IF YOUR MATRESS COULD TALK.. WHAT WOULD IT SAY??

[thinkfast®]

YOU DROPPIN BOMBS TONITE SON!!


DISCUSS.

[Ran]

"My springs ache..."

[Brett]

Mine would say: Damn son, you knock the sh*t outta dat p*ssy

[gforce23]

I'm pretty sure my mattress would say:
"Dayyummm bro, take it easy on me, will ya? Do you always have to pound into me, you **** ****** **** ****** ****ing a*shole?

[On_Her_Face]

"clean me!"

[Sammich]

Mine would say: Damn son, watta repost, you need to step up your bang game

damn brett lol

[blaknoize]

"God u fart an awful lot..."

[Sammich]

mine would say 'gimme a break'

[thinkfast®]

HOW ORIGINAL, THE LOT OF YOU

WHAT CREATIVE ASS MOFOS WE HAVE ON HERE

[On_Her_Face]

mine would say 'gimme a break'
yeah your matress is probably tired of little girls being in it

[TheGodfather]

Mine wouldn't be happy if I didn't know how to spell MATTRESS.

Whore.

[Sammich]

yeah your matress is probably tired of little girls being in it

dude :wtf: quit callin me out:2up:

PS TF...take this for originality:2up:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Can you fold your clothes already?

[On_Her_Face]

dude :wtf: quit callin me out:2up:

PS TF...take this for originality:2up:

o so sowry

[Killer]

"thank god you're white"......

[Sammich]

"thank god you're white"......

god = kkkramer

[RandomGuy]

"more lemonade, please"

[Slow Motion]

My mattress says "I LOVE YOU" every night, due to the egyption cotton sheets, fabreeze once a week, and attractive female visitors.

[Stormhammer]

stop masterbating, you're turning me yellow like an asian

[TheGodfather]

Mine wouldn't be happy if I didn't know how to spell MATTRESS.

Whore.

QFT.

[thinkfast®]

OK MAYBE I MISPELLED MATTRESS. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT

MAYBE GO **** YOURSELF

[Sammich]

OK MAYBE I MISPELLED MATTRESS. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT

MAYBE GO **** YOURSELF

grabs vaseline

[TheGodfather]

OK MAYBE I MISPELLED MATTRESS. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT

MAYBE GO **** YOURSELF

No, maybe learn english "ese."

[thinkfast®]

MAYBE I WILL, MAYBE I WONT

MAYBE GO **** YOURSELF

[TheGodfather]

MAYBE I WILL, MAYBE I WONT

MAYBE GO **** YOURSELF

Deja vu.

[redrumracer]

stop masterbating, you're turning me yellow like an asian
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Echonova]

YOU DROPPIN BOMBS TONITE SON!!


DISCUSS.That's what my toilet says.

My mattress would say: FOR GOD'S SAKE BUY A NEW MATTRESS AND LET ME DIE IN PEACE... FATAS$

[Crazy Asian]

Mine would say: STOP HIDING LOLI PORN AND LOLI UNDERWEAR UNDERNEATH ME!!!! I DONT WANT YOUR GARBAGE!!!!

[SiRed94]

Mine would say: "Please stop getting drunk... you have no idea what kind of burden you place on me."

[ahmonrah]

if my mattress could talk: "lookee here bruh......~sigh~i've known you for some time now, and i realize as of late that you're trying to get your sexy on....eatin all good, ya little veggies and hummus and shyt....but damn dude! can you stop fartin on me dawg? "

[Magnus213]

Mine would probably say something like "Bro, we don't hang out as much as we used to."

Thank you, schoolwork.

[jmotank]

mine would prolly say "YOU THA MOTHA FUGGIN MAN!!!!!!! LOL