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SiRed94
04-03-2008, 04:17 PM
Just wondering if anyone else fuccing hates it when the dentist saws at your gums with dental floss or stabs them with probes until they begin to bleed profusely and then proceed to ask you "Is everything ok?"
Dracc
04-03-2008, 04:23 PM
My dentist seems to want to hold a conversation while cleaning and looking in my mouth..
SiRed94
04-03-2008, 04:34 PM
My dentist seems to want to hold a conversation while cleaning and looking in my mouth..

haha yeah I've had one of those ...
Ran
04-03-2008, 04:37 PM
You know, if you brush and floss properly, your gums won't bleed and hurt like that.
DieselNuts
04-03-2008, 04:40 PM
My dentist seems to want to hold a conversation while cleaning and looking in my mouth..
thats what I was gonna say. How the fuk are you suppose to hold a conversation when you have two hands, a mirror and a scraper in your mouth?
Dracc
04-03-2008, 04:40 PM
You know, if you brush and floss properly, your gums won't bleed and hurt like that.


Scoope :bump:
Dracc
04-03-2008, 04:42 PM
thats what I was gonna say. How the fuk are you suppose to hold a conversation when you have two hands, a mirror and a scraper in your mouth?


they dont ask you yes or no questions.. they ask question that you have to go into depth to answer....


Dentist: so that rapper T.I. got away with just a slap on the wrist. Boy i tell you.. doesnt money rule the world. I mean a common man would have got time in prision. How much do you want to bet that he paid someone off.

YOU: AHHHHHHHHHHHH:thinking:..... yeah :screwy:
JITB
04-03-2008, 05:08 PM
ur dentist ever drop their contact down ur throat?
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Dracc
04-03-2008, 05:09 PM
ur dentist ever drop their contact down ur throat?
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what... hell naw... that equals free work for life right there
Ran
04-03-2008, 05:17 PM
ur dentist ever drop their contact down ur throat?
/threadMine managed to cut my uvula with a f*cking suction tube. :dunno:
JITB
04-03-2008, 05:25 PM
Mine managed to cut my uvula with a f*cking suction tube. :dunno:

uvula ownage..
Johnny Chimpo
04-03-2008, 07:00 PM
They always say not to pick at your teeth. Whats the first thing they break out THE BIG METAL HOOK.
SiRed94
04-03-2008, 10:34 PM
You know, if you brush and floss properly, your gums won't bleed and hurt like that.

uhm... i brush 3 times a day and floss twice... i think my dentist is just a crazy ***** with a fucced up life that likes to take it out on her patients...
RandomGuy
04-03-2008, 10:39 PM
yeah, when they bleed, that means you have periodontitis or something.

When they do those gum probes to me theres always 2 dentists, one doing the probing, and calling out numbers like... <poke> 7 <poke> 5 <poke> 1 <poke> 3

rating the gums or something, and the other person just writes that info down..

I hate going to the dentist bc when they bust out the metal hook and scrape the fuk out of the back of your teeth, although its not painful, it is MAD uncomfortable lol. Its just a bad feeling ... </adderall trip>
soul
04-03-2008, 10:48 PM
mine, i swear to "god" that he makes me bleed on purpose then proceeds to ask me if it hurts or anthing. i floss brush2x a day, and i got veneers so mine are in good shape no geng. or ne that gum ****, and the fact he doesnt even tell me to floss,brush or nething when he gets done just says see ya next time looked good.............!!!f uck him
RandomGuy
04-03-2008, 10:52 PM
mine, i swear to "god" that he makes me bleed on purpose then proceeds to ask me if it hurts or anthing. i floss brush2x a day, and i got veneers so mine are in good shape no geng. or ne that gum ****, and the fact he doesnt even tell me to floss,brush or nething when he gets done just says see ya next time looked good.............!!!f uck himif they bleed profusely that means that they are not healthy lol [/discussion]

That whole probing process is for them to assess your situation. Lol same thing happened to me they said i had gingivitis and borderline periodontitis (i NEVER flossed, it was pointless to me)... So i started flossing and they gave me some medicine called PerioChek... went back in and my "scores" improved.
soul
04-03-2008, 10:59 PM
if they bleed profusely that means that they are not healthy lol [/discussion]

That whole probing process is for them to assess your situation. Lol same thing happened to me they said i had gingivitis and borderline periodontitis (i NEVER flossed, it was pointless to me)... So i started flossing and they gave me some medicine called PerioChek... went back in and my "scores" improved.
reading skills ftl
koukis14
04-03-2008, 11:49 PM
Last time I was there I had a cavity so bad they had to clamp a band around my tooth to fill it because there were like 3 huge holes in my tooth when they were done. He said I almost needed a root canal.

The good part was the dental assistant trying to pry this mini ****ing hose clamp around my tooth had a bunch of trouble and rubbed her big ass titties all over my face. At one point I thought her tits were going to break my glasses. It was probably the best experience I have ever had at the dentist.....and this is after years of having no cavitites.

Titties in your face can make any bad situation enjoyable.......someone quote that for sig.