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TheGodfather
04-22-2008, 11:38 PM
By yours truly.

I will not be touching nor looking at your rectal cavity. Just using your own cell phone you provide, on video mode, tape it to the end of a broom stick, and ram it up your keester.

Meet me at the corner of Donald Lee Hollowell Pkwy and Joseph E Lowery.

TTFN! (ta ta for now.)
Buttons
04-22-2008, 11:46 PM
WoOoW.
Echonova
04-22-2008, 11:51 PM
By yours truly.

I will not be touching nor looking at your rectal cavity. Just using your own cell phone you provide, on video mode, tape it to the end of a broom stick, and ram it up your keester.

Meet me at the corner of Donald Lee Hollowell Pkwy and Joseph E Lowery.

TTFN! (ta ta for now.)http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/douche-1.gif
nreggie454
04-22-2008, 11:52 PM
WoOoW.

You would like that, wouldn't you?

whore
TheGodfather
04-22-2008, 11:57 PM
You would like that, wouldn't you?

whore

LOL!

And echo, why the colon hate broskie?
Echonova
04-22-2008, 11:59 PM
LOL!

And echo, why the colon hate broskie?My colon has no love for me, so I hate it back...:(
TheGodfather
04-23-2008, 12:00 AM
My colon has no love for me, so I hate it back...:(

I'm terribly sorry.
Buttons
04-23-2008, 12:09 AM
You would like that, wouldn't you?

whore

i sent him a message on aim saying "no."


alwaysup2sumtyn: (11:50:17 PM): i dont want a colonoscopy
TheGodfather
04-23-2008, 12:12 AM
i sent him a message on aim saying "no."


alwaysup2sumtyn: (11:50:17 PM): i dont want a colonoscopy

LOL

There are other options.
Buttons
04-23-2008, 12:15 AM
LOL

There are other options.


LOL... are you going to be a doctor now?

I need to take a visit to an OB/GYN soon if ya know what i mean :boobies:
TheGodfather
04-23-2008, 12:16 AM
LOL... are you going to be a doctor now?

I need to take a visit to an OB/GYN soon if ya know what i mean :boobies:


:idb:
Buttons
04-23-2008, 12:18 AM
:idb:



then you can tell OneDurtyZ that i'm not a guy.
Echonova
04-23-2008, 12:19 AM
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r72/TowHo459/OB.jpg
sogood
04-23-2008, 12:24 AM
then you can tell OneDurtyZ that i'm not a guy.

You'd still look like a 12 year old boy though, so that's a moot point.
Buttons
04-23-2008, 12:27 AM
You'd still look like a 12 year old boy though, so that's a moot point.


I look like a twelve year old girl, thank you very much.

Drew, you're gay remember.... plus i don't want to look like a twelve year old boy. you might like that a little too much.
Buttons
04-23-2008, 12:32 AM
come on nancy drew, you are taking far too long with that reply
TheGodfather
04-23-2008, 12:34 AM
I look like a twelve year old girl, thank you very much.

Drew, you're gay remember.... plus i don't want to look like a twelve year old boy. you might like that a little too much.

LOL OWNED!
sogood
04-23-2008, 12:34 AM
I look like a twelve year old girl, thank you very much.

Drew, you're gay remember.... plus i don't want to look like a twelve year old boy. you might like that a little too much.

You're really not nearly as funny or witty as you'd like to think, Autumn.

Why're you still here?
Buttons
04-23-2008, 12:36 AM
Where is the comeback at?

It took you four minutes to realize that you didn't have a comeback at all? Sad.
TheGodfather
04-23-2008, 12:36 AM
You're really not nearly as funny or witty as you'd like to think, Autumn.

Why're you still here?

Because she can be. This ain't commie China/Russia/Cuba/North Korea bish.
sogood
04-23-2008, 12:41 AM
Where is the comeback at?

It took you four minutes to realize that you didn't have a comeback at all? Sad.

Thanks for proving what I said :goodjob:

So sorry I couldn't reply within one minute!

...
sogood
04-23-2008, 12:42 AM
Because she can be. This ain't commie China/Russia/Cuba/North Korea bish.

It's funny how much **** you talk about this broad when you're not on IA.
TheGodfather
04-23-2008, 12:43 AM
Thanks for proving what I said :goodjob:

So sorry I couldn't reply within one minute!

...

You can't do alot in one minute from what I heard chief.

Nice link in the sig.

Ass.
Buttons
04-23-2008, 12:43 AM
Thanks for proving what I said :goodjob:

So sorry I couldn't reply within one minute!

...

You're gay. :gay:

/end of story.
TheGodfather
04-23-2008, 12:43 AM
It's funny how much **** you talk about this broad when you're not on IA.

I talk sh!t about your family more, don't front.
Buttons
04-23-2008, 12:45 AM
You can't do alot in one minute from what I heard chief.

Nice link in the sig.

Ass.


is he a 30 second man?
sogood
04-23-2008, 12:45 AM
I talk sh!t about your family more, don't front.

Nah, it goes in this order: Jackie, Chopper, Autumn, potheads from work, Jessie, broad with one arm.
Buttons
04-23-2008, 12:47 AM
Drew are you sad that he talks about me more than you?

He doesnt want the BUTT SECKSS!
sogood
04-23-2008, 12:49 AM
Drew are you sad that he talks about me more than you?

He doesnt want the BUTT SECKSS!

I would say something along the lines of try harder, but the thing is I think you, sadly, already are...
TheGodfather
04-23-2008, 12:57 AM
Bro, she has one arm. Gimme a break.

And the chick from today....wow, not good.
nreggie454
04-23-2008, 09:42 AM
LOL... are you going to be a doctor now?

I need to take a visit to an OB/GYN soon if ya know what i mean :boobies:

What, for your disease-riddled cünt? Not surprising.
TheGodfather
05-14-2008, 04:33 PM
bump
Sammich
05-14-2008, 04:35 PM
very original homer
TheGodfather
05-14-2008, 04:36 PM
very original homer

Huh? I don't watch the Simpsons chief. That show licks.
Sport1.3
05-14-2008, 04:36 PM
my cell phone doesnt have a camera or is it able to take video's.......does this mean i cant recieve this free service? :(
Sammich
05-14-2008, 04:37 PM
Huh? I don't watch the Simpsons chief. That show licks.

i dont either..i just called u homer...

wtf is chief..i dont neither watch the redskins...or cowboy and indian movies...gtfo:D
TheGodfather
05-14-2008, 04:37 PM
my cell phone doesnt have a camera or is it able to take video's.......does this mean i cant recieve this free service? :(

Bring a friend with a phone? Or use one of our used ones for free.
TheGodfather
05-14-2008, 04:38 PM
i dont either..i just called u homer...

wtf is chief..i dont neither watch the redskins...or cowboy and indian movies...gtfo:D

SO THAN IT WAS ORIGINIAL YOU NATIVE AMERICAN BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sammich
05-14-2008, 04:39 PM
SO THAN IT WAS ORIGINIAL YOU NATIVE AMERICAN BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

screw that i'm not the one who gets mad cuz u build on my ancestors burial grounds...fuk u sir paul steven the 2nd
Sport1.3
05-14-2008, 04:40 PM
Bring a friend with a phone? Or use one of our used ones for free.


so this is a 2 for 1 special as well? 1 phone 2 colonoscopies? :eek:
Sammich
05-14-2008, 04:41 PM
so this is a 2 for 1 special as well? 1 phone 2 colonoscopies? :eek:

bring rubbing alcohol for sanitary procedures:lmfao:
TheGodfather
05-14-2008, 06:12 PM
The answer is yes sport, and PBS, reps for calling me steven something the 2nd.

I was LIRLing.
Scotsman
05-14-2008, 06:14 PM
lol , check your reps
Sammich
05-15-2008, 09:04 AM
lol @ godfather
TheGodfather
05-15-2008, 10:31 AM
lol @ godfather

lol @ pee bee es
Sammich
05-15-2008, 10:33 AM
lol @ pee bee es
LIRL @ ur reps:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
TheGodfather
05-15-2008, 10:34 AM
LIRL @ ur reps:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

:idb: Yummy reps.
TheGodfather
08-27-2008, 07:04 PM
Bump?
OneSlow5pt0
08-27-2008, 07:10 PM
do i get half off cause i have half a colon?
TheGodfather
08-28-2008, 04:37 AM
do i get half off cause i have half a colon?

Yes.
Mike Lowrey
08-28-2008, 10:48 AM
By yours truly.

I will not be touching nor looking at your rectal cavity. Just using your own cell phone you provide, on video mode, tape it to the end of a broom stick, and ram it up your keester.

Meet me at the corner of Donald Lee Hollowell Pkwy and Joseph E Lowery.

TTFN! (ta ta for now.)

Brett says that he is interested.

At his age, he needs low cost healthcare. :lmfao: