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thinkfast®
03-20-2008, 02:25 PM
to beat a female's ass without leaving any visible evidence of trauma; marks, scratches, cuts, bruises, etc?

this thought came across my mind while reading a poorly put together thread about wal mart and rollback pricing.

I have several methods which are my favorito but like to hear whats goin on out there. DISCUSS.
Hulud
03-20-2008, 02:26 PM
phonebook
Killer
03-20-2008, 02:26 PM
phonebook

i concur
Hulud
03-20-2008, 02:28 PM
i concur
just make sure its the "Yellow Pages" not Yellow Book
thinkfast®
03-20-2008, 02:30 PM
YEA CLUBBIN EM LIKE A BABY SEAL GETS THE POINT ACROSS.. BUT I ENDED UP W/ SOME POPEYE FOREARMS AFTER A WHILE, NOT COOL

DRAGGIN BY THE HAIR IS AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE
Hulud
03-20-2008, 02:31 PM
cooter punch, cause you can play that off as her being a ****
Killer
03-20-2008, 02:32 PM
punch in the back of the head....
Sammich
03-20-2008, 02:32 PM
there are your options...kthxbye
XLR8NMR2
03-20-2008, 02:36 PM
kick her in the nuts ese
Sammich
03-20-2008, 02:37 PM
OH SH*T look who showed up...its mark aka 50 bents
Kevykev
03-20-2008, 02:42 PM
ATTACK HER EMOTIONALLY!!!



THAT LEAVES LASTING AFFECTS!

:D
XLR8NMR2
03-20-2008, 02:43 PM
OH SH*T look who showed up...its mark aka 50 bents

50 bents sounds like a move i put on your moms last night that old heifer
Killer
03-20-2008, 02:43 PM
kick her in the nuts ese

did he really just post???^^
Ran
03-20-2008, 02:45 PM
Soap in a Sock, Sack of Oranges...

There are a lot of options that will allow you to beat someone into submission without leaving marks. :goodjob:
thinkfast®
03-20-2008, 02:47 PM
LMAO @ MARK


OUTTA NOWHERE SON!!
XLR8NMR2
03-20-2008, 02:48 PM
did he really just post???^^

whatup killer??:whaasup:
Sammich
03-20-2008, 02:54 PM
50 bents sounds like a move i put on your moms last night that old heifer

wow..now thats a hit, from one that loves hits
Killer
03-20-2008, 02:56 PM
whatup killer??:whaasup:

ITS HIM ITS REALLY HIM!!! lol


not much man!! you? been awhile homie!!!
XLR8NMR2
03-20-2008, 02:57 PM
hit it and split it
Dietcoke
03-20-2008, 03:00 PM
Soap in a sock leaves HUGE ****ing welts/marks. If you weren't limp wristed you'd know this. :p
autumnk5
03-20-2008, 03:03 PM
you could just beat the girl's ass, and have an alibi. that works too.
Ran
03-20-2008, 03:04 PM
Soap in a sock leaves HUGE ****ing welts/marks. If you weren't limp wristed you'd know this. :pWhat kinda soap are you using? lol It's always worked for me.
Sammich
03-20-2008, 03:05 PM
What kinda soap are you using? lol It's always worked for me.

probably dollar general soap...gota use ivory soap..duhhh everybody knows that:lmfao: :lmfao:
thinkfast®
03-20-2008, 03:09 PM
I JUST BAG UP THEM CHEAPIE HOTEL SOAPS, THEY DO THE TRICK, AND TEND TO HURT MORE FROM ALL THOSE CORNERS

GOOD WORK IN HERE FELLAS, KEEP IT UP
Sammich
03-20-2008, 03:14 PM
yea but they leave those 'dimples' when the corners hit..get ur knowledge up
Killer
03-20-2008, 03:22 PM
1lb bag of flour poured into a plastic bag... then put that in a pillow case....
Sammich
03-20-2008, 03:23 PM
thats what that mark is on kellys back
Killer
03-20-2008, 03:23 PM
rubber mallet...


if it doesn't bang up your car... it won't leave a bruise..... :ninja:
Killer
03-20-2008, 03:24 PM
thats what that mark is on kellys back

no i potato sacked her....


the flour trick doesn't leave a mark son!! lol
Sammich
03-20-2008, 03:25 PM
lololol