i need a new boyfriend v 2.0

[autumnk5]

okay, i realized while i was gone, that IA has received a new Attn Whore. I felt extremely sad. Anyways, I am single. I've been single for 3 weeks now? It gets lonely at night. :( So I need someone to fill that void.

Just leave your name on this thread. I will choose a winner. :idb:

http://www.applyspace.com/alwaysup2sumtyn/boyfriend

[redrumracer]

lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lololololololololol

[WhiteAccord]

LOL....

[blacknightteg]

is this a joke?

[thecrazyone]

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhah ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaa ahah ah ah a h ahhhahhhhhhhhhaaaa cough cough cough aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahah

[Catnip]

boob pics or ban again.

:ninja:

[autumnk5]

no pics... just a video :)

[blacknightteg]

so where's the vid! i have yet to see what you actually look like.

[autumnk5]

look at my myspace..


and there is a video.. and i think y'all like it.

[Catnip]

private account= no pics/vids.

[sogood]

Get that schwag out of here, *****.

[thecrazyone]

i filled out ur questionnaire.....kinda :ninja:

[man]

Meh

[v-empire]

bukakke part? hmmm?

[TheGodfather]

Get that schwag out of here, *****.

Stfu with your gay sticker you queer.

Go choke on some chemicals from under the sink sac tickler.

[autumnk5]

i've already gotten three applications :)

[man]

i've already gotten three applications :)

Me too

[sogood]

Stfu with your gay sticker you queer.

Go choke on some chemicals from under the sink sac tickler.

Aww, sticking up for Autumn.

How cuteee :lmao: :jerkit:

[v-empire]

do you play rugby?

[autumnk5]

do i play rugby?

i play soccer... does that count for anything?

[BTLFED]

No one gives a sh!t wench -------------------------->

[v-empire]

of course it does. i m screening you out....

these questions are important.

[thecrazyone]

do i play rugby?

i play soccer... does that count for anything?

no.

better question..can you cook?

do laundry?

buy beer?

deep throat?

i can keep going.

[redrumracer]

so you play with balls

[BTLFED]

no.

better question..can you cook?

do laundry?

buy beer?

deep throat?

i can keep going.

All valid questions.

[redrumracer]

this thread is goin to blow up i say at least 9 pages

[Catnip]

i play soccer... does that count for anything?

means you walk like every other soccer playing girl, something stuck up your bung hole.

[autumnk5]

i can cook some things... mexican food is my favorite.

i know how to do laundry.

i can't buy beer yet.

deep throat? well that's a question for whoever is in bed with me to find out.

play with balls? yes

[BTLFED]

i can cook some things... mexican food is my favorite.

i know how to do laundry.

i can't buy beer yet.

deep throat? well that's a question for whoever is in bed with me to find out.

play with balls? yes

...

[TheGodfather]

Aww, sticking up for Autumn.

How cuteee :lmao: :jerkit:

Not even. Just pointing out the fact that the sticker on your car is the gayest thing I've seen since coolcat made 3 gay threads.

[Catnip]

WHORE.


lololol

[autumnk5]

means you walk like every other soccer playing girl, something stuck up your bung hole.

no. i think i walk pretty good.. NOT BOW-LEGGED!

[redrumracer]

Not even. Just pointing out the fact that the sticker on your car is the gayest thing I've seen since coolcat made 3 gay threads.
goddamn thats f*cking gay as sh!t then

[thecrazyone]

lol at 3 gay threads.

what a fag.

[Catnip]

no. i think i walk pretty good.. NOT BOW-LEGGED!


still can't view the motherfucking pics/video.

[sogood]

Not even. Just pointing out the fact that the sticker on your car is the gayest thing I've seen since coolcat made 3 gay threads.

:lmfao:

...and that has what to do with Autumn being an ugly attention whore? :thinking:

[v-empire]

WHORE.


lololol

thats rude!



but where do we find one?



do you know what bats like to do when its about to get bright on a full moon night?

[Catnip]

:lmfao:

...and that has what to do with Autumn being an ugly attention whore? :thinking:

well E36's are gay and ugly and the owners are gay and ugly attention whores.




:ninja:

[autumnk5]

the video is on my computer... duh.. you cant put nudie videos on myspace.

[Catnip]

the video is on my computer... duh.. you cant put nudie videos on myspace.


AIM file transfer FTW.:D

[BTLFED]

Look you dirty fuking skank, no one gives a fuk about you, or your attention whore ass. You are a waste of life..a load that should have been swallowed...the poster child for contraception. You are a lazy, alternative school because you couldn't hack it in real school wannabe student. You will never amount to anything in life, and you aren't even close to being attractive enough to be a trophy wife. Do the world a favor and leave the gene pool.

[redrumracer]

the video is on my computer... duh.. you cant put nudie videos on myspace.
youtube it. itll last for a while

[redrumracer]

AIM file transfer FTW.:D
or that

[thecrazyone]

the video is on my computer... duh.. you cant put nudie videos on myspace.

you can put them on import atlanta though.

:stupid:

:iaowns:

[autumnk5]

i was going to put it on photobucket vid section...

but it's too long of a video.

[Catnip]

i was going to put it on photobucket vid section...

but it's too long of a video.


youporn.com do it. link. done.

[thecrazyone]

i was going to put it on photobucket vid section...

but it's too long of a video.

check you myspace.............................whore :D

[BTLFED]

All you motherfukers are pathetic. If you are going to leg hump a b!tch on IA, at least do it to a fuking attractive one. :rolleyes:

[redrumracer]

AIM file transfer FTW.:D
or that

clears throat

[Catnip]

All you motherfukers are pathetic. If you are going to leg hump a b!tch on IA, at least do it to a fuking attractive one. :rolleyes:

pics or ban!!!



I kid.:D

[BTLFED]

pics or ban!!!



I kid.:D

Of what? Her? I wouldn't **** her with a stolen d!ck. It wouldn't matter if she was the hottest thing on this site. She is an annoying b!tch that needs to die slowly. I'm not desperate like you fuktards.

[mocha latte cupcake]

hmmm///// autumn if you promise to do that thing with your tongue again i accept your offer lol....

also ellingwood.... i know you... it seems to be a popular thing to say now a days... but really i do know you lol

[autumnk5]

LOL

[4eyedbox]

myspace set to private = ftl

[BTLFED]

LOL

Are you dead yet cu.nt?

[autumnk5]

seeing as i'm still posting, i think i'm still alive and kicking.

[Catnip]

seeing as i'm still posting, i think i'm still alive and sucking.

:D
do it.

[BTLFED]

seeing as i'm still posting, i think i'm still alive and kicking.

That's really too bad. You should rethink that.

[autumnk5]

i think i will choose to live :)

[autumnk5]

i need more applications...

[BTLFED]

i think i will choose to live :)

Out of the gene pool, b!tch ------------------->

[redrumracer]

more than you can afford pal

[redrumracer]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 10 (10 members and 0 guests)
redrumracer, Accordingly, autumnk5, KPowerEP3, rupertaker, TheGodfather, thecrazyone, cgEvan, chinitoxamor, Farrow2005

[KPowerEP3]

Jipped. I was expecting a link.

[autumnk5]

what kind of link?

[BTLFED]

what kind of link?

A link to your death. That would make my year.

[KPowerEP3]

Not some stupid application page. It's like a car, I gotta see the terms before I sign a contract.

[Maniac1]

Autumn, I never gave you permission to start this thread. What are you thinking? I trained you better than to act like this, you're embarrassing me. Right now the thought of you drowning in a pool of blood is making my mouth water...

Welcome to moronville autumn, population you.

[autumnk5]

by terms, you mean?

[rupertaker]

yay

drive up here and we can party at btlfeds house

[man]

Not some stupid application page. It's like a car, I gotta see the terms before I sign a contract.

I generally look for wear and tear and make sure the body is straight.

[KPowerEP3]

I need to see what I'm getting into. Literally and figuratively.

[BTLFED]

by terms, you mean?

It means SHUT THE FUC UP YOU STUPID B!TCH! GAWD DAMN YOU ARE FUCCING PATHETIC! DIE, SLOWLY!

[autumnk5]

i'm sorry alex. you know i care for you deeply. we'll discuss on aim.

[autumnk5]

OH, i got what you mean by terms.

lol there is myspace... duh.

[BTLFED]

i'm sorry alex. you know i care for you deeply. we'll discuss on aim.

ALEX YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR B!TCH. SHE HAS NO REASON TO BE POSTING ON IA. NOBODY LIKES HER BUT THE DOUCHE NOZZLES THAT COULDN'T GET LAID IN A WHORE HOUSE WITH A POCKET FULL OF MONEY. GET YOUR B!TCH OUT OF HERE. ------------------------->

[rupertaker]

what's for dinner

[autumnk5]

idk... i havent even ate yet. im thinking something mexican like always.

[AnthonyF]

wait...theres a version 2 of this? Why would you make another thread when the original one failed miserably?

[BTLFED]

idk... i havent even ate yet. im thinking something mexican like always.

I have an idea. Choke to death on a burrito you whore. --------------------->

[autumnk5]

to get a boyfriend on a basically all guys car forum? duh.

i will stake my claim as attn whore again. :)

[BTLFED]

wait...theres a version 2 of this? Why would you make another thread when the original one failed miserably?

Two different attention whores. At least the other one is attractive. This one is a waste of life.

[Maniac1]

My aim isn't working for some reason. Autumn, im too tired to deal with this right now. Post in here a few more times, just to make some of those douche nozzles BTLFED's talking about happy. Those poor souls have no chance against any real women so they have to resort to humping your cyber leg.

Yo Chris, I'll make sure this doesn't happen again. :lmao:

[rupertaker]

idk... i havent even ate yet. im thinking something mexican like always.

would you like to get dinner with btlfed and myself

[autumnk5]

rupertaker, Too bad i'm almost two hours away... :(

[BTLFED]

My aim isn't working for some reason. Autumn, im too tired to deal with this right now. Post in here a few more times, just to make some of those douche nozzles BTLFED's talking about happy. Those poor souls have no chance against any real women so they have to resort to humping your cyber leg.

Yo Chris, I'll make sure this doesn't happen again. :lmao:

Just go down there, fuk her in the ass, c0ckslap her, wipe your d!ck on her curtains and leave. She would be too ashamed to post again.

It's a win win.

[autumnk5]

alex, i guess we will have to discuss punishment later :(

[rupertaker]

rupertaker, Too bad i'm almost two hours away... :(

mexican food this weekend

[BTLFED]

would you like to get dinner with btlfed and myself

You have lost your mind. I wouldn't be in a parking lot with this skank.

Sidenote: I'm not doing MM this wednesday so if you wanna go to Winstons we can.

[TheGodfather]

alex, i guess we will have to discuss punishment later :(

:lmfao:

[rupertaker]

You have lost your mind. I wouldn't be in a parking lot with this skank.

Sidenote: I'm not doing MM this wednesday so if you wanna go to Winstons we can.

Why the **** not I was excited lol

MM is good

[BTLFED]

Why the **** not I was excited lol

MM is good

Don't want to.

[rupertaker]

Don't want to.

Uhoh

[autumnk5]

Okay, this is my thread to get a boyfriend. why are y'all discussing plans that have nothing to do with me?

It is making me sad :(

[BTLFED]

Uhoh

What? I need a break and to not piss away so much money.

[Maniac1]

Chris you forgot the best part, get a video of it and post it. :D lol

Autumn, cause of this. Your punishment isn't going to be pretty. I hope you're ready for that beating I was telling you about. lol I will discuss details with you some other day. Right now, this thread isn't of up most inportance to me. But i'll leave with this question cupcake, are you seriously this stupid? Really, this isn't a joke anymore.

[rupertaker]

Okay, this is my thread to get a boyfriend. why are y'all discussing plans that have nothing to do with me?

It is making me sad :(

We invited you to dinner this weekend

[autumnk5]

but BTLFED doesn't want me to... :(

[rupertaker]

but BTLFED doesn't want me to... :(
True

[Catnip]

she get down on her knees like a top notch ho.

[Kourt]

I'm assuming you've met good looking guys on here?? I always meet with the losers to buy stuff and at meets. haha not that it matters to me :)

[autumnk5]

haha i love that song.

down on ya knees like a top notch hoe.
make ya booty go faster than a lambo.

and

down on ya knees like you are top notch
make ya booty bounce to it like hop scotch.

[rupertaker]

haha i love that song.

down on ya knees like a top notch hoe.
make ya booty go faster than a lambo.

and

down on ya knees like you are top notch
make ya booty bounce to it like hop scotch.

I don't think we listen to the same kind of music haha

[autumnk5]

Kourt, yes of course, i've met some goodlooking ones.

There are, of course, ugly ones too.

[autumnk5]

I love rap... i like shaking my tailfeather.

LOL, but i'm open to anything besides screamo and bluegrass. That's just disgusting.

[Catnip]

screamo ftmfl.

[[]v[]]

Kourt you look too innocent to hangout with ass holes. LOL

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa253/El_Maniaco/l_08e61dd0ab8a202d3b18abac8d68bcb2.jpg

[Maniac1]

Kourt you're too innocent to hangout with ass holes. LOL

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa253/El_Maniaco/l_08e61dd0ab8a202d3b18abac8d68bcb2.jpg

[Catnip]

be a good girl now turn around and get these whippins.

[AnthonyF]

v[]']Kourt you look too innocent to hangout with ass holes. LOL

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa253/El_Maniaco/l_08e61dd0ab8a202d3b18abac8d68bcb2.jpgwho the hell is this? 1 post....checkin yo ass

[Catnip]

lol. attention whore is getting mad!

[TheGodfather]

Wtf who was it?

[Maniac1]

lol aight people im out.

[Catnip]

kourt... doh?

[autumnk5]

The AE was probably Maniac's.

I am IA's ATTN WHORE.

This is the thread to stake my claim, i will say once again.

[TheGodfather]

Hahah, good job Alex. My God she looks like she's 13.

Ummm, move those pics to RLD?

[AnthonyF]

I'd hit it. :goodjob: in all seriousness....I dunno why ya'll come on here looking for guys...unless you just want to get every horny IA member crazy and begging to sleep with you........not a bad idea. lol.

[autumnk5]

LOL I WIN!

Kourt looks 13.

I look 12! YAY!

[Catnip]

LOL I WIN!

Kourt looks 13.

I look 12! YAY!

Im gonna need the newds asap.

[man]

I'd hit it. :goodjob: in all seriousness....I dunno why ya'll come on here looking for guys...unless you just want to get every horny IA member crazy and begging to sleep with you........not a bad idea. lol.

Exactly, hence "attention whoring"

[OneSlow5pt0]

hmm.....................LOL

[redrumracer]

LOL I WIN!

Kourt looks 13.

I look 12! YAY!
yes nudez

[Kyle]

I'm assuming you've met good looking guys on here?? I always meet with the losers to buy stuff and at meets. haha not that it matters to me :)
You are certainly quick to talk **** about ia guys. Esp. considering the picture below.

Kourt you're too innocent to hangout with ass holes. LOL

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa253/El_Maniaco/l_08e61dd0ab8a202d3b18abac8d68bcb2.jpg
http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpg

[chinitoxamor]

looks like my next gf lol :lmfao:

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa253/El_Maniaco/l_08e61dd0ab8a202d3b18abac8d68bcb2.jpg

[NevrNufTorq]

I don't think we listen to the same kind of music haha

lololololol!!! :lmfao:

thats b/c we're old!! :rolleyes:

[autumnk5]

KOURT IS NOT LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND NOW!

I AM!

[Catnip]

KOURT IS NOT LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND NOW!

I AM!


get naked!

[TheGodfather]

You are certainly quick to talk **** about ia guys. Esp. considering the picture below.

http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpg

:lmfao:

Pic=win.
Sig=win.
Reps=you.

[NevrNufTorq]

get naked!
as a general rule that only works if shes in the room with you!!!! j/k

i guess you could do the ecam!!! :eek:

[x Resilience]

well E36's are gay and ugly and the owners are gay and ugly attention whores.




:ninja:

Please kill your self, you drive a GST last thing you need to be doing is calling someone and their car gay.

Back to topic:

WHOREEEEE!!!!!!! lol

[Catnip]

Please kill your self, you drive a GST last thing you need to be doing is calling some and their car gay.

Back to topic:

WHOREEEEE!!!!!!! lol


except Im selling it and I have a 78 Z28 and 69 datsun 2000

[redrumracer]

except Im selling it and I have a 78 Z28 and 69 datsun 2000
oh snap
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[TheGodfather]

Please kill your self, you drive a GST last thing you need to be doing is calling some and their car gay.

Back to topic:

WHOREEEEE!!!!!!! lol

No its ok.

He speaks the truth

[x Resilience]

except Im selling it and I have a 78 Z28 and 69 datsun 2000

Thats cool, I'd still rather have a e36. Flame me for all you want both are nice cars but I'm not in to old school cars, everyone has different taste in cars.

[Farrow2005]

LAWLZ!!! to the Max!!!

[Catnip]

Thats cool, I'd still rather have a e36. Flame me for all you want both are nice cars but I'm not in to old school cars, everyone has different taste in cars.


I was just messing bro. I'd actually love to have a black M3 (of any year, lol).

[TheGodfather]

I was just messing bro. I'd actually love to have a black M3 (of any year, lol).

Don't take that sh!t.

Noob told you to kill youself for not liking some nasty ass looking old BMW.

Let him know whats up.

[x Resilience]

I was just messing bro. I'd actually love to have a black M3 (of any year, lol).

Its all cool :goodjob:, I mean don't get me wrong I'd love to own a Z28 but just not at the moment.

[0p7!mu5]

'nuff said

[x Resilience]

Don't take that sh!t.

Noob told you to kill youself for not liking some nasty ass looking old BMW.

Let him know whats up.

And why am I a noob, cause I just registered on here :D? LOL I've actually been on here for a while, been sharing accounts with my brother(got milk?) I was just too lazy to register.

[v-empire]

http://www.prinzali.dk/uploaded_images/raptor-jesus-749809.jpg

[x Resilience]

LOL


http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/41-gotattention.jpg

http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/38-attention_whore.jpg

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/Attention/Attention-Blonde.jpg

[TS240]

lololololol!!! :lmfao:

thats b/c we're old!! :rolleyes:
lol Im young and I was like :wtf:

[autumnk5]

Have you not figured I take my position as Attn Whore seriously?

[Catnip]

Don't take that sh!t.

Noob told you to kill youself for not liking some nasty ass looking old BMW.

Let him know whats up.


but i likes teh m3s. just not MOST, not all, but most bmw owners.

[TheGodfather]

And why am I a noob, cause I just registered on here :D? LOL I've actually been on here for a while, been sharing accounts with my brother(got milk?) I was just too lazy to register.

Boy don't be lazy, get your post count up and whore like the rest of us who have dedicated more time than healthy to this website.

[KPowerEP3]

except Im selling it and I have a 78 Z28 and 69 datsun 2000


You agreed to sell me that Datsun for $2.26. That was a verbal contract. I'm suing.

[Catnip]

You agreed to sell me that Datsun for $2.26. That was a verbal contract. I'm suing.

nevar!!!
:taun:

[TS240]

Have you not figured I take my position as Attn Whore seriously?
no one cares...:D

[x Resilience]

Boy don't be lazy, get your post count up and whore like the rest of us who have dedicated more time than healthy to this website.


LOL. :lmfao:

[KPowerEP3]

*calls lawyer*

P.S. Autumn...I'm waiting on my vid. I sent you that one of me, but you laughed and said it was cute:(

[v-empire]

raptor jesus cares

http://users.rcn.com/rnlflagg/raptorjesus.jpg

[TS240]

raptor jesus cares

http://users.rcn.com/rnlflagg/raptorjesus.jpg
LOL Raptor Jesus follows me to every forum. +2

[NevrNufTorq]

no one cares...:D
+1 :lmfao: :lmfao:

at least your not lurking anymore!!!! :taun:

[SouthSide Tay]

damint i wish i had got in on this thread earlier.

[TheGrillMan]

as i sit here at 4am

i cant find the urge to read all this bs

soo yeah

i still can belive some random trifflin ass bixct is getting all this atteion

i mean honesyly IA cant be full of this many leg humpers

and btw
autumn

you booty smells like garbage on a hot day

[Shawna]

Someone pls tell me why anyone would want to date this skank ass b Itch....

I'm at a total loss.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Someone pls tell me why anyone would want to date this skank ass b Itch....

I'm at a total loss.
x2

I am sorry but this is the one and only person I wish would overdose...

[x Resilience]

She said someone was trying to take her attention whore title away from her, so she had to do what any other attention whore would do.

[Shawna]

Amen hun wtf is she doing on a car website I doubt very seriously she can tell the difference bt a chevy and a ford.

[1000cckiller]

Amen hun wtf is she doing on a car website I doubt very seriously she can tell the difference bt a chevy and a ford.STFU or show :boobies:

[Shawna]

Ok the only thing this skank takes seriously in like is being a WHORE no attention needed

[1000cckiller]

Ok the only thing this skank takes seriously in like is being a WHORE no attention neededI see

[quickdodge®]

is this a joke?

No. But the OP is. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Ok the only thing this skank takes seriously in like is being a WHORE no attention needed

Yeah. It seems you try to fill that void. Later, QD.

[Shawna]

Qd u know me so well....

Ps how are u haven't talked to u in a while

[bastarling84]

I just put in my application! I really hope I get the opportunity!

[TheProfiteer]

Someone pls tell me why anyone would want to date this skank ass b Itch....

I'm at a total loss.


Cumdumpster!!!

No body dates skank ass biatches. First put on the glove of love, then :idb: for about 5min, :nautjerk: all over thier face.

Put on pants and leave with out saying a word.

[Shawna]

Good call but I don't think the 'glove of love' is going to protect u from what she has

[AnthonyF]

Cumdumpster!!!

No body dates skank ass biatches. First put on the glove of love, then :idb: for about 5min, :nautjerk: all over thier face.

Put on pants and leave with out saying a word.

hahaha exactly, except, it goes right in their eye. :goodjob:

[TheProfiteer]

Good call but I don't think the 'glove of love' is going to protect u from what she has

Yeah I know.

Nothing can protect from the GHONAHERPASYPHILAIDS!!!!

[Shawna]

Double bag it idb ftw

[Firefightin_tC]

Didn't someone say this thread was going to hit at least nine pages?

[autumnk5]

LOL someone did say it's going blow up & be 9 pages.

[Firefightin_tC]

LOL someone did say it's going blow up & be 9 pages.

Didn't I just say that?

[autumnk5]

i was answering the question.

[TS240]

^lol

[Shawna]

she's stupid you might have to explain that to her again

[v-empire]

you should join the sexy pants group if you want to find a good man for the good juice.


sigh...

[Firefightin_tC]

she's stupid you might have to explain that to her again

I thought about it, but I think I would lose her when I used the word 'rhetocial'.

[Shawna]

I thought about it, but I think I would lose her when I used the word 'rhetocial'.


she's the designated dummie of the group

[Firefightin_tC]

she's the designated dummie of the group

Yeah, that would explain it.

After reading all of this, you want to hope that no one is this desperate, especially someone in college....

...then again...

...stranger things have happened.

[Shawna]

she has nothing better to do than to spread her legs

[v-empire]

she lost me at 'hello'.

[Firefightin_tC]

Ew. That's never good.

That's how ya' get the pink eye!

[Shawna]

Ew. That's never good.

That's how ya' get the pink eye!


lmao +1 for you

[Shawna]

can she even say hello?

[v-empire]

so, are these people in search of love juices suppose to be the new hawt items in town?

let me see some pics, please... thank you.

[soul]

i dont even know what to say to all this thread....

[v-empire]

dont need for words. they had us at hello.

pics please thank you.

[Firefightin_tC]

dont need for words. they had us at hello.

pics please thank you.

Is she this skinny-@ss, flat chested pale white chick?

[Shawna]

didnt someone find a site for to ppl to go to that had stds? shouldnt she be signing up on that and not on here?

[v-empire]

Is she this skinny-@ss, flat chested pale white chick?

meanie!!

[autumnk5]

I thought about it, but I think I would lose her when I used the word 'rhetocial'.

yeah, you probably would lose me. Due to the fact that it is not a real word.

do you mean rhetorical?

[Firefightin_tC]

meanie!!

So this -is- the skinny @ssed, flat-chest, pale white b!tch?

[autumnk5]

Not skinny ass.

But I am pretty much flat chested and pale. I look 12.

[Elbow]

Still taking applications? I am interested.

[autumnk5]

Yes, I am still single and taking applications. LOL :)

[v-empire]

i dunno, probably never met her . still need pics.

when will we know of a winner?

[Elbow]

Ok cool, I was wondering if maybe you would want to go on a date and talk it over in person? I printed some pics of me I can give you on the date and an information packet.

[autumnk5]

Someone put this in the application:

What is your idea of a perfect date? (3 sentences or less)
well go to the movie get a blow job then go home and get nasty then ask you to leave and say no hard feelings


LMFAO!

[Shawna]

y havent you figured out that youre not even good enough for half of the guys on this website to screw

[v-empire]

Not skinny ass.

But I am pretty much flat chested and pale. I look 12.

hmmm ... hawt!

like making out with 12 year old boys ? sigh.. up for something new anyways...lol

[autumnk5]

I will pick the winner on Saturday :)

[Elbow]

ANSWER MY QUESTION

[v-empire]

^ pics? sharing is caring....

i wanna see i wanna see.

[Elbow]

You want me to post my pics...? LOL

[autumnk5]

LOL, ummm... you are in Athens.

[Elbow]

LOL umm...yeah?

[autumnk5]

... and... i'm in Columbus.

[v-empire]

You want me to post my pics...? LOL

why of course... !!! dont make baby raptor jesus cry.



http://www.every-little-thing.com/images/raptorjesus-baby.gif

[On_Her_Face]

autumn you need to change the thread title to i need a girlfriend v2.0

[TheGodfather]

LOL, ummm... you are in Athens.

That doesn't matter. He's the best looking person on this place and his car is fast as hell.

Going on a date with him would be like winning the lotto. :goodjob:

[autumnk5]

i hate you, billy.

i need a boyfriend!

[Elbow]

... and... i'm in Columbus.

Distance does not matter for me. I can drive, or meet halfway, or come to Athens for the weekend, spend the night, we can hang out the whole weekend, and get to know eachother.

[TheProfiteer]

I might as well fill out the application as well.

This is what we would do on our first/last date.
Ok so will need 1 baseball bat, 1 Gallon of KY, 2 Pairs of Handcuffs, a sound proof room, and a video camera.

After this date, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, even up to 10 years later, you'll be able to pop that baby out in the middle of the grocery store and not even notice until it starts dragging on the ground.

[autumnk5]

You need to put an application in

I have to be fair :)

[v-empire]

wheres the application. i fill one out too..

lol.

i hope you like farm animals. :)

[Elbow]

Here is what I want to do:

-Take you to a nice dinner.
-A walk downtown Athens
-A special place I know, really pretty and talk.
-Come to my place and watch a movie or something, hang out.
-Go to bed, if you feel comfortable sleeping with me, we can, if not, we wont.

The list goes on. I want to be your man. I dont NEED the application, no point.

[TheProfiteer]

Here is what I want to do:

-Take you to a nice dinner.
-A walk downtown Athens
-A special place I know, really pretty and talk.
-Come to my place and watch a movie or something, hang out.
-Go to bed, if you feel comfortable sleeping with me, we can, if not, we wont.

The list goes on. I want to be your man. I dont NEED the application, no point.


wait, this dude serious?

[autumnk5]

But the application is so everything is fair ... I have to give everyone a chance.


Application, v-empire, is on the first post

[On_Her_Face]

autumn looks like you are back on top for attention whore :goodjob:

[v-empire]

Here is what I want to do:

-Take you to a nice dinner.
-A walk downtown Athens
-A special place I know, really pretty and talk.
-Come to my place and watch a movie or something, hang out.
-Go to bed, if you feel comfortable sleeping with me, we can, if not, we wont.

The list goes on. I want to be your man. I dont NEED the application, no point.

lol...scheming?

you are a boring date!

i would take her to a bukakke party and have a blast!

so awesome.. then we go to raptor jesus camp.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3346/raptorjesus1bv9.jpghttp://a545.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/l_bcafa61ee0377a360cfd0bcbb4a5ef38.gif[/QUOTE]

[TheGodfather]

wheres the application. i fill one out too..

lol.

i hope you like farm animals. :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

WIN!

LMAO!

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Elbow]

lol...scheming?

you are a boring date!

i would take her to a bukakke party and have a blast!

so awesome.. then we go to raptor jesus camp.

Well, then I can make it exciting. But she wont find out unless she comes. No girl that has dated me has never come back for more.

[autumnk5]

autumn looks like you are back on top for attention whore :goodjob:

YAY!!!!!!! :bump:

[TheGodfather]

Well, then I can make it exciting. But she wont find out unless she comes. No girl that has dated me has never come back for more.

This is true.

[Elbow]

But the application is so everything is fair ... I have to give everyone a chance.


Application, v-empire, is on the first post

IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE FAIR IF ONE IS FAR BETTER THEN THE REST, THEN WHAT IS THE POINT?? IT'S LIKE CHOOSING BETWEEN A FERRARI AND A KIA. ONE IS FUN, EXCITING, EXOTIC, SEXY, ROUGH, SMOOTH, ETC....AND ONE JUST GETS THE JOB DONE AND DIES.

[autumnk5]

Well, then I can make it exciting. But she wont find out unless she comes. No girl that has dated me has never come back for more.

Please explain last sentence. I'm confused at the double negative.

Are you saying girls come back for more? Or don't?

[autumnk5]

IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE FAIR IF ONE IS FAR BETTER THEN THE REST, THEN WHAT IS THE POINT?? IT'S LIKE CHOOSING BETWEEN A FERRARI AND A KIA. ONE IS FUN, EXCITING, EXOTIC, SEXY, ROUGH, SMOOTH, ETC....AND ONE JUST GETS THE JOB DONE AND DIES.


LOL... I would choose Ferrari.

[Elbow]

Please explain last sentence. I'm confused at the double negative.

Are you saying girls come back for more? Or don't?

LOL yeah wrote that wrong, they DO COME BACK for more. Always. But if you are here, they wont, they will be jealous of you.

[Elbow]

LOL... I would choose Ferrari.

Well, I am your Ferrari, hell I am like a highly tuned up Ferrari.

[autumnk5]

I request an application & pics.

[Doppelgänger]

Man, there are more whores in here then in a DeKalb county holding cell on Saturday night...

[v-empire]

i say raptor jesus camp.....super fun and awesome town.
one more time !!
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3346/raptorjesus1bv9.jpghttp://a545.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/l_bcafa61ee0377a360cfd0bcbb4a5ef38.gif[/QUOTE]

[Elbow]

I request an application & pics.

Sorry, Ferrari's don't play with the regular ricers. You PM me for more info, that's like asking a Ferrari to park in a regular lot. **** that, I stand above.. ;)

[TheGodfather]

WTF is up with this Raptor Jesus?

Is this from 4chan?

[v-empire]

i dunno?

whay u hatin on raptor jesus yo?

find this girl a date.. she need some ding dong yo.

[TheGodfather]

i dunno?

whay u hatin on raptor jesus yo?

find this girl a date.. she need some ding dong yo.

Because it's funny and kinda stupid.

Jesus with raptors really isn't anything great.

[v-empire]

fine then!!

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7990/ytmndpicwr9.jpg

[quickdodge®]

But I am pretty much flat chested and pale. I look 12.

So you look smarter than you actually are?


What is your idea of a perfect date? (3 sentences or less)
well go to the movie get a blow job then go home and get nasty then ask you to leave and say no hard feelings

Isn't your idea of a perfect date coming home from your alternative school getting dressed in some sort of easy access attire for your trip to the trap so you can fucc some random dudes for a sack? Later, QD.

[thecrazyone]

trip to the trap


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahha

[autumnk5]

QD, your opinion doesn't matter to me in this thread.

[TheGodfather]

Hahahah, trip to the trap.

LMAO!

[autumnk5]

Matt, you are supposed to be on my side.

:(

[TheGodfather]

Lol, I just enjoyed trip to the trap was funny.

I still love you :)

[TS240]

So you look smarter than you actually are?



Isn't your idea of a perfect date coming home from your alternative school getting dressed in some sort of easy access attire for your trip to the trap so you can fucc some random dudes for a sack? Later, QD.
:lmfao: :lmfao: +2(like it matters lol)

[quickdodge®]

QD, your opinion doesn't matter to me in this thread.

It does and I have proof.


Lol, I just enjoyed trip to the trap was funny.

I'm glad you and the folks that repped me enjoyed that line. I love spontaneous textual combustions.


Matt, you are supposed to be on my side.

On your side? What is your back sore?


+2(like it matters lol)

I have 12,000 rep points. Not one person has ever given me more than 15 at a time. They all matter. Damn, I sound like Maniac.

Later, QD.

[TheGodfather]

http://i27.tinypic.com/8y97pg.jpg

[autumnk5]

^^^ WTF? matt?