quickdodgeŽ
08-14-2005, 01:28 PM
* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to
pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as
an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important
you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or
absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to
increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect
on your take-home pay.
* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything
except what happens.
* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you
always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing some-
thing else.
* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only
cross-references.
* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on
the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the
grocery bag.
* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you
will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet
the boss in the parking lot.
Later, QD.
pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as
an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important
you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or
absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to
increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect
on your take-home pay.
* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything
except what happens.
* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you
always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing some-
thing else.
* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only
cross-references.
* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on
the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the
grocery bag.
* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you
will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet
the boss in the parking lot.
Later, QD.