I Have Missed You All...

[Kelly]

Here's a little riddle for ya:




Three men go into a motel. The man behind the desk said the room is 30 pounds so each man paid 10 pounds each and went to the room. A few minutes later the man behind the desk realized the room was only 25 pounds, so he sent the bell hop to the room with 5 pounds...on the way the bell hop couldn't figure out how to split 5 pounds evenly between the three men, so he gave each man 1 pound and kept the other 2 pounds for himself. This meant that the three men each paid 9 pounds for the room, which is a total of 27 pounds, add the 2 pounds that the bell hop kept and that equals 29!
Where is the other pound?

[NAIZBST]

it equals out fine

[Kelly]

Ok, then show it...

I know the answer but don't act like it didn't make you scratch your head.

[Whiteboy™]

i scratched

[Sammich]

everytime i see this riddle..i always forget what it was about...i fail lol

[Kelly]

Brian I see you lurking. You'll never figure it out. Just go ahead and leave.

[Kelly]

Ugh you beat me to it.

[Sammich]

i scratched

but u have rabies:thinking:


Brian I see you lurking. You'll never figure it out. Just go ahead and leave.

its Bryan and u fail at trying to call me out..uslow postin sumbish:D

sup kells

[Kelly]

but u have rabies:thinking:



its Bryan and u fail at trying to call me out..uslow postin sumbish:D

sup kells


Jus twerkin, dats all... (that was for you, ebonics)

And whatever! It's still a white boy name! :P

[Crazy Asian]

The real cost of the room was $25.00, This is split three ways meaning that each man actually paid 8 and 1/3 dollars. Add one dollar to that makes 9 and 1/3 dollars for each man. $9 1/3 times three men equals $28.00 plus the two dollars the bellhop kept equals $30.00. So there is no missing money

KELLY GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW!!!

[NAIZBST]

:werd:

[Sammich]

Jus twerkin, dats all... (that was for you, ebonics)

And whatever! It's still a white boy name! :P

thanks for the ebonics..otherwise i wouldnt have known what you were up to :D

where u work/do now?

PS fuk u and your white tendencies..:tongue1: :D :D

[Sammich]

The real cost of the room was $25.00, This is split three ways meaning that each man actually paid 8 and 1/3 dollars. Add one dollar to that makes 9 and 1/3 dollars for each man. $9 1/3 times three men equals $28.00 plus the two dollars the bellhop kept equals $30.00. So there is no missing money

KELLY GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW!!!

how can you pay .3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333333333333333333333333 cents?

[thinkfast®]

I SCRATCHED MY NUTS

[Ran]

:ninja:

[Killer]

I SCRATCHED MY NUTS

herpes.. ftl....

[Kelly]

The real cost of the room was $25.00, This is split three ways meaning that each man actually paid 8 and 1/3 dollars. Add one dollar to that makes 9 and 1/3 dollars for each man. $9 1/3 times three men equals $28.00 plus the two dollars the bellhop kept equals $30.00. So there is no missing money

KELLY GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW!!!


:goodjob: But only cuz you're asian.























































:bannana:

[Sammich]

how can you pay .3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333333333333333333333333 cents?

yea :wtf:

[Kelly]

thanks for the ebonics..otherwise i wouldnt have known what you were up to :D

where u work/do now?

PS fuk u and your white tendencies..:tongue1: :D :D


Lolz, silly nagger.

I work at a Keller Williams office.

[Crazy Asian]

:goodjob: But only cuz you're asian.























































:bannana:

FAILURE I AM BLACK!!!

[Kelly]

:werd:

Oh don't act like you knew! :tongue1:

[Sammich]

no sh*t...find me a house thats been foreclosed around this time next year..or if u find something hot right now lemme know

[Reaper]

Lolz, silly nagger.

I work at a Keller Williams office.

which location? Are you licensed?

just curious im in real estate :crazy:

[Sammich]

FAILURE I AM BLACK!!!

fukin fail

[Kelly]

FAILURE I AM BLACK!!!

Oh my gosh, why would you want to lie about something like this?!!!

[Kelly]

which location? Are you licensed?

just curious im in real estate :crazy:


Do you work at a Keller Williams? And no, I'm not licensed.

I plan to eventually own my own business doing marketing / contract to close / entering listings for agents and I think it would cause problems if I was licensed.

[Kelly]

no sh*t...find me a house thats been foreclosed around this time next year..or if u find something hot right now lemme know

We have several agents who only deal with foreclosures. They're are some really cute condo's downtown (foreclosures) that are really cheap. :goodjob:

[thinkfast®]

herpes.. ftl....

NAW, IRRITATION.. TELL UR GIRL QUIT USIN HER TEETH

ALSO TELL HER TO PIK ME UP SOME PACE FROM PUBLIX :lmfao:

[Sammich]

man..is there a link to the foreclosed condos? looking for at least a 2, preferably 3bdrm condo

[Sammich]

Oh my gosh, why would you want to lie about something like this?!!!

x2 your wang aint even that big

[Kelly]

NAW, IRRITATION.. TELL UR GIRL QUIT USIN HER TEETH

ALSO TELL HER TO PIK ME UP SOME PACE FROM PUBLIX :lmfao:


:slap: :no:


Anywho, how's the baby???

[Kelly]

man..is there a link to the foreclosed condos? looking for at least a 2, preferably 3bdrm condo


Hold please, I will see if I can find them.

[Sammich]

:slap: :no:


Anywho, how's the baby???

i just saw some pictorz..all i can say if fukin adorable..but ill let the pops say the final verdict

[Kelly]

i just saw some pictorz..all i can say if fukin adorable..but ill let the pops say the final verdict

Link?


Ps, Ricky hates you and you know it.

[Sammich]

Link?


Ps, Ricky hates you and you know it.

ricky tried to steal my hot rice burrito the other day..screw that puto lol..

PS i dont have links..i just have a source:ninja:

[Kelly]

Well anyways, I can't find a link. They have it to where only agents (or associates) can pull them up....

You'd have to call the agent. I can give you her info when you're really ready to buy.

[ShooterMcGavin]

talk about some old ass ****

[Sammich]

i'm sure i'll remember u..just keep this damn job will ya.

[Ran]

Wuts goin on in heer?

[itsjustdee]

HI GUYS!

[ShooterMcGavin]

nothing exciting, move it along :P

[Sammich]

oh yea...this is a repost thread...

[Kelly]

HI GUYS!

Hey saucy mama. What's new?

You and Ricky still an item? (lol, bam)

[Kelly]

nothing exciting, move it along :P


I love you my little asian friend. You hostin tonight?

[Kelly]

Wuts goin on in heer?

I love Jesus










That is all...

[ShooterMcGavin]

I love Jesus










That is all...
shame he doesn't love you :no:

[ShooterMcGavin]

I love you my little asian friend. You hostin tonight?
haha, nah i'm not hosting, but i'm sure i'll end up doing a few games so alec can catch a break. i'm a nice guy like that :D

[Kelly]

shame he doesn't love you :no:

You don't know!


Go back to rubbing Buddha's belly. :rolleyes:

[itsjustdee]

Hey saucy mama. What's new?

You and Ricky still an item? (lol, bam)

Hey hey. Nothing much. Just being a mommy!
What about you?

[Killer]

NAW, IRRITATION.. TELL UR GIRL QUIT USIN HER TEETH

ALSO TELL HER TO PIK ME UP SOME PACE FROM PUBLIX :lmfao:


want her to to get it in your special "latin" aisle?

[Killer]

Hey hey. Nothing much. Just being a mommy!
What about you?


she's being a mommy too... she just doesn't know it...





... so yeah, babe... about that....... forgot to pull out... love you :D

[Kelly]

Attn Ran: If you are going to post almost naked girls, at least make sure they are blonde. Ugh!

Dee, nothing new. Oh wait, yeah their is I moved to Kennesaw. :bump:

[Kelly]

she's being a mommy too... she just doesn't know it...





... so yeah, babe... about that....... forgot to pull out... love you :D


Wowzers... Well I hope you have found a 2nd job. lol

[Ran]

I love JesusALL HAIL CTHULU!

[Killer]

Wowzers... Well I hope you have found a 2nd job. lol


i sell crack now....

[Kelly]

i sell crack now....

That's hot...

It's the nagger in you ;)


*runs*

[Sammich]

me 2

[Kelly]

me 2

Point made...

[Killer]

Attn Ran: If you are going to post almost naked girls, at least make sure they are blonde. Ugh!



chante is not kidding.. she loves blondes CHICKS more than i do...

[itsjustdee]

Attn Ran: If you are going to post almost naked girls, at least make sure they are blonde. Ugh!

Dee, nothing new. Oh wait, yeah their is I moved to Kennesaw. :bump:

Aw yay! Congrats. When did this happen? How are you liking it?

[Killer]

That's hot...

It's the nagger in you ;)


*runs*

dumbest thing you've ever said...

[Kelly]

chante is not kidding.. she loves blondes CHICKS more than i do...

Truth.


But I am the only blonde girl you've 'liked'.


Hmmm... :ninja:

[Sammich]

Point made...

fuk u kelly...its on like a merry ho round:ninja:

[ShooterMcGavin]

You don't know!


Go back to rubbing Buddha's belly. :rolleyes:
i do know, just spoke to him a few minutes ago in an orlando hospital....and i'm not buddhist btw :tongue1:

[ShooterMcGavin]

i sell crack now....
by selling "crack" he means he's pimping himself out on the street corner :yes:

[Kelly]

by selling "crack" he means he's pimping himself out on the street corner :yes:


I must not be putting out enough.

Oh well, less work for me :D


lol

[Dr.G35]

The real cost of the room was $25.00, This is split three ways meaning that each man actually paid 8 and 1/3 dollars. Add one dollar to that makes 9 and 1/3 dollars for each man. $9 1/3 times three men equals $28.00 plus the two dollars the bellhop kept equals $30.00. So there is no missing money
my god i was just thinking that in my head



























really i was

[Dr.G35]

by selling "crack" he means he's pimping himself out on the street corner :yes:

i thought that was PBS? oh well :rolleyes:

[Killer]

I must not be putting out enough.

Oh well, less work for me :D


lol


..... and more snatch for me!!!

[Killer]

i do know, just spoke to him a few minutes ago in an orlando hospital....and i'm not buddhist btw :tongue1:

and lol....


orlando hospital... lol

[Crazy Asian]

x2 your wang aint even that big

WTFUDGE!!!!!??? ~Checks~ DAMN YOU LIARS!!! ITS BIGGER THEN THE LENGHT OF MY KEYBOARD!!!!

[ShooterMcGavin]

..... and more snatch for me!!!
and by "snatch" he means cocks up his ass :yes:

[ShooterMcGavin]

and lol....


orlando hospital... lol

glad someone got the damn reference :goodjob:

[Kelly]

I sure as hell didn't :no:

[Kelly]

evening bump

[Sammich]

WTFUDGE!!!!!??? ~Checks~ DAMN YOU LIARS!!! ITS BIGGER THEN THE LENGHT OF MY KEYBOARD!!!!

lol @ you posting from your sidekick

[Kelly]

I'm sleepy

[Sammich]

I'm sleepy

just so happens i have a king size bed, u can sleep btwn me and the wife

*sees killer*

ill ttyl

*leaves*:lmfao:

[Kelly]

Everytime I see your signature it makes me want some ice cream. :(

[Sammich]

i want some damned cold stone creamery myself

[Killer]

and by "snatch" he means cocks up his ass :yes:



i hate you...

[Sammich]

lolz @ wayne

[Kelly]

i want some damned cold stone creamery myself

Yeah the one that has chocolate everything.

Chocolate chips, brownies, chocolate syrup, chocolate ice cream...













and 5 pounds :(

[Killer]

... he's a feisty lil asian.. that's for sure...

[Killer]

Yeah the one that has chocolate everything.

Chocolate chips, brownies, chocolate syrup, chocolate ice cream...













and 5 pounds :(


i ate a whole bag of snyders chocolate covered pretzels the other night....

[Sammich]

Yeah the one that has chocolate everything.

Chocolate chips, brownies, chocolate syrup, chocolate ice cream...













and 5 pounds :(

OMG i had that sh*t on my honey moon i bout busted a hot one and i wasnt even in nothing wet:lmfao:







wayne is azn...:wtf:

*squints eyes*

[Crazy Asian]

I want to eat Kelly?

[Kelly]

OMG i had that sh*t on my honey moon i bought busted a hot one and i wasnt even in nothing wet:lmfao:


Excuse me..... What? :thinking:

[Kelly]

i ate a whole bag of snyders chocolate covered pretzels the other night....

Fatty... :D

[Killer]

OMG i had that sh*t on my honey moon i bought busted a hot one and i wasnt even in nothing wet:lmfao:


... you mean... you BOUT busted

[Sammich]

Excuse me..... What? :thinking:

OMGHEY...killer please 'knowledge' your christian woman in sex talk

PS thank u killer for the correction..u white supremacist sumbish:D

[Killer]

OMGHEY...killer please 'knowledge' your christian woman in sex talk

PS thank u killer for the correction..u white supremacist sumbish:D

... i'm sure it's the misspelling that threw her off...

[Kelly]

I want to eat Kelly?

Silly boy

[Kelly]

... i'm sure it's the misspelling that threw her off...

Yup... Cuz you know I like dirty talk :D

[Sammich]

Yup... Cuz you know I like dirty talk :D

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in boyshorts or thong ur choice

*runs*

[Killer]

eh..

[Sammich]

damn..wheres ur spunk..i swore u were bout to get mad

[Killer]

.... just not up for it i guess... sorry home slice...

[Sammich]

damn u and ur bad days

[95alty]

Hey hey. Nothing much. Just being a mommy!
What about you?

MILF FTW... you are soooo hot!

[Killer]

damn u and ur bad days

lirl... it happens.

[Sammich]

lirl... it happens.

DHFAT CRACKER JACK