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C-loS109
03-17-2008, 06:57 PM
im taking my lil puppy for a walk. and some little gurls come up to me and say, "can we play with your puppy?" i said yeah sure fine. well the gurl starts to run and oreo(puppy name) stays by me, and then they are like "we want her to run after us" so i tell them how to call oreo over and she goes after the girls. you know like play chase. well one of the girls i guess is more interesting and oreo just follows her. and then one of the girls relative is coming down the street to call the girl inside and sees that oreo is chasing her.well i call oreo over and i finish my walk and go home. Couple minutes later i got the mother of the gurl knocking on my door saying that oreo had bitting her and now she is going to the hospital. wtf? :screwy: i tell her that she never bit her and they wanted to play with her. and she said well is no big deal but please keep her on a leash.

what kind of BS is that. and what happens if this goes to a more serious level, per se animal control knocking at my door, do i have anything to defend oreo with?

Scrilla
03-17-2008, 11:50 PM
Bite Marks?



Maury Can Do A DNA Test! lolz... JK Homie...

Nismo
03-17-2008, 11:57 PM
Ask for bite marks. No bite marks no care.

VooDooXII
03-18-2008, 12:00 AM
Oh I thought you got busted for stat. rape.

VooDooXII
03-18-2008, 12:03 AM
Really though...don't worry about it. No proof...the girl's just being an idiot.

redrumracer
03-18-2008, 12:17 AM
lol at first i thought this was a pedo moment but na i wouldnt worry bout it. like they said no marks then dont worry.

C-loS109
03-18-2008, 12:19 AM
lol at all of you. haha pedo moment? nah she doesnt have any bite marks or anything, i even asked the little gurl if she was bleeding but she isnt, but it isnt what the mom told me, so im goodd. oh and the gurl didnt even go to the hospital. so this was a waste of a thread.

hondachik
03-18-2008, 12:19 AM
a more important question....





can I play with Oreo?

C-loS109
03-18-2008, 12:28 AM
hahah ya want to see her?

http://i30.tinypic.com/20aqi4p.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/33yqr07.jpg

MC Hammer
03-18-2008, 12:38 AM
Oh I thought you got busted for stat. rape.


x2

VooDooXII
03-18-2008, 12:39 AM
As if that little thing would bite anyone...wow.

Dogs are panty-droppers, as it seems.

japan4racing
03-18-2008, 01:40 AM
answer the door with your penis hanging out..that'll show em'

C-loS109
03-18-2008, 01:54 AM
lol

hondachik
03-18-2008, 02:04 AM
oreo is pretty :)

cactusEG
03-18-2008, 08:36 AM
The lasy didnt say any thing about the pressing charges ?

EJdm
03-18-2008, 08:54 AM
that some scary **** man...but yea no bites no proof...**** that mom...lol

DieselNuts
03-18-2008, 08:57 AM
wow, there is no way that harmless little pup could send anything to the hospital. Fuk that woman. When you asked to see the bite marks, how did she reply?

hondachik
03-18-2008, 08:59 AM
why is Oreo napping on top of your peenus?


is Oreo a pit bull? Lets me serious, if the little girl was bit, she would have told her mom before you even walked off. Therefore a real parent wouldn't have let u even walked 6 steps before they came after you questioning about their kid. I'm just saying, history shows kids are always eager to tell things have happened. She would have told her mom then, and mom would have ninja kicked you right then and there.

osiriskidd
03-18-2008, 10:08 AM
next time punch that lady in the throat.

then while she's gasping for air, scream in her ear and tell her to stop her shenanigans.

then spit in her mouth and tell her to swallow it or you'll slit her throat and shove a funnel into that gaping hole, followed by a gallon of bleach being poured down her windpipe.


yup, that'd do it.

japan4racing
03-18-2008, 11:45 AM
next time punch that lady in the throat.

then while she's gasping for air, scream in her ear and tell her to stop her shenanigans.

then spit in her mouth and tell her to swallow it or you'll slit her throat and shove a funnel into that gaping hole, followed by a gallon of bleach being poured down her windpipe.


yup, that'd do it.

:eek:

Mr_Mischif
03-18-2008, 12:04 PM
Oh I thought you got busted for stat. rape.
x3

C-loS109
03-18-2008, 04:13 PM
why is Oreo napping on top of your peenus?


is Oreo a pit bull? Lets me serious, if the little girl was bit, she would have told her mom before you even walked off. Therefore a real parent wouldn't have let u even walked 6 steps before they came after you questioning about their kid. I'm just saying, history shows kids are always eager to tell things have happened. She would have told her mom then, and mom would have ninja kicked you right then and there.

lol i dk :thinking:

and she is half pittbull, other half lab.

C-loS109
03-18-2008, 04:14 PM
The lasy didnt say any thing about the pressing charges ?

she said she was going to take her to the hospital and see wha happens with that. but she never did go to the hospital.

Nemesis
03-18-2008, 04:27 PM
pics of said "girls"?

Killer
03-18-2008, 05:44 PM
why is Oreo napping on top of your peenus?



that's where i make all my bitches nap too.............




:ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

hondachik
03-18-2008, 10:09 PM
that's where i make all my bitches nap too.............




:ninja: :ninja: :ninja:


:eek::eek::eek::eek:

BlkCD5
03-18-2008, 10:26 PM
Damn that sucks. Sad but true, most little kids lie. She probably didn't want to wait 4hrs+ in the ER cus of a dog nipping her.

RandomGuy
03-18-2008, 11:00 PM
what race were the girls? ((so i can subconsciously form stereotypes in my mind))

VooDooXII
03-19-2008, 12:47 AM
pics of said "girls"?

:rolleyes: You would...

C-loS109
03-19-2008, 06:32 AM
dude im talking about 9-11 yr old girls. pedo.. lol

JR VQ 30 de
03-19-2008, 07:20 AM
im taking my lil puppy for a walk. and some little gurls come up to me and say, "can we play with your puppy?" i said yeah sure fine. well the gurl starts to run and oreo(puppy name) stays by me, and then they are like "we want her to run after us" so i tell them how to call oreo over and she goes after the girls. you know like play chase. well one of the girls i guess is more interesting and oreo just follows her. and then one of the girls relative is coming down the street to call the girl inside and sees that oreo is chasing her.well i call oreo over and i finish my walk and go home. Couple minutes later i got the mother of the gurl knocking on my door saying that oreo had bitting her and now she is going to the hospital. wtf? :screwy: i tell her that she never bit her and they wanted to play with her. and she said well is no big deal but please keep her on a leash.

what kind of BS is that. and what happens if this goes to a more serious level, per se animal control knocking at my door, do i have anything to defend oreo with?

give me her adress and ill take a dump in the middle of her drive way lol jk

Killer
03-19-2008, 09:27 AM
dude im talking about 9-11 yr old girls. pedo.. lol

actually that's a bit too old for his liking....


ran will be in for pics... he likes the older more experienced girls...

wrekonize
03-21-2008, 01:52 AM
thats why your not sopost to talk to strangers

hondachik
03-21-2008, 01:04 PM
she's 18 yo...PM me for her phone#

Dr.G35
04-15-2008, 11:58 AM
^i bet she's got 31 flavors.mmmmmmmmm

MistaCee
04-16-2008, 03:01 PM
As if that little thing would bite anyone...wow.

Dogs are panty-droppers, as it seems.

Hehe they are they start convo.

LQQKITZME
04-16-2008, 03:14 PM
If there are no bite marks you have nothing to worry about..