Gay Crush

[stillaneon]

Ok, This isnt exactly what it seems.

If someone threatened to do something worse than death, unless you picked someone of the same sex (most likely a celebrity) to sleep with, who would it be.

NOTE: this means you can't say,"just kill me". I'm just trying to see what the answers would be...

[Ran]

Oh dude, you better don the flame suit cause it's about to come down hard.

In an attempt to answer the question with as minimal a homo reply that can be given, I'd probably say Johnny Depp. Dude is cracked out, ugly as f*ck, and just generally creepy. Afterwards, however, telling 98% of high school girls that you slept next to Johnny Depp would grant you instant access to their southern chamber.

[Z0_o6]

honestly... what were the parameters of this? unless this is a real situation it warrants no answer.



so without further discussion, i'd rather take part in the BME Pain Olympics.

[MistaCee]

Batty bwoy

[MistaCee]

How you gonna have a gay crush? Wouldn't that mean your on the low gay:gay:

[stillaneon]

No, not someone you would neccesarily sleep with unless the unreal situation did arise. Put yourself in that position, what would your answer be?

[Nemesis]

Drew Carey

[Ran]

Drew CareyGeorge is a chubby chaser? :lmfao:

[Stormhammer]

Johnny Depp. We could play ass pirates and plunder for booty...

[Nissan Sean]

Julian mcmahon(aka Christian troy from niptuck) i think the ladies would be jealous :)

[stillaneon]

George is a chubby chaser? :lmfao:

I can see it George.

You two could play Price is right or Whos line is it anyway:lmfao:

[BABY J]

Julio:idb:

:camera: :yes: :love:



/thread

[stillaneon]

Julio:idb:

:camera: :yes: :love:



/thread
The point was supposed to be someone you wouldn't do on a daily basis:screwy:

[klollie]

as a female....my vote is for Elisha Cuthbert (Girl Next Door)

[Ran]

I could say the obvious choice Angelina Jolie...Lop-sided boobie fetish?

[Ran]

Also, you punks are lame. So far only me and Nissan Sean have given reasons.

[stillaneon]

lol

[klollie]

Lop-sided boobie fetish?


check out the edit.

I knew some one was going to make a comment like that

[stillaneon]

Ran you have given no answer though

[Nemesis]

Angelina Jolie is smokin, I dont care lob sided or not. Id still hit it till the break of dawn.

[Ran]

Ran you have given no answer thoughScroll up to my first post punk.

[Frög]

a big fat black pole for me.. mmm micheal jordan..

















oh yeah btw, you are a FAG.. lol

[Nemesis]

a big fat black pole for me.. mmm micheal jackson..







FAG..

whoa

[Ran]

a big fat black pole for me.. mmm micheal jordan..Your new title: The Geriatric Juggler

[stillaneon]

haha ok so

Ran: Johnny Depp
Stormhammer: Johnny Depp
Nissan Sean: Christian Troy (nip/tuck)
Klollie: Elisha Cuthbert
Nemesis: Drew Carey
stillaneon: Jared Leto
Frog: Any big black pole but pref. Michael Jordan
Baby J: Julio (nothing new)

[Frög]

Your new title: The Geriatric Juggler

that sounds badass!!


Frog: Any big black pole but pref. Michael Jordan



:idb:

HAHAHA YAy!!! :yay:



rofflmfao...

[GBurn387]

Johnny Depp. We could play ass pirates and plunder for booty...:no:

wtf
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[ep9716]

As A Straight Dude...I Would Do A Good Looking Chick..

/Gay Thread

[BABY J]

This thread ALMOST had win.... until posts 2 - present.

[BKgen®]

Ok, This isnt exactly what it seems.

If someone threatened to do something worse than death, unless you picked someone of the same sex (most likely a celebrity) to sleep with, who would it be.

NOTE: this means you can't say,"just kill me". I'm just trying to see what the answers would be...

So by making this thread, you've just told us that you're gay.... just by thinking about this sh*t. :gay:

[Elbow]

If guys are getting offended at this question they are a little scared about their sexuality I think lol. And does this mean you have to have sex with them? That might be a little gay...

[rb20s14]

hijacked

[BABY J]

^^ A/S/L??


LOL

[rb20s14]

^^ A/S/L??


LOL
my buddy left his s/n signed on at my house i had to do it, but he gopt all pissed off so i deleted it.

[Ran]

my buddy left his s/n signed on at my house i had to do it, but he gopt all pissed off so i deleted it.Somebody's been playing in the D-Ville Doo Doo. :lmfao:

[rb20s14]

Somebody's been playing in the D-Ville Doo Doo. :lmfao:

sshhhhhhhhhhh dont tell anybody.;)

[BABY J]

hijacked

That's ok - I have made sure that it will last forever. Enjoy...

[rb20s14]

well at least i did what was right and took it down, he cant be pissed at me for being funny. anyways i gettin off this damn name.

[BKgen®]

well... my answer is mini-me from austin powers... just to make it as painless as possible.

[redrumracer]

If guys are getting offended at this question they are a little scared about their sexuality I think lol. And does this mean you have to have sex with them? That might be a little gay...
just a little. and if you were to have a sex change and sleep with a female and then have another sex change back to male does that count??? if so that girl from harry potter hermine(sp)

EDIT oh and the rest of you are fags for not thinking of this scenario

[Nissan Sean]

just a little. and if you were to have a sex change and sleep with a female and then have another sex change back to male does that count??? if so that girl from harry potter hermine(sp)

EDIT oh and the rest of you are fags for not thinking of this scenario

GAY/CROSS-DESSING PEDO FTW!!!!!

[redrumracer]

GAY/CROSS-DESSING PEDO FTW!!!!!
its called thinking through the problem and finding the least gay way about it. although it involves surgeries

[Double_0_Rusty]

lol @ all you fags.



















Simiontibbett, and Ashton Kutcher for me, kthnxbai.




:ninja:

[Elbow]

lol @ all you fags.



















Simiontibbett, and Ashton Kutcher for me, kthnxbai.




:ninja:

:yes: :yes: :yes:

[Double_0_Rusty]

Hey bro (Simon) wanna bro it up later, bro? LMAO

[Elbow]

Hey bro (Simon) wanna bro it up later, bro? LMAO

Damn bro stop posting up our bro stuff on IA bro

[Double_0_Rusty]

damn sorry broski.

[Elbow]

damn sorry broski.

Ith ok <3Forever<3

[Frög]

lol "you are a very bad man" ~while flopping around 14 inch black dildo~

[Double_0_Rusty]

LOLOLOLOL omfg I just had beer come out of my nose frog.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Ith ok <3Forever<3

thweet <3Always<3

[Frög]

LOLOLOLOL omfg I just had beer come out of my nose frog.

:lmfao:

[81911SC]

You probably should avoid posting.

[Double_0_Rusty]

^^^

You probably should avoid sucking so much c0ck.


ily

[81911SC]

I'm trying to be like you........

[Double_0_Rusty]

If you were you'd be getting mad pu55y. You're trying to be like th OP. sorry for the misunderstanding.

[rb20s14]

not pissed about the douche bag hackin my **** just worried about how vivid his fantsys about sucking off brad pitt and seeing as i know he gonna look at this later remember pay back is a *****

[FirePR2002]

This has got to be the gayest facking thread I've ever read. You that actually gave real answers are a bunch of homosexuals and have admitted who's MALE CACK you'd willingly (under certain circumstances) eat and take up the dirt road.

Doesn't make you any less of a queen than George Michael or Elton John though.

Please surrender your Man Cards to the proper authorities immediately.

[stillaneon]

This has got to be the gayest facking thread I've ever read. You that actually gave real answers are a bunch of homosexuals and have admitted who's MALE CACK you'd willingly (under certain circumstances) eat and take up the dirt road.

Doesn't make you any less of a queen than George Michael or Elton John though.

Please surrender your Man Cards to the proper authorities immediately.

Wow, was this really your 14th post? DIAF please

[BABY J]

This has got to be the gayest facking thread I've ever read. You that actually gave real answers are a bunch of homosexuals and have admitted who's MALE CACK you'd willingly (under certain circumstances) eat and take up the dirt road.

Doesn't make you any less of a queen than George Michael or Elton John though.

Please surrender your Man Cards to the proper authorities immediately.

Obv not gay enuff for you to stop reading after the 1st post.:gay:

Obv not gay enuff for you to post in.:gay:

Please... say something else. It's teh fun.:gay:


PS: :idb: :yes:

[FirePR2002]

Wow, was this really your 14th post? DIAF please


Obv not gay enuff for you to stop reading after the 1st post.:gay:

Obv not gay enuff for you to post in.:gay:

Please... say something else. It's teh fun.:gay:


PS: :idb: :yes:

^^Say the homos as they try to defend their latent sexual urges.:yay:

[81911SC]

You may leave now, n1gger.

[Double_0_Rusty]

This has got to be the gayest facking thread I've ever read. You that actually gave real answers are a bunch of homosexuals and have admitted who's MALE CACK you'd willingly (under certain circumstances) eat and take up the dirt road.

Doesn't make you any less of a queen than George Michael or Elton John though.

Please surrender your Man Cards to the proper authorities immediately.

STFU, noob. BTW you----> :idb: <-----IA;)

[The Yousef]

paul.

[TheGodfather]

Jack Bauer. Duh.

[KPowerEP3]

just a little. and if you were to have a sex change and sleep with a female and then have another sex change back to male does that count??? if so that girl from harry potter hermine(sp)

EDIT oh and the rest of you are fags for not thinking of this scenario


I say stillaneon.

George Clooney is a close 2nd.

[stillaneon]

I say stillaneon.

George Clooney is a close 2nd.

HAHA. Where have you been ass? You live closer now than before and I still never see you

[Ran]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Nismosis/ASIAN.gif

[FirePR2002]

You may leave now, n1gger.

Good one, but I prefer porch monkey.:goodjob: