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Kalifornia087
08-15-2005, 09:05 PM
So i was walking up my front porch today and i see the biggest mutha fuggin spider i have ever seen in my life, right above my door, as if mencingly daring me to walk under him to get inside... and i have this awful terrible phobia of all spiders, let alone the big ass ones... so i crouch, and leap at teh door and run inside like a little girl all freaking out and shit.... And out comes the Roach and Ant Killer... oh yeah, heavy duty shit... so i go outside through the garage, because i am a sissy and dont want to walk under the spider again... and i walk back up the porch... i look at him, he looks at me like with those beedy little eyes, and i spray that bastard with all i got... immdiately he drops down to the ground all twitching and running and shit... so i back up a few feet, and spray some more... basically i drowned him in this spray shit... then, i sprayed him some more because he was still twitching and i was too scared to step on it because it was like as big as my hand, not kidding. so i got the broom after making sure that SOB was dead, and swept it's body off the porch, and shoveled some dirt over it...
Killed him dead i tell ya... Some Scary Ass Shit

man
08-15-2005, 09:23 PM
lol, good kill man, I bet when you started spraying he was surprised, what were you using, a 150 shot?

rolling_trip
08-15-2005, 09:27 PM
409 works pretty well too, just incase

Kalifornia087
08-15-2005, 09:43 PM
L0L... and and FCman, it was the big bottle, so im thinkin like 175 shot... haha

HiPSI
08-15-2005, 10:22 PM
i got a big one the other night with carb cleaner and a lighter :D. it flew off in a little fireball and toasted in the driveway, then i made short work of that bigass web.

SNapper
08-15-2005, 10:27 PM
i took out an ant colony with carb cleaner the other day :)

KNHTRDR
08-15-2005, 10:28 PM
good kill!

B16a2 Civic
08-16-2005, 08:50 AM
repost.

AltimaCharlie
08-16-2005, 03:44 PM
had the same thing happen to me. but ijust hit him with my umbrella, i wasn't sure if he was dead. then the next night i walk out and that motherfucker came right down on my head. i swear it was the same spider, back for revenge! i don't think i killed him the second time either. that mother fucker is gonna get me.

99ITRGIRL
08-16-2005, 05:06 PM
awww...poor thing!

SandM
08-16-2005, 05:31 PM
damn son, carb cleaner is awesome with flames.... so is brake cleaner! yea, i had this black widow mocking me once so i roasted it with spray paint and my trusty lighter. needless to say, it was charred and red.

PSINXS
08-16-2005, 06:00 PM
lol, good kill man, I bet when you started spraying he was surprised, what were you using, a 150 shot?
:lmao:

Monoxide
08-16-2005, 06:38 PM
What i do to spiders/bugs. I just dump glue on them and set them on fire No shit ..

Kevykev
08-16-2005, 06:54 PM
^ LOLOLOL Straight Up!

Yo Kali, I had several similar incidents like yours over the years. i can relate to you in every aspect completey.

WTF is up with them Chillin' Over the door and shit man. Those fukkers got some heart!

Batman
08-17-2005, 07:07 PM
i used AXE body spray with a lighter =)

Kalifornia087
08-19-2005, 03:56 PM
^ LOLOLOL Straight Up!

Yo Kali, I had several similar incidents like yours over the years. i can relate to you in every aspect completey.

WTF is up with them Chillin' Over the door and shit man. Those fukkers got some heart!

Hah, i know it's like they are gonna drop on you and damn bite you when you walk under 'em!! nice Sig by the way

Kalifornia087
08-19-2005, 03:57 PM
awww...poor thing!

:D

DrivenMind
08-19-2005, 05:32 PM
WD40, Brake Parts Cleaner, Spray Paint, Old Brake Pads and Rotors, Glass Cleaner pesticide's never had so many faces.