Funny story

[rollin_hard]

Ok so last night I went out and was just supposed to have dinner with a girl and a few friends. well after dinner we started to play pool and I started drinking. The girl already had a few (4) beers. I follow it up with 4 consecutive shots of Jager. she had one. We then moved over to Golden Tee after everyone left. we are feeling pretty good and I start standing behind her while she is taking her turn. She starts kind of non-chalant foreplay rubbing her ass on my junk back and forth. It only took about 30 secs. of that before I was ready to go back to the house. So we actually took our time about it when we got there, instead of ripping our clothes off and humping like rabbits we took our time and decided to get in the shower. (it cleaner anyways) after a nice BJ she turnes around so I can hit it from the back. We now are humping like rabbits, I mean hair pulling pounding! :idb: So I prop my leg on the side of the tub and meant to adjust position, but instead I slipped and fell right out of the tub taking her with me!!!!!!!! :doh: how embarassing! we still finished though, even if we were giggling like school children.

[B16a2 Civic]

....not funny really...but ok.

[Repost Squintz]

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[AtifSajid]

atleast you finished. thats the point!!

[TRINI4LIFE]

That is funny. Happened to me more than once before, but when you are in the heat of the moment FUCK IT everything goes. Then you wake up in the morning with bruises and other sort’s of pain.

[B16a2 Civic]

ok well anyways I guess its hard for you to imagine what it must be like only having your hand to play with.


mmmm right, i get more pussy on accident then you do on purpose...having sex while being drunk is like dunking a basketball on a fisher price goal...anyone can fuckin do it, even kids

[mocha latte cupcake]

i thought it was funny none the less.... lol... good thing you didn't break something... lol remember safety first! lol

[RandomGuy]

mmmm right, i get more pussy on accident then you do on purpose...having sex while being drunk is like dunking a basketball on a fisher price goal...anyone can fuckin do it, even kids
PPPPPPWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

:owned:

[Bajjani]

i think you jus wanted to brag about gettin ass

[Julio]

Even my 13 year old brother knows the tub stays slippery when wet.

If you don't post pictures I dont believe you...

[Rican219]

CHILIDAWG? PEARL NECKLACE? PICS?

[JustinSane110™]

mmmm right, i get more pussy on accident then you do on purpose...having sex while being drunk is like dunking a basketball on a fisher price goal...anyone can fuckin do it, even kids

Bootyology 101 bitches!! :lmfao:

[AznTraitor]

i think you jus wanted to brag about gettin ass


+1

[quickdodge®]

Not only do I not believe this...I think it has to be one of the stupidest threads made. This guy needs to be on the BANdwagon. Later, QD.

[HEATON]

Sounds like one of those lil into stories right before the porn pics..Maybe its just me

[RandomGuy]

Not only do I not believe this...I think it has to be one of the stupidest threads made. This guy needs to be on the BANdwagon. Later, QD.
LMAOOOOOO

[rollin_hard]

tough crowd, I don't need attention I thought it was funny. no need to be a bunch of haters. what kind of pics would you like to see. My bath tub?

[AznTraitor]

hahahaha....I just decided to scroll over his rep icon, and it says he's on his way to getting banned!


hahaha.....

you guys are mean....giving him all this negative rep.....

[99ITRGIRL]

that makes me jelous...sigh...:(

[AznTraitor]

that makes me jelous...sigh...:(


what makes you jealous?

[99ITRGIRL]

that i aint getting none right now :(

[Tracy]

mmmm right, i get more pussy on accident then you do on purpose...having sex while being drunk is like dunking a basketball on a fisher price goal...anyone can fuckin do it, even kids


I was going to rep yo ass, but I have to spread the love before I can rep you again. +1 tho. It's the thought that counts :D

[AznTraitor]

that i aint getting none right now :(


dont feel bad, rollin_hard wasnt etheir....his story sounds like something out of a playboy.....

[99ITRGIRL]

lol yea, and a DAMN good one too!! GOSH.....

[quickdodge®]

hahahaha....I just decided to scroll over his rep icon, and it says he's on his way to getting banned!


hahaha.....

you guys are mean....giving him all this negative rep.....


Yup. I gave hima -10. Later, QD.

[B16a2 Civic]

I was going to rep yo ass, but I have to spread the love before I can rep you again. +1 tho. It's the thought that counts :D


aww Thanks Tracy.....its always tah thought that counts...

i didn't -1 him....but i think i willl.....................riught about now

[Julio]

tough crowd, I don't need attention I thought it was funny. no need to be a bunch of haters. what kind of pics would you like to see. My bath tub?



atleast of the girl giving you head or something.