I gota problem..

[Sammich]

i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out:lmfao:

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[The Ninja]

Maybe she put it there? Or you were having a dream about Maomi Yuuki.

[BABY J]

i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out:lmfao:

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That's funny - bc she never pulls mine out when I do that.

[Sammich]

That's funny - bc she never pulls mine out when I do that.

u outa con damn trol again n!gga..i'ma have to shoot ur ass this time..and i dont got no blanks lol

[blaknoize]

Hmm... maybe she knows about IA?

[MistaCee]

i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out:lmfao:

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Isnt that like natural lol

[Alan®]

i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out:lmfao:

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It's cause she gets her fill earlier in the day from me :goodjob: .

[MistaCee]

It's cause she gets her fill earlier in the day from me :goodjob: .

Sloppy seconds FTL

[Sammich]

Isnt that like natural lol

i think it is...but i'm not sure..i was sleeping..then woke up to a hand full of ass:lmfao:


It's cause she gets her fill earlier in the day from me :goodjob: .

look here nigerian..ima call ur bro..ur gettin outa hand:ninja:

[koukis14]

I do this. I also wake up sometimes getting jerked off. Last time I was like "I'm really tired so if you want it hop on."

[Whiteboy™]

look here nigerian..ima call ur bro..ur gettin outa hand:ninja:


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :lmfao::lmfao:

[hondachik]

wow..I need to invest in a husband.




midnight horniness & secks ftw!!

[GuessWho]

Thread fails without PICS....
lol

[TS240]

i think it is...but i'm not sure..i was sleeping..then woke up to a hand full of ass:lmfao:
Lucky bast*rd!:(

[Nitro]

Thread fails without PICS....
lol

:D

[Whiteboy™]

leave it to nitro to make it gay, lol

[LS2ner]

aww cute kittens.

[Crazy Asian]

You know why PBS!!!??? SHE MISSES MY MANLY HAND!!! YOU HAVE SISSY HANDS!!!! YOU WILL NEVER SATISFY HER LIKE I DO!!!! SO KEEP THAT PANSY HAND OUT OF HER *****!!!!

[95alty]

PBS... i was there... and was touching her... and so were you.... so i moved your hand and got back to business

[ahmonrah]

wow..I need to invest in a husband.




midnight horniness & secks ftw!!
~email pics and maybe we can be "play married"~
oh, and if it works out, keep gatorade on your nightstand......

[TheProfiteer]

Dog Every one had a ride on PBS girl, man you need to get her some Vagiseal, keep that cooter of hers shut and unexposed to the whole ghetto hood yous blacks people live in.

[Sammich]

Dog Every one had a ride on PBS girl, man you need to get her some Vagiseal, keep that cooter of hers shut and unexposed to the whole ghetto hood yous blacks people live in.

#231651984621651687465416 on my radar to get sniped from talking sheit


You know why PBS!!!??? SHE MISSES MY MANLY HAND!!! YOU HAVE SISSY HANDS!!!! YOU WILL NEVER SATISFY HER LIKE I DO!!!! SO KEEP THAT PANSY HAND OUT OF HER *****!!!!

ur #1 on the sniped list:lmfao:


PBS... i was there... and was touching her... and so were you.... so i moved your hand and got back to business

#6


Lucky bast*rd!:(

yea i know:D :D :D :D

[00CelicaGT]

be glad it was ur wife and not the little kid next door. cuz noone would ever believe u were sleep walking.

[klollie]

IMO waking up in the middle of the night secks is the best......

[redrumracer]

take some penicillin if that doesnt get rid of then your fucked

EDIT: After i posted i actually went back and read the post. oh well though.

[Jason..]

I know hahaha.




IMO waking up in the middle of the night secks is the best......

[klollie]

I know hahaha.

no actually you don't

[Jason..]

O thats right sorry.

[chinitoxamor]

i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out:lmfao:

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why pulling your hands out? just continue playing lol, damn man.. its your wife, it aint liek you cant touch lol.. anyways do you feel the urge to want some

[hondachik]

~email pics and maybe we can be "play married"~
oh, and if it works out, keep gatorade on your nightstand......

your sig scares the ****s out of me.

[chinitoxamor]

^ your car scares me puahahahaha.. anyways i think its normal but does she wake up too??

[hondachik]

go...die maybe? your jokes are honestly old and lame.

[Sammich]

IMO waking up in the middle of the night secks is the best......

x2..indeed it is..speaking of which:ninja:

[Dirty Octopus™]

I'd beat her ass!

i dont play dat

[Sammich]

I'd beat her ass!

i dont play dat

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Ran]

I had a situation like this happen once, except it was her hand on my junk and by hand I mean head.

Also, I didn't push her away. I pretended to still be asleep. :ninja:

[Dirty Octopus™]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

I'm just sayin dough... Awll dat is your property! It's yours according to the law and according to our God.
you put them rangs on it's definetly yours. It's like a binding/spirtual aggrement. no questions asked. take it or leave it

[Sammich]

yea i feel what u sayin...but i'm saying...wtf is wrong w/ me sleeping and puttin my hand in her panties..and not even remembering doing that lol

tiz all good.

[blackboi50]

need i say anything bro :???:.....i thought i had wife jokes but damn!!!:eek:.....they got u good already:D...1

[Dirty Octopus™]

yea i feel what u sayin...but i'm saying...wtf is wrong w/ me sleeping and puttin my hand in her panties..and not even remembering doing that lol

tiz all good.
Its just warmer there.
It's instinct!

Keisha sleeps naked most of the time and she's just always Ohhhh soooo warm. on chilly evenings (well like every evening) i like to place myself in between her cheeks from time to time. :D

[Sammich]

Its just warmer there.
It's instinct!

Keisha sleeps naked most of the time and she's just always Ohhhh soooo warm. i like to place myself in between her cheeks from time to time. :D

SO I'M NOT DESPERATE THANK GOD:lmfao: :lmfao:

i personally love to sleep on her D's:boobies:


need i say anything bro :???:.....i thought i had wife jokes but damn!!!:eek:.....they got u good already:D...1

hey fuk u...u dont count as a credible human...diaaf (Die In A Animal Fire):D

[blackboi50]

wow :eek:...juss wow!!!!.......1

[Dirty Octopus™]

SO I'M NOT DESPERATE THANK GOD:lmfao: :lmfao:

i personally love to sleep on her D's:boobies:

Yeah i like to sleep under my DDD's :jerkit:



hey fuk u...u dont count as a credible human...diaaf (Die In A Animal Fire):D
that was a Gewd one! :goodjob:

[hondachik]

You're still desperate.

[Sammich]

Yeah i like to sleep under my DDD's :jerkit:


that was a Gewd one! :goodjob:

aww the power of being married and sleeping in softness...NATURAL softness..not no silicone:lmao:

PS thank u sir
*bows*

[Sammich]

You're still desperate.

GTFO U MAIL ORDER BRIDE

[Dirty Octopus™]

aww the power of being married and sleeping in softness...NATURAL softness..not no silicone:lmao:

PS thank u sir
*bows*
Yeah

Flesh > Tupperware

any day :goodjob:

[Sammich]

bwahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahah i fux with rubbermaid myself lol

[Sammich]

gah damnit i heart your reps DO lol

[Dirty Octopus™]

bwahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahah i fux with rubbermaid myself lol
yeah but soma deez b¡tches dont even get that high class!

with these 20th century nasty incisions(sp) under the breast. it just aint right.

i mean if you gotta use plastiware at least have the funds to do it with taste on not end up with a melon and a peach.

lop sided hoes :headslap:

[Sammich]

yeah but soma deez b¡tches dont even get that high class!

with these 20th century nasty incisions(sp) under the breast. it just aint right.

i mean if you gotta use plastiware at least have the funds to do it with taste on not end up with a melon and a peach.

lop sided hoes :headslap:

:lmao::lmao: good thing my wife is au naturale...hers will sag like normal humans and not need a 'touch up' every few years:gay:

wifey brings milkshake to my yard :D

[Dirty Octopus™]

gah damnit i heart your reps DO lol
Awwww! dey wuvs you too! http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j261/Knonimous/GIFs/hugkiss.gif

:lmao::lmao: good thing my wife is au naturale...hers will sag like normal humans and not need a 'touch up' every few years:gay:

wifey brings milkshake to my yard :D
yeaaaaaah buddy! aint nothin like an oh so natural droop! cuz booooooooy when dey get in dat ONE good gah damn bra!

they look like them b¡tches in the 1800s and sh¡t with da racks almost up to they chins!!!

its lovely dawg. ABSAFUGGINLUTELY Lovely! :yumyum:

damn Keisha took today off. i may have to make a stop by da house! :ninja:

[blackboi50]

:police:.....((((homo alert)))))........fags.........1

[Dirty Octopus™]

:police:.....((((homo alert)))))........fags.........1
check reps...

so you can see who homo now :D

[blackboi50]

check reps...

so you can see who homo now :D

id have to pull an all nighter on her!! :idb:.......DAYUM!!!!!......1

[Sammich]

LMAO @ BB50's change of heart


damn Keisha took today off. i may have to make a stop by da house!

i wont tell her you are coming in for a quick fix

[Shawna]

my husband

[MrsDirtyOc™]

Its just warmer there.
It's instinct!

Keisha sleeps naked most of the time and she's just always Ohhhh soooo warm. on chilly evenings (well like every evening) i like to place myself in between her cheeks from time to time. :D


:lmfao: :lmfao:

[ahmonrah]

your sig scares the ****s out of me.sorry to hear dat....LOL!

i kinda like that sig.

~back to topic~

but yeah...i do alot of weird shiz in my sleep(got this move called the sneak attack: she rolls over to the spoon position, i let her get those good snores in and :ninja:....she wake up like howd that get in there?) .....PBS. just enjoy it.

and to you(PBS) and DIIIRRRRRTY:

natural C/D/DD'S OR BETTER FTMFW!!!!!

[Sammich]

just saw ur post...lol @ it

[tankgirl]

u had a wet dream and your body responded.and if your wifeis a hottie thats y u had the dream :)

[0p7!mu5]

i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out:lmfao:

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DENIED!!!!!

[Sammich]

DENIED!!!!!

:lmao:


u had a wet dream and your body responded.and if your wifeis a hottie thats y u had the dream :)

indeed...i had my hand in them panties again last night with no rejection:lmao:

[90_ACCORD]

i think it is...but i'm not sure..i was sleeping..then woke up to a hand full of ass:lmfao:

damn i wish i was that lucky

y u complaining:thinking:

[Sammich]

cuz i was sleep fool...i mean..it must be instinct, like animals, to put my hand in her panties lol

[Alan®]

i wake up at night groping my wife..hand in panties..and i dont know how it got there..i wake up to her pulling my hand out:lmfao:

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Weird same thing happened to me last night. Only difference is she wanted the whole package :thinking: :goodjob: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


Bump

[Sammich]

BS...fyi

5am sex ftmfw

[blaknoize]

Dont get denied again son lolz