OMG CLOVERFIELD WORST MOVIE EVER ****!!!!!

[Got Milk?]

WTF..i watched 30 minutes of this movie and it looks as if my little cousen took a camera and went around and recorded w.e.

I dont see how people were able to watch this movie.

FUK FUK FUK FUK WORST FUKING MOVIE EVER.

AND MORE FUK EWWWW

[Echonova]

Never saw it.

[Catnip]

thanks. i hated it too. i actually got neg repped for saying that in a thread.

lol

[tony]

lol it was decent

[Catnip]

lol it was decently good at being the worst movie ever


kk.

[MistaCee]

lol

[Brut]

I work at the movies and about 4 people barfed all over the theater opening day of the movie

[x Resilience]

I work at the movies and about 4 people barfed all over the theater opening day of the movie

:lmfao:, wrong section btw. The movie was kinda confusing to me, I had no idea what was going on.

[BKgen®]

lol i love how all of you expect to be given the plot on a silver platter in the first 10 minutes of all films. f*cking idiots.

[koukis14]

Holy **** there are like 4 threads on this from when the move came out in theaters. This is why I'm glad I paid 3 dollars for it on dvd a week before it came ou in theaters. I will agree it blew ****in dogs for quarters.

[Catnip]

lol i love how all of you expect to be given the plot on a silver platter in the first 10 minutes of all films. f*cking idiots.


if you're gonna try the "it's in the people's eye's and realistic bullshit", ***** please. don't start.

[BKgen®]

if you're gonna try the "it's in the people's eye's and realistic bullshit", ***** please. don't start.

i guess you were one of the people waiting on the scene where a scientist in a lab coat tells you what the monster is, why it's there, and how to kill it.

:gay:

[Catnip]

how come the handycam lasted like 15 hours with no battery change, survived a hellicopter crash, but gave out when a bridge collapsed? that's realistic.

[BKgen®]

how come the handycam lasted like 15 hours with no battery change, survived a hellicopter crash, but gave out when a bridge collapsed? that's realistic.

You know, there's this unbelievably crazy feature they just started adding to video cameras. They call it an "on/off button". really advanced sh*t right there.

[Catnip]

You know, there's this unbelievably crazy feature they just started adding to video cameras. They call it an "on/off button". really advanced sh*t right there.

a brick musta hit that crazy ass off button? but the hellicopter blade didnt?
i have problem with the ****ty ass filming too, i dont care if it was supposed to be from 1st hand point of view or not, I dont see like that walking around.

[x Resilience]

You know, there's this unbelievably crazy feature they just started adding to video cameras. They call it an "on/off button". really advanced sh*t right there.


:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: Reps if I can.

Edit: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to GKtib® again.

[man]

From a film direction and marketing standpoint, it was brilliant

From a "I'm bored, let's go see a movie" standpoint it was much less fulfilling.

Not saying you're stupid if you didn't like/get it, just saying it's not the right movie for you. Some people go just to be entertained for a couple hours, other enjoy being immersed into the film. Different strokes.

[Revmaynard]

From a film direction and marketing standpoint, it was brilliant

From a "I'm bored, let's go see a movie" standpoint it was much less fulfilling.

Not saying you're stupid if you didn't like/get it, just saying it's not the right movie for you. Some people go just to be entertained for a couple hours, other enjoy being immersed into the film. Different strokes.

Exactly.

[osnap]

i actually liked it. if you followed any of the HUGE viral marketing / ARG stuff they did, its a lot more fulfilling. I thought the film style was pretty cool, and refreshingly different.

ALSO i HATE when people say that crap about the battery life. Think logically about this - the battery only had to last like an hour and a half - the duration of the movie. The tape is being played seamlessly from beginning to end - so when the plot jumps ahead in time, its not skipping footage that was recorded; The tape had been stopped and started again. As for it surviving the helicopter crash... cmon, its hollywood, and if every movie stooped to that level of realism, cinema would be pretty boring.

[Ran]

From a film direction and marketing standpoint, it was brilliant

From a "I'm bored, let's go see a movie" standpoint it was much less fulfilling.

Not saying you're stupid if you didn't like/get it, just saying it's not the right movie for you. Some people go just to be entertained for a couple hours, other enjoy being immersed into the film. Different strokes.:werd:

Cloverfield was f*cking great and I've got the DVD reserved at Moviestop. The first hand filming was brilliantly done and, despite the camera's seemingly invincibility, the film came off as a very realistic first-person point of view. So far, I've only gathered two complaints about this movie from critics.

It made me sick. :(
Motion sickness much? These are usually the same people that get sick in a car when they're not driving. You shouldn't try to judge a movie's content with your weak stomach. BTW, sitting further away from the screen helps to counter the "I can't handle this, I'm gonna puke" effect.

I don't know what's going on. :(
Aww, they didn't spoon-feed you the story? That's a real shame. God forbid you grasp the concept of first hand accountability and the possibility of not knowing what's going on. Do you think the people at the WTC knew what was going on when the planes hit? No. Same concept. If you can't think outside the box, go back to watching Spongebob Squarepants.

[IndianStig]

i liked it....watch it on a big screen or dark ass room with projector!

[ShooterMcGavin]

OMG LATEST MOVIE REVIEW EVER! jesus man, wtf are you gonna tell us next, that that star wars is a great ****ing movie and will go on to make millions?

[Ran]

OMG LATEST MOVIE REVIEW EVER! jesus man, wtf are you gonna tell us next, that that star wars is a great ****ing movie and will go on to make millions?I hear that Humphrey Bogart is going to star in Casablanca. Should be awesome.

[IndianStig]

GUYS! Fast and Furious 3 has a dope ass Stang in it, everyone should check it out!

[ShooterMcGavin]

I hear that Humphrey Bogart is going to star in Casablanca. Should be awesome.
quite frankly my dear, i don't give a damn (i have a feeling this line is going to be HUGE if it's ever used in a movie...) :lmao:

[redpanda]

quit crying I thought it was pretty damn good.

[BKgen®]

I don't know what's going on. :(
Aww, they didn't spoon-feed you the story? That's a real shame. God forbid you grasp the concept of first hand accountability and the possibility of not knowing what's going on. Do you think the people at the WTC knew what was going on when the planes hit? No. Same concept. If you can't think outside the box, go back to watching Spongebob Squarepants.


I knew you'd find your way to this thread. That was epic. +1 if i can.

[#1Beaver]

lol^

[Ran]

I knew you'd find your way to this thread. That was epic. +1 if i can.Dude, it was originally in the WL. How could I not find it? :lmao:

[yungdz]

a brick musta hit that crazy ass off button? but the hellicopter blade didnt?
i have problem with the ****ty ass filming too, i dont care if it was supposed to be from 1st hand point of view or not, I dont see like that walking around.

dumbass have you ever walked around with a video camera? That's not how you see, its how the ****ing camera sees. The whole point of the movie was to portray what would happened if something like Godzilla attacked a city without making it a cheezy story. Though the cinematography wasn't what people would call professional quality, it is a genious idea and took some serious planning to actually accomplish.

[Deke]

I saw this in theaters actually not expecting much from it. I ended up liking it...a lot. I thought the camera style actually made it much more intense in some parts. For instance, the scene where they get on the street, see the monster ahead, and then the soldiers attack it from behind them. It felt like you were actually there.

I'm not saying it's the greatest movie of all time, but it's definitely quite enjoyable.

Oh and another pet peeve, I can guarantee you that there are thousands of movies in existence that you'd have more trouble watching than Cloverfield. You can hardly call it "the worst movie ever"