time... we as humans just found a way to get some fun out of it.
Get pissed off all you want, but don't be hateful and ignorant to an entire group of people just because of one incident. I didn't join the KKK just because a black man broke into my car.
Tech5
05-08-2008, 12:03 AM
bahahhaaha repped for that one I need to try it:lmfao: :lmfao:
Go to her house, fuk her in the ass, wipe your dic on her curtains, and leave. That will teach her to be a lesbian.
osnap
05-08-2008, 03:23 AM
I usually don't pull myself into these sorts of threads, but this one involves a friend, so fock it :D
stay_up, man, I'm sorry, but it seriously pains me to read your posts. Partially (okay, mostly) because they're just stupid, but perhaps more so because my 8 year old nephew can seriously honest-to-god write a more decipherable sentence than the illiterate garbage you spew. I literally have to read some of your posts 2 or 3 times to get the faintest clue of what it is you're trying to say.... its as if I have to "stay_up" all damn night to translate what the hell it is you're saying.
Not trying to beef or anything, man, but seriously, if you insist on spreading your ignorant opinions through some long ass diatribe, at least use the damn spell check if you want to be taken even half-way seriously. For being a "grown ass man", you sure don't type like one. This thread is pathetic enough as it is due to its stupid subject matter and blatant intolerance, and it really doesn't need the grammatical prowess of a 6-year old making it any more laughable.
PS, don't view this as an attack or anything, but if you do, please save yourself the humiliation and spare us one of your witty comebacks. The most clever of your responses so far has been a link to a fukcing Soulja Boy video... which is honestly just pitiful, if not plain hilarious.
HeLLo iM iZzY
05-08-2008, 06:48 PM
Someone always has to f*ck up a thread for the rest of us.
ahmonrah
05-09-2008, 12:13 AM
wtf happened up in here!!>>++
wtf happened up in here!!>>++Lotta vagi-talk.
People do realize that a vagina isn't much more than an armpit with juice coming out of it, right?
MistaCee
05-09-2008, 01:35 PM
Lotta vagi-talk.
People do realize that a vagina isn't much more than an armpit with juice coming out of it, right?
LOOOOOL
LOOOOOLWhat? It's true and you know that some of these chicks seriously need a stick of deodorant or something up in there.
MistaCee
05-09-2008, 01:38 PM
What? It's true and you know that some of these chicks seriously need a stick of deodorant or something up in there.
If a girl is stinking in there I wouldn't mess with her.
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