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BABY J
04-29-2008, 05:46 PM
Okay --- tryna see what people think aboout this. I see NO reason for a grown a$$ man to wear sandals unless he is LITERALY on the beach. Not "on the way from the car to the beach" - I mean LITERALLY on the beach. And even then, why not just go bare-feet. A f*ckin grown a$$ man wears REAL shoes d*mmit!! I just checked the Official Regulations of Earth... and it CLEARLY states that unless the temperature is 176 degrees no man wears sandals.

PS: the only thing MORE gay than sandals, is the flip-flops.:D


*discuss*


LADIES - a man walks up to you w/ sandals on and it's 65 degrees in Atlanta, GA tryna get your number... I mean can you REALLY take him seriously? :thinking:

KPowerEP3
04-29-2008, 05:50 PM
GTFO with that sh*t. I LOVE my flip flops.

You know what I love more than that, though?

Vagina.

BTLFED
04-29-2008, 05:50 PM
Define "Sandals." Are we talking like Jesus cleats?

BABY J
04-29-2008, 05:51 PM
HA HA - never heard of that term. I will find some pics. ;)

BABY J
04-29-2008, 05:57 PM
hmmmm

BABY J
04-29-2008, 05:58 PM
Yeah - definitely gay. lol. In fact... it's impossible to to look UN-gay if you are a man in sandals. Show me a man in sandals that doesn't look like he will give you head.

wantboost
04-29-2008, 05:58 PM
i have one pair of adidas that i wear with socks in between games lol

BTLFED
04-29-2008, 06:01 PM
Yeah - definitely gay. lol. In fact... it's impossible to to look UN-gay if you are a man in sandals. Show me a man in sandals that doesn't look like he will give you head.

Oh you mean sandals like that? My dad has a pair like the first ones you posted that he golfs in. He is obviously no where near gay.

Me personally, I don't wear no open toed bull**** like that.

Mr. Clean
04-29-2008, 06:02 PM
this is the guy that wears sandals:

http://www.sandalandsoxer.co.uk/linus+andrew.jpg

flip-flops are just OKAY... but yeah... def no on the sandals unless he's like hiking a ****ing mountain and wears like the north face sandals or something.

or a black man in a suit with some baller ass leather sandals is ight:

http://fashioni.st/uploaded_images/preveen_shoes-726251.jpg


but def. no to the rubber man sandal.

http://www.zyshoes.cn/upfiles/nslx/za102.jpg

BABY J
04-29-2008, 06:03 PM
i have one pair of adidas that i wear with socks in between games lol

Oh REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELY? :D I will check the Regulations and see if sports logo sandals are approved.

gijoe0720
04-29-2008, 06:03 PM
Jerusalem cruisers are gay but not flip flops

bandydesign
04-29-2008, 06:05 PM
about fuking time! Sandals on guys FTMFL!

BABY J
04-29-2008, 06:16 PM
LOL @ CLEANSOL dropping the knowledge. But why does the 1 guy have to be a "black" man in a suit? RACISE!!! And "baller a$$ sandals"?? No such thing. :)

Jimmy B
04-29-2008, 06:21 PM
i got some san.. i mean well they are really flip flops, they are good quality expensive ones though.. i jsut wear em when im going to the lake, or dont feel like wearing shoes.. i like being barefoot moreso than wearign shoes

Bruce Leroy
04-29-2008, 06:25 PM
sandals are ok in Florida, but not ga.

BABY J
04-29-2008, 06:26 PM
Yo Jimmy... do yours have the little piece that goes in between your toes? Please say no.

nreggie454
04-29-2008, 06:28 PM
I wear flip flops with pride. Nothing gay about it IMO. Really comfy.

However..

it doesn't help that the brand name is Rainbows.

BABY J
04-29-2008, 06:31 PM
I wear flip flops with pride. Nothing gay about it IMO. Really comfy.

However..

it doesn't help that the brand name is Rainbows.

GTF outta here. U better be playing. Pics or ban - lol. Gay Pride Sandals FTL.

uproot
04-29-2008, 06:33 PM
flip flops ftw.

MistaCee
04-29-2008, 06:39 PM
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/blacklid/Ackles/f_0011m_82cdd35.jpg


Gay as hell

Elbow
04-29-2008, 06:53 PM
I wear flip flops, all the time, girls like guys with flip flops over guys with real "kicks" they like feet, especially mine

GIXXERDK
04-29-2008, 06:54 PM
Just when they have ugly ass feet.

nreggie454
04-29-2008, 06:57 PM
GTF outta here. U better be playing. Pics or ban - lol. Gay Pride Sandals FTL.

http://www.beachbums.com/images/large/301dbrnw_lg.jpg

Elbow
04-29-2008, 07:00 PM
^Best flip flops, last years

green91
04-29-2008, 07:02 PM
this thread is uber gay. i wear sandals all the time when im off work. i guess next time im at the pool or on the lake ill slide my shoes on and off before getting in or out of the water. hell i wear them even when im nowhere near water.

sogood
04-29-2008, 07:02 PM
^Best flip flops, last years

I can't stand Rainbows, they were without a doubt the most uncomfortable flip flops I've ever tried.

I prefer sandals, like Chaco's.

nreggie454
04-29-2008, 07:04 PM
I can't stand Rainbows, they were without a doubt the most uncomfortable flip flops I've ever tried.

I prefer sandals, like Chaco's.

Brand new, they aren't the best. However, if you stick with them and break them in, they are awesome.

green91
04-29-2008, 07:19 PM
chacos are comfortable, i really like reef sandals

BABY J
04-29-2008, 07:29 PM
http://www.beachbums.com/images/large/301dbrnw_lg.jpg




http://www.seriouscustoms.com/lmao/bush_uhhh.gif

man
04-29-2008, 07:34 PM
Sandals are a white people thing. It's biologically impossible for you to understand. Just like it's impossible for me to understand why the black people in my neighborhood swim in the pool fully clothed (including socks)

BABY J
04-29-2008, 07:40 PM
I don't swim unless it's an emergency --- and even then, you better be GOOOOD and drowing b4 I'm getting in there. The funny part tho - is that I swim better than most. It's a black thing.

OneSlow5pt0
04-29-2008, 07:44 PM
lol,i rock my corona flip flops

SouthSide Tay
04-29-2008, 07:49 PM
you dont get ANY gayer than the fags in abercrombie sandals and torn khaki cargro PANTS with a tight hoodie on




GAY :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay:

green91
04-29-2008, 07:54 PM
[you] i dunno

Sledlude
04-29-2008, 07:58 PM
they look sexy on carl from aqua teen

Double_0_Rusty
04-29-2008, 08:28 PM
I don't wear sandals or flips, but I do wear Sperry's.

http://www.bennettsclothing.com/images/SMbillfish_TanBeige.jpg

HeLLo iM iZzY
04-29-2008, 08:31 PM
you dont get ANY gayer than the fags in abercrombie sandals and torn khaki cargro PANTS with a tight hoodie on




GAY :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay:Looks like your mom shoulda swalled you pal.

Id all b c00 tho CuZ i tRaP aLL dEy eRrRdEy nAh MeaN, tRaP sTay bOOmiN cUzZo, I sLinG lEfT n RiGht, hOeS eRrWheRe.

LOL !

Dr.G35
04-29-2008, 08:36 PM
I can't stand Rainbows, they were without a doubt the most uncomfortable flip flops I've ever tried.

I prefer sandals, like Chaco's.

what? you have to wear them in for them to get comfortable. flip flops are awesome, not sandals.

Ender
04-29-2008, 08:45 PM
I only get to wear sandals because my feet are covered in hair, and we know if it's covered in hair, it's manly.

But I do have studs in my sandals thus making it emo/goth/biker thus ghey.

HeLLo iM iZzY
04-29-2008, 08:57 PM
What you guys knows about the bottled sandals?

Jesus used these to walk across water.

http://www.africancrisis.org/images/ShoesAfricanStyle.jpg

WAAASSSAAAAAAP ! :crazy:

chinitoxamor
04-29-2008, 09:17 PM
i dont know about everyone here but i think this is the sh.it :D

http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/16700_01_d.jpg
http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/16700_02_d.jpg

http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/16700_06_d.jpg

http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/16700_04_d.jpg

BKgen®
04-29-2008, 09:24 PM
agreed. queer gear.

Jimmy B
04-29-2008, 09:32 PM
i have some like rainbows, but that look better.. i really miss my old ones.. they were COMFY!

but no, i REALLY dont dress like the abercom fags..

chinitoxamor
04-29-2008, 09:43 PM
i have some like rainbows, but that look better.. i really miss my old ones.. they were COMFY!

but no, i REALLY dont dress like the abercom fags..

i like the flipflops and boxers from abercrombie&fitch

jeans from express , dkny , claiborne, inc, true religion

shirts i get from express , guess, dkny, calvin klein

belts i get from AX

sogood
04-29-2008, 10:01 PM
what? you have to wear them in for them to get comfortable. flip flops are awesome, not sandals.

You know, call me crazy, but I guess I just prefer to not have to wear shoes in for months for them to be comfortable... :dunno:

Deke
04-29-2008, 10:59 PM
http://www.beachbums.com/images/large/301dbrnw_lg.jpg

FTW

I wear Rainbows probably 75% of the year. That being said I am a college student so it's completely acceptable.

IndianStig
04-29-2008, 11:12 PM
Sandals are great for rafting. Really anykind of boating.

/threadfail

nreggie454
04-29-2008, 11:15 PM
You know, call me crazy, but I guess I just prefer to not have to wear shoes in for months for them to be comfortable... :dunno:

It is so worth it. Also, it takes a month TOPS if you wear them fairly regularly.

delslo
04-29-2008, 11:34 PM
brett is apparently gayer than sandals???????? sorry bret

Jecht
04-29-2008, 11:40 PM
Sandals > Brett. :lmao:

sogood
04-30-2008, 12:00 AM
It is so worth it. Also, it takes a month TOPS if you wear them fairly regularly.

lol Still not worth it to me. I'd prefer my shoes to be comfortable when I buy them, not a month later.

OneSlow5pt0
04-30-2008, 12:06 AM
rainbows look little to preppy for me

ShooterMcGavin
04-30-2008, 09:40 AM
i usually only wear sport sandals out, don't see what the problem is, esp if i'm carrying my bball shoes in the bag as i'm on the way to play. and i have some sandals w/the straps, but those are for when i've gone tubing/rafting as they pretty much serve as water shoes so i don't cut the sh1t out of my feet on rocks.

oh btw, flip flops are def gay though :D

blackboi50
04-30-2008, 09:56 AM
brett is apparently gayer than sandals???????? sorry bret

yea looks like brett won this one!!!! :D....1

Ran
04-30-2008, 10:01 AM
I'm on the fence about sandals. I'll slip some on if I'm taking out the trash or some sh*t, but that's about it.

Flip-Flops, however, are the gayest f*cking footwear ever made. Not only do they make you look like a retarded tourist who left his shoes in the hotel, the "plop plop...plop plop" sound you make while walking only serves to enhance your already faggofied appearance. I'm sure they do well to accent your cut-off jean shorts though. :gay:

bastarling84
04-30-2008, 10:02 AM
I was not aware of this rule. I wear flip flops in the summer all the time. Time to hop in the Miata and drive off in teh sunset.

Killer
04-30-2008, 11:13 AM
Okay --- tryna see what people think aboout this. I see NO reason for a grown a$$ man to wear sandals unless he is LITERALY on the beach. Not "on the way from the car to the beach" - I mean LITERALLY on the beach. And even then, why not just go bare-feet. A f*ckin grown a$$ man wears REAL shoes d*mmit!! I just checked the Official Regulations of Earth... and it CLEARLY states that unless the temperature is 176 degrees no man wears sandals.

PS: the only thing MORE gay than sandals, is the flip-flops.:D


*discuss*


LADIES - a man walks up to you w/ sandals on and it's 65 degrees in Atlanta, GA tryna get your number... I mean can you REALLY take him seriously? :thinking:

i agree... sandals are gay... only thing gayer is sandals and socks...

BUT FLIP FLOPS ROCK!!! i have a pair of 50 dollar flip flops(reef) that have outlasted any pair of shoes i own and are more comfortable...... and... AND.. AND!!! they have beer bottle openers on the bottom...

there is nothing gay about poppin the top on a cold one.. any place.. any time....

i don't care who disagrees.... i'm secure in my man hood, i love women... hate men.... and WEAR THE EF OUT OF MY FLIP FLOPS!

nreggie454
04-30-2008, 11:15 AM
i agree... sandals are gay... only thing gayer is sandals and socks...

BUT FLIP FLOPS ROCK!!! i have a pair of 50 dollar flip flops(reef) that have outlasted any pair of shoes i own and are more comfortable...... and... AND.. AND!!! they have beer bottle openers on the bottom...

there is nothing gay about poppin the top on a cold one.. any place.. any time....

i don't care who disagrees.... i'm secure in my man hood, i love women... hate men.... and WEAR THE EF OUT OF MY FLIP FLOPS!

One of my friends has a pair of Reefs with the bottle opener in the bottom, and I do have to say that it is one of the greatest ideas ever.

Killer
04-30-2008, 11:25 AM
One of my friends has a pair of Reefs with the bottle opener in the bottom, and I do have to say that it is one of the greatest ideas ever.

exactly... reef also makes them with a flask in each flip flop.. so you can carry about 2 shots with you where ever you go...

these flip flops have the air cushioned souls and everything...

i remember one year at nopi... my friends were like "dude.. you shoulda wore sneakers to walk around in all day" i assured them my feet were more comfortable than theirs... and could breathe 20x better


REEF'S FTW!!!! BRETTS GAYER THAN SANDALS!!!!

Ran
04-30-2008, 11:26 AM
50 dollar flip flops(reef)Instant Fail

$50 for two slabs with a toe strap? You've got to be out of your mind. :lmfao:

Killer
04-30-2008, 11:36 AM
Instant Fail

$50 for two slabs with a toe strap? You've got to be out of your mind. :lmfao:


you going to MM tonight??? these flip flops are more than what you think... trust me...

Ran
04-30-2008, 12:02 PM
you going to MM tonight???Are you actually going to be this time? I might make it. Not sure, the girlfriend is feeling pretty rough so I might be on boyfriend duty. We'll see.


these flip flops are more than what you think... trust me...I don't see how, but we'll see.

Killer
04-30-2008, 01:52 PM
reasonings... supported with pics.. (you'll have to give mine a break.. as they are atleast 3 years old.. and have seen plenty of beach/creek/lake/river time.... besides normal abuse..)

1. Stylish as all get out!!!!
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/kvb1085/DSC_0913.jpg

2. VERY COMFY!!!! have air/gel souls, besides the extremely thick shock absorption soul the flip flop already has... the strap is insanely comfy as well.. it's wide so it doesn't rub your foot raw.. and is made of some awesome material that stays comfy wet or dry!!!
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/kvb1085/DSC_0917.jpg


http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/kvb1085/DSC_0918.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/kvb1085/DSC_0919.jpg

3. BEER BOTTLE OPENER ON BOTTOM!!!!!!!
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b132/kvb1085/DSC_0921.jpg


^^^^ if that's gay.. next time i see any of you use anything BUT YOUR TEETH OR BARE HANDS to open a non twist beer bottle.. you are automatically the biggest queer in history... end of discussion...

Black R
04-30-2008, 02:09 PM
**** is definitely gay.

BABY J
04-30-2008, 02:16 PM
LOL @ RAN coming in here wrecking shop. And those shoes you just posted prove my point perfectly... go-go gadget beer-bottle-opener! Booooooooooooooo. Hiiiiiiiisssssssss.

MistaCee
04-30-2008, 02:20 PM
LOL @ RAN coming in here wrecking shop. And those shoes you just posted prove my point perfectly... go-go gadget beer-bottle-opener! Booooooooooooooo. Hiiiiiiiisssssssss.

Lol super goo goo gel for comfort http://smiliesftw.com/x/superghey.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

Killer
04-30-2008, 02:27 PM
LOL @ RAN coming in here wrecking shop. And those shoes you just posted prove my point perfectly... go-go gadget beer-bottle-opener! Booooooooooooooo. Hiiiiiiiisssssssss.

next time your at the beach/lake/river/creek/out anywhere without a bottle opener..... and you're dying of thirst with a cold one in your hand... and i walk buy...

don't even ask me to lend a hand...

Ran
04-30-2008, 04:51 PM
^^^^ if that's gay.. next time i see any of you use anything BUT YOUR TEETH OR BARE HANDS to open a non twist beer bottle.. you are automatically the biggest queer in history... end of discussion...1) I have an aluminum business card shaped bottle opener in my wallet. :goodjob:

2) The beer bottle opener on the shoe is pretty cool but, the flip-flop itself, not so much. Sorry dude, but you could put anything you want on a flip-flop and I'll still it's fruity just because of how they look. It's like driving a Daewoo and putting Leather Seats and Volks on it. Not bad additions but, in the end, it's still a Daewoo and you're still a dude in flip-flops. lol

Also, if you wear socks with them, I'll kill you on the spot. :D

Killer
04-30-2008, 04:54 PM
1) I have an aluminum business card shaped bottle opener in my wallet. :goodjob:

2) The beer bottle opener on the shoe is pretty cool but, the flip-flop itself, not so much. Sorry dude, but you could put anything you want on a flip-flop and I'll still it's fruity just because of how they look. It's like driving a Daewoo and putting Leather Seats and Volks on it. Not bad additions but, in the end, it's still a Daewoo and you're still a dude in flip-flops. lol

Also, if you wear socks with them, I'll kill you on the spot. :D

i don't... but i'm going to tonight.. just to piss you off... and watch your little half breed self sit there instead of doing anything about me wearing MAN FLOPS and SOCKS!!!!

Ran
04-30-2008, 04:58 PM
i don't... but i'm going to tonight.. just to piss you off... and watch your little half breed self sit there instead of doing anything about me wearing MAN FLOPS and SOCKS!!!! :lmfao: @ Man-Flops

R3RUN
04-30-2008, 08:32 PM
Sandals FTW. Florida is hot as balls.

BABY J
04-30-2008, 09:49 PM
I am in Phoenix until the 12th --- and I'm sorry, NOT happening. I've spent summers in Cairo as as well as my Operation Desert Shift stuff --- in my off time I never had the gall to wear some d*mn sandals... LOL.

Sorry - GAY!

3.5altman
04-30-2008, 09:59 PM
Okay --- tryna see what people think aboout this. I see NO reason for a grown a$$ man to wear sandals unless he is LITERALY on the beach. Not "on the way from the car to the beach" - I mean LITERALLY on the beach. And even then, why not just go bare-feet. A f*ckin grown a$$ man wears REAL shoes d*mmit!! I just checked the Official Regulations of Earth... and it CLEARLY states that unless the temperature is 176 degrees no man wears sandals.

PS: the only thing MORE gay than sandals, is the flip-flops.:D


*discuss*


LADIES - a man walks up to you w/ sandals on and it's 65 degrees in Atlanta, GA tryna get your number... I mean can you REALLY take him seriously? :thinking:



You got a point homie... but Why the **** are guys wearing white flip flops for anyways :???:


NEWS FLASH PART 2!!!

SANDELS ARENT MADE FOR EVERBODY... LADYS IF YOU FEET ARE SOO FU*KED UP THAT THE CHINESE LADY CANT FIX THEM STICK TO SHOES. THANK YOU

DunDunSkeert
04-30-2008, 10:01 PM
ya they are pretty gay.

FasTech
04-30-2008, 10:18 PM
ya they are pretty gay.


Don't lie you were them to you sh!tface c@ckmaster.....

puregroove
05-01-2008, 02:02 AM
i have a pair of 50 dollar flip flops(reef) that have outlasted any pair of shoes i own and are more comfortable...... and... AND.. AND!!! they have beer bottle openers on the bottom...


I have a pair of these and they are ganksta, man... don't care what anyone says... :D

DecoyOctopus
05-01-2008, 09:37 AM
INDIANS LOVE SANDALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im convicinced that is their footwear of choice. i had a mechanic come to my job, greasy, sweaty, and most of all INDIAN and he was wearing thong sandals. he had a mechanic body suit with thong sandlas, like he was doing tune ups at the beach or something. Ive noticed a sandal epidemic among indian ppl, and another thing they do is buy toyotas...and if they are rich indians they have a lexus...is it just me or does anyone else see this?

Killer
05-01-2008, 09:42 AM
I have a pair of these and they are ganksta, man... don't care what anyone says... :D

werd! repped!!!

Chuckster
05-01-2008, 08:38 PM
Sandals are gay.

Flip flops are a must. Half the time I cant stand wearing shoes.

Chuckster
05-01-2008, 08:49 PM
bed:stu FTW

ahmonrah
05-02-2008, 03:16 PM
hmmmmgayness confirmed......those yokels did diplay gayness! i'm partial to barefoot s long as i'm on my own land

_Christian_
05-02-2008, 03:25 PM
I <3 FLIP FLOPS

ahmonrah
05-02-2008, 03:37 PM
1) I have an aluminum business card shaped bottle opener in my wallet. :goodjob:

2) The beer bottle opener on the shoe is pretty cool but, the flip-flop itself, not so much. Sorry dude, but you could put anything you want on a flip-flop and I'll still it's fruity just because of how they look. It's like driving a Daewoo and putting Leather Seats and Volks on it. Not bad additions but, in the end, it's still a Daewoo and you're still a dude in flip-flops. lol

Also, if you wear socks with them, I'll kill you on the spot. :Dlirl!
my girl bought me a pair of leather sandals....last summer. i'm sorry i cant do it, so i let the dog chew 'em seeing as how he only likes to gnaw on brown leather, belts and wallets included.....after i figured that out i had to buy all black leather goods.

Ronsam2006
05-02-2008, 10:45 PM
you dont get ANY gayer than the fags in abercrombie sandals and torn khaki cargro PANTS with a tight hoodie on




GAY :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay: :gay:
HOLY SHIIT! That is gaaay as fuccccckk!!!! +1 to you for a good picture description of gay!

superboost
05-02-2008, 11:37 PM
mandals are officially gay

redrumracer
08-18-2008, 07:24 PM
FLIP FLOPS FTW as long as its not a politician

JDMJAYDC2
08-18-2008, 07:25 PM
Yeah - definitely gay. lol. In fact... it's impossible to to look UN-gay if you are a man in sandals. Show me a man in sandals that doesn't look like he will give you head.

here you go sir:D E. Honda ftw lol

BABY J
08-18-2008, 07:32 PM
LMFAO!!! This E-Honda imposter would def suck you off in the back of a Chinese restaurant.

alpine_aw11
08-18-2008, 07:33 PM
I like my Reefs. Way to find the gayest men possible on the pics btw.

civic95
08-18-2008, 09:22 PM
Keep wearing socks and shoes in the middle of summer. You'll end up with athletes foot.

Someone collecting a 100 pair of rainbow colored basketball shoes, and then storing them in boxes when not worn, and keeping the shoes cleaner then they do themselves is not gay?
Not to mention having a hat to match each pair!


Tell me this guy is not what you call "On the down low"

http://theshoegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/jrock.jpg

Evil Goat
08-18-2008, 10:09 PM
PS: the only thing MORE gay than sandals, is the queers who wear pink shirts and flip-flops with jeans.:D


fixed...

BABY J
08-19-2008, 10:49 AM
LOL

FlipKing
08-19-2008, 12:12 PM
sandals are gay, flip flops are Baller, :-p I wear my flip flops a ton

alpine_aw11
08-19-2008, 03:01 PM
I think people who care enough about flip flops to make a thread concerning their gayness is gay.

Turbo Terrance
08-19-2008, 09:39 PM
IF IT HAS ADIDAS, NIKE, JORDAN, ETC,ETC ON EM THEN ITS OK.....

BABY J
08-19-2008, 11:07 PM
I think people who care enough about flip flops to make a thread concerning their gayness is gay.

Kick rocks.