RandomGuy
04-09-2008, 05:29 AM
So earlier today, I decide to go fishing with some friends...
Was pretty fun, didn't catch anything but it was really chill. Afterwards, we were mad hungry and I was in the mood for some steak so we decide to go to Outback Steakhouse.
I went to the one at the intersection of US29 and Indian trail (which is now some sort of country buffet... I guess that location closed down)... So I'm like damn, the nearest other one was in Stone Mountain. So i found out that there's another location in Suwanee...
So I head up there, I remember that BenefitX on IA lived up in that area so I give him a call, ask him, he didn't know. But he said he'd join us, i'm like whatever. So me and my homie(not on IA) get there and we have a badass meal... 20oz porterhouse's the works, etc was GREAT.... So whatever we're finishing up, about to leave (mind you its about 10:40pm, outback closes at 10:30) BenefitX calls me and he's like yo i'm outside, I'm like yo they're closed lol... So whatever ... i told him to wait we're almost out... So another few minutes pass, we get the bill pay it, and walk out... My friend goes to the restroom on the way out, while I get into the car and start it. BenefitX is nowhere in sight so i'm like whatever lol..
What happened next was EPIC.
So as i'm in my car waiting for my homie, a cop walks up to my passenger window with a flashlight, I roll down the window...
He's like "are you waiting for someone"
I'm like, "yeah a friend, he's inside"
he's like "No, is someone waiting for you?"
I'm like "No, not that I know of..." (I completely forgot)
he's like, "There's two guys there who say they were waiting for you"
I'm like "ohhhhh yeah, I thought they left"
He tells me to pull to the side of the building
He points at BenefitX and he's like do you know him.
I'm like yeah.
He's like "What is his name"
I'm like "Sami"
He's like "Sami....?"
I'm like "<his last name>"
He's like OK... he goes up to Sami and he's like so whats your real name ... LOL this and that... that idiot was trying to use someone else's name said he had no ID... I think logic eludes him or something... Like a cop would just take your word for it.
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So back to the story at hand...
So whatever, me and my homie are just ragging on him completely ...(in front of the cops, to a point that the cops are laughing at HIM LMFAO) At one point I ask the cop to flash the light in his face so i can take a better picture with my phone... He laughs and does it.
Apparently this idiot goes to Outback (with an active arrest warrant, for not showing up to court for a speeding ticket) and proceeds to take a piss right in front of the store (while there's people inside, in plain sight) His somewhat smarter friend (ESI-something on IA) takes a piss in the dark woods opposite from the building... Outback calls the cops on him for suspicious behavior (he got there AFTER it closed, tried to get in, and then took a piss right in the front LOL WTF)
so back to the story, he's denying and denying sh!t and we are just watching the cops just get him with every trick in the book, getting info from him we're like LOL... he snitched on his own friend LMFAO... So he spilled the beans about himself and why he was lying (NOTE: If you are going to lie to a cop, do not EVER admit that you were lying LOL LMFAO)
So then the wrath of the suwanee cops falls on him... They pwnz0r him.
Another epic dialogue
cop: We probably wouldn't have arrested him if he didn't try to lie, Lying is much more dishonorable than pissing in public.
Me: Unless you're pissing on someone else that is
Cop: Yeah, thats true <laughs>
My homie says to the cop: "He's a pretty one, I'm sure they'll enjoy him in jail"
cop: <Hysterically laughing>
BenfitX: Can you loosen these cuffs they're too tight and hurting my wrist [/cry voice]
cop: <ignores>
LMFAO
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So I start feeling bad, so I give him some advice, but I don't think he listened so I'm like whatever I guess he'll learn the hard way, lol.
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As he's pulling away i offer to call a friend of his who will get him out and he wont have to tell his parents. I told him that he could only call land line phones from there and not cellies. Lol he didn't listen so whatever lol
It was funny nonetheless...
Other highlights, my cousin got engaged later that night, and saw a r34 skyline on the highway (lol not a highlight but was something you don't see everyday)
Just got home not too long ago
But the moral of the thread. Benefit is a cool kid and all but just is an idiot. I dont know why he wanted to come meet me AFTER i was done eating? but whatever.
Cliff notes for those too lazy to read:
Badass porterhouse steaks at Outback Steakhouse
BenefitX is a dumbass who likes to piss in public view while having an arrest warrant and then waiting in the parking lot afterwards
Dont Lie to cops. If you're going to lie to a cop, NEVER ADMIT THAT YOU LIED.
Was pretty fun, didn't catch anything but it was really chill. Afterwards, we were mad hungry and I was in the mood for some steak so we decide to go to Outback Steakhouse.
I went to the one at the intersection of US29 and Indian trail (which is now some sort of country buffet... I guess that location closed down)... So I'm like damn, the nearest other one was in Stone Mountain. So i found out that there's another location in Suwanee...
So I head up there, I remember that BenefitX on IA lived up in that area so I give him a call, ask him, he didn't know. But he said he'd join us, i'm like whatever. So me and my homie(not on IA) get there and we have a badass meal... 20oz porterhouse's the works, etc was GREAT.... So whatever we're finishing up, about to leave (mind you its about 10:40pm, outback closes at 10:30) BenefitX calls me and he's like yo i'm outside, I'm like yo they're closed lol... So whatever ... i told him to wait we're almost out... So another few minutes pass, we get the bill pay it, and walk out... My friend goes to the restroom on the way out, while I get into the car and start it. BenefitX is nowhere in sight so i'm like whatever lol..
What happened next was EPIC.
So as i'm in my car waiting for my homie, a cop walks up to my passenger window with a flashlight, I roll down the window...
He's like "are you waiting for someone"
I'm like, "yeah a friend, he's inside"
he's like "No, is someone waiting for you?"
I'm like "No, not that I know of..." (I completely forgot)
he's like, "There's two guys there who say they were waiting for you"
I'm like "ohhhhh yeah, I thought they left"
He tells me to pull to the side of the building
He points at BenefitX and he's like do you know him.
I'm like yeah.
He's like "What is his name"
I'm like "Sami"
He's like "Sami....?"
I'm like "<his last name>"
He's like OK... he goes up to Sami and he's like so whats your real name ... LOL this and that... that idiot was trying to use someone else's name said he had no ID... I think logic eludes him or something... Like a cop would just take your word for it.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c84/hasan12345/IMG00420.jpg
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So back to the story at hand...
So whatever, me and my homie are just ragging on him completely ...(in front of the cops, to a point that the cops are laughing at HIM LMFAO) At one point I ask the cop to flash the light in his face so i can take a better picture with my phone... He laughs and does it.
Apparently this idiot goes to Outback (with an active arrest warrant, for not showing up to court for a speeding ticket) and proceeds to take a piss right in front of the store (while there's people inside, in plain sight) His somewhat smarter friend (ESI-something on IA) takes a piss in the dark woods opposite from the building... Outback calls the cops on him for suspicious behavior (he got there AFTER it closed, tried to get in, and then took a piss right in the front LOL WTF)
so back to the story, he's denying and denying sh!t and we are just watching the cops just get him with every trick in the book, getting info from him we're like LOL... he snitched on his own friend LMFAO... So he spilled the beans about himself and why he was lying (NOTE: If you are going to lie to a cop, do not EVER admit that you were lying LOL LMFAO)
So then the wrath of the suwanee cops falls on him... They pwnz0r him.
Another epic dialogue
cop: We probably wouldn't have arrested him if he didn't try to lie, Lying is much more dishonorable than pissing in public.
Me: Unless you're pissing on someone else that is
Cop: Yeah, thats true <laughs>
My homie says to the cop: "He's a pretty one, I'm sure they'll enjoy him in jail"
cop: <Hysterically laughing>
BenfitX: Can you loosen these cuffs they're too tight and hurting my wrist [/cry voice]
cop: <ignores>
LMFAO
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So I start feeling bad, so I give him some advice, but I don't think he listened so I'm like whatever I guess he'll learn the hard way, lol.
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As he's pulling away i offer to call a friend of his who will get him out and he wont have to tell his parents. I told him that he could only call land line phones from there and not cellies. Lol he didn't listen so whatever lol
It was funny nonetheless...
Other highlights, my cousin got engaged later that night, and saw a r34 skyline on the highway (lol not a highlight but was something you don't see everyday)
Just got home not too long ago
But the moral of the thread. Benefit is a cool kid and all but just is an idiot. I dont know why he wanted to come meet me AFTER i was done eating? but whatever.
Cliff notes for those too lazy to read:
Badass porterhouse steaks at Outback Steakhouse
BenefitX is a dumbass who likes to piss in public view while having an arrest warrant and then waiting in the parking lot afterwards
Dont Lie to cops. If you're going to lie to a cop, NEVER ADMIT THAT YOU LIED.