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[d993s]

Yes, I will lend my vast expertise in life. Free of charge. Right here. Right now.















Disclaimer:
off-topic/jackass replies may be included by me without warning.
Maniac is gay.
Tracy loves golden showers.
I am guilty of doing many extreme and derogatory things with girls.
If I don't answer right away, it's probably because I'm masturbating (myself or a underage girl)
That's about it for now; I will add to this list as it becomes necessary

[bigdare23]

Did you beat the ***** ass in your avatar?

[d993s]

Did you beat the ***** ass in your avatar?

No, but it looked deserving considering the caption.

[Maniac1]

Why must you continue leaving me homosexual related comments on my myspace?

[d993s]

Why must you continue leaving me homosexual related comments on my myspace?

Because you asked me out to the movies.
And because it's befitting a strapping young homo such as thyself.

[Evil Goat]

hasnt this already been done?

[Maniac1]

Here's another question, mr.crackerdamus.

If a big start explodes into a supernova. And the star is five light years away. How long after the explosion will the sound waves reach earth?

[BobbyFresco]

What is an appropriate amount to tip a stripper when said dancing whore, is working satellite # 2?

[d993s]

hasnt this already been done?

No.

[Maniac1]

Here are a few answers. Get to them whenever your brain cools down, since im sure its already over heating due to all these intense questions.

1. Why is my shoe size number higher than your IQ level?
2. How is the world going to end?
3. Is there a purpose for your existence?

[d993s]

Here's another question, mr.crackerdamus.

If a big start explodes into a supernova. And the star is five light years away. How long after the explosion will the sound waves reach earth?

Well, it all depends on how far your nose is from your anus, because eventually they will rub.
Stop reading unimportant nerd crap and get a yob.

[Maniac1]

Haha! Heres another question, when we gonna go see 10k bc? You know you wanna go see it you old fart.

[d993s]

What is an appropriate amount to tip a stripper when said dancing whore, is working satellite # 2?

There are no strippers on Satellite #2. It's all hype.

[bandydesign]

Here are a few answers. Get to them whenever your brain cools down, since im sure its already over heating due to all these intense questions.

1. Why is my shoe size number higher than your IQ level?
2. How is the world going to end?
3. Is there a purpose for your existence?

My brain is cool enough to notice that doesn't make sense:thinking::thinking:

[Maniac1]

Damnit kevin! LOL questions*

[00CelicaGT]

Well, it all depends on how far your nose is from your anus, because eventually they will rub.
Stop reading unimportant nerd crap and get a yob.


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: +1

[BobbyFresco]

Well, it all depends on how far your nose is from your anus, because eventually they will rub.
Stop reading unimportant nerd crap and get a yob.


Crackerdaumus, I demand you answer my question or I will have Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on that ass pronto. Really. I really really will.

[d993s]

Here are a few answers. Get to them whenever your brain cools down, since im sure its already over heating due to all these intense questions.

1. Why is my shoe size number higher than your IQ level?
2. How is the world going to end?
3. Is there a purpose for your existence?

1. Maybe in pesos vs USD.
2. The world will never end; it only ends for our generation, and then the next follows. All this religious crap about the world ending is nonsense.
3. Yes, to live my life and take advantage of hot young chicks.

[d993s]

Crackerdaumus, I demand you answer my question or I will have Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on that ass pronto. Really. I really really will.
I answered your question, and I am not worried about Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson since they are both probably stuffing their fat gums with shikaaaan waaaaangs.

[amberghini]

In the finite dimensional space spanned by linearly independent basis vectors, if you spin an electron clockwise, would its entangled pair spin likewise in another finite dimensional space?

[BobbyFresco]

I answered your question, and I am not worried about Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson since they are both probably stuffing their fat gums with shikaaaan waaaaangs.


Don't forget the purple drank
A meal consisting of chikin, or pollo for all you Messicans following this thread,
is not complete w/out some purple drank....

[hondachik]

Will I be able to replace my alternator all by myself?

[d993s]

In the finite dimensional space spanned by linearly independent basis vectors, if you spin an electron clockwise, would its entangled pair spin likewise in another finite dimensional space?

Maybe, but it all depends: when you rub your clit, do you do it clockwise or counterclockwise?

[amberghini]

Maybe, but it all depends: when you rub your clit, do you do it clockwise or counterclockwise?

Depends on who I'm thinking about. :goodjob:

[bandydesign]

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
2. Who are you in love with?
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
10. Are you hot?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
12. What are you wearing right now?
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
14. Last food that you ate?
15. Where were you last week at this time?
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
17. When is the last time you ran?
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
19. What is your favorite animal?
20. Your dream vacation?
21. Last person's house you were in?
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
23. Have you been in love?
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
25. Last play you saw?
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
27. What are your plans for tonight?
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
29. Next trip you are going to take?
30. Ever go to camp?
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
32. What do you want to know about the future?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
35. Where is your best friend?
36. How is your best friend?
37. Do you have a tan?
38. What are you listening to right now?
39. Do you collect anything?
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
43. What does your last text message say?
44. Do you like hot sauce?
45. Last time you took a shower?
46. Do you need to do laundry?
47. What is your heritage?
48. Are you someone's best friend?
49. Are you rich?
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

[d993s]

Will I be able to replace my alternator all by myself?

If you have the tools, time, don't mind getting dirty and have basic automotive skills, YES, you can do it. On what car?

[BKgen®]

kayfunk already made a thread like this.... and he failed.


déjà vu up in dis bish.

[BobbyFresco]

If you have the tools, time, don't mind getting dirty and have basic automotive skills, YES, you can do it. On what car?


She has a poon.
Poon belongs in the kitchen.
Take back what you just said or your chauvinistic man card will be taken
away indefinitely.

[thecrazyone]

She has a poon.
Poon belongs in the kitchen.
Take back what you just said or your chauvinistic man card will be taken
away indefinitely.

x2. traitor.

[hondachik]

If you have the tools, time, don't mind getting dirty and have basic automotive skills, YES, you can do it. On what car?

2000 Honda Civic LX. I have the time, I love working on my own car, and yes I have basic automotive skills. I also have my Tool box :)

[d993s]

1. Where were you 3 hours ago? HERE
2. Who are you in love with? MYSELF
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? NO
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? YES
5. When is the last time you went to the mall? SATURDAY
6. Are you wearing socks right now? YES
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? YES
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? YESTERDAY
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? YES
10. Are you hot? SOMETIMES
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? WATER
12. What are you wearing right now? LIEDERHOSEN
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? I DO IT
14. Last food that you ate? SCHLOTZSKY'S
15. Where were you last week at this time? SOMEWHERE ELSE
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? NO
17. When is the last time you ran? YESTERDAY
18. What's the last sporting event you watched? HOCKEY
19. What is your favorite animal? CAT
20. Your dream vacation? BACK TO AUSTRALIA
21. Last person's house you were in? BORIS'
22. Worst injury you've ever had? CHICK ALMOST BROKE MY CACK WHEN WHEN WHEN UP TOO HIGH AND LANDED ON IT WITH HER GOOCH
23. Have you been in love? YES
24. Do you miss anyone right now? YES
25. Last play you saw? I'M STRAIGHT
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? MY TONGUE
27. What are your plans for tonight? SLEEP
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? ALEX, THE QUEER WHO ASKED ME OUT TO THE MOVIES
29. Next trip you are going to take? CHARLOTTE
30. Ever go to camp? NO
31. Were you an honor roll student in school? ONLY IN 8TH GRADE
32. What do you want to know about the future? EVERYTHING
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? NO
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? NO
35. Where is your best friend? I DON"T KNOW
36. How is your best friend? FINE
37. Do you have a tan? YES
38. What are you listening to right now? NIN
39. Do you collect anything? YES
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? WILL
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? 4 DAYS AGO
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? YES
43. What does your last text message say? THANKS
44. Do you like hot sauce? YES
45. Last time you took a shower? A COUPLE HOURS AGO
46. Do you need to do laundry? NO
47. What is your heritage? EUROPEAN
48. Are you someone's best friend? MAYBE
49. Are you rich? NO
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? TALKING ON THE PHONE

^^^

[d993s]

2000 Honda Civic LX. I have the time, I love working on my own car, and yes I have basic automotive skills. I also have my Tool box :)

And how old are you? (You may need special guidance)

[hondachik]

And how old are you? (You may need special guidance)

I'm 22 sir.

[BobbyFresco]

Will Maniac really go blind from all that excessive masturbation?

[hondachik]

Will Maniac really go blind from all that excessive masturbation?

no. mexicans of his breed are powerful beings. he has special "fish eyelids" for just in case his squirt goes haywire.:goodjob:

[d993s]

I'm 22 sir.

Ok then, do it. All you need to do is loosen bolts (remove + battery terminal first), loosen tensioner, take off cables, remove belt, reinstall new alternator.
You might have to remove other parts if they are in the way.
Thats it

[hondachik]

will I get laid before the end of the week?

[d993s]

will I get laid before the end of the week?

Yes, but the only way I can guarantee that is if you're willing.

[RandomGuy]

Does your mom know you're ghey? (Y/N)

[hondachik]

Yes, but the only way I can guarantee that is if you're willing.

I am willing to get laid. Just need to know if its going to happen. I'm tired of getting off on redtube.com

[BobbyFresco]

no. mexicans of his breed are powerful beings. he has special "fish eyelids" for just in case his squirt goes haywire.:goodjob:

Hey woman, if I had asked a question about cooking then you could have chimed in. But i didnt.
Know your role. Play your part.
Back in the kitchen.:goodjob: :lmfao:

[hondachik]

Hey woman, if I had asked a question about cooking then you could have chimed in. But i didnt.
Know your role. Play your part.
Back in the kitchen.:goodjob: :lmfao:

hope u choke on a chicken bone.







or a pubic bone.:2up:

[d993s]

Does your mom know you're ghey? (Y/N)

It's impossible to know a claim that doesn't exist. It defeats that potential claim, you fvcking wise-ass.

[BobbyFresco]

hope u choke on a chicken bone.







or a pubic bone.:2up:


LIRL...
I hope you choke on an infant penis....:lmfao:

[hondachik]

LIRL...
I hope you choke on an infant penis....:lmfao:

sure. i heard you were a perfect canidate:goodjob:





but no thnx, i'm already full.

[d993s]

Will Maniac really go blind from all that excessive masturbation?
Probably not; I've masturbated daily since I was about 7 or 8, and I'm not blind.

[hondachik]

I've masturbated 3 times already this week. Is that too much for a female?:eek:

[d993s]

I am willing to get laid. Just need to know if its going to happen. I'm tired of getting off on redtube.com

Well, if you want to fvck Maniac, I can arrange it.

[BobbyFresco]

sure. i heard you were a perfect canidate:goodjob:





but no thnx, i'm already full.


Whats a canidate?:thinking:

[hondachik]

Well, if you want to fvck Maniac, I can arrange it.

no. i like tanned white guys, not illegal retard mesicans.

[d993s]

I've masturbated 3 times already this week. Is that too much for a female?:eek:

No, one of my ex-gf's masturbated before, during and after sex.....she was a freak. I loved it.

[hondachik]

Whats a canidate?:thinking:

A CAN NI DATE....go dictionary.com it

[d993s]

no. i like tanned white guys, not illegal retard mesicans.

Ok.........pic? I have some tanned white friends who might......(I have a girlfriend)

[hondachik]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166228

[d993s]

Whats a canidate?:thinking:

Can a nigguh date?

[BobbyFresco]

A CAN NI DATE....go dictionary.com it


Sorry that I dont speak inferior female talk...

is that anything like a CANDIDATE, MS. Dictionary.com?

[j0nbunklah0m]

A CAN NI DATE....go dictionary.com it

:smackass:

[hondachik]

Sorry that I dont speak inferior female talk...

is that anything like a CANDIDATE, MS. Dictionary.com?


yup. typo sir. my bad. well yeah, you're that

[hondachik]

:smackass:

spank me daddy?:cry:

[blaknoize]

What is an Event Horizon?

[j0nbunklah0m]

spank me daddy?:cry:

with a sledge hammer:taun:

[BobbyFresco]

yup. typo sir. my bad. well yeah, you're that



Lmao...and you women think you're as smart as us.....:lmfao:


j/k.

Wouldn't want your hemorrhoids to start flaring bec I'm fuking with ya.

[d993s]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166228

Is that you in the small pics? If so, nice body......lets see your face.

[hondachik]

Lmao...and you women think you're as smart as us.....:lmfao:


j/k.

Wouldn't want your hemorrhoids to start flaring bec I'm fuking with ya.

Lol, I take no offense. I know how you IA men are. I have no butt sores sir, I do not take it ITB.:goodjob:

[hondachik]

Is that you in the small pics? If so, nice body......lets see your face.

search in there...I put a face pic in there as well. and yes thats me in the small pics. I have a webcam to confirm.:goodjob:

[d993s]

What is an Event Horizon?

It's an event in space time. It can be interpreted this way: the time it takes you to run out of a house and jump a fence before you get caught fvcking someone's daughter, and you don't see them coming through the door.

[BobbyFresco]

Lol, I take no offense. I know how you IA men are. I have no butt sores sir, I do not take it ITB.:goodjob:


Word on the street is you do and I'm sorry but I'm inclined to believe that.
True story.:goodjob:

[blaknoize]

I already knew the answer and ur completely wrong, sorry :(

[d993s]

search in there...I put a face pic in there as well. and yes thats me in the small pics. I have a webcam to confirm.:goodjob:


Ok........I'll pass your pic on to my friends.

[j0nbunklah0m]

Ok........I'll pass your pic on to my friends.

so they can masturbate:jerkit:

[blaknoize]

Oh yea, hondachik is fine. U need to do ur search better.

[BobbyFresco]

When did this turn into Eharmony.com?

[blaknoize]

just a lil bit ago. U kno all guys just POP up when u talk to a female that HAPPENS to look good.

[Maniac1]

LOL @ hondatrick's ugly monkey ass!

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa253/El_Maniaco/22596.jpg


David, why is fail written all over this thread? I know, cause only fred sanfords's was epic! You fail at life david, when are you going to get that through your head? Here's one last question... Why does black pu55y stink? I onced fingered this black chick in school, and man! It smelled like salmon(old rotten) mixed with kfc mixed with a bucket of eww. She knew how to play with my d!ck though, but her pu55y still stunk.

[blaknoize]

^harsh

[Maniac1]

Hey, that was just one black chick! This other one I was about to bang(because she was light). I don't hate them, I take that back, hate is a strong word. I just dislike black wesley snipes looking ones. LOL

[blaknoize]

I take it that was ur first one. Cuz oh yea... ***** cant smell like EVERYTHING, but then u get them ladies that are fresh and clean. U just had a bad first impression.

[Maniac1]

I take it that was ur first one. Cuz oh yea... ***** cant smell like EVERYTHING, but then u get them ladies that are fresh and clean. U just had a bad first impression.LOL this was back in 8th grade. But yea, this trick had big tits and a big ass and seemed like a s1ut right away. I mean, she would play with my c0ck then play with others in the next class. LOL! I was close to getting her to blow me off, then she moved. :( And the one I almost drilled is very religous, so she wanted to wait. Oh well...

[d993s]

LOL @ hondatrick's ugly monkey ass!

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa253/El_Maniaco/22596.jpg


David, why is fail written all over this thread? I know, cause only fred sanfords's was epic! You fail at life david, when are you going to get that through your head? Here's one last question... Why does black pu55y stink? I onced fingered this black chick in school, and man! It smelled like salmon(old rotten) mixed with kfc mixed with a bucket of eww. She knew how to play with my d!ck though, but her pu55y still stunk.

Well, you can have her^^^
Black pvssy stinks because you stuck your dirty finger in it. Dirty fingers cause bacteria to form, and then rotting occurs.

Fvck! Fred Sanford did this before? I don't remember it.

[d993s]

YAA TRICK, YAAAA!!!

[Maniac1]

Yea dude, fred was one of the first to make these kind of threads. Then other retards like you jumped on the bandwagon. LOL and no, my fingers were clean, her pu55y was just dirty. Her big black tits made up for it though, LOL mmmMmm.

[Maniac1]

yo david. im going to be over at jeremy's house tomorrow. I think even boris might be there, show up and lets do something afterwards. No homo, lets go watch 10,000bc. its gangsta as hell. We can clown on the fact that none of the events that took place durning that time were mentioned in the holy book. LOL

[blaknoize]

LOL this was back in 8th grade. But yea, this trick had big tits and a big ass and seemed like a s1ut right away. I mean, she would play with my c0ck then play with others in the next class. LOL! I was close to getting her to blow me off, then she moved. :( And the one I almost drilled is very religous, so she wanted to wait. Oh well... TMI man TMI.

[d993s]

Yea dude, fred was one of the first to make these kind of threads. Then other retards like you jumped on the bandwagon. LOL and no, my fingers were clean, her pu55y was just dirty. Her big black tits made up for it though, LOL mmmMmm.

Well focken aye!!!
Before we meet up at the secret meet, I'm going to go finger a nasty black chick (with gloves on) and then shove my fingers in your mouth.

[d993s]

yo david. im going to be over at jeremy's house tomorrow. I think even boris might be there, show up and lets do something afterwards. No homo, lets go watch 10,000bc. its gangsta as hell. We can clown on the fact that none of the events that took place durning that time were mentioned in the holy book. LOL

Holy book? Which one? That sh1t Yajaina reads?

[Maniac1]

Holy book? Which one? That sh1t Yajaina reads?Haha! yea, that one. So what, you down? Si or no...

[Maniac1]

Aight, 1. <---- LOL look at me talkin like im from n3w yoRk.

[BobbyFresco]

Yeah. Bring a chick.


Don't fall for it.
It's a trap....He just wants to trick you into teh buttsecks...:idb:

[d993s]

Haha! yea, that one. So what, you down? Si or no...

Yeah. Bring a young white, asian, or latina chick. I want to moisturize my fingers.

[Maniac1]

Ha! Latin? Hmmm we need to go pick one up at santa fe or la rumba. LOL

[d993s]

Ha! Latin? Hmmm we need to go pick one up at santa fe or la rumba. LOL

No fatties, or I'm gonna yell YAAAA *****!

[Maniac1]

Haha!! W3rd y0, j00 kNow h0w I dO cuH.

[WickedIXMR]

All IA bit.ches are nasty as fu.ck. Tis is proven. They are either fat, ugly, very mediocre looking but has aids. Honda chik is black and probably just found out she has aids and everyone she knows, knows she got it so shes coming here to find some nasty IA co.ck. That autum trick has all sorts of sh.it. Shes dumb as can be, face all kinds of fu.cked up, (myspace pics can be deceiving) and got all kinds of different std's. Oh yea did i mention honda chik is a ricer and is black? Like Wesly snipes black. She got that nasty blurple pu.ssy with that nappy sh.it ppl call "hair"

[blaknoize]

^dont be mad cuz u crankwalk all the time.

[WickedIXMR]

^dont be mad cuz u crankwalk all the time.
Lol youre funny. Dumbass. Search and see if evos crankwalk. Go hit vtec off a cliff.

[blaknoize]

^I dont have vtec ugh, guys that cant take a joke. I'm well aware that the new evo's no longer walk. I'ma 4G63 fan myself. My first car was a 90 Eclipse Turbo.

[hondachik]

All IA bit.ches are nasty as fu.ck. Tis is proven. They are either fat, ugly, very mediocre looking but has aids. Honda chik is black and probably just found out she has aids and everyone she knows, knows she got it so shes coming here to find some nasty IA co.ck. That autum trick has all sorts of sh.it. Shes dumb as can be, face all kinds of fu.cked up, (myspace pics can be deceiving) and got all kinds of different std's. Oh yea did i mention honda chik is a ricer and is black? Like Wesly snipes black. She got that nasty blurple pu.ssy with that nappy sh.it ppl call "hair"


you're so wrong in all areas, that i dont know where to even begin. that was just a dumb post.

[blaknoize]

he aint had a real black girl yet.

[MistaCee]

he aint had a real black girl yet.

x2

[hondachik]

he aint had a real black girl yet.

your PM confused me. I was lost..

[blaknoize]

Whether ur white or not and includin if u end up meetin a ****ty black girl. Dont give up, cuz that day u hit that gushy of a real black girl, all ur complaints will disappear. Though some white girls are also surprises (Being that them bish suck more often) u cant outdo a black girl and all that ass!

[TIGERJC]

Ok then, do it. All you need to do is loosen bolts (remove + battery terminal first), loosen tensioner, take off cables, remove belt, reinstall new alternator.
You might have to remove other parts if they are in the way.
Thats it
LOL at d993 not hitting on her because she is not young enough. I like how you set her up "U may need special Guidance?"

[Blitanicle99]

Lets see what you got.

If your flying over the desert and your canoe has a flat tire, how many pan cakes does it take to flip a dog house?

Next...

If half a chicken, laid half an egg, in half an hour, how long would it take a bearded monkey to suck the seeds out of a watermelon?

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[autumnk5]

All IA bit.ches are nasty as fu.ck. Tis is proven. They are either fat, ugly, very mediocre looking but has aids. Honda chik is black and probably just found out she has aids and everyone she knows, knows she got it so shes coming here to find some nasty IA co.ck. That autum trick has all sorts of sh.it. Shes dumb as can be, face all kinds of fu.cked up, (myspace pics can be deceiving) and got all kinds of different std's. Oh yea did i mention honda chik is a ricer and is black? Like Wesly snipes black. She got that nasty blurple pu.ssy with that nappy sh.it ppl call "hair"

hey, dumbass, i sent you a friend request.

i want to know if you are in the 90 %

or the 10 % of IA MALES.

your opinion on me doesn't matter. those are my myspace pics. plus i've been to the doc, i'm clean :goodjob: unlike you. you might want to get checked. soon.

[WickedIXMR]

hey, dumbass, i sent you a friend request.

i want to know if you are in the 90 %

or the 10 % of IA MALES.

your opinion on me doesn't matter. those are my myspace pics. plus i've been to the doc, i'm clean :goodjob: unlike you. you might want to get checked. soon.
I marked you as spam. Why the fu.ck would i want some sl.ut like you on my myspace page? :screwy: I dont need to get checked cuz i dont fu.ck people i just met on the internet like you.

[blaknoize]

Lets see what you got.

If your flying over the desert and your canoe has a flat tire, how many pan cakes does it take to flip a dog house?

Next...

If half a chicken, laid half an egg, in half an hour, how long would it take a bearded monkey to suck the seeds out of a watermelon?

:D:D:D:D:D:D

2.2 pancakes at desert temps :D but ONLY and I mean ONLY if the pancakes are Ms. Buttersworth.

Bout the chicken stuff... umm... I believe its relative to the position of the chicken at the time the watermelon is seeded.

[Ran]

Dear d993s,

The age of consent in the USA still remains at 18 in most states. While I am thankful for the AoC 16 here in Georgia, I still feel that this is too high. What should I do to enlighten our closed-minded politicians to the glorious fruit that is DFC (Delicious Flat Chest)?

Ran

[blaknoize]

^like tha ***** in ur sig (laugh out loud)

[Ran]

^like tha ***** in ur sig (laugh out loud)
You know you'd hit it. Don't judge me!

Full Pic 4 Great Justice

[blaknoize]

a, ran... she used... she has gray h-a-i-r-s...

[autumnk5]

I marked you as spam. Why the fu.ck would i want some sl.ut like you on my myspace page? :screwy: I dont need to get checked cuz i dont fu.ck people i just met on the internet like you.

um... who have i ever ****ed who i just met off the internet?

please list names. because otherwise you are just talking **** :blah:

[hondachik]

wow....Ran really is a pedo. I want to change my vote on the IA Pedo poll now!!!

[WickedIXMR]

your PM confused me. I was lost..

Yeah, the jungle is that way -------->

[d993s]

LOL at d993 not hitting on her because she is not young enough. I like how you set her up "U may need special Guidance?"

No, it's because she's black

[d993s]

Dear d993s,

The age of consent in the USA still remains at 18 in most states. While I am thankful for the AoC 16 here in Georgia, I still feel that this is too high. What should I do to enlighten our closed-minded politicians to the glorious fruit that is DFC (Delicious Flat Chest)?

Ran

I don't give a fvck what the age of consent is.
I do what I want, and who I want, no matter age she is.
Developed and willing is old enough.