Oh My God Craigslist is so full of WIN. ROLFMAO

[TheProfiteer]

Some of the original craigslist postings got deleted, but here comes more.
So this was the original post, but they were so full of win. So I had to update it with a 3rd part, and with almost as much WIN as the original post.

Its just some of the poeple putting themselves out there, just do need to be advertised.

Lets start with this Hob-Goblin looking charecter, This biatch looks like a mixture of Jack Nicolson and Micheal Jackson.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/633933549.html

Desperation, Empty bottles of wine, whiney kids in the bedroom, good f u c k i n g luck getting laid lady, no really I mean it, dildos were invented for a reason:goodjob:. http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/633862554.html


LOL this biznitch loves penguins, maybe thats because she looks like a penguin. Batman sequal FTMFW!!!
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/633475577.html

Oh Jesus Christ, Buddha, Allah, freaking some one just please strike this creature down with ball lighting, this b!tch is so full of WIN, it leaks out of her ass as in the form of used motor oil. http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/606743206.html
and I quote "I love God first and foremost" B!tch god dont love you, I guarantee that.
:lmfao:

As I wipe the tears from my eyes from the laughter of looking at that last abomination, I am going to vow to provide as much CL exposure as I can.

So more to come





Come hither, low and behold, bear witness to that which is CRAIGSLIST!!

Read the last few lines of this post, :goodjob:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/633088958.html

I am just at a loss for words
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/633078680.html

Some one is damn exicited!
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/630170509.html

QUICK HIDE THE SHARPIE!!!
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/627495411.html

More to come!!!

[DUBSf22c]

but they are full of fail


oh an reps

[Scotsman]

wow! , soooooooooooooo david did you email the first one? lmfao

[Jecht]

LMAO @ Sharpie girl

[95alty]

sharpie has DSLs... and could get it

[Sledlude]

do u browse craigslist personals on the regular?

[Ran]

ROFL @ horse boot to the head

[DieselNuts]

btw, i have a wondering eye...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! REPS

[disrupt]

btw, i have a wondering eye...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! REPS

***** looks like debo

[thinkfast®]

do u browse craigslist personals on the regular?

x2

LETS SEE YOUR AD MISTER SMOOTH

[Got Milk?]

lol made me laugh out loud. REPS

[TheProfiteer]

I browse all of CL on the regular, and mostly is to get laughs like I did with those fools.

Then again I did find some damn killer deals on CL before as well, like two honda civics for 400 bucks. In Running condition.

[TheProfiteer]

Ok Here is Part two, moving on to the turd nerds doooods who think they can score on CL.

This fool, honestly, wTf? He thinks hes going to get a response by saying he likes Dragoncon. http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4w/633240815.html

LOL Used up Hippie, at least he isnt disillusioned from his reality.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4w/633195730.html

Oh look its QD!!!!!
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4w/633164109.html


Deviating a little
Why does this biatch need a creepy friend? Epic Boobies though.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/stp/632516760.html
EFOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

I just bout fell out of my chair
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/627100452.html
and not from laughter either, this biatch scared the living hell out of me.

Ok so this girl feel asleep in school face up and her teacher decided to drop a text book on her face http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/626815247.html

I saw her in one of the Lord of the Rings Movies, I think she was the only ORC not rendered in CGI http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/622001660.html

[ahmonrah]

http://images.craigslist.org/01150601021101040620080406e6d7947e81d61d02cf00a069 .jpg
+1 for boobages


wrong....just wrong.....
http://images.craigslist.org/01041201030801161320080401718e12f227b660d36100d46d .jpg

a man with a WINGED SWORD lookin for love doesnt really attract mates(post 14th century)...i dont think:thinking:
http://images.craigslist.org/0102100104020116122008040745265abad4c1c994a0006a97 .jpg

[Slow Motion]

Come hither, low and behold, bear witness to that which is CRAIGSLIST!!

Read the last few lines of this post, :goodjob:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/633088958.html

I am just at a loss for words
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/633078680.html

Some one is damn exicited!
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/630170509.html

QUICK HIDE THE SHARPIE!!!
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/627495411.html

More to come!!!

First things first WTF you thinkin, they really are lookin for love and you are exploitin them in a way that would make an old man laugh his muhfukin azz off....you do have a couple of fails in there though.

[Killer]

Some one is damn exicited!
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/630170509.html


WHO ISN'T CHYEAH!!!!!!

[Ran]

http://images.craigslist.org/01150601021101040620080406e6d7947e81d61d02cf00a069 .jpg
+1 for boobagesBig & Saggy, just how Grandpa likes em. :no:


wrong....just wrong.....
http://images.craigslist.org/01041201030801161320080401718e12f227b660d36100d46d .jpgLooks like she took that picture outside of the police station. :lmfao:

[FirePR2002]

wrong....just wrong.....
http://images.craigslist.org/01041201030801161320080401718e12f227b660d36100d46d .jpg

For 2 stamps and a crack rock she would "suck yo d1ck, man!"

[YoungGun]

Haha found some more...

At least she's honest... http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/624685675.html

Just click it.... http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/622570355.html

Woof... http://atlanta.craigslist.org/w4m/619882887.html

[TheProfiteer]

Nah those be weak sauce, some more will come up and I will be sure to post em. While the personals is the easiest place to catch a laugh, look hard enough and there is some truly whack sh!t on CL

[disrupt]

For 2 stamps and a crack rock she would "suck yo d1ck, man!"

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/3998/whatnowayqu9.jpg

[TheProfiteer]

bump it up NEW content on the first post.

[TheProfiteer]

Ya'll just gonna let this thread die like this?