I saw a guy die yesterday

[thinkfast®]

I was at the club last night with some of my friends. when we were there we saw a guy that looked real depressed sittin in the corner by himself. we didnt think anything of, we just figured he got rejected or somethin. about an hour later as we were leaving, we heard a squeal of tires and a thud. we were all like "what the **** was that?" we looked and it was that depressed looking guy,he had jumped in front of an escalade. it was really messed up, there was all kinds of blood everywhere. it was really sad when his mom showed up though. they had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, I called my mom to tell her what happened and that I saw the tread marks on his chest and head and she screamed 'you're movin' in with your uncle and auntie in belair.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cat was rare, but i thought "nah forget it, yo, homes, to bel air." i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and i yelled to the cabby "yo homes, smell ya later." looking at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.

[Ran]

:lmfao:

[MistaCee]

Lmao wow. but seriously :no:

[jaystar]

that was gay

[Dracc]

awww **** lol.. haaha he got me.. i was like damn for real then the beat clicc'ed in my head lol

[yungdz]

that was gay

agreed

[EJ25RUN]

haha Fresh prince got hit by a cadillac. wait huh?

[jew_boy]

wow

[Slow Motion]

You stupid.....

[ahmonrah]

lirl!

real talk though, new years '05 i seen an old couple get killed 10minutes to midnight in the median in front of the church they were heading to

[SixSquared]

Damn... I was reading that thinking "holy ****..." then I was like "waitaminit..."

[southside]

dang i thought u was forreal i seen the guy at publix get killed my mom aint send me to belair damn u lucky

[Jecht]

lmao

[Spektrewing386]

ummmm.... i already did a fresh prince of bel air tie in not too long ago.

[Sledlude]

lmao. ricky u got no damn sense....

[redrumracer]

lol you had me then like dracc i realized the beat. ive seen dead people, and dying people and other various f*d up people. though.

[TheGodfather]

Well this has to be a copy and paste because it lacks the usual all caps, lol.

[blacknightteg]

I was at the club last night with some of my friends. when we were there we saw a guy that looked real depressed sittin in the corner by himself. we didnt think anything of, we just figured he got rejected or somethin. about an hour later as we were leaving, we heard a squeal of tires and a thud. we were all like "what the **** was that?" we looked and it was that depressed looking guy,he had jumped in front of an escalade. it was really messed up, there was all kinds of blood everywhere. it was really sad when his mom showed up though. they had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, I called my mom to tell her what happened and that I saw the tread marks on his chest and head and she screamed 'you're movin' in with your uncle and auntie in belair.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cat was rare, but i thought "nah forget it, yo, homes, to bel air." i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and i yelled to the cabby "yo homes, smell ya later." looking at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.


bwahahahahahaha....even tho it might be a serious thing....that was funny as ****! hahaha

[Leisa]

That is ****ed up....

Not even funny..I guess I have lost my sense of humor for this kind of stuff for a while since I actually "watched" my sister die a week ago....

[AnthonyF]

Random Ricky over there.

[Magnus213]

Well this has to be a copy and paste because it lacks the usual all caps, lol.
Beat me to it. I was going to say, had to be suspicious since it wasn't in CAPS LOCK.

[BKgen®]

bwahaha

[quickdodge®]

I was at the club last night with some of my friends. when we were there we saw a guy that looked real depressed sittin in the corner by himself. we didnt think anything of, we just figured he got rejected or somethin. about an hour later as we were leaving, we heard a squeal of tires and a thud. we were all like "what the **** was that?" we looked and it was that depressed looking guy,he had jumped in front of an escalade. it was really messed up, there was all kinds of blood everywhere. it was really sad when his mom showed up though. they had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, I called my mom to tell her what happened and that I saw the tread marks on his chest and head and she screamed 'you're movin' in with your uncle and auntie in belair.' I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cat was rare, but i thought "nah forget it, yo, homes, to bel air." i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and i yelled to the cabby "yo homes, smell ya later." looking at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.

Repost, ese. I did this about a year or so ago, lolol. But I started off with a different story so you got me. Later, QD.

[blackboi50]

damn he got me........but i LIRL!!!!!.:lmfao:........1

[Sammich]

i lol'd fuk the rickster

[isa2o3]

stop fuc*ing with emotions. gosh

[BKgen®]

lol i'd fuk the rickster

gross.. queer.

[Sammich]

UR THE ONE IN LOVE WITH 'BANANAS'

[thinkfast®]

HAHAHA +1

TO ME!

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

LOL.

[LeX]

Actually predicted it that time after a couple sentences

[Doppelgänger]

I knew it was BS as soon as i saw the first letter was in lower case. Whenever Ricky types in lower case, its usually copied from somewhere else or he is bs'ing.

[thinkfast®]

LOOK HERE SCUMBAGS I MADE THE STORY BELIVEABLE AND YOU FELL FOR IT

TAKE IT FOR FACE VALUE YOU GOT SERVED

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh146/l3xluth0r/1207165353952.gif

[Sammich]

LIRL @ GIF

[Maniac1]

Ricky you only see things like that in harsh neighborhood, not a ghetto free one. I knew this was fake as soon as I started reading, lol so you aint served me, esa.

[thinkfast®]

SHUT THE HELL UP FORE I SERVE YOU IN REAL LIFE

OUCH

[Maniac1]

The only type of serving you're gonna be doing is serving me a plate full of food.

[thinkfast®]

YOU WISH MAN, BEST KEEP THAT LIP TIGHT FORE I TAKE CLIPPERS TO THAT MANGY S.HIT ON YOUR HEAD YOU CALL A HAIRSTYLE

[thinkfast®]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/TeknikalFoul/forum%20stuff/443.gif

[Maniac1]

Sorry im not blad and looking like I have cancer. Ricky, you want to know what makes me so great? I just am. Learn to deal with it man, your story was about as original as a knock knock joke. LOL better luck next time perra.

[Maniac1]

Hey Ricardo, I bet this is the face expression you make when you're cutting your hair huh?

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa253/El_Maniaco/britney_spears_shaving-hair-bald.jpg

[Maniac1]

Owned, lol bow down dawg!

[thinkfast®]

I WILL KNOCK KNOCK THAT FOREHEAD W/ A COLD LEFT JAB SON

WATCH YOURSELF WHEN YOU TALKN TO GROWN MEN

[Maniac1]

lol por favor. Hey, if you need some cash for some more tampons just lmk. I got ya.

[thinkfast®]

WHAT YOU GOT, TAMPONS? LOLOL HOMEY IM STRAIGHT W/ THAT MR ANAL FISTING CHAMP

[Maniac1]

LOL why don't you go fist yourself til you get heart attack then? Better call your hand man Willie.

[thinkfast®]

DONT YOU GET THAT TONE W/ YOUR PADRE, WHATS A MATTER MOM SPENT YOUR ALLOWANCE ON THEM PILLOWCASE PANTIES

YUK

[hondachik]

now that song is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the night. Lol...awesome. rep!