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4dmin
08-16-2005, 10:15 AM
"Administrative Assistants" (glorified secretary) what are the good for??? seriously, what ever happened to the old days when the bosses desk bitch was called a secretary, the were blonde, dumb, hot, had a nice rack, & put a smile on your face... well my bosses AA is a fucking fat bitch who has nothing better to do then to make the dumbest of decisions for the whole company to make her self feel important.

example: AA: i need more chairs for our visitors coming in (need 20 chairs)
ME: ok well let me get a couple more chairs for you b/c we have 15 in here (thinking: get them your fucking self fat ass)
ME: ok here are the 20 chairs
AA: well i can't believe i couldn't find them
AA: i want all of the chairs in the whole company that people aren't using... if they aren't sitting in them grab them and bring them to me
ME: that is going to be like 30+ chairs
AA: so get them...
ME: ok
AA: put them in the computer room
ME: its going to take up the whole room
AA: well thats where i want them
ME: whatever
AA: (smiling now that she has won the war against the chair stealers throughout the company)
ME: (thinking: what a fucking fat chair nazi; she probably needs one for each roll)
JBalla1036
08-16-2005, 10:17 AM
HAHAHAHA
The Ren
08-16-2005, 10:17 AM
bwuahahahahahahahah
B16a2 Civic
08-16-2005, 10:18 AM
Lol, did you make that cartoon?
is this based on actual events?
4dmin
08-16-2005, 10:21 AM
Lol, did you make that cartoon?
is this based on actual events?

110% True, and yes i'm quite the artist
silver
08-16-2005, 10:22 AM
OMFG!!! THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!!!! I'm an administrative Assistant... I wouldn't even dare ask someone to do something that is supposed to be my job, lol... I think I am a good AA... Everyone Loves me here at my work!!!
civic95
08-16-2005, 10:24 AM
Just throw them all away. Thats a fire hazard.;)

That'll teach them.
kelly marie
08-16-2005, 10:26 AM
:lmao: that shit is funnay FUNNAY funnay +1 mane for the cartoon!!!
B16a2 Civic
08-16-2005, 10:26 AM
Lol....man Paul....oh does Lauren know this AA?
Spyder
08-16-2005, 10:26 AM
bahahahhahahaa, funny stuff.

Im a super moderator, does that make me an admin assistant?
Dave
08-16-2005, 10:27 AM
OMFG!!! THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!!!! I'm an administrative Assistant... I wouldn't even dare ask someone to do something that is supposed to be my job, lol... I think I am a good AA... Everyone Loves me here at my work!!!

i'll love to have you as my AA... !! :goodjob:
kelly marie
08-16-2005, 10:27 AM
oops nevermind i gotta spread the love before i can give more to you... sowwy
silver
08-16-2005, 10:29 AM
i'll love to have you as my AA... !! :goodjob:


I must warn you... I'm expensive to have I am just that damn good...
kelly marie
08-16-2005, 10:31 AM
:liar:
4dmin
08-16-2005, 10:31 AM
Lol....man Paul....oh does Lauren know this AA?

ya every she is feared and hated amongst coworkers... i love nothing better than giving her shit b/c she is so lame... she gotta be in her late 50s and thinks she runs the company :lmfao: , she has never been married never probably gotten lady... she is truely th 40+ OLD VIRGIN!!!
4dmin
08-16-2005, 10:32 AM
bahahahhahahaa, funny stuff.

Im a super moderator, does that make me an admin assistant?

ya bitch make me coffee :lmfao:
Spyder
08-16-2005, 10:40 AM
ya bitch make me coffee :lmfao:

yesa masa, would you be likin 1 suga's with that todays masa or 2?

lol..
B16a2 Civic
08-16-2005, 10:56 AM
yesa masa, would you be likin 1 suga's with that todays masa or 2?

lol..



:lmao:
dat nigga crazy
kelly marie
08-16-2005, 11:00 AM
fo shizzle
Sirius R
08-16-2005, 11:04 AM
HHHHAAAAA.....that's some funny shit right there...
Dave
08-16-2005, 11:09 AM
I must warn you... I'm expensive to have I am just that damn good...

LOL.... got any references?
trythefly
08-16-2005, 11:38 AM
funny post of the day award

and today is only 1/2 way over

+3
rickgiblin
08-16-2005, 11:54 AM
that is some funny shit. but good god thats alot of computer stuff in one room. wow
Kristi
08-16-2005, 12:01 PM
haha that is great paul
kelly marie
08-16-2005, 12:09 PM
LOL.... got any references?

im her reference :yumyum: :la:
ironchef
08-16-2005, 12:18 PM
LOl that shit was funny.
AtifSajid
08-16-2005, 12:55 PM
Paul,

I got some chairs that need to be moved also!! Get in here MY BITCH!
trythefly
08-16-2005, 01:00 PM
he said biiiiiiiaaaaaatch now!
apex
08-16-2005, 02:17 PM
nice, you should have turned them all upside down
quickdodgeŽ
08-16-2005, 03:43 PM
Hey now, Paul. My Mom is an AA. Nothing wrong with it. Unless she is like you stated, acting like she owns the place. My Mom can't act like that. She works for the state DA's office and she doesn't act like she owns the state. My grandparents own a city, but my Mom sure doesn't own a state, lolol. Later, QD.
Kevykev
08-16-2005, 03:50 PM
Funny ass event.