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RandomGuy
04-21-2008, 09:05 PM
is because its one of the only cars he can get an auto and still be considered semi-manly bc of the DSG.

LAWL.

AND YET HE STILL CANT DRIVE...

it took him 17 attempts to get his car on the dyno to put down a mighty 137fwhp and 120tq

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMdzdiexgfU

Alan®
04-21-2008, 09:06 PM
its not a r32 you fail lol.

MistaCee
04-21-2008, 09:07 PM
lol

Maniaç
04-21-2008, 09:08 PM
So it's not even a manual? LOFL

RandomGuy
04-21-2008, 09:08 PM
its not a r32 you fail lol.
what are you talkin about :ninja:

RandomGuy
04-21-2008, 09:09 PM
So it's not even a manual? LOFL
the only time he has driven manual was on gran turismo

and even then he had problems downshifting

Maniaç
04-21-2008, 09:10 PM
LOLIRL owned!

The Yousef
04-21-2008, 09:15 PM
i suck @ life... :lmfao:

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC...ITS A SEQUENTIAL GEARBOX :2up:

MistaCee
04-21-2008, 09:20 PM
i suck @ life... :lmfao:

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC...ITS A SEQUENTIAL GEARBOX :2up:

Thats like saying my girlfriend is not a man she's a shemale

The Yousef
04-21-2008, 09:23 PM
Thats like saying my girlfriend is not a man she's a shemale

hey whatever floats your boat dawg...i mean if you're into trannies/chicks with ****s i mean that is your choice...but you'll end up getting teh HIV and die slowly and gayfully...

but there is no torque converter and it has 2 clutches... :2up:

Kyle
04-21-2008, 09:25 PM
hey whatever floats your boat dawg...i mean if you're into trannies/chicks with ****s i mean that is your choice...but you'll end up getting teh HIV and die slowly and gayfully...

but there is no torque converter and it has 2 clutches... :2up:
Yeah and most people still refuse to believe an automatic can be faster than a manual. I'd still rather have the manual though.

nreggie454
04-21-2008, 09:26 PM
hey whatever floats your boat dawg...i mean if you're into trannies/chicks with ****s i mean that is your choice...but you'll end up getting teh HIV and die slowly and gayfully...

but there is no torque converter and it has 2 clutches... :2up:

So which clutch do you control with your foot?

Wait, nevermind.


LOL my mom has a newer GLI and the DSG is actually pretty sick. I am more of a fan of a true manual, though.

Echonova
04-21-2008, 10:00 PM
DSG is a pretty stout tranny. The electronics that support it... not so much.

MistaCee
04-21-2008, 10:12 PM
hey whatever floats your boat dawg...i mean if you're into trannies/chicks with ****s i mean that is your choice...but you'll end up getting teh HIV and die slowly and gayfully...

but there is no torque converter and it has 2 clutches... :2up:


Lol:2up: turning my post around

IndianStig
04-21-2008, 10:39 PM
LOL. DID YOU SAY ENVIROMENTAL CURRY? AFTER THE DUDE ASKS IF YOUSEF KNOW THIS IS A WRX SHOP?

The Yousef
04-21-2008, 10:42 PM
LOL. DID YOU SAY ENVIROMENTAL CURRY? AFTER THE DUDE ASKS IF YOUSEF KNOW THIS IS A WRX SHOP?

...no i thought i said ''i'm trying to give them some credit'' or something along those lines

IndianStig
04-21-2008, 10:43 PM
I WAS TALKING TO THE OTHER BROWN MAN.

AND YOU KNOW YOU WERE TRYING TO GIVE SOME CREDIT TO YOUR HITLER MOBILE. DON'T LIE

The Yousef
04-21-2008, 10:58 PM
I WAS TALKING TO THE OTHER BROWN MAN.


oh you mean the pakistani version of John Candy?

Deaf Pimp
04-21-2008, 11:11 PM
Too bad he has a car thats rated #1 among the gay community.

OneSlow5pt0
04-22-2008, 12:12 AM
nice car curry bandit

automatic power unite!

Crazy Asian
04-22-2008, 12:13 AM
Too bad he has a car thats rated #1 among the gay community.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH So True!!!! Someone slap a rainbow sticker on his car and then make a sticker that say's "#1 GAYEST CAR!!!!"

DeutscheBAG!
04-22-2008, 12:36 AM
Too bad he has a car thats rated #1 among the gay community.


actually that would be my car. :D

but yours is in the top 5 also :bump:

Deaf Pimp
04-22-2008, 12:44 AM
actually that would be my car. :D

but yours is in the top 5 also :bump:

I beg to differ! Fresh off the press, 1st qtr 2008 top gay cars:

1 Volkswagen Rabbit
2 Volkswagen Eos
3 Toyota Yaris
4 Mazda MX-5 Miata
5 Audi A3
6 Volkswagen Jetta
7 Saab 9-3
8 Dodge Caliber
9 Volvo C30
10 Mazda Mazda3
(http://www.gaywheels.com/detail.php?type=new&year=2008&make=26&model=17426&gff=1&makename=Mazda&modelname=MAZDA3&image=10679.jpg)

itsnotarex
04-22-2008, 12:47 AM
Didn't he put down almost 200hp and 200tq? Because that looks like the batlground dyno day, and I remember that GTI impressing. :goodjob:

Deaf Pimp
04-22-2008, 12:50 AM
Didn't he put down almost 200hp and 200tq? Because that looks like the batlground dyno day, and I remember that GTI impressing. :goodjob:

He did... the 1.8t and 2.0t motors are underrated from the factory. All of them put out factory numbers to the ground, if not more.

DirtyMechanic
04-22-2008, 03:17 AM
but there is no torque converter and it has 2 clutches so there are not only one but two clutches to go out when you drive your automatic.

ShooterMcGavin
04-22-2008, 08:39 AM
hey now, don't be hatin' on the dsg......but feel free to go to town on yousefus :D

OTG Signs
04-22-2008, 07:16 PM
i suck @ life... :lmfao:

IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC...ITS A SEQUENTIAL GEARBOX :2up:

:lmfao:

Good defense.

The Yousef
04-22-2008, 10:36 PM
Didn't he put down almost 200hp and 200tq? Because that looks like the batlground dyno day, and I remember that GTI impressing. :goodjob:

thank u! :D

itsnotarex
04-22-2008, 11:31 PM
Anytime! I mean, gotta give credit where credit is due.

chinitoxamor
04-22-2008, 11:43 PM
its not a r32 you fail lol.


what are you talkin about :ninja:


:thinking: wtf is he talking about??

Alan®
04-23-2008, 12:10 AM
he changed the thread title

chinitoxamor
04-23-2008, 12:16 AM
he changed the thread title


:thinking: so confusing

Alan®
04-23-2008, 01:00 AM
Original thread title said The only reason Jewsef got a R32. Which is why I said that it wasn't an r32 and just a gti.