How to get a tight pu55y.

[t3ggr]

Have you ever said to yourself "I'm tired of all these loose hoes!"

Well maybe you are looking in the wrong places.

Heres a few reasons why you might be wrong:

1. She's barely 18, she must be tight. WRONG. There are 8 year olds with a Slip N Slide vagina now-a-days.

2. Shes christian, she is saving herself. WRONG again. They are the worst of the worst. Remember, they have been locked up, but their vagina hasn't.

3. Shes so tiny, I am going to break her in two. Sorry guys, someone already has, and that pu55y isn't getting back to shape anytime soon.

Where you need to look:

1. Anyone in a wheelchair. If they are paralyzed, they can't feel it. Therefore they probably don't try to have sex too much. Just bang the **** out of them. You can't break them, they are already broken.

2. Anyone with down syndrome. No body really wants them, so they are bound to be tight, but what people don't know is they give the best slobbery head.

3. Anyone over 40 that has been recently divorced. They might be old, but they could be hot if you choose wisely. Usually when newly divorced this means there has been no action for a few years. They need someone to clean out the bat cave. Do them a favor, and they might just be your sugar mama.

4. Nuns. They are the probably the best. Not only are they tight, but most of them have had a wild past, so they would get crazy if you could bribe them to. Plus, the challenge alone would make you bust a nut by the time you unlocked the chastity belt.


Now that I have instilled in you the knowledge of finding a tight vagina, HAPPY HUNTING!

and remember: There are always exceptions if you want to sniff out the right vagina.

[Brett]

Have you ever said to yourself "I'm tired of all these loose hoes!"

Well maybe you are looking in the wrong places.

Heres a few
Where you need to look:

1. Anyone in a wheelchair. If they are paralyzed, they can't feel it. Therefore they probably don't try to have sex too much. Just bang the **** out of them. You can't break them, they are already broken.

2. Anyone with down syndrome. No body really wants them, so they are bound to be tight, but what people don't know is they give the best slobbery head.



:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

does all this mean that you are in the first set of 3..or the second set of 3?:lmfao:

PS i love the retarded chicks...OMG...they have the best coochies:ninja:

PSS i also love underage chicks:police:

[Got Milk?]

Looked at the topics name and LIRL!

[Got Milk?]

Have you ever said to yourself "I'm tired of all these loose hoes!"

Well maybe you are looking in the wrong places.

Heres a few reasons why you might be wrong:

1. She's barely 18, she must be tight. WRONG. There are 8 year olds with a Slip N Slide vagina now-a-days.

2. Shes christian, she is saving herself. WRONG again. They are the worst of the worst. Remember, they have been locked up, but their vagina hasn't.

3. Shes so tiny, I am going to break her in two. Sorry guys, someone already has, and that pu55y isn't getting back to shape anytime soon.

Where you need to look:

1. Anyone in a wheelchair. If they are paralyzed, they can't feel it. Therefore they probably don't try to have sex too much. Just bang the **** out of them. You can't break them, they are already broken.

2. Anyone with down syndrome. No body really wants them, so they are bound to be tight, but what people don't know is they give the best slobbery head.

3. Anyone over 40 that has been recently divorced. They might be old, but they could be hot if you choose wisely. Usually when newly divorced this means there has been no action for a few years. They need someone to clean out the bat cave. Do them a favor, and they might just be your sugar mama.

4. Nuns. They are the probably the best. Not only are they tight, but most of them have had a wild past, so they would get crazy if you could bribe them to. Plus, the challenge alone would make you bust a nut by the time you unlocked the chastity belt.


Now that I have instilled in you the knowledge of finding a tight vagina, HAPPY HUNTING!

and remember: There are always exceptions if you want to sniff out the right vagina.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Jecht]

Lmao

You guys up for playing some Rock Band this Saturday?

[t3ggr]

Lmao

You guys up for playing some Rock Band this Saturday?

Always. This time, maybe not so drunk.

[imbosile]

haha that's funny

[Ed]

lo
Lmao

You guys up for playing some Rock Band this Saturday?

oh yes!




lol @ thread.

[soul]

Lmao

You guys up for playing some Rock Band this Saturday?
im always down for some rockband drunk Timmmmmyyyyyyyy

[Ed]

im always down for some rockband drunk Timmmmmyyyyyyyy

haha timmy!

[Jecht]

im always down for some rockband drunk Timmmmmyyyyyyyy

If you want to drive down to Smyrna to hang out with us, sure. lol

[Sammich]

this thread has turned from good to weaksos in a matter of secs...lame buncha suckers...

[GuessWho]

and this whole time i thought i had a lil dicc....

[Ed]

this thread has turned from good to weaksos in a matter of secs...lame buncha suckers...

you're right...

this (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showpost.php?p=36602448&postcount=3) is by far the worst post i've ever seen, this guy is ****ing clueless. wish he'd diaf already

[Sammich]

hey ed...suck my large peni pal

[t3ggr]

this thread has turned from good to weaksos in a matter of secs...lame buncha suckers...

Yea, ryan ruined it bringing in rockband. And you won't get tight pu55y from that.

[Ed]

Yea, ryan ruined it bringing in rockband. And you won't get tight pu55y from that.

not like he'd ever get any kind of pu55y anyway

[Ran]

1. She's barely 18, she must be tight. WRONG. There are 8 year olds with a Slip N Slide vagina now-a-days.

3. Shes so tiny, I am going to break her in two. Sorry guys, someone already has, and that pu55y isn't getting back to shape anytime soon.I've yet to encounter either of these problems. :thinking:

[t3ggr]

I've yet to encounter either of these problems. :thinking:

Proabably because you don't have the chance to.

[Ed]

DAMN!

[Ran]

Proabably because you don't have the chance to.LOL

Swing and a miss.

:D

[Sammich]

not like he'd ever get any kind of pu55y anyway

hater...


Proabably because you don't have the chance to.

i sense built up frustration...

[t3ggr]

hater...



i sense built up frustration...

Nope, I'm relieved everyday.

[Slow Motion]

CHEA...

[Jecht]

Yea, ryan ruined it bringing in rockband. And you won't get tight pu55y from that.


not like he'd ever get any kind of pu55y anyway

Lmao thanks guys :tongue1:

[t3ggr]

Lmao thanks guys :tongue1:

Sorry, but you will just have to miss it, or go find another.

[Ran]

Sorry, but you will just have to miss it, or go find another.Spring Break, here we come!

[Jecht]

Sorry, but you will just have to miss it, or go find another.

Lol, screw that, I'm enjoying my freedom for now.

[Sammich]

Nope, I'm relieved everyday.

i heard differently...but this is coming from the horses mouth

[Ed]

Lmao thanks guys :tongue1:

that wasnt towards you, it was towards pbs fyi.

[t3ggr]

HAHA.

[Jecht]

that wasnt towards you, it was towards pbs fyi.

Ahh okay. lol :goodjob:

[Leisa]

40.. is not old... UGHHH!

[Sammich]

hey leisa...dont worry...you are great

[Leisa]

hey leisa...dont worry...you are great


you dont even know half of it.. ;)

[t3ggr]

you dont even know half of it.. ;)
Yea I didn't mean they were old, but older than the guys on here.

I think women are more experienced and prettier with age.

[Sammich]

like my wife...who is 25:ninja: i personally have a thing for older women...last 4/5 women i've been with were older than me :D

[Leisa]

Yea I didn't mean they were old, but older than the guys on here.

I think women are more experienced and prettier with age.

its all cool... :)

[Julio]

Who ever has problems with loose chics, that means you have a small ****.

[ueyedgr8tness]

Who ever has problems with loose chics, that means you have a small ****.

:yes:

[eViLMunkey]

So you're saying go for parapalegic mentally disabled nuns..... :lmao: