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BKgen®
04-24-2008, 07:49 AM
An 18-year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.


Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.


Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature, distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You try again."

Sammich
04-24-2008, 07:50 AM
REPOST U KDM RICER RAT ROD BISH

BKgen®
04-24-2008, 07:52 AM
lies

Ran
04-24-2008, 07:55 AM
REPOST YOU KDM WANNABE CRACKA!

BKgen®
04-24-2008, 07:57 AM
it may be a repost...

but you guys are still gay.

Sammich
04-24-2008, 07:58 AM
it may be a repost...

but PBS f*cks my gf.

i told that hoe to keep her mouth shut....when sucking my d*ck

Crazy Asian
04-24-2008, 08:23 AM
CRACKA WHITE FATTY CRACKER!!!

BKgen®
04-24-2008, 08:25 AM
CRACKA WHITE FATTY CRACKER!!!

lols i is a cracka but i ain't no peter griffin mutha f*cka

Crazy Asian
04-24-2008, 08:28 AM
Yous drive a rat rod and a fat tib.

Sammich
04-24-2008, 08:28 AM
Yous drive a rat rod and a fat tib.

sounds like peter griffin to me

Crazy Asian
04-24-2008, 08:34 AM
indeed.

Ran
04-24-2008, 08:35 AM
lol @ this thread turning into a "harass GKtib®" thread

BKgen®
04-24-2008, 08:47 AM
^that's every thread

Sammich
04-24-2008, 08:52 AM
^that's every thread

its a thin love between fries and shakes

ShooterMcGavin
04-24-2008, 09:19 AM
just cuz it's a new yr doesn't make this a new joke...

Sammich
04-24-2008, 09:22 AM
just cuz it's a new yr doesn't make this a new joke...

i know right..we already put brett in his place with the repost..and he's stopped..08 brings a new reposter:gay:

BKgen®
04-24-2008, 09:47 AM
just cuz it's a new yr doesn't make this a new joke...

just because you're a sh*thead doesn't mean you can go around talking sh*t.

ilu no homo :D

ShooterMcGavin
04-24-2008, 09:53 AM
just because you're a sh*thead doesn't mean you can go around talking sh*t.

ilu no homo :D
indeed, that's why i'm not a sh1thead :goodjob:

thinkfast®
04-24-2008, 09:57 AM
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to McCain and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, McCain is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said,"When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb ass get down."

Sammich
04-24-2008, 09:58 AM
*crickets*

HeLLo iM iZzY
04-24-2008, 10:01 AM
*crickets*x2

https://www.thailandunique.com/store/images/bc2.jpg

Sammich
04-24-2008, 10:02 AM
x2

https://www.thailandunique.com/store/images/bc2.jpg

epic big crickets are epic big

http://static.flickr.com/23/33592934_e593069793.jpg

ShooterMcGavin
04-24-2008, 10:28 AM
that was cute ricky, i wouldn't have expected something like that from you :D

thinkfast®
04-24-2008, 10:38 AM
YEA MAN I WAS ALL LIKE WHAT THE FUK